granted a meteor named paradox collides with another meteor named paradox and the explosion destroys all other meteors named paradox :D

 

 

 

i wish i could put all my eggs in one basket

you did put all your eggs in one basket but it had a hole in the bottom.

 

 

 

i wish that the person who next posts has bad eyesight

granted but your text is too big and destroys my computer with its huge pixels

 

 

 

i wish for iced cream not ice cream

you get iced cream but it is full of maggots!

 

i wish i was zezmia

granted. you get driven insane by the hordes of noobs always following you.

 

 

 

I wish that this wish was not corrupted.

Granted, but since it must be corrupted, you wish that your wish would be corrupted, which means it can't be corrupted, and so it continues as an endless cycle.

 

 

 

I WISH TO BE RID OF PARADOXES FOREVER! SO ANNOYING! :evil:

 

I think this wish helps YOU more.

granted, but i bring the paradoxes back from forever...

 

 

 

I wish this wish was a wish...

Granted, but a 2-ton weight falls on you because you said "wish" three times or more in a single wish.

 

 

 

I wish for something simple...

you get nothing...

 

I wish for nothing..

Granted, but the nothing turns into something and you're stuck with that.

 

 

 

I wish for more simple things.

granted a million simple things come up and replace our technology and we return to cavemen

 

 

 

i wish for a magic phone that gives me ice cream

How do people post so fast?

 

Granted, but the ice cream makes your phone go haywire, and all it does now is shoot ice cream.

 

 

 

I wish for an awesome phone! (with camera)

granted, but it explodes

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for chocolate pie!

granted you get your chocolate pie but its becuz someone throws it at you

 

 

 

i wish i knew how to pop, lock, and drop it

Granted. now, within the next few days, your body will pop, your body joints will lock, and you will drop dead. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

yeesh can we stop with these wishes for wishes

 

ok whatever. granted you figure out what to wish for but you dont get it

 

 

 

i wish for a good day

Granted. I will have a good day. :

 

 

 

I wish I sleep well tonight.

Granted, you sleep well tonight, but you don't get a good nights sleep for the rest of your life after that.

 

 

 

I wish for an endless supply of Dr. Pepper for me to drink.

Granted, but all of the soda appeared...without the cans. There was so much that it flooded your house.

 

 

 

I wish something exciting would happen to me.

Granted. you get murdered.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't suck at basketball.

Granted, you are now the best basketball player in the world, but you get impaled in the face with a basketball and die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a chocolate pie in my hands, Not thrown at me.

Granted, but it is literally in your hands, the skin is horribly stretched to cover it, and you in intense, chocolatey pain. And then a hobo urinates on you.

 

 

 

I wish for a tea kettle.

Hmm I have no tea kettle. So I send you the old lady down the street. She starts getting mad because you assumed she had a tea kettle because she was old. Then she proceeds to decapitate you, but you are left with just enough flesh to still be able to think. Then I gather everyone in the entire world and they laugh at you for being beaten up by an old lady. You slowly slip away in death and humiliation.

 

 

 

I wish I could beat inuashakent on Brawl.

Error. Beating Kent is impossible. Wish uncorruptable. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

You beat him but then you find out he let you win.

 

 

 

I wish space had a livable atmosphere for humans (including air, temperature, food,etc). Let's see how you corrupt that one. :

granted, but there are also hostile animals, that kill and rip any humans who come there to shreds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was holding a chocolate pie, not having it thrown at me, and not in my hands.