June 29, 200818 yr granted, you are now dead. I wish I knew what to wish for, but that wish would also be granted with this wish while being uncorrupted. Granted, but you already used up your wish. I want to be rich. [Summoning guide (AOW)] [Slayer guide] [Melee & Brawl player]
June 29, 200818 yr You would be the only human on the whole planet. I wish that the guy:girl ratio would change from 1:1 to 1:10 Lets see if you can mess up that one :mrgreen: My blog
June 29, 200818 yr Since we are all in a female atmosphere, we all turn more and more womenly every generation until man is no more and the human race dies out. Nice wish buddy. :roll: I wish summer lasted forever.
June 29, 200818 yr granted but because summer is the hottest season and because it lasts forever the world melts into a puddle i wish i was nocturnal
June 30, 200818 yr Granted, but the world is thrown into endless daylight. I wish for a random simple thing. Need a new signature....perhaps...
June 30, 200818 yr Since that object was so random and simple it soon destroys any complexity that was in your mind. You soon slip into a coma and die. I wish everyone knew Pizza was the best food ever.
June 30, 200817 yr granted but out of nowhere a mutated pizza starts attacking the world and because people think pizzas are the best food they dont try to stop it and soon the mutated pizza is the new ruler of the world i wish for everyone to go out and plant trees
June 30, 200817 yr Soon all the trees make earth too oxygen rich. The atmosphere busts into flames and life is no more. I wish day time T.V. wasn't so horrible... :-X
June 30, 200817 yr ir becomes good but sadly they run out of money and all die of a heart attack I wish men could br pregnant url=http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?f=112&t=760822]Click to join the War of Glory! 100 archers versus 100 warriors![/url][hide=Unraked Stats]14 Summoning1 Hunter37 WoodCutting33 FireMaking1 Construction26 Theiving1 RuneCrafting45 Mining1 Smithing18 Fishing18 Cooking1 Farming22 Herblore[/hide]
June 30, 200817 yr Yeah, I know... However, since the poster directly above me didn't post a wish, the game ends, and we start again. :lol: I wish for a penny. Need a new signature....perhaps...
June 30, 200817 yr Ok you get a penny... but you accidentally drop into a storm sewer. I wish that the next wish wont come true! My stats are updated weekly... Sometimes...
June 30, 200817 yr Error: Wishes may not corrupt other wishes made by the next poster. Therefore, you are dropped into the Abyss. I wish for a glass (unshattered) Need a new signature....perhaps...
June 30, 200817 yr Your wish is my command. Billions upon billions of glass windows fly at you and split you into millions of pieces. The glass windows were unharmed, landing on a bunch of pillows just behind you. They were quite bloody though. Thanks goodness for Windex! I wish Glheksjify was one of the approved food groups.
June 30, 200817 yr granted but its unhealthy and people all over the world become obese from it i wish i was a pirate
July 1, 200817 yr Granted, but you are killed by a flock of ninjas. Then a hobo urinates on your corpse. So do the ninjas. I wish for a microwave oven. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
July 1, 200817 yr You realize that using your super smartness you can convert the microwave into a nuclear bomb. While you are about to send it upon your unlucky enemies it explodes, but you were not caught in the middle of it where death is quick and painless. You were caught on the outside off the explosion, where death is very painful and slow. The hobo, dead pirates, and ninjas all begin to urinate on you simultaneously. You decompose into the ground many years later. I wish all the smiles here were displayed on the left. Instead of me having to click on view more smiles.
July 1, 200817 yr Granted, but that messes with the natural order of things and soon a rip in the Universe's underwear sends out pirates, a hobo, and ninjas beat you up, kick your dog, and then urinate on you. I wish i was a fish. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
July 1, 200817 yr I eat you, you taste horrible, I throw you up. I wish Apple would come out with the new iPhone update already... :wall:
July 1, 200817 yr Granted, but the battery life of the phone is 10 seconds, so it has to be pluged up the charge for life. I wish i had a apple pie and ice cream. -Haseo [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]
July 2, 200817 yr Granted, it's cherry pie, but it's also a bomb. (cherry bomb in a pie maybe?), Regardless, it explodes, leaving you showered in pastry goodness. And then some ice cream is dumped on you. I wish for flying shuriken (hopefully not aimed at me :anxious:) Need a new signature....perhaps...
July 2, 200817 yr done, you get your flying shruiken but you have no idea what it does or what its for i wish i had a better graphics card for my home PC... curently saving for sara sword and trying for 70 slayer >:)
July 2, 200817 yr Well of course. You put the card in your computer but you didn't know it came from a mad scientist and the card is evil. Once you put it in your computer it goes through the internet to effect all computers everywhere, except Macs ;). Your computer then explodes in a massive explosion. The other computers in the world quickly follow. Millions of lives are lost. All because you wanted a better graphics card. How do you sleep at night? :shame: I wish the moon was made of cheese.
July 2, 200817 yr Granted, but an enormous meteorite crashes into it and sets the cheese on fire. The cheese gets all sticky and a part of it falls down onto the earth, landing right on top of you. You get slowly and painfully crushed to death. I wish for a new pet, preferably a whale, to replace my dead hamster.
July 2, 200817 yr Granted, but no one told you that the whale couldn't leave the deep ocean. As you go out to meet it, you are surrounded and killed by dozens of sharks. I wish for DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (not affecting me.) Need a new signature....perhaps...
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