You do, but you also get murdered

 

 

 

I wish I would get murdered

Granted. you get stabbed 53 times. 8-) the police discover your body, but it's beyond recognition.. so. you're a john doe. :lol:

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly using a broomstick! :pray:

I reply, but I don't crap. 8-)

 

 

 

I want to beat Bursted Ice in our bet.

but you dont, even though i have no idea what it is -.-

 

 

 

i wish my ex-girlfriend would leave me be

She calls you over 9000 times a day, and asks for you-know-what every time. :lol:

 

 

 

I wana make over 2m when I get 99 fletching. (lol :lol: )

You do, but due to inflation, 2mill can only buy you a bucket

 

 

 

I wish I could see Rise Against

You get tickes for Rise Against, but they crash on I-89 and just go to their next tour stop :lol:

 

 

 

I want to see Rev Theory in person

You'll see Rev Theory but he'll [bleep] smack you into oblivion where your corpse will slowly rot, and you'll completely forgot you saw Rev Theory

 

 

 

I wish I could get full 3A Mage :oops:

Granted, but it's 3B mage instead. Woops.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a propeller.

Granted - yet it is broken and beyond repair

 

 

 

I wish I could corrupt everyones dreams :P

Granted, but you also corrupt nightmares, which makes them good dreams

 

 

 

I wish I had a Size 56 feet

you do, but your legs are devoured by mudkipz.

 

 

 

I wish i had green hair.

Granted. But birds Think its grass so they come to you and Make a nest.

 

They poop on you and your hair gets white again.

 

With that white hair A polar bear ( I guess you right it like that.? Else Snowbear or so?) Comes to you and start making a nest to. You are absolutely not happy and you wished you wish something else. :roll:

 

 

 

I Wish, Euhm I Wish i Had blue Hair. \

Wish granted, but it turns out that your hair color changes every 5min :mrgreen:

 

 

 

i wish to become perfect O:)

Granted, but you vanish a la "The Birthmark".

 

 

 

I wish for a polar bear named Istanbul.

You get a polar bear however not named Istanbul, but Ashton.

 

 

 

I wish for zombies to attack the world.

granted. they attack your world. not mine. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

I wish that I lived in my own little world as well!

Fine, you live in your own little world. But... a developer buys up all the land to the west of where you occupy and makes a big timeshare vacation area. You live in your own little world, you're the only one who lives there, but there are rich, snotty, vacationers coming every. single. day.

I find your lack of wish disturbing. You are tied to railroad tracks and run over by a train. Which then backs up. Again and again.

 

 

 

I wish for a Geiger counter.

Granted.

 

I have no idea what that is so you dont get it! MWUAH! :twisted:

 

I wish for Gears of War 2.

Granted - you are thrown in the midst of war, where two giant gears roll on top of you, smashing you to a pulp.

 

 

 

I wish the next poster didn't ruin this wish.

I don't, but because I don't this post is considered spam then deleted, meaning that I never granted your wish

 

 

 

I wish I was not obliged to complete my history coursework

Granted, but you fail the course because you didn't review the material.

 

 

 

Once again, I wish for a geiger counter. Don't post if you don't know what it is.

Granted, but the moment you get it, the needle flies all the way to the right due to the excessive radiation poisoning you got from the edible wrapping paper (plutonium-laced corn-based products, anyone?). You die before you even get to hear its iconic noise.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't required to make a wish to keep this thread alive.

Granted.

 

But the thread died becuase of you! Haha!..Or me..? -.-

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways...

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly. :