November 21, 200817 yr You'll only be able to fly in your dreams. I wish I didn't need glasses anymore. My blog
November 22, 200817 yr Wish granted, you've been blinded I wish i had a non man-eating chocolate cookie
November 22, 200817 yr too bad youre now a woman and the cookie eats you mwa ah ah ah ha i wish that i had a talking cow
November 22, 200817 yr Author Granted, but you annoy it, now it won't talk to you I wish that my door would shut properly (try not to make the corruption that it stays shut forever) 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"
November 22, 200817 yr It shuts properly but then it falls off therefore you broked it D: I wish that I got really ridiculously good grades at school without even trying. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 22, 200817 yr In every subject you get an A*, obtain a scholarship to the world's most prestigious university and an offer from a well respected businessman. You become profitable in your endevours and successful in life. This is where I lack creative imagination and you think up a reason of why you [bleep]ed up your own life. Let's just go with drugs and a hooker... I wish my pet rock had opposable thumbs. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
November 22, 200817 yr It gets opposable thumbs and then strangles you to death somehow. I wish i had a pizza 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 23, 200817 yr Since you don't hate any pizza flavour, your pizza will grow opposable thumbs and somehow strangle you to death. Only after finding a pubic hair inside the pizza of course. I wish all my favourite bands played in my city for free. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 23, 200817 yr Your mom wont let you go. I wish i had 19 dollars. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 23, 200817 yr but he changes his name to Constantinople and the Turkish army destroys you I wish for a massive block of non moldy jalapeno moneray jack cheese that wont squish me
November 24, 200817 yr Granted. But it squishes you anyways. I wish I had a HUGE :twss: face and it wasent all pixly and grainy and shuch... "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
November 24, 200817 yr Granted, but it's so huge your neck snaps and the smiley falls face-down onto the floor I wish I could play Hard/Expert levels on Guitar Hero D: Maxed 15/06/13
November 24, 200817 yr Granted, but you break all of your fingers :lol: I wish everyone on rs got 100 mil Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
November 24, 200817 yr Granted but then everything skyrockets in price and everything is at minimum 101mill I wish for more wishes Pureprayer, you're awesome.
November 25, 200817 yr Granted, but there's an army of us waiting to corrupt them :twss: I wish for a pet imp. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
November 25, 200817 yr Granted than i kill it for an imp scroll I wish for higher self esteem Pureprayer, you're awesome.
November 26, 200817 yr however, you become egomaniacial and get assassinated by dwarfs i wish for free music without viruses
November 26, 200817 yr Granted, but the quality is so low you wish you had downloaded perfect quality music with viruses instead. I wish I could predict the future. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
November 26, 200817 yr granted, but you predict you die tommarow. I wish I had 99 slayer in rs. Tip.It's Official Undercover Agent
November 26, 200817 yr Granted. But Jagex see's that you have gotten 99 slayer very fast. They perm ban you under botting suspicion. With out appeal. :D I wish I had a glass of water. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
November 27, 200817 yr Granted, but when you drink the water you get bored and eat the glass. I wish I had a plastic cup of milk.
November 27, 200817 yr Granted, but when you drink it, you realize you're allergic to milk all of a sudden. I wish I had a jar of peanut butter. What?
November 28, 200817 yr Its full of..... wait... what the..... *lazer shots out of jar and kills a bird* aparently, its full of LAZERS! (and peanut butter) i wish for zezimas password (MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
November 28, 200817 yr Granted. But that wish is sooo nooby. I dont grant you it. [hide=]No offense by the way.[/hide] I wish I had Left 4 Dead. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang
November 28, 200817 yr Granted, you and 3 other friends are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse when suddenly they abandon you and you are left 4 dead. (I know L4D is the zombie game) I wish I had the Valve game "Left 4 Dead" for the 360 port and it would function normally when I insert the disc. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
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