Granted, you receive a spiffy tuxedo with the Iron Man colors sewn onto it. Hey, you asked for a tailor, not a smith.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so much at Flannigan's.

Granted, that doesn't stop you from eating a lot at another restaurant.

 

I wish for a helicopter with autopilot and the chopper would NEVER crash, get damaged, be out of gas, or anything like that. Then I'd ask the chopper to fly me to Australia. Then I'd sit back, relax and wait patiently to get to Australia. I'm a very patient man. I can wait a month if I have to.

Granted. The chopper is slower than a limping snail. And you neglected to pack enough rations to last the very very long trip. You eat your pilot, and knowing nothing of flying choppers, you plummet into the ocean.

 

I wish I could get

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRaWnd3LJfs

unstuck in my head.

Granted, but you end up with the infamous RickRoll stuck in your head. :lol:

 

 

I wish there was more of a particular anime series, which I tripped over on accident, to watch. :-w

 

 

~D. V. "Why'd the RickRoll come to mind?!?!?" Devnull

Granted, you now have Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann looping in your head forever.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish

Granted, a fisherman catches you, shows his family you, cooks you and then he and the rest of his family eats you.

 

I wish for a magic tree like the ones in RuneScape in my garden. I love magic trees they look so beautiful.

Granted, but because it is a strange phenomenon it garners the attention of the scientists who chop it up to take back to their research lab.

 

I wish I could.... you know.... do that. Not this but that.

Granted, you can that, but then that becomes this and you can't do it anymore so then you start doing that again until it turns into this.

 

I wish that I could figure out a way to gain more time in a day without losing sleep.

Granted, you find a way to extend the day to 68 hours instead of 24. Unfortunately that doesn't change how you age, so you die a few years from now.

 

I wish all skills in RuneScape had the level cap as 120 and not just dungeoneering.

Granted. They don't get any new content.

 

I wish the next poster would come up with a better wish than this one.

Granted.

 

I wish Goonstalf would come back. I miss him so much.

granted, he promptly disappears again.

 

i wish for a snow storm.

Granted. The planet is now a giant snowball.

 

I wish I had a penny

Granted, then they are discontinued and it has no monetary value.

 

I wish that I had a faster download on xbox.

Granted, but you still can't download anything because the quality of the connection isn't stable. :eek:

 

 

I wish I could do a better job of keeping this thread and the "You're Fired" game both awake and alive. :?

 

 

~D. V. "Dang..." Devnull

Granted, but in the corrupt a wish game, everyone ignored the above wish and only makes their own wish, making the game not fun anymore, and in the fired game people forget to say where from, making it a ripoff of the banned game.

 

I wish the powepuff girls would save me the next time I fall off a cliff.

Granted, but Buttercup insults you for the next week. :eek:

 

 

I wish I could move a bit faster on Daemonheim Dungeon floors without sacrificing anything else. :-k

 

 

~D. V. "Feeling the slows..." Devnull

Granted, but you said "a bit" meaning it's so small it's not even noticeable.

 

I wish to be at least 1337 years old.

Granted. You're a decrepit mummified corpse with the barest glint of sentience.

 

I wish I had more pickles

Granted... you're now a Sour Puss. :-#

 

 

I wish my brain hadn't just timed out while trying to think of a wish. :wall:

 

 

~D. V. "ZZZzzz... *snork* ... Damnit." Devnull

Granted, unfortunately you now recycle wishes from the past since you can't think of anything new.

 

I wish for a caramel putting.

Granted. You now own a golf course where everything is made of caramel.

 

I wish my Gofannon amulet had more charges :(

Granted, but you cannot use them.

 

I wish I could hypnotize anyone into doing what I want.

Granted. They follow your wishes to the letter, not to your intent.

 

I wish my hands were slightly warmer.

Granted. They are warmed by mystery meat, the contaminated and disgusting kind.

 

I wish I could lead a new page. Been awhile since it happened to me.

 

EDIT: Oh crap, it came true.