Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[brunokiller]

You'll only be able to fly in your dreams.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't need glasses anymore.

[ammartin]

Wish granted, you've been blinded

 

 

 

I wish i had a non man-eating chocolate cookie

[jasignhagj]

too bad youre now a woman and the cookie eats you mwa ah ah ah ha

 

 

 

i wish that i had a talking cow

[Piscis_Rex]

Granted, but you annoy it, now it won't talk to you

 

 

 

I wish that my door would shut properly (try not to make the corruption that it stays shut forever)

[Wongtong]

It shuts properly but then it falls off therefore you broked it D:

 

 

 

I wish that I got really ridiculously good grades at school without even trying.

[Star.]

In every subject you get an A*, obtain a scholarship to the world's most prestigious university and an offer from a well respected businessman. You become profitable in your endevours and successful in life.

 

 

 

This is where I lack creative imagination and you think up a reason of why you [bleep]ed up your own life. Let's just go with drugs and a hooker...

 

 

 

I wish my pet rock had opposable thumbs.

[ElkNight]

It gets opposable thumbs and then strangles you to death somehow.

 

 

 

I wish i had a pizza

[Wongtong]

Since you don't hate any pizza flavour, your pizza will grow opposable thumbs and somehow strangle you to death.

 

Only after finding a pubic hair inside the pizza of course.

 

 

 

I wish all my favourite bands played in my city for free.

[ElkNight]

Your mom wont let you go.

 

 

 

I wish i had 19 dollars.

[jasignhagj]

but he changes his name to Constantinople and the Turkish army destroys you

 

 

 

I wish for a massive block of non moldy jalapeno moneray jack cheese that wont squish me

[H2PM]

Granted.

 

But it squishes you anyways.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a HUGE :twss: face and it wasent all pixly and grainy and shuch...

[Plugpoint]

Granted, but it's so huge your neck snaps and the smiley falls face-down onto the floor

 

 

 

I wish I could play Hard/Expert levels on Guitar Hero D:

[Death]

Granted, but you break all of your fingers :lol:

 

 

 

I wish everyone on rs got 100 mil

[pureprayer]

Granted but then everything skyrockets in price and everything is at minimum 101mill

 

 

 

I wish for more wishes

[blaah]

Granted, but there's an army of us waiting to corrupt them :twss:

 

 

 

I wish for a pet imp.

[pureprayer]

Granted than i kill it for an imp scroll

 

 

 

I wish for higher self esteem

[jasignhagj]

however, you become egomaniacial and get assassinated by dwarfs

 

 

 

i wish for free music without viruses

[Returned3]

Granted, but the quality is so low you wish you had downloaded perfect quality music with viruses instead.

 

 

 

I wish I could predict the future.

[Agent1777]

granted, but you predict you die tommarow.

 

 

 

I wish I had 99 slayer in rs.

[H2PM]

Granted.

 

But Jagex see's that you have gotten 99 slayer very fast.

 

They perm ban you under botting suspicion.

 

With out appeal. :D

 

 

 

I wish I had a glass of water.

[The Observer]

Granted, but when you drink the water you get bored and eat the glass.

 

 

 

I wish I had a plastic cup of milk.

[Runescape_Wanderer]

Granted, but when you drink it, you realize you're allergic to milk all of a sudden.

 

I wish I had a jar of peanut butter.

[Alexpop11]

Its full of.....

 

wait...

 

what the.....

 

*lazer shots out of jar and kills a bird*

 

aparently, its full of LAZERS! (and peanut butter)

 

 

 

i wish for zezimas password (MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

[H2PM]

Granted.

 

But that wish is sooo nooby. I dont grant you it.

 

[hide=]No offense by the way.[/hide]

 

 

 

I wish I had Left 4 Dead.

[Returned3]

Granted, you and 3 other friends are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse when suddenly they abandon you and you are left 4 dead.

 

 

 

(I know L4D is the zombie game)

 

 

 

I wish I had the Valve game "Left 4 Dead" for the 360 port and it would function normally when I insert the disc.