atronic92 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 i was bored so i was walking in and out of alkharid gate and a noob comes to me noob: hey you must be rich!!!!!111 the gate costs 10gp each time! me: nop,its free because im a friend of alkharid noob: really???? how can you do this??? noob again: i added alkharid to the friend list so can you please tell him to add me so i talk with him please??? :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: I'm pretty sure that's in one of the first 40 pages of this thread... "We will certainly not be gaining money or members with this update. Instead, we are doing this for the good of the game, which is as dear to our hearts as it is to you."- JAGEX, December 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everfreefire Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 This was a fairly short one, but I still wonder about people sometimes...and with the exception of the last few comments, I wouldn't even put this here. Whenever I am bored, I tend to stand in F2P lumbridge in whatever clothing I feel like...For this, it was my Ghostly Robes. 'Noob' (30s, I believe):Nice Shade Robes Me: These are Ghost robes, not shade robes. 'Noob': You noob, I can tell what shade robes are! Me: :-k These aren't shade robes 'Noob': Trade me to show me. Me: It's members-only and non-tradeable The rest is him basically calling me a noob again, and then I leave to train some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 i was bored so i was walking in and out of alkharid gate and a noob comes to me noob: hey you must be rich!!!!!111 the gate costs 10gp each time! me: nop,its free because im a friend of alkharid noob: really???? how can you do this??? noob again: i added alkharid to the friend list so can you please tell him to add me so i talk with him please??? :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: I'm pretty sure that's in one of the first 40 pages of this thread... Ya it was, but I've seen it happen like 10 times in game since I started playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 This one just happened.... I was cutting yews at Edgeville with a lvl 90 when a lvl 72 came in and joined us.... The conversation went sumthin' like this: lvl 72: Wat do you do with your logs? Me: I fletch them. lvl 72: Me too. Me: Cool (I don't like to talk much when I'm cutting yews) lvl 72: But I drop mine (I wasn't sure what to say to that) lvl 90: You drop your yew longs u? lvl 72: Ya lvl 90: Can I have them? lvl 72: Sure If only I had responded :wall: ... > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inspike13 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Once in varrock there was a member in initiate, then a noob came up to him and was like: Noob: Can I buy your full silver? well then, I guess you neve4r saw someone with no life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loden_Son Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 lol i was training range on chickens and the noob was like how do u make those fireworks over your head??? I was like....LOL Noob.... Really plz tell me me... LVL UP MAN LOL!!! I thought that was kinda funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grootmonster Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 lol, this topic OWNS, i also liked this one... my friend first says> go to varrock! someone is givning away 2mill i come, that noob is doing the trust game :s so my mate gives 2k, he gives back but nobody give somting higher, so he had to give money, he gave 22k... :P then he says, now for 2mill, give me 200k and i give back with the 2mill... then i say: its very sad that a lvl 92 is doing this scam.. then he says: OMFG wrong account, while ~10 ppl reported him xD cheese chrunchies ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpookyKid Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Lol mine just happen'd I was fishing and I was walking to bank I have a picture for proof the picture says it all.. I guess I should stop wearing my bunny ears..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Here's a nice one that just happened: I was cutting yews in edgeville (W99, come join me :thumbsup: ) when this guy comes up and asks if I would like to buy a dragon wc axe (I was wielding one already btw). I told him I already had one and he called me a "meenie" (exact spelling) and left. Oh, and he was like lvl 73 or something like that. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Eggz Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I was wearing my saradomin hood and nothing else. Some guy comes up to me and says "do emote". I say "what? i dont have a skill thats 99". he says that my hood is refering to me having 99 defence. -.- Check my sig for 60 defence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 I just remembered one from a looong time ago (RS Classic ftw). I had just died after walking around out in the wildy (I had been exploring \ ) and was headed to Varrok from lumby when this guy came up and started talking to me. The conversation was something like this: Noob: I'm a Jagex mod and you have to give me your most valuable item or I'll ban you. Me: No *repeat above several times with me reporting him several times* *I finally get to Varrok* Me: Look, here you can have this (it was a sapphire from the deadly red spider mound thing) Noob: That's not your most valuable item. Now give me your most valuable item. *I put him in my ignore list and logged out* > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Well, this was yesterday at the chaos druids, a newb wanted someone to id a herb for him, i told him i'd try, and i ided it. It was a marentill but of course he didn't like that, so the conversation went something like this: *Note: At this point, he goes from a newb to a noob.* Me: Marrentill Noob:lyier! Me:...*puts it up in trade* *accepts* Noob:Omgf give me my herb u moron i got it from a randmo so it haz to b *He started naming all the really high lvl herbs* Me:look, just bcause you dont' like what you get doesn't mean u should whine to me... Noob:noo u leir i can id the marentils so u must be lieing! Me:Dude, just accept what you get. Noob:omg gimme the herb back Me: I'm trying to...*Note: the trade screen has been up...* Eventually, i just decline and drop it, and someone else gives him a ranarr, but he keeps whining. Me:Is this some stupid scam where you demand high herbs till you get them? Noob:noob*logs* Another note: I watched where the herb appeared in my inv, it was the right one that i ided. Wanna-be scammer with a bad idea, or did he put the wrong unid up to trade? Noobs seem to frequent the chaos druids for some reason...this one was a couple months ago, but it basically went like this: Me:*bored out of my mind* Herblore lvls? Some guy:29 Noob:60 Some other guy: 35 Me:nice Noob:rofl noob i owns u with my stats Me:*Checks highscores* Me: You only have 2 or 3 listed stats...and none of them are herblore... Noob:omgs noob i can h4><0r teh gam3! Noob:I bl0cked my highsocres so u n00bs couldnt se tehm! Me:Lol, sure... Some guy:Rofl Noob:n00blets!@!@!!111*logs* :-s Anyone care to interpret that one? :? There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
go461 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 lol :lol: heres one: whos ty?? range- 69/70 ~ currently poor but with good stuffstrength- 64/70 ~go461-combat 71~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBig Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 i was selling my rune axe at draynor vilage me:selling rune axe 25k he:OMG HAXOR SCAMA me:me no speaky swahelie he:run xes r 200gp ea nubloot me:no dude thats the repair price he: OMG HAX0 SCAMO F YOU<---HE SAID FU.... 2ND he:sellina d chaing 60k *i run to bank* *he puts up steel chain and red dy* me:what in the world he:mix dem togetha 2 get d chaing me:are you a scamer or did your mum drop you on your head me;when you were youn he:yhoo tok weeerd me: i talk english he:am scootichh 4 lyf me:im scotish but you dont hear me talking like a ned(chav) he: gut 2 jaba me: hes definetly scotish -.- i have more im just bored OFF TOPIC: MY FIRST POST IN LIKE A YEAR I'm part Scottish so I take offense to that. P.S If that wasn't meant to be offensive I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 i was selling my rune axe at draynor vilage me:selling rune axe 25k he:OMG HAXOR SCAMA me:me no speaky swahelie he:run xes r 200gp ea nubloot me:no dude thats the repair price he: OMG HAX0 SCAMO F YOU<---HE SAID FU.... 2ND he:sellina d chaing 60k *i run to bank* *he puts up steel chain and red dy* me:what in the world he:mix dem togetha 2 get d chaing me:are you a scamer or did your mum drop you on your head me;when you were youn he:yhoo tok weeerd me: i talk english he:am scootichh 4 lyf me:im scotish but you dont hear me talking like a ned(chav) he: gut 2 jaba me: hes definetly scotish -.- i have more im just bored OFF TOPIC: MY FIRST POST IN LIKE A YEAR I'm part Scottish so I take offense to that. P.S If that wasn't meant to be offensive I'm sorry. im also scottish but he clearly stated "i am scotish" why would he insult himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 i was selling my rune axe at draynor vilage me:selling rune axe 25k he:OMG HAXOR SCAMA me:me no speaky swahelie he:run xes r 200gp ea nubloot me:no dude thats the repair price he: OMG HAX0 SCAMO F YOU<---HE SAID FU.... 2ND he:sellina d chaing 60k *i run to bank* *he puts up steel chain and red dy* me:what in the world he:mix dem togetha 2 get d chaing me:are you a scamer or did your mum drop you on your head me;when you were youn he:yhoo tok weeerd me: i talk english he:am scootichh 4 lyf me:im scotish but you dont hear me talking like a ned(chav) he: gut 2 jaba me: hes definetly scotish -.- i have more im just bored OFF TOPIC: MY FIRST POST IN LIKE A YEAR I'm part Scottish so I take offense to that. P.S If that wasn't meant to be offensive I'm sorry. im also scottish but he clearly stated "i am scotish" why would he insult himself? no im refering to him as a "NED" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zykes Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Lol. Noob starts folowing me on karamja. hes lvl 27 with ful black. Im goin 2 volcano for skelly slayer task Noob: Can i hav anything for free? Me: No. Sry Noob: Liar! My dad worx for RuneScape Me: Then wat company owns runescape? Noob:... That doesnt matter... We go into volcano, him stil foloing. Note that i forgot 2 report him #-o #-o Stupid Me. Anyway, i start kiling skellies. Noob: Give me free stuf! Me... No The noob wanders off. For some rezon, i folo him. He goes neer the lessers. Me: Dont go neer there! Noob: *Censored* Dont tel me wat 2 do! My dad owns Runescape. My dad can keep from dying ever! I dont even hav 2 eat food! -.- i continue foloin. Noob: Stop foloing me! Lessers start mauling him Noob: Agh! Stop! My armor! Me: Sry man :^o Noob dies and drops blak stuf. :boohoo: So sad. Then he coms back Noob: Free stuf pl0x. =; I quickly change worlds to continue slayer asinment We have come to this planet in search for intelligent life... Oops we made a mistake!Guthix ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 well this happened an odd year ago im still suprised i remembered it: noob: will you be my bf? me: ... noob: plz me: go away noob: your sxc me: and your perving on were i live? noob: yes, im outside your window me: so your the old man walking a fat dog? noob: shut up, ill get my bf to beat you up me: is HE the dog? noob: shut up me: or... noob: or else i get my clan to kill you me: okay if you reeely have that many dogs i suppose id make a nice chew toy being mostly bones and meat noob: *bleep* you, you *bleep* up mother *bleep* me:..... me: have you calmed down yet or do i need to call the dog catcher? noob: *bleep* you! noob: (teleports) i still wonder how much that dog wieghed....it was fat... Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongestnoobever Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 training my pure again and saw this: person:chopping down levels? :-k i use a new account now "knex2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBig Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Ok, sorry about the mix up :oops:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarko Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 no im refering to him as a "NED" What exactly is a "NED" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 no im refering to him as a "NED" What exactly is a "NED" ? NED: non educated delinquent(sp?) enlish ppl would call them chaves but im unsure any other termanolagy for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 This happened in a periode that I started playing runescape with my school friends so I dont if he was right but I guess he wasn't Him: Hey Me: Who is it? Him: It's Hughes Me: Hughes who? Him: Hughes from your school The only Hughes in my school doesn't know my RuneScape name. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommonja Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I remember when I was a noob one day arguing with some guy over his overpriced dragon long: Them: Selling d long 250k! Me: They're worth 90k... Them: I can get 250k for it! Me: You could try, but I highly doubt you will... Them: You need to shutup you stupid noob. Me: I'm no noob, that's your opinion. Them: Noob nooby noobie noob!!! haha Me: Is that all the words in your mental word bank? Them: Don't you mean "vocabulary"? haha noob! I put him on ignore and never told anyone this story due to I felt extremely ashamed and stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I remember when I was a noob one day arguing with some guy over his overpriced dragon long: Them: Selling d long 250k! Me: They're worth 90k... Them: I can get 250k for it! Me: You could try, but I highly doubt you will... Them: You need to shutup you stupid noob. Me: I'm no noob, that's your opinion. Them: Noob nooby noobie noob!!! haha Me: Is that all the words in your mental word bank? Them: Don't you mean "vocabulary"? haha noob! I put him on ignore and never told anyone this story due to I felt extremely ashamed and stupid. why because u used more words rather than 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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