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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Alright fine, I'll post it here too.

 

I (10 heavy goblins 2 heavy dwarves 5 distractores) spawned on the west. There was an army of suiciding light elves on the south, and 2 light balanced armies on the north and east, who wanted to take down the wall. While I slaughtered the north army I sent 3 troops to keep the eastern's army under control (destroyed), standard procedure for me. Once the northern army was dead I went on to the eastern one, which belonged to a [very petty] Pmod. After it became apparent he stood no change he scattered his remaining 4 troops to try and annoy me (it didn't work). By spreading out my troops and using my distractores I killed them all, and...

 

PMOD RAAAAAAAGEEEEEE@!!!!!!@!@@!!111@!!!!@

 

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You lost, whine more.

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Alright fine, I'll post it here too.

 

I (10 heavy goblins 2 heavy dwarves 5 distractores) spawned on the west. There was an army of suiciding light elves on the south, and 2 light balanced armies on the north and east, who wanted to take down the wall. While I slaughtered the north army I sent 3 troops to keep the eastern's army under control (destroyed), standard procedure for me. Once the northern army was dead I went on to the eastern one, which belonged to a [very petty] Pmod. After it became apparent he stood no change he scattered his remaining 4 troops to try and annoy me (it didn't work). By spreading out my troops and using my distractores I killed them all, and...

 

PMOD RAAAAAAAGEEEEEE@!!!!!!@!@@!!111@!!!!@

 

SUPAHPMODRAAAGEERAWR.png

 

You lost, whine more.

 

 

 

I saw that idiot an hour or two ago... :?

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This player isn't really a noob, he's a good friend but I won't name him, I just think this fits well here. :P

 

 

 

From Friend: How are u ment to do desert treasure u cant even get all stuff in 1

 

To Friend: Bank between stages

 

From Friend: Thats silly

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Alright fine, I'll post it here too.

 

I (10 heavy goblins 2 heavy dwarves 5 distractores) spawned on the west. There was an army of suiciding light elves on the south, and 2 light balanced armies on the north and east, who wanted to take down the wall. While I slaughtered the north army I sent 3 troops to keep the eastern's army under control (destroyed), standard procedure for me. Once the northern army was dead I went on to the eastern one, which belonged to a [very petty] Pmod. After it became apparent he stood no change he scattered his remaining 4 troops to try and annoy me (it didn't work). By spreading out my troops and using my distractores I killed them all, and...

 

PMOD RAAAAAAAGEEEEEE@!!!!!!@!@@!!111@!!!!@

 

SUPAHPMODRAAAGEERAWR.png

 

You lost, whine more.

 

 

 

I saw that idiot an hour or two ago... :?

 

lol pmods think they know it all. gj owning them :)

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I was scared. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

That stuff is reportable :thumbsup:

RSOF Suggestions thread. :wall:

 

 

 

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o_o

 

 

 

Wow. #-o

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I was scared. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Reminded me of:

 

 

 

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I was scared. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

That stuff is reportable :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Is it really? Under what option?

 

 

 

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I was scared. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Reminded me of:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Laughed for about 20 minutes lol. :XD:

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Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh.

 

 

 

So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also)

 

 

 

NOOB:autoer

 

ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216

 

NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!!

 

 

 

8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter

 

 

 

i just fell out of my chair onto my dogs sharp steak bone and it hurt cause of this

 

 

 

I rofled good.

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I was scared. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

That stuff is reportable :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Is it really? Under what option?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Real life threads/Seriously offensive language, I think :P

Not very funny, but very noobish :lol:

 

I was air running at the time...

 

 

 

Me: Sellin Rune Ess!

 

 

 

Noob: I'll buy it!

 

 

 

Me: How much do you want?

 

 

 

Noob: 900..

 

 

 

Me: Ok, trade.

 

 

 

(At this point he traded me. I put in 900 noted rune ess and waited for him. He put in 10k and accepted. I canceled so he went to the bank to get more gp. 15k this time. Cancelled. Now he offered 100 air runes. I cancelled.)

 

 

 

Noob: Why did you cancell?

 

 

 

Me: Your about 50k off there...

 

 

 

Noob: Ohh... Can I have them for free?

 

 

 

Me: :L Go away.

 

 

 

Haha... Funny noob.

I don't think you can show peoples names in a bad light.

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IM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER .......... or die trying

they are telling me to leran to pk when im risking 45m -.-

 

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Best lol in a while.

 

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Im sorry, does that say Wear: Prayer Potion (4) :ohnoes:

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LOL, that's funny.

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I don't have the picture for this, but earlier today, I logged on for a moment and did 4 trips to the Earth alter to RC. Someone followed me back to the bank and said the following:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi.

 

Me: Hello.

 

Noob: What did you just do?

 

Me: Runecrafted some Earth Runes, why?

 

Noob: Oh cool. Can I log on your acc and try plz?

 

Me: ... *Logged off*

 

 

 

Granted those may not have been his exact words, but it was something along those lines. :roll:

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This person isn't so much a noob as ignorant, but it's funny none the less.

 

 

 

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nu rly wot is playboy?

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This person isn't so much a noob as ignorant, but it's funny none the less.

 

 

 

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nu rly wot is playboy?

 

 

 

The power of google compels you!

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IM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER .......... or die trying

 

http://[Please use quickfind code].com/[Please use quickfind code]?129,130,331,59255585,goto,1

 

 

 

This is stupid.

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O rly?

 

 

 

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i think you put a space before peff instead of after.

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This person isn't so much a noob as ignorant, but it's funny none the less.

 

 

 

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nu rly wot is playboy?

 

 

 

I lol'd. :lol:

O rly?

 

 

 

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i think you put a space before peff instead of after.

 

 

 

No. But I don't know why it's censored in english though.

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