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I don't think Lent is going to want to post his lines if we all just directly copy them :lol:. It's is bloody brilliant though, and glad to see you're havin' a good time :)

 

As for rmyself, I've been having a rollercoaster of a time. When I'm by myself, I feel alright, kinda alone but alright. When I'm with friends, or with my one of my clubs, I feel great. It's only when talking to my ex do I get miserable. Maybe I should just stop talking to her...


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If I was you I'd confront her about it and tell her that you feel bad when you talk to her, do you still have feelings for her or..?


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If I was you I'd confront her about it and tell her that you feel bad when you talk to her, do you still have feelings for her or..?

 

 

I guess I still do. I know for a fact that I never want to be in a relationship with her again. But everytime we're together we end up hooking up. So it's all very messy and confusing. It's not so much the talking to her that makes me miserable so much as it is the fact that her attention and affection are now recieved by another. Almost like I'm jealous. Maybe I am and just can't admit it. I can't undstand why I'd be jealous though. I really absolutely don't want to be with her ever again.


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The only thing to do in that situation is find a new girl and try to forget man.


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I'm working on that. Not having much luck finding a good woman. I could get her if I reall ywanted to, but I can't even find her.

Luckily there's a party this weekend I plan on attending, so maybe I'll meet someone there. Hopefully.


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I do find it strange that so many of my friends are older. I have very few good friends in the sophomore class, simply because a good few people seem to dislike me for stupid high school reasons. Also, some of the freshman class have deified me. I like my life as of late.[/Quote]

Stupid reasons probably being jealousy, si?

 

Just thought I'd give you guys an update. Now, me and one of my friends in college are gonna try out a pick-up line we came up with. It's funny. We'll find some cute girls, walk up to them, draw a line in front of them with some chalk, pick them up and carry them over the line, say "There's our pickup line. We should date." and walk away. Teehee!

I would try that, but I had a bad experience with chalk when I was young so I try to stay away from it. :ohnoes:


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I'm stuck in a situation where I have 3 options (lucky me :P). One of them has pretty much said that she wants to go out with me, and the other two I'm working on, just gotta see how far I can get before deciding.

 

I've tried playing girls in the past, it hasn't worked out, ever.


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I'm stuck in a situation where I have 3 options (lucky me :P). One of them has pretty much said that she wants to go out with me, and the other two I'm working on, just gotta see how far I can get before deciding.

 

I've tried playing girls in the past, it hasn't worked out, ever.

 

You mean like lying about only wanting sex? If he played his cards right he could have all 3 without lying, I never lie about stuff like that.

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I currently have three girls who want to like, no relationship or anything, just sex. with me. and like, four girls who are all awesome who I've been flirting with loads and who I have possibilities of dating. It's kind of overwhelming.

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I personally say go with the dating first, if you think any of them are worth it. The girls that want sex will still be there, the dating possibilities might disappear.


There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

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You mean like lying about only wanting sex? If he played his cards right he could have all 3 without lying, I never lie about stuff like that.

Yes, but that does involve playing his card rights to start with.


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Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

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Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

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I personally say go with the dating first, if you think any of them are worth it. The girls that want sex will still be there, the dating possibilities might disappear.

I was thinking of going with the dating, I have a date on thursday apparently. and yeah. seeing girls on saturday. I've had quite the busy social life lately.

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"Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"No?"

"Enough to break the ice. You're cute. I'm (you)."

 

And off I go!


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"Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"No?"

"Enough to break the ice. You're cute. I'm (you)."

 

And off I go!

That one used to play off the tv a lot, in the lame send this text and get a pick up line everyday thing commercial.

 

 

I just got off the phone with the girl I have a date with on thursday, I was speaking to her for four hours, and I'm, completely over my ex girlfriend. Absolutely. I feel, really good right now, and I have like, little sharp pangs all through my chest. :] This is the first time I've been happy in quite a while.

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I currently have three girls who want to like, no relationship or anything, just sex. with me. and like, four girls who are all awesome who I've been flirting with loads and who I have possibilities of dating. It's kind of overwhelming.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, not all women want "care-free sex", especially at 16.


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"Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"No?"

"Enough to break the ice. You're cute. I'm (you)."

 

And off I go!

That one used to play off the tv a lot, in the lame send this text and get a pick up line everyday thing commercial.

 

 

I just got off the phone with the girl I have a date with on thursday, I was speaking to her for four hours, and I'm, completely over my ex girlfriend. Absolutely. I feel, really good right now, and I have like, little sharp pangs all through my chest. :] This is the first time I've been happy in quite a while.

 

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I currently have three girls who want to like, no relationship or anything, just sex. with me. and like, four girls who are all awesome who I've been flirting with loads and who I have possibilities of dating. It's kind of overwhelming.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, not all women want "care-free sex", especially at 16.

You know the wrong people then, and no I'm not introducing, find your own women.


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I currently have three girls who want to like, no relationship or anything, just sex. with me. and like, four girls who are all awesome who I've been flirting with loads and who I have possibilities of dating. It's kind of overwhelming.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, not all women want "care-free sex", especially at 16.

You know the wrong people then, and no I'm not introducing, find your own women.

 

No such thing as wrong people, just different people. Or, maybe those who do not have loose morals.

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No such thing as wrong people, just different people. Or, maybe those who do not have loose morals.

He didn't say the people were wrong in general, just that they weren't a valid sample to acquire statistical data about a 16-year-old's willingness to have loveless intercourse.


Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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No such thing as wrong people, just different people. Or, maybe those who do not have loose morals.

He didn't say the people were wrong in general, just that they weren't a valid sample to acquire statistical data about a 16-year-old's willingness to have loveless intercourse.

 

I see your point. I should have taken some caffeine to wake myself up >.<

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What do morals have to do with wanting sex?

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What do morals have to do with wanting sex?

Some people have moral standards where they don't [bleep] any 2 logged thing that moves. We like to call those people conservative.


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Some people have moral standards where they don't [bleep] any 2 logged thing that moves. We like to call those people conservative.

 

Oh. I just call them vaginally challenged.

 

Perfect house quote for this:

 

You mean that thing that kicks in when there's no logical reason to behave the way people want you to?

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What do morals have to do with wanting sex?

The Bible says its wrong to have sex outside the bond of marriage, and that anyone who does so is going to hell. That's what I learned from church last Sunday.


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