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Oh God I totally want to buy a Ushanka but I can't use eBay without convincing my mom to help me <_<

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Told my cousin I thought her Halloween costume was amazing and realistic.

 

Turns out she wasn't wearing her costume yet.

A fair few people got the whole reference too.

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Haha, I scrolled down and thought "well you'd hope they'd get it, it's Hit -- HAHAHA OH WOW."

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

got a $2/hour pay raise :D

 

Flippin' sweet.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Oh God I totally want to buy a Ushanka but I can't use eBay without convincing my mom to help me <_<

This is where I got mine.

Also, they include a pin with the hat.

http://www.ushanka.com/

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Oh God I totally want to buy a Ushanka but I can't use eBay without convincing my mom to help me <_<

This is where I got mine.

Also, they include a pin with the hat.

http://www.ushanka.com/

 

Man, I would so love an Ushanka, I even got a long black coat that would go perfectly with it, but $30 dollars is $120 here, and that wouldn't include the shipping :(.

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Worked for two and a half hours. That was such a waste.

Yesterday I went to my girlfriend's, then to a birthday dinner, then I bought a case of bears and went to a h'ween party. Somehow ended up under a bridge with some random stoners with a hippy van passing out joints and playing their techno music. They had speakers and turntables etc. We just heard the music, found them and danced for ages. Climbed a tree, (which is kinda hard after 12 bears) and ended up crashing at 5am. Then my friend's girlfriend made me pancakes when I woke up at like 11. Awesome night, but now I have work :(

 

Oh and my friend projectile vomited, because he's a [kitty]. I also just remembered we went to 2 parties.

then I bought a case of bears

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Today I have a headache. PAIN KILLERS ARE FOR THE WEAK.

It's Halloween and I'm not going to go out tonight. :(

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Been sick for the past week or so. Starting to clear up but hard to think with my head/muscles aching like this plus the lack of energy. <_<

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Yesterday I went to my girlfriend's, then to a birthday dinner, then I bought a case of bears and went to a h'ween party. Somehow ended up under a bridge with some random stoners with a hippy van passing out joints and playing their techno music. They had speakers and turntables etc. We just heard the music, found them and danced for ages. Climbed a tree, (which is kinda hard after 12 bears) and ended up crashing at 5am. Then my friend's girlfriend made me pancakes when I woke up at like 11. Awesome night, but now I have work :(

 

Oh and my friend projectile vomited, because he's a [kitty]. I also just remembered we went to 2 parties.

 

Right, when I return in early 2011 to Brissy, Im staying with you and you WILL take me out every night.

Popoto.~<3

I feel like I have a lack of sensation within my limbs and my face. 'Tis odd, and has been happening the last few days. I also feel like I have two black eyes. Going to go to a doctor tomorrow, and get a check-up regarding that.

 

Sold Medal of Honor (the new one) for $85.00. Good considering I got it for free.

 

Found out that as soon as I got my camera back from Canon Services it gets Error99. [bleep] that.

 

And got exams.

 

Not a great day.

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Worked at school's football game, got our asses handed to us 52-10 (Ohio St. vs MN), biked home at around 11pm after work, stopped at Domino's to see what food they had, bought a 12" pizza for $3, biked to an empty area where I ate my pizza, patted myself on the back for finding such a sweet steal, and then biked home.

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^ Blog.

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I'm on days next week, and there is only 1 way for me to guarantee being awake for 5:30 Monday morning... I have to pull an all-nighter. And so, tonight I will not go to bed. It's only 12:30, though, so I have a long way to go.

Im slowing getting sick. My immune system put up a good fight but it's down for the count. Going to get a good nights sleep for a nine hour shift at walmart tomorrow.

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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You know what I hate? Watching an argument go down on Facebook, and having the perfect comebacks to insults that were directed at other people 30 comments ago.

:mellow:

I think that belongs in the "Things that annoy the hell out of you thread".

 

Currently, my boss owes me ~$400, and my dog has a large swollen red lump that requires a vet trip. Wonderful.

"Those who give up their liberty for more security neither deserve liberty nor security."

Support transparency... and by extension, freedom and democracy.

Yesterday I went to my girlfriend's, then to a birthday dinner, then I bought a case of bears and went to a h'ween party. Somehow ended up under a bridge with some random stoners with a hippy van passing out joints and playing their techno music. They had speakers and turntables etc. We just heard the music, found them and danced for ages. Climbed a tree, (which is kinda hard after 12 bears) and ended up crashing at 5am. Then my friend's girlfriend made me pancakes when I woke up at like 11. Awesome night, but now I have work :(

 

Oh and my friend projectile vomited, because he's a [kitty]. I also just remembered we went to 2 parties.

 

Right, when I return in early 2011 to Brissy, Im staying with you and you WILL take me out every night.

 

woop tim's shout \:D/

I've been grounded, so to save the weekend I'm trying to find the best way to get drunk using household products such as 2,4-Dichlorobenzyl alcohol and Alcohol denat. The extraction is going according to plan and I'm quite confident I will wake up this morning with an unfortunate hangover.

I'm watching Masterchef India. It's like an indian drama with tense music and dramatic close ups :unsure: Indians love drama.

 

Our bathroom door lock is broken. I'm freaking paranoid whenever I do my business in there because my mum has a history of opening the door even if someone's in there.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

I'm not entirely sure what happened last night but I woke up with about 20 dinosaur bracelets on my arm and bite marks on my forearm and upper chest. Not a hicky - I have freaking deep teeth marks imprinted on my skin. The inside of my mouth tastes reaaaaaally funny and I think I'm a bit more deaf than usual. Other than that (and some pictures on my phone of mrs. clauses cleavage) I turned out pretty okay considering.

 

OHH I just remembered ; it snowed last night! Further pursuing this hazy train of thought, I definitely remember lobbing a snowball into a skanks cleavage and her bouncing up and down to get it out and me being like :blink: with a puddle of drool forming at my feet.

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I hate when math teachers assign homework out of the textbook. I find it lazy.

 

My math teachers for the past two years have given out worksheets CREATED BY THE TEACHER for homework. The problem with the math book is that it has problems in it that we haven't learned yet, and the way the textbook explains is so freaking ambiguous.

 

My math teacher now assigns stuff out of the textbook. I'm sitting here at this desk, staring at the book trying to figure out how to do these problems that I've never learned before.

 

/vent

Algebra 1-2.

 

I'm having a little trouble understanding everything. Last year, I freaking mastered everything in my math class. That's probably because the teacher went in-depth explaining it and didn't EVER use the textbook.

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