8 beers talking. Will not keep it sober, TIF.

 

That's 6.5 more beers than I've had in my life.

Is that because you're a spirits man or do you not drink much?

One of my dogs is in heat, which normally isn't a problem after all it's only for a couple of weeks twice a year, but last night she kept me up until after 2am trying to climb on my other dog's head (which is messed up because not only is that the wrong end, but both my dogs are female) and my other dog kept barking/growling at her and the pair of them kept chasing each other around my room until I finally had enough and put them both in the basement so I could get some freaking sleep.

 

Less than 4 hours of sleep, and I had to clean up where they relieved themselves down there once I got up (which is why I don't generally put them down there at night. For some reason they only do it in the basement). God, I'm tired.

11 veers and counting. Had greag ti.es wirh friebds, just noe i cant ead any text on me androjd, too smallm. What do? Zand me loves fridays, always sonethibg to do noe. Communication is the key, outsiden comp aswell.

RPG, trip arou d rhe world nexy year.? Could be pkssible a d k am planning such a thibg.

Less than 4 hours of sleep, and I had to clean up where they relieved themselves down there once I got up (which is why I don't generally put them down there at night. For some reason they only do it in the basement). God, I'm tired.

Just moved to a new house with a basement and my dog does the same thing. I wonder if there is some weird phenom or something.

 

11 veers and counting. Had greag ti.es wirh friebds, just noe i cant ead any text on me androjd, too smallm. What do? Zand me loves fridays, always sonethibg to do noe. Communication is the key, outsiden comp aswell.

11 beers and counting. Had great times with friends, just none I can`t read any text on me android, to small. What to do? Send me love Fridays, always something to do, no?

Communication is the key, outside computer aswell.

 

RPG, trip arou d rhe world nexy year.? Could be pkssible a d k am planning such a thibg.

RPG, trip around the world nexy year? Could be possible, a dik planning such a thing.

 

Not that bad but was bored, so why not?

Got given a free sausage sandwich and was offered a beer while I was working today, if only I had my full licence.

 

These are probably better translations, I speak drunk.

 

11 veers and counting. Had greag ti.es wirh friebds, just noe i cant ead any text on me androjd, too smallm. What do? Zand me loves fridays, always sonethibg to do noe. Communication is the key, outsiden comp aswell.

 

11 beers and counting. Had great times with friends, just know I can't read any text on my android, to small. What do? Damn I love Fridays, always something to do, no? Communication is the key, outside computer as well.

 

RPG, trip arou d rhe world nexy year.? Could be pkssible a d k am planning such a thibg.

 

RPG, trip around the world next year? Could be possible, and I am planning such a thing.

Looks to me like SaqPrets is exaggerating. Even myself when I have 12 beers in the body I don't write as bad as that. Right now I'm pre-drinking before I go to the club and had 6 beers so far, and from my writing I don't think you could really tell that I had any alcohol at all.

l0lol u guyzzsds liook at mye haha im so0o drunkkm,,,

Im a total lightweight and still able to type and speak perfectly after ~12-15 standards.

 

Then again Alcohol does effect everyone differently.

Including one's ability to count. :wink:

Drunk posting has never been funny unless it's Das....

He's probably only 17 and blacked out on his 14th.

Drunk posting has never been funny unless it's Das....

 

I agree on that one.

Ohhhh I remember reading that...

 

Wonder where Das is these days. Haven't seen him since he retired as an Admin.

I got a lap dance at work today cause we were hosting a sorority again. God I love sorority girls. REALLY wish I went away to college. Got a glimpse of what I missed...

 

11 veers and counting. Had greag ti.es wirh friebds, just noe i cant ead any text on me androjd, too smallm. What do? Zand me loves fridays, always sonethibg to do noe. Communication is the key, outsiden comp aswell.

 

 

HEYHEYHEY I'm the TIF drunk! There can only be one! hahaha glad you're having fun though. We could totally do a world trip and have drinks with the other willing OTers lol

 

 

And guys, I dunno bout you all because 12 beers for me is a solid hammered. I'm also a fairly small guy (5'11" @ 135lbs). I can drink all night, but I get mighty sloppy after my 12th

Well, beers are a pint here. And I took some scotch aswell. I can't handle beer as well as harder liquors. One thing that added up was that I hadn't eaten anything since lunchtime.

And I could've written better, but I thought, da hell, I am too lazy to keep fixing my spelling on a teeny-tiny phone keyboard.

And seriously, I started considering doing a trip around the world next year, after finishing high-school, taking an academic vacation for a year. Been thinking about it for over a week.

And guys, I dunno bout you all because 12 beers for me is a solid hammered. I'm also a fairly small guy (5'11" @ 135lbs). I can drink all night, but I get mighty sloppy after my 12th

The only thing I take from your post is that apparently 5"11 is short for a guy? I know it's not tall but it's above average over here...

 

Anywho, to be on topic, went to Nandos today with Dave, was nice. I went with some work colleagues last week for the first time and actually enjoyed it, I had plain chicken though since I don't like spicy food. Glad there's a restaurant we both like since I'm an insanely fussy eater! :P

I'm only 5"0' and I'm normally pretty drunk after three or four pints...

 

Hardcore, I know.

And guys, I dunno bout you all because 12 beers for me is a solid hammered. I'm also a fairly small guy (5'11" @ 135lbs). I can drink all night, but I get mighty sloppy after my 12th

The only thing I take from your post is that apparently 5"11 is short for a guy? I know it's not tall but it's above average over here...

 

Anywho, to be on topic, went to Nandos today with Dave, was nice. I went with some work colleagues last week for the first time and actually enjoyed it, I had plain chicken though since I don't like spicy food. Glad there's a restaurant we both like since I'm an insanely fussy eater! :P

No, he's small in the way that he doesn't weigh as much as he should. I'm also 5'11" but I weigh 160.

I was thinking the same thing, Riku. He's definitely pretty light for that height. Just wait RPG, it'll catch up to you one day. I'm a good hundred pounds heavier than I was when I finished high school. Although I'm sure all those hours of sitting on my couch playing RS didn't help. :lol:

If it can be done tomorrow, I will not do it today. Chant with me TIF.

If it can be done tomorrow, I will not do it today. Chant with me TIF.

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

You weigh only 61kg? uuugh, I weigh 75. It's depressing. :(