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Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...

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I think I need to place it farther away from my bed. I already have to get up to turn it off, but I could place it somewhere farther away.

Get one of those obnoxious helicopter alarms clocks.

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I decided not to let myself become that dependent on anything, especially women. I hate following routines and doing the same thing day after day. If I find myself doing something too much of something (ex:smoking) I stop for a few months and start doing something else like running or something. :s

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"Only by going too far can one find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot

I think I need to place it farther away from my bed. I already have to get up to turn it off, but I could place it somewhere farther away.

Get one of those obnoxious helicopter alarms clocks.

I had one. Then I kind of destroyed it. Kind of.

I tell you what, that damn thing was good at waking me up in the morning.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

@Realize: That's... great.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I think I need to place it farther away from my bed. I already have to get up to turn it off, but I could place it somewhere farther away.

Get one of those obnoxious helicopter alarms clocks.

I had one. Then I kind of destroyed it. Kind of.

I tell you what, that damn thing was good at waking me up in the morning.

 

Do like me, I used to turn off my alarm clock in my sleep as well, but now I have 2 alarm clocks and it wakes me up. Just put 5 minutes between the time the first one and the second one sounds.

Isn't that what "snooze" does?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I tell you what

 

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My alarm clock usually goes off... Sometimes I set it and it doesn't, but luckily that hasn't happened when I was working or doing anything important.

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"Only by going too far can one find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot

I always forget to set it to AM instead of PM (or vice-versa). It's like when you plug in a USB. It's always upside down.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I use my cell phone as my alarm and the "snooze" and "turn off" buttons are right next to each other and I always forget which side the snooze is on. <_<

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Isn't that what "snooze" does?

 

It is, but it only rings every 10 minutes. Problem is that even if it is at the other side of the room I press snooze without waking up and can wake up hours later. Which is why I need 2 alarm clocks, so far the different tones in the alarms always woke me up.

Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:

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Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:

What are you going to miss?

 

RPG goes drunk again?

Tim gets laid?

Dizzle wins peace prize?

Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?

Elk stops making one-liners?

Duff stops posting Emma pictures?

 

TIF's fairly static.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:

What are you going to miss?

 

RPG goes drunk again?

Tim gets laid?

Dizzle wins peace prize?

Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?

Elk stops making one-liners?

Duff stops posting Emma pictures?

 

TIF's fairly static.

For this, I'm getting [cabbage]faced Friday night just to mix things up a little.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:

What are you going to miss?

 

RPG goes drunk again?

Tim gets laid?

Dizzle wins peace prize?

Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?

Elk stops making one-liners?

Duff stops posting Emma pictures?

 

TIF's fairly static.

Yup. Hell, I leave for weeks at a time and things are never different when I get back.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I think you'd have to leave for over a year to miss anything, and even then it wouldn't be much :P

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

 

Elk stops making one-liners?

 

Wait, wut?

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Elk stops making one-liners?

 

Wait, wut?

 

Not funny.

You're 12

Finally saw Harry Potter 7 pt 2. It's a must see obviously

 

Not really.

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Y u no go swimming

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:

What are you going to miss?

 

RPG goes drunk again?

Tim gets laid?

Dizzle wins peace prize?

Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?

Elk stops making one-liners?

Duff stops posting Emma pictures?

 

TIF's fairly static.

Yup. Hell, I leave for weeks at a time and things are never different when I get back.

 

I have not seen you post in ages. :razz:

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

Everyone switch display names to confuse Duff when he gets back.

Switch names with each other. :D

Don't forget to use their signature and avatar too to make it more believable.

Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:

What are you going to miss?

 

RPG goes drunk again?

Tim gets laid?

Dizzle wins peace prize?

Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?

Elk stops making one-liners?

Duff stops posting Emma pictures?

 

TIF's fairly static.

For this, I'm getting [cabbage]faced Friday night just to mix things up a little.

I'll double up the gin and tonic usage, and then post.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Drunk TIFing kills.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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