Dizzle229 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I think I need to place it farther away from my bed. I already have to get up to turn it off, but I could place it somewhere farther away.Get one of those obnoxious helicopter alarms clocks. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeternitatis Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I decided not to let myself become that dependent on anything, especially women. I hate following routines and doing the same thing day after day. If I find myself doing something too much of something (ex:smoking) I stop for a few months and start doing something else like running or something. :s "Only by going too far can one find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I think I need to place it farther away from my bed. I already have to get up to turn it off, but I could place it somewhere farther away.Get one of those obnoxious helicopter alarms clocks.I had one. Then I kind of destroyed it. Kind of.I tell you what, that damn thing was good at waking me up in the morning. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 @Realize: That's... great. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I think I need to place it farther away from my bed. I already have to get up to turn it off, but I could place it somewhere farther away.Get one of those obnoxious helicopter alarms clocks.I had one. Then I kind of destroyed it. Kind of.I tell you what, that damn thing was good at waking me up in the morning. Do like me, I used to turn off my alarm clock in my sleep as well, but now I have 2 alarm clocks and it wakes me up. Just put 5 minutes between the time the first one and the second one sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Isn't that what "snooze" does? Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Only parts of me that I shave are ones that mouths go to.That's why I shave my pits. I...uhh....er...never mind ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeternitatis Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I tell you what [hide][/hide] My alarm clock usually goes off... Sometimes I set it and it doesn't, but luckily that hasn't happened when I was working or doing anything important. "Only by going too far can one find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I always forget to set it to AM instead of PM (or vice-versa). It's like when you plug in a USB. It's always upside down. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I use my cell phone as my alarm and the "snooze" and "turn off" buttons are right next to each other and I always forget which side the snooze is on. <_< "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Isn't that what "snooze" does? It is, but it only rings every 10 minutes. Problem is that even if it is at the other side of the room I press snooze without waking up and can wake up hours later. Which is why I need 2 alarm clocks, so far the different tones in the alarms always woke me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown: | My Tumblr | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:What are you going to miss? RPG goes drunk again?Tim gets laid?Dizzle wins peace prize?Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?Elk stops making one-liners?Duff stops posting Emma pictures? TIF's fairly static. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:What are you going to miss? RPG goes drunk again?Tim gets laid?Dizzle wins peace prize?Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?Elk stops making one-liners?Duff stops posting Emma pictures? TIF's fairly static.For this, I'm getting [cabbage]faced Friday night just to mix things up a little. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:What are you going to miss? RPG goes drunk again?Tim gets laid?Dizzle wins peace prize?Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?Elk stops making one-liners?Duff stops posting Emma pictures? TIF's fairly static.Yup. Hell, I leave for weeks at a time and things are never different when I get back. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I think you'd have to leave for over a year to miss anything, and even then it wouldn't be much :P "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Elk stops making one-liners? Wait, wut? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Everyone switch display names to confuse Duff when he gets back. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Elk stops making one-liners? Wait, wut? Not funny.You're 12Finally saw Harry Potter 7 pt 2. It's a must see obviously Not really.Y u no go swimming 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Everyone switch display names to confuse Duff when he gets back.Switch names with each other. :D Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Everyone switch display names to confuse Duff when he gets back.Switch names with each other. :D Exactly :D ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:What are you going to miss? RPG goes drunk again?Tim gets laid?Dizzle wins peace prize?Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?Elk stops making one-liners?Duff stops posting Emma pictures? TIF's fairly static.Yup. Hell, I leave for weeks at a time and things are never different when I get back. I have not seen you post in ages. :razz: Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakaan Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Everyone switch display names to confuse Duff when he gets back.Switch names with each other. :DDon't forget to use their signature and avatar too to make it more believable. Come support my max total goal here. Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:1. Get cleaned2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)3. welfare tds and get claws4. kill glacors til i get boots5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 57. give up the vow to never stake again8. go back staking and make your bank back9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #110. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anywaysPain is just weakness leaving the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Tomorrow I leave on my wilderness trip... And I'm gonna hate being behind on everything that goes on on this forum for the next few days. :thumbdown:What are you going to miss? RPG goes drunk again?Tim gets laid?Dizzle wins peace prize?Halo stops posting pictures/gifs?Elk stops making one-liners?Duff stops posting Emma pictures? TIF's fairly static.For this, I'm getting [cabbage]faced Friday night just to mix things up a little.I'll double up the gin and tonic usage, and then post. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Drunk TIFing kills. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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