And shes making me a 2nd one for ownership of my left foot.

 

I think I'm misinterpreting that, but I'm not sure how...

 

I am receiving a 2nd delicious cake just like the first one. In return, she has full ownership rights of my left foot, however I keep it attached. She just gets to use it as she wishes.

What if you're not in the same room...?

And shes making me a 2nd one for ownership of my left foot.

 

I think I'm misinterpreting that, but I'm not sure how...

 

I am receiving a 2nd delicious cake just like the first one. In return, she has full ownership rights of my left foot, however I keep it attached. She just gets to use it as she wishes.

What if you're not in the same room...?

 

 

Its just ownership. Not a leash.

 

 

Besides, that cake sounds [bleep]ing amazing.

I created a certain contract that I was going to bring to school, but I wanted to add a border to it and didn't know how. Rather than Googling it, I asked my mom and when she came over to show me, she said that I couldn't bring it in to school or I'd be grounded. In any case, she can look at the printer's history of what it's printed, and I can't risk printing it at school.

 

I was planning on having somebody sign it for a cookie at lunch.

 

[hide=The Certain Contract]

 

Contract of Agreement

 

 

I, _________, hereby agree that at the end of my natural life span, I shall relinquish the ownership of my soul to the keeping of Andrew C. I understand that Andrew C. will not hasten the final execution of this release and will wait for me to die naturally. I hereby renounce my allegiance to any deity, and and accept Andy as the crown prince of Everything and the true ruler of all spiritual and literal planes of existence, and accept as my deity and savior.

I fully understand that I will spend my time on Earth as a role model of evil, and indulge in every human activity considered sinful by the various false prophecies of false religions. _________ shall not pray to any false deity (any deity not condoned by The Great Andy, including but not limited to any deity that is not Andy, Satan or Cthulhu). Prayers to any false deity will result in the immediate release of my soul to Andy, and my death shall be most cruel and painful. I understand that praying does improve my current situation, and am better off by selling my soul to Andy.

In exchange for my soul, I, _________, shall not request immortality, lest I face the Mighty Wrath of the Forsaken One. I agree that Andy has the power to execute his favor from myself at any point and time after the agreement. I understand that failure to comply with this clause will lead to my untimely destruction in a painful and horrible way, and that my mind, body and soul will become immediately tainted by the Dark Lord. I agree to abide by the law and command of whoever owns my soul, and henceforth understand that this contract is irrevocable, effective eternally, and is final.

I understand that there are no refunds or exchanges, and that I may not sell my soul a second time or to a false deity Any attempts at escaping compliance from this clause will render me in a most terrible pain for the remainder of my natural life on Earth. Andrew C. Cox reserves the right to modify this contract at his whim without the need to notify me. I realize the full ramifications and consequences of this agreement, and am signing this contract of my own free will.

 

 

x ________________________________________

Soul Owner

 

x ________________________________________

Andrew C.

 

x ________________________________________

Witness

 

[hide]

Cookies>Soul?

 

Om nom nom.

I hope you learned you're lesson. Always ask google for whatever you need. Google knows all, answers readily, yet does not judge.

I hope you learned you're lesson. Always ask google for whatever you need. Google knows all, answers readily, yet does not judge.

... and Google isn't a stupid [bleep] :lol:

I shall relinquish the ownership of my soul to the keeping of Andrew C henceforth "Andy" or "The Great Andy".

 

Just had to fix that bit up, otherwise you couldn't use Andy or The Great Andy.

Regret: Leaving TIF for a year, oh what I could have accomplished.

I can make anyone feel good about themselves, in comparison to my life.

^I take that as a challenge.

 

Also, nowhere did that contract mention cookies. Meaning you don't necessarily have to hold up your end of the deal.

You think you can out-pathetic me?

Regret: Leaving TIF for a year, oh what I could have accomplished.

You mean actually hearing our advice, not drop school, and didn't do drugs?

 

How did that all work out anyway...?

Thank you for bringing it up!

 

I am enrolled back into school next year, as far as drugs, all that did for me was get me a nice criminal record.

When I was a kid I used to punch my gums whenever they hurt. It bled but felt satisfying.

When I was a kid I used to punch my gums whenever they hurt. It bled but felt satisfying.

Now emo kids will try this...

Secret: I love to play with knives. A lot. Don't cut myself, atleast nothing serious, but I just like spinning them and tossing them from hand to hand... I should probably stop sometime.

I used to wear skinny jeans. :ohnoes:

I'm a pyromaniac.

I'm a pyromaniac.

 

I used to know a real pyro guy. First time I met him he was burning his fridge and some chairs, he even let me throw a bigass tree branch to the fire :D

Haven't seen that dude in a while.

Secret: I like this girl, and I'm sure she knows it.

Confession: I'm not man enough to do anything about it.

 

Ah well. :-#

Give her the 1 2 punch.

I'm a pyromaniac.

 

I used to know a real pyro guy. First time I met him he was burning his fridge and some chairs, he even let me throw a bigass tree branch to the fire :D

Haven't seen that dude in a while.

 

Ossum. Throw a barrel of gunpowder in it and see what happens >=)

Secret: I like this girl, and I'm sure she knows it.

Confession: I'm not man enough to do anything about it.

 

Ah well. :-#

That will soon become a regret. Stop being a [kitty], man up and do something about it. Seriously, JUST DO IT RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *flings tables at you*

 

What's the worst that could happen?

- your answer -

Well that's stupid and it clearly won't matter in the long run.

 

DO EEEEEEET.

Secret: I like this girl, and I'm sure she knows it.

Confession: I'm not man enough to do anything about it.

 

Ah well. :-#

That will soon become a regret. Stop being a [kitty], man up and do something about it. Seriously, JUST DO IT RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *flings tables at you*

 

What's the worst that could happen?

- your answer -

Well that's stupid and it clearly won't matter in the long run.

 

DO EEEEEEET.

 

I have no answer to what's the worst thing that could happen. I'm just a wuss. :-( An now I need to go to the doctor for table related injuries. ^_.

Gtfo