Amaranth_GTO Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Confession, secret and regret: I tried studying for an exam I have in less than 2 days, but all I ended up doing was listening to Led Zeppelin and watching parts of The Big Lebowski. Gah, I'm [bleep]ed. EDIT: On a side note, can everyone start calling me "Dude" ? From now on I'm "the Dude". So that's what you call me. You know, that or, "His Dudeness", or, "Duder", or "El Duderino" if you guys aren't into the whole brevity thing. Ha. I'm in a similar situation. I have a massive, complex book report due tomorrow. Instead, I'm browsing through my music.Me too! *high-5*Well actually it's due Wednesday. But still I havent even picked a book... Thank god for the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Pick a fancy title, but not too long. Also have a decent plot that you can eleborate on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I have the book and all, we just have to analyze it and overanalyze it until we know what color the author's [cabbage] preferred the toilet water to be. I despise analyzing literature from an academic perspective. I prefer to enjoy art with my senses. My brain can go [bleep] itself during this process. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlindBaker Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I have the book and all, we just have to analyze it and overanalyze it until we know what color the author's [cabbage] preferred the toilet water to be. I despise analyzing literature from an academic perspective. I prefer to enjoy art with my senses. My brain can go [bleep] itself during this process.I love how English teachers try to get you to read into the book and find the "message" that even the author doesn't know about. :rolleyes: Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaranth_GTO Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I have the book and all, we just have to analyze it and overanalyze it until we know what color the author's [cabbage] preferred the toilet water to be. I despise analyzing literature from an academic perspective. I prefer to enjoy art with my senses. My brain can go [bleep] itself during this process.I love how English teachers try to get you to read into the book and find the "message" that even the author doesn't know about. :rolleyes:Yeah I know I remember one year we had to read a book and the teacher talked about the deep meaning and symbolism and everything.Then the author came in and said there was no underlying message he was trying to convey, no symbols he put in, it was just a fun book to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 What I would want to do if I ever had an assignment like that is come up with some really BS meaning if the book really doesn't have one at all. Assignments like that are so stupid... Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Regret: I have my AP tests for Chemistry and Psychology both a week and a day from today. And I am just starting to study and review today. I also regret waiting until now to sign up for the SAT, the last one possible, so I can't retry it this year if I don't do well enough, and because it's on the same day as a planned beach trip for my school's Interact club, and now I have SAT that day :( Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I sent the message to my friend because he changed his WikiSpaces avatar to a New York Yankees symbol (knowing full well that I am from Boston, and am an avid Red Sox fan). He told me to 'do my worst'. In any case, after I sent the Cthulhu-Jesus message to him, he replied on WikiSpaces by saying that the picture only made him 'love the Yankees more'.YEAH MAN FIGHT FOR OUR GLORIOUS RED SOX NATION :thumbup: My English teacher this year never really bothered having us analyze the books. He only quizzed us on facts. Which was pretty nice, since I have a good memory for that kind of thing, but I'm a failure at comprehension and analysis. We're doing poetry now though, which sucks. A lot. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I sent the message to my friend because he changed his WikiSpaces avatar to a New York Yankees symbol (knowing full well that I am from Boston, and am an avid Red Sox fan). He told me to 'do my worst'. In any case, after I sent the Cthulhu-Jesus message to him, he replied on WikiSpaces by saying that the picture only made him 'love the Yankees more'.YEAH MAN FIGHT FOR OUR GLORIOUS RED SOX NATION :thumbup: My English teacher this year never really bothered having us analyze the books. He only quizzed us on facts. Which was pretty nice, since I have a good memory for that kind of thing, but I'm a failure at comprehension and analysis. We're doing poetry now though, which sucks. A lot.Confession: Poetry is my favorite part of English class. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Secret: I get very offended and bitter whenever SBS changes the newscaster/anchorman on their 9:30 news. Sometimes I just feeling like saying "who the [bleep] is this new guy, [bleep] off ! " at the TV. Seriously, why change the news guy ? It's annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Secret: I get very offended and bitter whenever SBS changes the newscaster/anchorman on their 9:30 news. Sometimes I just feeling like saying "who the [bleep] is this new guy, [bleep] off ! " at the TV. Seriously, why change the news guy ? It's annoying. Do they still have that grey-haired Asian lady? She's my favourite news person, if it's not weird to have one of those. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Do they still have that grey-haired Asian lady? She's my favourite news person, if it's not weird to have one of those. Not weird at all, I have my favourites too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Regret: I have my AP tests for Chemistry and Psychology both a week and a day from today. And I am just starting to study and review today. I also regret waiting until now to sign up for the SAT, the last one possible, so I can't retry it this year if I don't do well enough, and because it's on the same day as a planned beach trip for my school's Interact club, and now I have SAT that day :( The AP Psych test was a push-over tbh. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I have an AP History test, AP English test, and AP Psychology Test and the only one I'm ready for is the English. THE AP HISTORY IS THIS FRIDAY!! :ohnoes:DAMN YOU ALEXANDER HAMILTON AND YOUR BANK! Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Regret: Not studying more for my AP Calc 1 test. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I laugh at those who have AP classes, although it does net you college credits; I actually have three exams tomorrow if the conditions are good enough and there's no major floodwater at the campus. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maze Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Confession: I became friends with Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I laugh at those who have AP classes, although it does net you college credits; I actually have three exams tomorrow if the conditions are good enough and there's no major floodwater at the campus. Tennessee-ian I'm guessing? Cause because of flooding from that 35 hours of straight rain, school got canceled monday-thursday, and not sure about friday yet. School system is trying to make it so we don't have to make up those days <3: Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I laugh at those who have AP classes, although it does net you college credits; I actually have three exams tomorrow if the conditions are good enough and there's no major floodwater at the campus. Tennessee-ian I'm guessing? Cause because of flooding from that 35 hours of straight rain, school got canceled monday-thursday, and not sure about friday yet. School system is trying to make it so we don't have to make up those days <3:Our school system would put us in for an extra week... <_< [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I laugh at those who have AP classes, although it does net you college credits; I actually have three exams tomorrow if the conditions are good enough and there's no major floodwater at the campus. Tennessee-ian I'm guessing? Cause because of flooding from that 35 hours of straight rain, school got canceled monday-thursday, and not sure about friday yet. School system is trying to make it so we don't have to make up those days <3:Our school system would put us in for an extra week... <_< They don't want to move the graduation date for seniors. + We already had to make up 2 days this year by having to come to school on good friday and staying half an hour more everyday for like 3 weeks for another. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I watch torchwood and doctor who :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I laugh at those who have AP classes, although it does net you college credits; I actually have three exams tomorrow if the conditions are good enough and there's no major floodwater at the campus. Tennessee-ian I'm guessing? Cause because of flooding from that 35 hours of straight rain, school got canceled monday-thursday, and not sure about friday yet. School system is trying to make it so we don't have to make up those days <3:Our school system would put us in for an extra week... <_< They don't want to move the graduation date for seniors. + We already had to make up 2 days this year by having to come to school on good friday and staying half an hour more everyday for like 3 weeks for another.We got an extra week due to ice and they made the school year one week longer, for every other class. Seniors still graduate at regular time. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I rage really hard whenever I see someone misuse your/you're, then/than, to/too/(I guess society realized what two is?) and all of that [cabbage]. It [bleep]ing pisses me off so much >.> YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I watch torchwood and doctor who :(That's not a confession, secret or regret, those shows are really great :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I laugh at those who have AP classes, although it does net you college credits; I actually have three exams tomorrow if the conditions are good enough and there's no major floodwater at the campus. Tennessee-ian I'm guessing? Cause because of flooding from that 35 hours of straight rain, school got canceled monday-thursday, and not sure about friday yet. School system is trying to make it so we don't have to make up those days <3:Our school system would put us in for an extra week... <_< They don't want to move the graduation date for seniors. + We already had to make up 2 days this year by having to come to school on good friday and staying half an hour more everyday for like 3 weeks for another.We got an extra week due to ice and they made the school year one week longer, for every other class. Seniors still graduate at regular time. They called today and told us we had Friday off as well. Ftw extra spring break Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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