Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...

[Napalm]

Secret - I still watch SpongeBob.

 

My friend loves Spongebob, and he's nearly 22.

 

I knew a guy who is like 25 and watches Johnny Bravo.

[Flodder450]

confession:

i had a crush on my art teacher from my old school,she was like? 42 years old? :mellow:

[Bouwzie]

I love shows like Spongebob. They are bloody awesome. You are not.

[fastortoise]

Secret - I still watch SpongeBob.

 

My friend loves Spongebob, and he's nearly 22.

 

I knew a guy who is like 25 and watches Johnny Bravo.

Oh good golly (I'm pretty sure that's what he says)

 

Also, Lenin, I didn't add tik tok to my library. Girls download music they like onto my computer and listen to it when i'm ignoring them :thumbup:

[Jeffwilson99]

 

Also, Lenin, I didn't add tik tok to my library. Girls download music they like onto my computer and listen to it when i'm ignoring them :thumbup:

 

 

Suuuure, girls did it. Nah Iknow what you mean, but when that happens I just delete them from my WMP library. That way, you can never accidently play them :thumbup:

[Giordano]

The new Spongebob episodes are crap. Older ones, good. Newer ones, nien.

[BlindBaker]

Do the newer ones have that guy who always says "MY LEG"? Because he was [bleep]ing awesome.

[Guest Mrmegakirby]

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[Giordano]

Do the newer ones have that guy who always says "MY LEG"? Because he was [bleep]ing awesome.

I liked him too. But unfortunately he isn't in the newer episodes much.

[Star.]

This is something I havent told anyone in real life, apart from my sister.

 

Whenever I go to India I get a stomach bug which includes various annoying symptoms. It was a late night and thankfully the electricity hadn't gone off so I managed to make my way to the bathroom safely. Now my family live in a very rural area (though not like the slums) so the toilet is quite literally a hole in the floor that lead to god knows where.

 

I'm in the bathroom light off because the wooden door didn't have a lock and I didn't want anyone to peek when all of a sudden my Grandma's dog runs into small room. Mind you, I'm squatting with my trousers around my ankles with my stomach telling me to take a dump. One unfortunate symptom that comes with the stomach bug was diarrhea. The dog runs around in hyper circles and I'm halfway to standing up when I erupt.

 

You know when you put your finger on the end of a hose and it sprays water violently?

 

My [cabbage] sprayed all over the back wall and floor and even on that stupid mutt that was running around. The dog, named Jimmy, had a white coat and I dreaded turning the light on to see what happened. I quickly wiped my [wagon] and pulled up my trousers. I couldnt see anything so I stumble on something and my foot (I had flip flops on because everyone in India wears them) slides on the wet floor. I had [cabbage] on my foot too.

 

I hightail out of the bathroom as quietly as I could, slipping the soiled flip flop off. I forced myself to grab it and with as much strength I could muster, throw it into the sky. Houses in India have an open roof so its likely I threw it into the street or into someone else's house. My other flip flop follows so that it doesnt look dodgy when I have only one.

 

Jimmy is still with me, smelling of that rancid [cabbage] and running around like an annoying little vermin. I ignore him and slip back into the room where my siblings were sleeping, locking the door on the dog. It took me a while to sleep, I couldnt believe that I had [cabbage]ted all over a dog.

 

Whew, glad I got that off my chest. Felt guilty about that ever since.

[Abc1230]

Uhh...

[Skull]

:-X

[RSBDavid]

:-X

 

Poor Dog.

[Pirate_Felix]

I laughed, thats my confession for today.

[mcneilp]

~

Sure puts your Runescape name into some kind of perspective.

[Tim]

Guess its a confession. I have an immense hatred towards people who brag about who they have sex with. I'm a 19 year old male who's only ever had sex twice, Every time I hear some 16 year old go "yeah we had sex the other day / this morning/ later tonight" I want to punch them in the face.

 

(as you can tell my High School life was both boring and [cabbage])

[emers8529]

i failed 8th grade (along with my best friend) and we became gods to the little kids.

 

i also "dropped out" but not rly dropping out of high school. i do online school now. 2 days a week for 2 hours a day.

 

the rest of the time i listen to music, smoke weed, play games.

 

god im a loser.

[emers8529]

This is something I havent told anyone in real life, apart from my sister.

 

Whenever I go to India I get a stomach bug which includes various annoying symptoms. It was a late night and thankfully the electricity hadn't gone off so I managed to make my way to the bathroom safely. Now my family live in a very rural area (though not like the slums) so the toilet is quite literally a hole in the floor that lead to god knows where.

 

I'm in the bathroom light off because the wooden door didn't have a lock and I didn't want anyone to peek when all of a sudden my Grandma's dog runs into small room. Mind you, I'm squatting with my trousers around my ankles with my stomach telling me to take a dump. One unfortunate symptom that comes with the stomach bug was diarrhea. The dog runs around in hyper circles and I'm halfway to standing up when I erupt.

 

You know when you put your finger on the end of a hose and it sprays water violently?

 

My [cabbage] sprayed all over the back wall and floor and even on that stupid mutt that was running around. The dog, named Jimmy, had a white coat and I dreaded turning the light on to see what happened. I quickly wiped my [wagon] and pulled up my trousers. I couldnt see anything so I stumble on something and my foot (I had flip flops on because everyone in India wears them) slides on the wet floor. I had [cabbage] on my foot too.

 

I hightail out of the bathroom as quietly as I could, slipping the soiled flip flop off. I forced myself to grab it and with as much strength I could muster, throw it into the sky. Houses in India have an open roof so its likely I threw it into the street or into someone else's house. My other flip flop follows so that it doesnt look dodgy when I have only one.

 

Jimmy is still with me, smelling of that rancid [cabbage] and running around like an annoying little vermin. I ignore him and slip back into the room where my siblings were sleeping, locking the door on the dog. It took me a while to sleep, I couldnt believe that I had [cabbage]ted all over a dog.

 

Whew, glad I got that off my chest. Felt guilty about that ever since.

 

 

OOOOH [cabbage] THAT HAS GOT TO BE PUT ON FML. thats the funniest [cabbage] i've ever read.

[Giordano]

Guess its a confession. I have an immense hatred towards people who brag about who they have sex with. I'm a 19 year old male who's only ever had sex twice, Every time I hear some 16 year old go "yeah we had sex the other day / this morning/ later tonight" I want to punch them in the face.

 

(as you can tell my High School life was both boring and [cabbage])

I feel the same way. Not sure I hate it because of their lying or their gloating...

 

Today was pretty good. I literally felt awesome after I picked up my cap and gown for the graduation coming up. Then went to a Piano recital composed of some piano class students and more and it was pretty nice. Good day overall.

[Riku3220]

i failed 8th grade (along with my best friend) and we became gods to the little kids.

 

i also "dropped out" but not rly dropping out of high school. i do online school now. 2 days a week for 2 hours a day.

 

the rest of the time i listen to music, smoke weed, play games.

 

god im a loser.

How the [bleep] do you fail 8th grade?

[emers8529]

i failed 8th grade (along with my best friend) and we became gods to the little kids.

 

i also "dropped out" but not rly dropping out of high school. i do online school now. 2 days a week for 2 hours a day.

 

the rest of the time i listen to music, smoke weed, play games.

 

god im a loser.

How the [bleep] do you fail 8th grade?

i sat there and act'ed like i was doing work. but really i was sitting there staring at the desk :P

 

i failed pretty much everything in freshman year of hs cuz i skipped almost every day.

 

again..im a loser

[Wongtong]

This is something I haven't told anyone in real life, apart from my sister.

 

Whenever I go to India I get a stomach bug which includes various annoying symptoms. It was a late night and thankfully the electricity hadn't gone off so I managed to make my way to the bathroom safely. Now my family live in a very rural area (though not like the slums) so the toilet is quite literally a hole in the floor that lead to god knows where.

 

I'm in the bathroom light off because the wooden door didn't have a lock and I didn't want anyone to peek when all of a sudden my Grandma's dog runs into small room. Mind you, I'm squatting with my trousers around my ankles with my stomach telling me to take a dump. One unfortunate symptom that comes with the stomach bug was diarrhea. The dog runs around in hyper circles and I'm halfway to standing up when I erupt.

 

You know when you put your finger on the end of a hose and it sprays water violently?

 

My [cabbage] sprayed all over the back wall and floor and even on that stupid mutt that was running around. The dog, named Jimmy, had a white coat and I dreaded turning the light on to see what happened. I quickly wiped my [wagon] and pulled up my trousers. I couldn't see anything so I stumble on something and my foot (I had flip flops on because everyone in India wears them) slides on the wet floor. I had [cabbage] on my foot too.

 

I hightail out of the bathroom as quietly as I could, slipping the soiled flip flop off. I forced myself to grab it and with as much strength I could muster, throw it into the sky. Houses in India have an open roof so it's likely I threw it into the street or into someone else's house. My other flip flop follows so that it doesn't look dodgy when I have only one.

 

Jimmy is still with me, smelling of that rancid [cabbage] and running around like an annoying little vermin. I ignore him and slip back into the room where my siblings were sleeping, locking the door on the dog. It took me a while to sleep, I couldn't believe that I had [cabbage]ted all over a dog.

 

Whew, glad I got that off my chest. Felt guilty about that ever since.

 

 

...

[Romy]

Guess its a confession. I have an immense hatred towards people who brag about who they have sex with. I'm a 19 year old male who's only ever had sex twice, Every time I hear some 16 year old go "yeah we had sex the other day / this morning/ later tonight" I want to punch them in the face.

 

(as you can tell my High School life was both boring and [cabbage])

I feel the same way. Not sure I hate it because of their lying or their gloating...

 

Today was pretty good. I literally felt awesome after I picked up my cap and gown for the graduation coming up. Then went to a Piano recital composed of some piano class students and more and it was pretty nice. Good day overall.

 

Wrong thread mate, lol.

[Jeffwilson99]

Wrong thread mate, lol.

 

Woah. Too far bro.

[Star.]

Fortunately I managed to act cool and the blame got pass onto someone else. I woke up the next morning to a large commotion. The dog sleeps with my grandma so he wiped all the [cabbage] onto her. Everyone thought she got dementia and shat herself.