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[Omali]

It's a Fart Button.

This.

"Make your Runescape character offend friends, family, even the Evil Chicken with the new Jagex Fart Button!* Comes in sloppy, disgusting, smelly, and extremely loud! Buy YOURS today!"

*Scent sold separately. Batteries not included. Jagex LTD does not take liability for any injuries that may occur during use of the Fart Button, including, but not limited to, burns from your mother's iron, scratches from younger sibling(s), and pencils thrown in the eye by classmates or teachers.

 

The Jagex fart button will never overtake the fart app on the Ipod.

 

Also: You forgot options for airy, wet, silent but violent, the whistler, beefy, egg-creme, flappy cheeks, and of course, the surprise brown zeppelin.

[Jehosaphat]

It's a Fart Button.

This.

"Make your Runescape character offend friends, family, even the Evil Chicken with the new Jagex Fart Button!* Comes in sloppy, disgusting, smelly, and extremely loud! Buy YOURS today!"

*Scent sold separately. Batteries not included. Jagex LTD does not take liability for any injuries that may occur during use of the Fart Button, including, but not limited to, burns from your mother's iron, scratches from younger sibling(s), and pencils thrown in the eye by classmates or teachers.

 

The Jagex fart button will never overtake the fart app on the Ipod.

 

Also: You forgot options for airy, wet, silent but violent, the whistler, beefy, egg-creme, flappy cheeks, and of course, the surprise brown zeppelin.

Those will come in Fart Button batch 2 a few months later.

[RSBDavid]

It's a Fart Button.

This.

"Make your Runescape character offend friends, family, even the Evil Chicken with the new Jagex Fart Button!* Comes in sloppy, disgusting, smelly, and extremely loud! Buy YOURS today!"

*Scent sold separately. Batteries not included. Jagex LTD does not take liability for any injuries that may occur during use of the Fart Button, including, but not limited to, burns from your mother's iron, scratches from younger sibling(s), and pencils thrown in the eye by classmates or teachers.

 

The Jagex fart button will never overtake the fart app on the Ipod.

 

Also: You forgot options for airy, wet, silent but violent, the whistler, beefy, egg-creme, flappy cheeks, and of course, the surprise brown zeppelin.

Those will come in Fart Button batch 2 a few months later.

 

Which will be delayed for another 8-43 months.

[Saru Inc]

Which may or may not actually be earth months, maybe Neptune months.

[12pure34]

You FOOLS! Don't you see what Jagex has done! All you can think is a blue button, but that is exactly what they want you to think.

Who would think of it, to paint THE BUTTON to end the world as we know it, BLUE! :shock:

 

Ye that is right! It isn't red and it fooled all of you! That button will destroy the world as we know it :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

The maya's were wrong about 2012.. its going to be 2010.

 

Curse you Jagex and your evil blue schemes! :shame:

[Misterknowitall]

You FOOLS! Don't you see what Jagex has done! All you can think is a blue button, but that is exactly what they want you to think.

Who would think of it, to paint THE BUTTON to end the world as we know it, BLUE! :shock:

 

Ye that is right! It isn't red and it fooled all of you! That button will destroy the world as we know it :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

The maya's were wrong about 2012.. its going to be 2010.

 

Curse you Jagex and your evil blue schemes! :shame:

That's exactly what the fart button does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8JuezrhTpo

[Maxingmck]

Its the jamflex update button

[RSBDavid]

Its the jamflex update button

The jamflex update button is red. The blue one transforms jagex HQ into a giant robot and makes every staff sing the Spongbob Square-pants theme song while wearing blue speedos with yellow pokadots and rotating in a counter-clockwise manner.

 

If you visit http://www.stellardawn.com , it redirects to funorb. IF you visit https://www.stellardawn.com , it takes you to the page not found.

[bored321]

Its the jamflex update button

The jamflex update button is red. The blue one transforms jagex HQ into a giant robot and makes every staff sing the Spongbob Square-pants theme song while wearing blue speedos with yellow pokadots and rotating in a counter-clockwise manner.

 

If you visit http://www.stellardawn.com , it redirects to funorb. IF you visit https://www.stellardawn.com , it takes you to the page not found.

 

Same as it always has... it just redirects to https://funorb.com (although it keeps the same url, it uses funorbs SSL certificate.)

[PhaperPlane]

Well on page 8 on the recent system update topic on RSOF, Mod Nexus confirmed there will be a game update next week. (Quick Find: 15-16-152-61077894)

 

FIRE UP THE HYPE MACHINE!

[Misterknowitall]

Well on page 8 on the recent system update topic on RSOF, Mod Nexus confirmed there will be a game update next week. (Quick Find: 15-16-152-61077894)

 

FIRE UP THE HYPE MACHINE!

A real update? Are you friggin' serious???

[/sarcasm]

[Xecer]

Well on page 8 on the recent system update topic on RSOF, Mod Nexus confirmed there will be a game update next week. (Quick Find: 15-16-152-61077894)

 

FIRE UP THE HYPE MACHINE!

A real update? Are you friggin' serious???

[/sarcasm]

 

Wow, you are soo good at sarcasm, I totally envy you!!

[magzar]

Well on page 8 on the recent system update topic on RSOF, Mod Nexus confirmed there will be a game update next week. (Quick Find: 15-16-152-61077894)

 

FIRE UP THE HYPE MACHINE!

 

HYPE ENGINES ENERGIZED! PREPARING FOR HYPE JUMP IN

 

10.....9.....8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1

 

HYPE JUMP SUCCESSFUL NOW ENTERING HYPE SPACE

 

OT: Just zoomed in, looks like dungeoneering in the background. I see a damage splat so I doubt it's a funorb game.

[Saru Inc]

wildy bak yet?

[Bows]

wildy bak yet?

 

w3 p@y w3 s@y@@@@@@@

[ArtemisCatal]

wildy bak yet?

 

w3 p@y w3 s@y@@@@@@@

There are no stupid threads, only stupid people in them...

Do you have to spam up every thread with this?

 

Anyway, I have no idea what update is comming next week, but I am thinking that we are due for the elite diaries. Isn't that one of the last things left from "the list". Either way, I, naturally pesimistic as I am, refuse to be as pesimistic as the rest of you. I think half the reason people aren't liking updates now is that they expect not to like them, and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

Edit to below: well clearly I had to repeat myself, seeing as it wasn't clear enough the first time...

[Saru Inc]

Quoting yourself? PULLING OUT ALL STOPS.

 

 

There's nothing wrong with a tad of fun. AND YES YES YES ELITE DIARIES. Although I can't even do Ardy diary yet.

[Den]

^

Wildy referanses were old a year ago, hardly fun anymore.

 

Im going to guess Elite Diaries too, cant remember what else was on the list.

[BiJay]

Court Cases was also on the list which still has to be released.

[Beloved]

OT: Just zoomed in, looks like dungeoneering in the background. I see a damage splat so I doubt it's a funorb game.

ok so how the heck did you see a damage splat in that pic lol :P

[Hajutze]

I'm not interested in the court case crap at all...

And we had to be informed about this .. for what reason ?

[Hajutze]

Wtf? Go troll somewhere else.

It all depends on the point of view. Since I am expecting the court cases from my point of view you're just spamming useless bs (kind'a like what I'm doing atm)

[Den]

I'm not interested in the court case crap at all...

 

Thanks for sharing that with us...

"Don't judge a book by its cover" comes to mind here.

 

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Coming soon... http://twitpic.com/1tuc6r

[Wingless]

WTF is that O_O

Looks either like a bracelet or Jagex is going to release a Bejewled Variant on Funorb.

 

Also, someone seems to be holding the gems (leather gloves).

[Beloved]

WTF is that O_O

Looks either like a bracelet or Jagex is going to release a Bejewled Variant on Funorb.

 

Also, someone seems to be holding the gems (leather gloves).

just another funorb game for iphone tbh