Granted.

 

But really its choclate Laxative. :twisted:

 

I wish i had wierless hi-speed internet.

granted, but it's so high-speed that it runs away from you for no apparent reason whatsoever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was holding a genuine(sp?) Chocolate pie, with no chocolate laxatives whatsoever

Granted. Too bad the laxatives are in the other ingredients of the Pie.

 

 

 

I wish I was sexier.

Granted, but only sexier to all known animals and several unknown animals (not including humans or my brother...)

 

 

 

I wish for no one ever to corrupt my wish, at all, and this is un do able.

 

ha ha - its impossible to corrupt!

 

Though i should have wished for something to eat...

You land on mars with nothin to eat.

 

 

 

I want to be superman!

Granted, you become Superman just as you're walking near a Kyptonite (I REALLY wouldn't ask...)

 

 

 

I wish for that Awesome phone (With camera) that I wished for a while back. (no explosions please, I'm still paying off that dry cleaning bill...)

Granted, but the bill was sooo much on that phone when you looked at it...You exploded. :o :twisted:

hmm no wish in sight

 

 

 

i wish i won the kentucky derby as a human not a horse

Whats the difference with you?

 

 

 

I wish everyone knew that pink was the new orange and yellow.

Whats the difference with you?

 

 

 

I wish everyone knew that pink was the new orange and yellow.

 

 

 

Its not now. :^o

 

 

 

I want to be Captain falcon.

You can but they will clip your wings

 

 

 

I wanna not aways but sometime during any occasion not be able to fly, but I can fly while not flying!

Granted, but I shoot you for confusing me.

 

 

 

I wish for hobo urine to be poured on the below poster and only the below poster.

granted but i counter buy urinating on the above poster thats right i urinate up

 

 

 

i wish i could meet my runescape character

You do meet him but he is so mad at you controlling him for so long he brutally kills you with his 73 attack, 73 strength, and 74 defence. He then proceeds to talk about how ironic your downfall is seeing as you trained his skills and he killed you with the skills you trained him in.

 

 

 

I wish I could eat pizza without ever getting full or fat.

that was just =D>

 

 

 

ok granted you start eating pizzas without realizing that it just came out of the oven and suffer severe burns on your tongue and now you cant taste anything

 

 

 

i wish football season would start already

edit: grrr, you beat me to it

 

 

 

granted, but it ends after 1 game

 

 

 

 

 

I wish world hunger ended

Granted, but when it ended the world became at peace causing tension between the devil and jesus... to make a long story short we nuked heaven! (also Al Gore got a big ego).

 

 

 

I wish the heaven wasn't nuked...

It wasn't. Is this future present tense? :?

 

 

 

I wish I understood if it was future present tense, past present tense, or something totally different...

granted but because you understand future and past the universe collapses into itself

 

 

 

i wish for a lime and some wire

While you are cutting the lime to, I hope, eat it the juice shoots in your eye. You yell back in pain and trip. You land on the wire which is, unfortunately for you, lead and get lead poisoning. Very unfun.

 

 

 

I wish for a pizzookie.

Granted,it stucks in your throat...and you die!

 

I wish for porn

.....sure but they take all the money out of your bank account because you gave them your credit card number

 

 

 

I wish the poster above me said something a little more funny...

 

It was pretty stupid..

granted he adds a urinating hobo into and it becomes gutbusting

 

 

 

i wish to be alien

Granted. While on a trip to Earth to abduct people you are shot down by a F-35 and then found and beaten by rednecks with the butts of their shotguns and then shot. Repeatedly. Your corpse is then sold to some alien conspiracy freak who happens to be a necrophiliac.

 

 

 

I wish I never get sick.

granted, you are now dead.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what to wish for, but that wish would also be granted with this wish while being uncorrupted.