If school started two hours later, I'd be a happy moody teenager, instead of a tired one.

Marilyn Monroe quotes.

Agreed.

Which reminds me, Tumblr quote images.

 

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[insert music genre] is the only real music left! [bleep] all the idiots listening to [insert other music genre]!

To be fair, I feel that way about dubstep, which I think is vastly overrated but for some reason I can't really grasp, seems to have snowballed into The Next Big Thing in British music.

Well, if you listen to it, it ain't half bad, really. But everything can be listened to. It all depends on personal tastes.

And you've gotta say that it kinda is The Next Big Thing in British music and has been like that for a few years now. Only other real sensations have been Adele and Susan Boyle.

These zappos ads that make the page fail to load about 8 times out of 10.

Those Facebook like-[bleep] that guilt trip you with sad-looking pictures just to leech upon your likes.

Before I deleted my account, I found the worst ones the kind that show a picture with some cause and belittle/insult you for not liking. It was annoying on its own, but five or so people sharing a few of them that say "If you don't like X you're an ass/going to hell/prefer genocide of puppies/etc". Maybe it was the lack of subtlety more irritating than their preferred method of gathering "likes" that I found annoying. I'll just leave it at that.

 

On a cooking-related annoyance, I hate it when I accidentally get any skin contact with hot water out of klutziness. It ruins the enjoyment of eating something with the same hand that got slightly burned. >_>

"Like this if you love pasta. Ignore if you want your entire family to burn in hell."

 

That sort of thing?

^ things like that are obvious jokes.

Yeah, I guess I was using a bad example. More of the "Like this if you love your parents, ignore if you hate them" sort-of thing would probably be more like it.

Yeah, I guess I was using a bad example. More of the "Like this if you love your parents, ignore if you hate them" sort-of thing would probably be more like it.

It's a "have you stopped beating your wife" kind of thing, then?

Anyone remember those "95% of teenagers prefer rap to rock, put this in your signature if you're one of the 5%" signatures? Those used to be everywhere on tip.it when I joined.

I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

Yeah, I guess I was using a bad example. More of the "Like this if you love your parents, ignore if you hate them" sort-of thing would probably be more like it.

 

That is a more realistic example (although I am sure the other kind pops up too). The ones I was seeing were relating to soldiers and Christianity with an occasional odd cause here and there.

 

As for the trendy "I'm in the minority" percentage signatures, I could tolerate them unless the math was off.

I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

Never forget, never forgive. We are Legion!!11

 

No, no, you got it all wrong. It's: 9gag legion. Never le forgive, Never le forget.

I think I had one of those when I first joined.

Don't judge me; I was eleven.

 

Damage of Public Morale, 3 years

Involuntary bodily harm to Citizens, 5 years

Crime against reason....

 

... Death... *Shoots*

 

Back on topic... When one of my co workers makes it public knowledge on my office floor that I am hitting on someone, when I am actually not.

Sees picture of somebody wearing sunglasses.

Looks at comments.

"Oppan [name] style."

 

Mindblown by how witty and original that comment was. -.-

Mindblown by how witty and original that comment was. -.-

The sad part is that memes can actually be funny if they're used to supplement wit/originality rather than be a substitute for it.

"Like this if you love pasta. Ignore if you want your entire family to burn in hell."

 

That sort of thing?

 

The only thing worse then those pictures is the people that take the time to create them.

Like this post if you like breathing.

 

Ignore it if you're a neo-nazi communist slavekeeper who keeps children as slaves, sexual partners, and soldiers; are a mysogynist; like wasps; have genital warts; dislike America; smell like fetid cheese; beat up homeless people; and are a total wimp with no life.