March 22, 201115 yr clan update = april fools Former Leader of The Tal Shiar Alliance - An Original Tip.it ClanMember of the Wilderness Guardians and Founder of the Silent GuardiansFounder of The Conclave - A Tip.it Clan institutionTip.it Times author (click for all my articles) - When I use the wrong reasons to make the right statement, argue the reason, not the statement.MSSW4 General - Did we kick your ass too?Check us out!==> No seriously, if you like FREE GP, XP and Dung tokens, as well as Community, Opportunity and above all FUN... <==CLICK IT!
March 22, 201115 yr Would be cool if they showed you the "your account has been disabled" or w/e message and told you to visit your message center - showing an april fools message. :thumbup: Hi if you're reading this you are amazing and I love you.Maybe they'll release a bugless update for April Fools. That'd sure be a joke[hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]Congrats, you reached the end! Now go outside![/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide]
March 22, 201115 yr Sailing skill:You get a toy boat, and take it to a pond. You release the boat into the pond, it floats a bit into the pond, and just sinks. A screen pops up that says "what a horrible idea for a skill". Your character shakes their head in disappointment and you go back to what you were doing. Bwahaha that's priceless. I'm thinking a huge 5 headed dragon made out of cabbages, released in the middle of Falador, lots of particle effects and multiple attacks, but it never hits anything. ~ W ~
March 22, 201115 yr I'd rater have them change it so that when you log into the lobby, it will say "Sorry, your account has been deleted from out server database. Please re-create your account"After three login attempts it says APRIL FOOLS and logs you inIt'd cause to much customer service overload to do tht because most people aren't gonna try 3 times when they r told its been deleted.Plus aprils fools never inconvenience the player they just mislead or prove to be harmless fun. We have customer service to overload now? Hooray! Barrows: 9~2 V Brass,V Flail,2 Dh Plate,V Helm,V Skirt,T Legs,Malevolent Shield + DKing: 48~6 W Ring,13 A Ring,8 M Staff,9 S Ring,7 B Ring,3 SeercullDragon Drops: 500+~50+ Med,26 Axe,3 Chain,10+ Legs,10+ Spear,2 D2h,10+ L Half,49 Boots,2 DDs,10+ Lump,9 Claws,50+ Dagger,14 Visage,50+ Mace,4 Scimitar,7 Hasta,Baxe,50+ Long,30+ Royal,2 Kite,4 Ward,2 Plate,Staff,Hammer,Limbs, Mattock,HalberdGWD: 156~4 S Staff,50+ Shard,9 B Tass,13 B Plate,5 B Boots,6 A Plate,11 S Sword,8 A Hilt,4 A Skirt,9 A Helm,S Hilt,3 B Hilt,B Glove,2 A Buckler,Z Ward,Z Garb,2 Z Boots,B Shield,B Helm Corp: 3~Elysian,2 Sp Sh + Nex: 6~Torva Legs,Cere,P cowl,Z bow,2 T boots + GWD2: 9~2 Glaive,Wand,2 Crest,Blade,2 Essence,Core + Araxyte: 5~Web,3 Pheromone,Fang + Raids: 4~3 Codex,P Boots + Trails: 2~Bob Shirt,Fortunate Etc: 64~3 Sceptre,B Mask,16 Whip,2 Focus Sight,5 D Bow,7 SOL,Ragefire,2 Steadfast,Arma Staff,6 Rider Armor,5 Vine,2 Razorback,2 A Wand,Abby Orb,3 Blood Shard,6 Hydrix,Gland,Asc Xbow [spoiler=Capes]Quest Cape Aquired 12-7-07 ~ Level 93 + + + Completionist Cape Aquired 5-22-15 ~ Level 138Hitpoints Cape Aquired 9-21-09 ~ Level 131 + Magic Cape Aquired 9-24-09 + Attack Cape Aquired 3-5-10 ~ Level 135 + Summoning Cape Aquired 3-12-10Strength Cape Aquired 6-1-11 ~ Level 137 + Fire Cape Aquired 6-23-11 + Defence Cape Aquired 7-5-11 + Ranged Cape Aquired 8-1-11 + Kiln Cape Aquired 2-26-12 ~ Level 138Dungeoneering Cape Aquired 4-22-12 + Slayer Cape Aquired 6-25-14 ~ Level 200 + Herblore Cape Acquired 12-9-14 ~ Level 138 + Prayer Cape Acquired 12-20-14Agility Cape Acquired 1-4-15 + Hunter Cape Acquired 1-30-15 + Construction Cape Acquired 1-31-15 + Crafting Cape Acquired 2-22-15 + Thieving Cape Acquired 3-18-15Runecrafting Cape Acquired 4-14-15 + Mining Cape Acquired 4-19-15 + Fishing Cape Acquired 4-25-15 + Firemaking Cape Acquired 4-26-15 + Woodcutting Cape Acquired 4-26-15Cooking Cape Acquired 4-26-15+ Smithing Cape Acquired 4-28-15 + Farming Cape Acquired 4-29-15 + Divination Cape Acquired 5-3-15 + Dungeoneering Mastery 5-4-15Fletching Cape Acquired 5-4-15 + Max Cape Acquired 5-4-15 + Invention Cape Acquired 11-9-16 + Invention Mastery 5-16-19 + Archaeology Cape Acquired 10-30-20
March 22, 201115 yr Sailing skill:You get a toy boat, and take it to a pond. You release the boat into the pond, it floats a bit into the pond, and just sinks. A screen pops up that says "what a horrible idea for a skill". Your character shakes their head in disappointment and you go back to what you were doing.ROFL-That's priceless, sig'd. I'm not an efficienado.
March 22, 201115 yr What I would like to see is something that anyone clever enough would mark as an April' Fools on the 1st of April, but not a dead giveaway in itself. And this is what Jagex will not do, they'll instead create something childish and unfunny. You're being watched.
March 22, 201115 yr Haven't the past few months of updates been almost like one huge practical joke amongst themselves? Think about it, we get free trade/wildy back (that included a huge thing featuring all the people's usernames who voted yes), we get a smithing update we didn't actually need, and we get a pirate update that reminds us that they have yet to introduce the new quest. Any more foolishness and this'll just become annoying, mind you, I would love to see a metal dragon made entirely of cheese... And there was me thinking you had stopped trolling the Tif boards. Back OT: Im guessing it will be some pun again. Although A fake sailing skill would be fun. Glacors Drops - 33 shards. Armadyl Drops - 1 Chestplate. 1 Hilt. 2 gloves . 2 Skirts.
March 22, 201115 yr Maybe they'll release a bugless update for April Fools. That'd sure be a joke my youtube
March 22, 201115 yr We have to go DEEPER release an update where all the bugs were the intended features, but by accident they are broken and turn out to be enjoyable and fun for all
March 23, 201115 yr Floor 61 of Daemonheim Boss is a giant Heim Crab. Minions are the souls of the innocent Mastyxs you have slayed in the past that are x100 their original level, strength and defence. Also, all slayer binds in DG are removed, especially the HHB.
March 23, 201115 yr Or they prank us on March 31st. We'll never see it coming. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
March 23, 201115 yr Haven't the past few months of updates been almost like one huge practical joke amongst themselves? Think about it, we get free trade/wildy back (that included a huge thing featuring all the people's usernames who voted yes), we get a smithing update we didn't actually need, and we get a pirate update that reminds us that they have yet to introduce the new quest. Any more foolishness and this'll just become annoying, mind you, I would love to see a metal dragon made entirely of cheese... Metal dragon made of cheese? Cheese isn't a metal. Can't call it a metal dragon if it isn't made of metal.... 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.
March 23, 201115 yr If they follow their pattern, it would be 2 in game event and 1 fake news. But its april fools, you never see it coming. Maybe we can have an offical casino so we can trim the value of our amour and Tip.it admins can do a flower game with RSOF mods to take over RSOF. I wonder what happens if tip.it is dominated by RSOF? Will we be forced to use quickfind codes, pokemon emotes and ASCII spams? Examine ChenGMT (level: 138)
March 23, 201115 yr Oh dear, I almost forgot that TIF does April Fools as well *readies anti-pokemon shield*. Last year TIF's was legendary, I just hope it's not pokemon this year again because it made me remember that I missed out on all those games as a child :sad:
March 23, 201115 yr Haven't the past few months of updates been almost like one huge practical joke amongst themselves? Think about it, we get free trade/wildy back (that included a huge thing featuring all the people's usernames who voted yes), we get a smithing update we didn't actually need, and we get a pirate update that reminds us that they have yet to introduce the new quest. Any more foolishness and this'll just become annoying, mind you, I would love to see a metal dragon made entirely of cheese... Metal dragon made of cheese? Cheese isn't a metal. Can't call it a metal dragon if it isn't made of metal....They could just invent the new "cheese metal" :P though the temperature when it becomes liquid is to low for their fire-breath. http://sign.tip.it/1/2/79/260/essiw.png Retired item crew I would like to be credited as essiw at the website update & corrections forum. Thanks!
March 23, 201115 yr @Floor 61 idea, genius. Fav one so far. Follow me on Twitter!FORGET NOT THE CHICKEN.I have no intrest in helping "keyers" farm xp.
March 23, 201115 yr Haven't the past few months of updates been almost like one huge practical joke amongst themselves? Think about it, we get free trade/wildy back (that included a huge thing featuring all the people's usernames who voted yes), we get a smithing update we didn't actually need, and we get a pirate update that reminds us that they have yet to introduce the new quest. Any more foolishness and this'll just become annoying, mind you, I would love to see a metal dragon made entirely of cheese... Metal dragon made of cheese? Cheese isn't a metal. Can't call it a metal dragon if it isn't made of metal.... Stop injecting logic into jokes.
March 24, 201115 yr Oh dear, I almost forgot that TIF does April Fools as well *readies anti-pokemon shield*. Last year TIF's was legendary, I just hope it's not pokemon this year again because it made me remember that I missed out on all those games as a child :sad: Don't worry we haven't actually had time to do one this year. Pokemon was good but took a long time to organise. Tis a shame, but there is always next year. Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^
March 24, 201115 yr I think it'd be fun if they put in a few subtle things within the skills. Imagine prepping for a dungeon and upon opening the first door, the boss is found. Or perhaps chopping a willow tree and oak logs land in your bag. Or when you're ranging, your character fires his arrows backwards. Somehow. :mellow: ^ Blog.
March 24, 201115 yr Oh dear, I almost forgot that TIF does April Fools as well *readies anti-pokemon shield*. Last year TIF's was legendary, I just hope it's not pokemon this year again because it made me remember that I missed out on all those games as a child :sad:Well, if you dig deep enough you can still find a few stubborn Staff and ex-Staff who haven't even removed the Pokemon from their avatars/signatures. :P R.I.P. Metapod.
March 24, 201115 yr Oh dear, I almost forgot that TIF does April Fools as well *readies anti-pokemon shield*. Last year TIF's was legendary, I just hope it's not pokemon this year again because it made me remember that I missed out on all those games as a child :sad:Well, if you dig deep enough you can still find a few stubborn Staff and ex-Staff who haven't even removed the Pokemon from their avatars/signatures. :P R.I.P. Metapod.speaking of pokemon, is there a wolf pokemon? A wolf, not dog or lion or something. Anyone know?
March 24, 201115 yr Oh dear, I almost forgot that TIF does April Fools as well *readies anti-pokemon shield*. Last year TIF's was legendary, I just hope it's not pokemon this year again because it made me remember that I missed out on all those games as a child :sad:Well, if you dig deep enough you can still find a few stubborn Staff and ex-Staff who haven't even removed the Pokemon from their avatars/signatures. :P R.I.P. Metapod.speaking of pokemon, is there a wolf pokemon? A wolf, not dog or lion or something. Anyone know?Hounder, houndoom, Poochyena, mightyena, and suicune are the first ones that come to my head.Riakou and entei are more lion/tiger like imo [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide]
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