October 29, 200619 yr here's my favorite type. Me: *walking around lumby world 3* Other guy: hi Me: watsup Other guy: I have a main, he's awesome and really rich Me: nice Other guy: I can show u him Me: na i believe u other guy: he's awesome Me: awesome other guy: *logs out* *logs in on main* See, told u Me: i never doubted u Other guy: I could kill u *lvl 63* Me: ok Other guy: n00b -------- Me: *in world 3 using yo-yo and rubber chicken with others* noob: how u get chicken and yo yo Me: chiristms 04 and easter 05 noob: can i have one? me: know wat a year is? noob: duh me: apparantly not noob: so where can i get!?!?!?1/11 me: u had to be there in those years noob: so how can i get them? me: -.-, build a time machine and get them noob: *pauses* where is the time machine? me: *killed myself via letteropener* Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it
October 29, 200619 yr I just killed someone, I managed to pk a rune 2h and a scimmy. *I pick up the loot, and get pjed by a defpure, wearing full rune* *I eat like crazy, dont want to get killed* *Noob:* Safer! :roll: [http://woopidoo2.deviantart.com][Tip.it Moderator from Dec 10, 2006 to 03 Sep, 2008]
November 2, 200619 yr I was cutting oaks and willows at draynor I wear full skelly with rubber chicken noob with full skelly:how u get that chicken weapon noob:members me:no me:it's holiday item me:easter2005 noob:this give you Diango me:? noob:chicken noob:this chicken give u Diango me:! Join the petition for a new bank page layout!If you're tired of people telling you to "put this in your signature", put this in your signature.
November 2, 200619 yr Well, its not just noobs that say stupid stuff, a lot of high-lvls do from time to time.
November 2, 200619 yr Well, its not just noobs that say stupid stuff, a lot of high-lvls do from time to time. Most high-levels do it for pure entertainment. :thumbsup: These are great, post more!! :twisted:
November 2, 200619 yr i remeber one i was gona drop trade at wildy at altar not choas altar the other altar my main is already there and i just have to bring hybird6431 there then.. noob lvl 50+:wana fight me? my lvl 32 pure range(hybird6431):sorry i dont want noob:scared! chiaken my pure:pk then ill fight you at altar so we were at altar and killed me he got my stuff then i log in my main and killed him lol so i got back my pures stuff then pmed me he keeps on sayin bad words and noob to me Funny, but should you be posting that you were drop trading. >_> It does break Jagex's rules you know.
November 9, 200619 yr Don't f*cking bump it you chooch, let it gain activity by itself, or put a link in your sig or something. http://hiscore.runescape.com/index_lite ... r=Smithy93
November 9, 200619 yr There was this noob who kept on telling me to pick up my stuff because I was killing chickens while waiting for stuff to respwan and was only taking the bones. Thank the world for spell checkers.
November 9, 200619 yr this happened when i was lvl 64 me: yes a clue scroll!!!!! lvl 93: can i hav plzzzzzzz me: they are not tradeable him: i need tho me: ur dumb u cant trade clue scrolls!!!!!! him: reported for item scamming that led me to believe he had bought an account or was borrowing a account ps- we were killing goblins Proud member of 3 runescape fansites- tip.it, zybez, and runehq (tho the runehq forums were a little wierd to navigate so i purposefully forgot my account name and password for it)
November 10, 200619 yr Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird I SO haven't said this to anyone holding a whip.. :roll: Hehe. I was proberly the noob messing about.. Well.. I don't remember reporting bit so yeah. Sausage's are cool, kay? Anyway.. A funny conversation with a noob.. Hmm.. This one was while I was selling mith when I was a low level.. And being random at the same time.. Noob trades me and offers me summin for a mith scimmy.. Me : Would you like chips with that, sir? Noob: Please! I accept trade thinking he knows im joking.. Noob : Wheres chips? Me : I was joking.. Noob : Lies, no deal! Scammer! Scammer! MeatyPanda's a scammer! Me : ... Noob : Your reported for item scamming! Summin like that.. Free chips anyone? :roll: I Tonysown I - Retired for now...
November 10, 200619 yr Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird I SO haven't said this to anyone holding a whip.. :roll: Hehe. I was proberly the noob messing about.. Well.. I don't remember reporting bit so yeah. Sausage's are cool, kay? Anyway.. A funny conversation with a noob.. Hmm.. This one was while I was selling mith when I was a low level.. And being random at the same time.. Noob trades me and offers me summin for a mith scimmy.. Me : Would you like chips with that, sir? Noob: Please! I accept trade thinking he knows im joking.. Noob : Wheres chips? Me : I was joking.. Noob : Lies, no deal! Scammer! Scammer! MeatyPanda's a scammer! Me : ... Noob : Your reported for item scamming! Summin like that.. Free chips anyone? :roll: hehe Some noob scammed my f2p friend out of his only rare. He pmed him later and said he would return just as soon as he scams this other dude to make up for giving the disk back. lol My friend reported anyway. Really, he payed 1m for a santa hat a few days ago, sold santa for 8m and for a disk. Then he wanted the hat back so tried to trade the cash+disk for another and got scammed. Really all he lost was 1m, and not 20+M. But 1M can be hard to make on F2P though. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
November 10, 200619 yr Serephurus, i have a weird feeling in my head where my scam detector is. oh right you're lying that must be it. i got members and i thought "yes no more scammers, no more noobs, no more autoers!!". well i can say that some members are so nooby i wanna just eat my arm off PS: ill take some chips :D
November 10, 200619 yr Serephurus, i have a weird feeling in my head where my scam detector is. oh right you're lying that must be it. i got members and i thought "yes no more scammers, no more noobs, no more autoers!!". well i can say that some members are so nooby i wanna just eat my arm off PS: ill take some chips :D I wasn't lying, the noob that sold the santa for that cheap was a little wierd. I told the dude "Hey, santas aren't that cheap anymore; they are now well over 20M." Then he starts saying he can't sell them fast enough lol. Kind of suspicious though. He sold to my friend, but when I tried to purchase for 2M, he kept "lagging out." Obviously, he was screwing with me. But my friend told me he bought for 1M, I believe him because the only thing that he owned before that was a set of Rune(g). And my friend must have issues if he thinks that "absolutely nothing!" looks like "santa hat" if he was trying to trade the disk and cash back. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
November 10, 200619 yr Me: (Pked a guy with rune(g))Yay i walk to varrock and wear it Noob: whats that armor. me: rune(g) noob: how you get? me: PK noob:sell me Me: sorry, but you're only a level 4. noob:no noob, for my main. Me:and his level is? Noob:2000 me:... all right, how much do you offer he trades me an iron scimmy Me:sorry, not enough. Noob: NOOB! YOU GIMMIE OR I WILL KILL YOU HERE WITH MY MAIN WHO IS LVL 2000! me:Uhh.... you understand max level is 126. Noob: NOOB! IVE REPORTED YOU. me: okayyyyy...... i walk away and he follows me swearing.i then tele away man the moment you wear anything slightly rare the noobs are all over you AHHHHHHH!!!!!! BAD GRAMMER!!!!!!..... Or is it Grammar?
November 10, 200619 yr I was wielding my rubber chicken. Naab from my town:"Can you give me the chicken?" Naab:"How much?" Me:"No im sorry, it's undtradeble." Naab:"How maney is it worth if you could trade?" Me:"I don't know." Naab:"Cmon tell me." Me:"We can't know, it isent tradeuble." Naab"But how much is it worth???" Me:"20 mill." Naab:"COOL!!!!" Me:"Bye." My sig was for 6kb too big.
November 10, 200619 yr Walking around rune today I saw some noob things and happenings: Noob 1: What you want? Noob 2: Do you trade? Noob: I hav a main Noob: He's lvl 126 In wildly I was being teamed by 3 lvl 80's (75 myself) all with full rune and rune weapons. I had full rune and a mith mace :lol: It took them 5 minutes to kill me. This is what one of them said: Noob: Pwned! Whips: 3 Dragon Boots: 15 My 99's: Attack & Cooking Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Goldenjkered
November 10, 200619 yr Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird I SO haven't said this to anyone holding a whip.. :roll: Hehe. I was proberly the noob messing about.. Well.. I don't remember reporting bit so yeah. Sausage's are cool, kay? Anyway.. A funny conversation with a noob.. Hmm.. This one was while I was selling mith when I was a low level.. And being random at the same time.. Noob trades me and offers me summin for a mith scimmy.. Me : Would you like chips with that, sir? Noob: Please! I accept trade thinking he knows im joking.. Noob : Wheres chips? Me : I was joking.. Noob : Lies, no deal! Scammer! Scammer! MeatyPanda's a scammer! Me : ... Noob : Your reported for item scamming! Summin like that.. Free chips anyone? :roll:ROFL at both the saugases one and the chips one. :thumbsup: Google Guru
November 10, 200619 yr i was pking on my lvl 40 pure at castle me: hey wanna fight (to a lvl 39 whos been collecting choas runes) noob:touch him and i'll touch you fr00b(lvl 50) me:umm im just asking him =p noob:stfu noob or i'll pwn u me:go ahead i don't recommand you attacking me though noob:ok fine i'll pawn u me:*sends a barrage of fire blasts* noob:omfg **** u then i get a pile of addy with a r2h (pwnd!!! :shock: ) after he pms me saying how noob i am and how he lagged :? IM A RC PKER 4 LIFE
November 11, 200619 yr a friend of mine who is lvl 30 had this lvl8 noob flowing him around begging for money and wouldent go away so he leads the noob to the al-kirid mines and lets the scopions take care of his dirty work when the noobs life got to about 1/4 he asked for help one guy said ok looked at his levial and said nope ure on ure owen and went back to mineing :lol: noob dies mt friends gits 4 iron ore 35 airs steel mase steel sword and bronz b ax he sold it all :lol: my question is why the noob dident run away :wall: noobs are ppl 2http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/1/Philipmarqui.png With BBCode added for forums:
November 11, 200619 yr got pmed by a lvl 26... noob: hello sir... me: erm... ya... noob: do you have a ring that turns you in an egg?? me: ya... noob: i buy it for 2k me: its untradeable... noob: then drop it ill give you 2k i promis me: you wont see it if i drop it... noob: yes i will. me: it doesnt even have a drop option... noob: i dont believe you. me: then not... noob: how do i get it then? me: there is only 1 way... me: stap 1: go look around for a time machine. me: go back to easter 2006 and compleet the mini game. noob: where do i need to look for a time machine?? noob: are you joking? me: jup... noob: (offensive text here) ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined
November 12, 200619 yr Lol this one made me laugh for a while Mod: Free gem cutting noob:you can cut my gems mod:ok Noob:you better not scam me Everyone: rofl, ahaha!!1!!!!11!, Mod:ahahahaha i'm a mod Noob:whats that?? Quit RuneScape :)
November 12, 200619 yr when im ripping off none member noobs me:buying iron 60 each noob: i sell 100 iron 60 ea *buys* that keeps going on till i have like 1k iron (i know some mods in p2p who are completely normal people, and i dont even think about them being a mod most of the time. but i hate noob low lvl mods because they are what makes people say they "hate mods" etc, stereotyping agaisnt all mods." noob lvl 5 mod: you are price manipulating me: lol you give mods a bad name,jagex needs to stop being so desperate :\ noob lvl 5 mod: stfu or ill mute u me: noob lol, go report some more people lol. noob lvl 5 mod: 1 more chance. me: lol, i havent done anything mutable *one of my mod friends logs in* mod friend: hi noob lvl 5 mod: look at this choob he is flaming me report him too? mod friend: lol, hes my friend. he hasnt done anything wrong it seems from what he said the noob lvl 5 mod lost their crown the week later :lol:
November 12, 200619 yr Well, its not just noobs that say stupid stuff, a lot of high-lvls do from time to time. Low level =/= noob Low level = newb Arrogant/immature/childish = noob. Hooray for equations! (And inequations. :P)
November 12, 200619 yr One of my stupid mates was having an argument with me this is somewhat how it went(cant remember all) Me:Hi, you got the lobbies I wanted to buy Noob Friend: No i got a better deal 10k lobs for full dragon Me:you have no chance of getting a deal like that Noob Friend:Err i sold for full dragon to my friend who is 135 combat Me:126 Combat is highest you can get Noob Friend:LOL im 132 so thats a lie Me:What
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