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here's my favorite type.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: *walking around lumby world 3*

 

 

 

Other guy: hi

 

 

 

Me: watsup

 

 

 

Other guy: I have a main, he's awesome and really rich

 

 

 

Me: nice

 

 

 

Other guy: I can show u him

 

 

 

Me: na i believe u

 

 

 

other guy: he's awesome

 

 

 

Me: awesome

 

 

 

other guy: *logs out* *logs in on main* See, told u

 

 

 

Me: i never doubted u

 

 

 

Other guy: I could kill u *lvl 63*

 

 

 

Me: ok

 

 

 

Other guy: n00b

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Me: *in world 3 using yo-yo and rubber chicken with others*

 

 

 

noob: how u get chicken and yo yo

 

 

 

Me: chiristms 04 and easter 05

 

 

 

noob: can i have one?

 

 

 

me: know wat a year is?

 

 

 

noob: duh

 

 

 

me: apparantly not

 

 

 

noob: so where can i get!?!?!?1/11

 

 

 

me: u had to be there in those years

 

 

 

noob: so how can i get them?

 

 

 

me: -.-, build a time machine and get them

 

 

 

noob: *pauses* where is the time machine?

 

 

 

me: *killed myself via letteropener*

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I just killed someone, I managed to pk a rune 2h and a scimmy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I pick up the loot, and get pjed by a defpure, wearing full rune*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I eat like crazy, dont want to get killed*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Noob:* Safer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I was cutting oaks and willows at draynor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wear full skelly with rubber chicken

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob with full skelly:how u get that chicken weapon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:members

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:it's holiday item

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:easter2005

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:this give you Diango

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:chicken

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:this chicken give u Diango

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:!

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i remeber one

 

 

 

i was gona drop trade at wildy at altar not choas altar the other altar my main is already there and i just have to bring hybird6431 there then..

 

 

 

noob lvl 50+:wana fight me?

 

 

 

my lvl 32 pure range(hybird6431):sorry i dont want

 

 

 

noob:scared! chiaken

 

 

 

my pure:pk then ill fight you at altar

 

 

 

so we were at altar and killed me he got my stuff then i log in my main and killed him lol so i got back my pures stuff

 

 

 

then pmed me he keeps on sayin bad words and noob to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny, but should you be posting that you were drop trading. >_>

 

 

 

It does break Jagex's rules you know.

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this happened when i was lvl 64

 

 

 

me: yes a clue scroll!!!!!

 

 

 

lvl 93: can i hav plzzzzzzz

 

 

 

me: they are not tradeable

 

 

 

him: i need tho

 

 

 

me: ur dumb u cant trade clue scrolls!!!!!!

 

 

 

him: reported for item scamming

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that led me to believe he had bought an account or was borrowing a account

 

 

 

ps- we were killing goblins

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Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

 

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

 

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

 

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

 

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

 

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

 

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

 

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

 

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

 

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

 

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

 

 

Guy:for what?

 

 

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

 

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

 

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob

 

 

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I SO haven't said this to anyone holding a whip.. :roll: Hehe. I was proberly the noob messing about.. Well.. I don't remember reporting bit so yeah. Sausage's are cool, kay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway.. A funny conversation with a noob.. Hmm..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one was while I was selling mith when I was a low level.. And being random at the same time..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob trades me and offers me summin for a mith scimmy..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me : Would you like chips with that, sir?

 

 

 

Noob: Please!

 

 

 

I accept trade thinking he knows im joking..

 

 

 

Noob : Wheres chips?

 

 

 

Me : I was joking..

 

 

 

Noob : Lies, no deal! Scammer! Scammer! MeatyPanda's a scammer!

 

 

 

Me : ...

 

 

 

Noob : Your reported for item scamming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Summin like that.. Free chips anyone? :roll:

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Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

 

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

 

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

 

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

 

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

 

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

 

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

 

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

 

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

 

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

 

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

 

 

Guy:for what?

 

 

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

 

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

 

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob

 

 

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I SO haven't said this to anyone holding a whip.. :roll: Hehe. I was proberly the noob messing about.. Well.. I don't remember reporting bit so yeah. Sausage's are cool, kay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway.. A funny conversation with a noob.. Hmm..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one was while I was selling mith when I was a low level.. And being random at the same time..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob trades me and offers me summin for a mith scimmy..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me : Would you like chips with that, sir?

 

 

 

Noob: Please!

 

 

 

I accept trade thinking he knows im joking..

 

 

 

Noob : Wheres chips?

 

 

 

Me : I was joking..

 

 

 

Noob : Lies, no deal! Scammer! Scammer! MeatyPanda's a scammer!

 

 

 

Me : ...

 

 

 

Noob : Your reported for item scamming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Summin like that.. Free chips anyone? :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hehe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some noob scammed my f2p friend out of his only rare. He pmed him later and said he would return just as soon as he scams this other dude to make up for giving the disk back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol My friend reported anyway. Really, he payed 1m for a santa hat a few days ago, sold santa for 8m and for a disk. Then he wanted the hat back so tried to trade the cash+disk for another and got scammed. Really all he lost was 1m, and not 20+M.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But 1M can be hard to make on F2P though.

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Serephurus, i have a weird feeling in my head where my scam detector is. oh right you're lying that must be it.

 

 

 

i got members and i thought "yes no more scammers, no more noobs, no more autoers!!". well i can say that some members are so nooby i wanna just eat my arm off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS: ill take some chips :D

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Serephurus, i have a weird feeling in my head where my scam detector is. oh right you're lying that must be it.

 

 

 

i got members and i thought "yes no more scammers, no more noobs, no more autoers!!". well i can say that some members are so nooby i wanna just eat my arm off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS: ill take some chips :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wasn't lying, the noob that sold the santa for that cheap was a little wierd. I told the dude "Hey, santas aren't that cheap anymore; they are now well over 20M." Then he starts saying he can't sell them fast enough lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kind of suspicious though. He sold to my friend, but when I tried to purchase for 2M, he kept "lagging out." Obviously, he was screwing with me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But my friend told me he bought for 1M, I believe him because the only thing that he owned before that was a set of Rune(g).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And my friend must have issues if he thinks that "absolutely nothing!" looks like "santa hat" if he was trying to trade the disk and cash back.

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Me: (Pked a guy with rune(g))Yay

 

 

 

i walk to varrock and wear it

 

 

 

Noob: whats that armor.

 

 

 

me: rune(g)

 

 

 

noob: how you get?

 

 

 

me: PK

 

 

 

noob:sell me

 

 

 

Me: sorry, but you're only a level 4.

 

 

 

noob:no noob, for my main.

 

 

 

Me:and his level is?

 

 

 

Noob:2000

 

 

 

me:... all right, how much do you offer

 

 

 

he trades me an iron scimmy

 

 

 

Me:sorry, not enough.

 

 

 

Noob: NOOB! YOU GIMMIE OR I WILL KILL YOU HERE WITH MY MAIN WHO IS LVL 2000!

 

 

 

me:Uhh.... you understand max level is 126.

 

 

 

Noob: NOOB! IVE REPORTED YOU.

 

 

 

me: okayyyyy......

 

 

 

i walk away and he follows me swearing.i then tele away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

man the moment you wear anything slightly rare the noobs are all over you

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I was wielding my rubber chicken.

 

 

 

Naab from my town:"Can you give me the chicken?"

 

 

 

Naab:"How much?"

 

 

 

Me:"No im sorry, it's undtradeble."

 

 

 

Naab:"How maney is it worth if you could trade?"

 

 

 

Me:"I don't know."

 

 

 

Naab:"Cmon tell me."

 

 

 

Me:"We can't know, it isent tradeuble."

 

 

 

Naab"But how much is it worth???"

 

 

 

Me:"20 mill."

 

 

 

Naab:"COOL!!!!"

 

 

 

Me:"Bye."

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Walking around rune today I saw some noob things and happenings:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: What you want?

 

 

 

Noob 2: Do you trade?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: I hav a main

 

 

 

Noob: He's lvl 126

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In wildly I was being teamed by 3 lvl 80's (75 myself) all with full rune and rune weapons. I had full rune and a mith mace :lol: It took them 5 minutes to kill me. This is what one of them said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Pwned!

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Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

 

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

 

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

 

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

 

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

 

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

 

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

 

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

 

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

 

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

 

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

 

 

Guy:for what?

 

 

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

 

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

 

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob

 

 

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I SO haven't said this to anyone holding a whip.. :roll: Hehe. I was proberly the noob messing about.. Well.. I don't remember reporting bit so yeah. Sausage's are cool, kay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway.. A funny conversation with a noob.. Hmm..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one was while I was selling mith when I was a low level.. And being random at the same time..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob trades me and offers me summin for a mith scimmy..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me : Would you like chips with that, sir?

 

 

 

Noob: Please!

 

 

 

I accept trade thinking he knows im joking..

 

 

 

Noob : Wheres chips?

 

 

 

Me : I was joking..

 

 

 

Noob : Lies, no deal! Scammer! Scammer! MeatyPanda's a scammer!

 

 

 

Me : ...

 

 

 

Noob : Your reported for item scamming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Summin like that.. Free chips anyone? :roll:

ROFL at both the saugases one and the chips one. :thumbsup:

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i was pking on my lvl 40 pure at castle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: hey wanna fight (to a lvl 39 whos been collecting choas runes)

 

 

 

noob:touch him and i'll touch you fr00b(lvl 50)

 

 

 

me:umm im just asking him =p

 

 

 

noob:stfu noob or i'll pwn u

 

 

 

me:go ahead i don't recommand you attacking me though

 

 

 

noob:ok fine i'll pawn u

 

 

 

me:*sends a barrage of fire blasts*

 

 

 

noob:omfg **** u

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i get a pile of addy with a r2h (pwnd!!! :shock: ) after he pms me saying how noob i am and how he lagged :?

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a friend of mine who is lvl 30 had this lvl8 noob flowing him around begging for money and wouldent go away so he leads the noob to the al-kirid mines and lets the scopions take care of his dirty work when the noobs life got to about 1/4 he asked for help one guy said ok looked at his levial and said nope ure on ure owen and went back to mineing :lol: noob dies mt friends gits 4 iron ore 35 airs steel mase steel sword and bronz b ax he sold it all :lol: my question is why the noob dident run away :wall:

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got pmed by a lvl 26...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: hello sir...

 

 

 

me: erm... ya...

 

 

 

noob: do you have a ring that turns you in an egg??

 

 

 

me: ya...

 

 

 

noob: i buy it for 2k

 

 

 

me: its untradeable...

 

 

 

noob: then drop it ill give you 2k i promis

 

 

 

me: you wont see it if i drop it...

 

 

 

noob: yes i will.

 

 

 

me: it doesnt even have a drop option...

 

 

 

noob: i dont believe you.

 

 

 

me: then not...

 

 

 

noob: how do i get it then?

 

 

 

me: there is only 1 way...

 

 

 

me: stap 1: go look around for a time machine.

 

 

 

me: go back to easter 2006 and compleet the mini game.

 

 

 

noob: where do i need to look for a time machine??

 

 

 

noob: are you joking?

 

 

 

me: jup...

 

 

 

noob: (offensive text here)

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Lol this one made me laugh for a while

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mod: Free gem cutting

 

 

 

noob:you can cut my gems

 

 

 

mod:ok

 

 

 

Noob:you better not scam me

 

 

 

Everyone: rofl, ahaha!!1!!!!11!,

 

 

 

Mod:ahahahaha i'm a mod

 

 

 

Noob:whats that??

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when im ripping off none member noobs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:buying iron 60 each

 

 

 

noob: i sell 100 iron 60 ea

 

 

 

*buys*

 

 

 

that keeps going on till i have like 1k iron

 

 

 

(i know some mods in p2p who are completely normal people, and i dont even think about them being a mod most of the time. but i hate noob low lvl mods because they are what makes people say they "hate mods" etc, stereotyping agaisnt all mods."

 

 

 

noob lvl 5 mod: you are price manipulating

 

 

 

me: lol you give mods a bad name,jagex needs to stop being so desperate :\

 

 

 

noob lvl 5 mod: stfu or ill mute u

 

 

 

me: noob lol, go report some more people lol.

 

 

 

noob lvl 5 mod: 1 more chance.

 

 

 

me: lol, i havent done anything mutable

 

 

 

*one of my mod friends logs in*

 

 

 

mod friend: hi

 

 

 

noob lvl 5 mod: look at this choob he is flaming me report him too?

 

 

 

mod friend: lol, hes my friend. he hasnt done anything wrong it seems from what he said

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the noob lvl 5 mod lost their crown the week later :lol:

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Well, its not just noobs that say stupid stuff, a lot of high-lvls do from time to time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Low level =/= noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Low level = newb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arrogant/immature/childish = noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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One of my stupid mates was having an argument with me this is somewhat how it went(cant remember all)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:Hi, you got the lobbies I wanted to buy

 

 

 

Noob Friend: No i got a better deal 10k lobs for full dragon

 

 

 

Me:you have no chance of getting a deal like that

 

 

 

Noob Friend:Err i sold for full dragon to my friend who is 135 combat

 

 

 

Me:126 Combat is highest you can get

 

 

 

Noob Friend:LOL im 132 so thats a lie

 

 

 

Me:What

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