wizjany Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 :o Rude! This dude is like level 55, and it's normally around level 10's that ask me stupid questions. (No offence level 10's out there :D) I only would of went with him if he had a nice bed :S Naw jokes :P lol i can read small font- no matter how small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symphonia754 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 heh, im sure everyone's heard this one, but here goes: I'm in Al Kharid on an f2p server, my friend pms me and says: "can u buy meh an addy pl8 body and kite sheld?" I'm nice, so I say "sure" me:buying addy pl8 body and kite noob:Symph, ill sell me:kk *trades* me:how much? noob:200k me:umm... that's scamming (I didn't report him tho) the roughly 23 other ppl in bank: reported! Scammer noob! noob:o ya? well, im reporting all u 4 being *censered* n33bs! *noob logs out* me:... :-w I know thats been said here like 20 times, but eh, what's one more? : ^It's funny because it's WRONG^Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symphonia754 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 i know its alot to read but please listen this was on my lvl 23 account waiting for a combat tipeter event in varrock square "leader never showed up :cry: ) 2 ppl are dancing (u know the following thing) me: *joins in the group* noob(gf): please go away mister noob(bf): yea go away u f***in ch00b. me: :evil: :evil: i have a right to follow this is a feature jagex made. noob(bf): go away u f***in ch00b .N.O.W **thank you, your report has been sent** me: no i have a right to follow u it isn't breaking any rules noob(gf): *stops following her bf and starts doing cry emote 10 million times noob(bf): **** look what u did to her u a**hole! me: omg what did i do im just following \ then they keep trying to run away and get me caught behind fences for a half hour unsuccesfully afterwards the noob gf's "brother" shows up and starts doing the same thing the bf did here is where it gets interesting, after an hour (yeah im THAT stubborn) of getting mad at me for following them, they start pming each other (trust me i knew) and then the noob gf logs off all of a sudden. also her private chat is off so i couldn't follow her to the other world. as i sit there disappointed, she logs back in to the same world (not so smart as i thought eh?) and makes a run for it, but im still following :D. i still follow and now the gf's "cousin" who is exactly the same looking starts flipping me off. all i can say is "is following that bad? then this is where it gets interesting. all of a sudden the bf "reports" me for bug abuse. now here's some more dilogue: (sp?) me: dude i didn't abuse any bug let alone find one. noob(bf): u were bugging my gf u are reported me: than u just misused customer support**Thank you, your report has been sent** me:tb@jt won't be happy to see your report noob(gf): why are u doing this to me?! me: it's fun then i logged off so yeah, im kinda the noob in that story but i think they overreacted to me following them. After all, i just wanted to dance why would you go through all that trouble.............. anyways still kind of funny that they over reacted just that you were following them. guy might even get madder when he finds out something happened to his account. stop messing with people heheh, this ones pretty good (eyesore much?) :lol: ^It's funny because it's WRONG^Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archicanis Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 happened while i was reading this topic: i was in world 66, running laws, when i see someone asking: Y is every1 here? I did that once ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 noob(lvl 3):wats ur mage me:49, why? noob:can u enchant my ammy of defence me:no Noob:but ur mage is high enuf me:an ammy of defense is already enchanted, but i'll be happy to enchant a emerald ammulet noob:o -when you examine a ammulet of defense it says somethng like:an enchanted emerald ammulet wow, noobs these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretzel Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 i got a couple I'm not a member so this is all in free worlds I was mining ess at the ess mines As usual there was many people asking "how do i make runes?" but there was this one guy. the conversation went like thiits him: How do you make runes Me: first you take the ess Him: where do i get ess? Me: your standing right next to the ess, mine some. Him: How do i get ess Me: Mine it. Him: How do i mine it? Me: With a pickaxe Him: i need a pickaxe Him: gimme yours Me: No i'm using mine. Me: If you dont have a pickaxe use your head *Headbang Emote* (i leave with a load of ess and return) He PMs me. Him: it's not working. And another one. I had just bought a rune pick and was selling the addy pick I previously had. Me: selling addy pick 2k scammer: *trades* I put up addy pick he puts up 100k. Then he lowers it to 10k without realising it. We both accept. Me: Thank you scammer: **** you that was 10k n00b. I want it back. Me: you tried to scam me, why should i give it back? scammer: cuz i will ban j00 for scamming, my main is a mod. Me: whatever I didn't even report him, wasn't worth it. Free to Player fo' life!99/99 skateboarding :pwhy dont you use this awesome thing i like to call common sense. Its done wonders for me, ive never been hacked, scammed or anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzimatt Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 once when i was still a free player some kid pmed me Him: Hoi this is jagex staff we have reason to believe that you have stolen propety. Me: What? what is it? Him: we found that you stole a mithril med helm from a fellow player Me: no i didnt i just bought one (like i said along time ago) him: i need your username and password to return the stolen helmet. Me: If you were jagex you would have my username and pass Him: we lost it. Me: lol (and reported him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 ha funny story right now i'm killing dark wizards by daynor. this lvl 3 runs right into one of them and before they strat running they're at half health. so they die and drop a full load of yews. i don't know why no one beat me to them but i got every last one of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyIsGood Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I was walking around with my friend when some level 50 ish guy walks up to me and offers 1.4mill for everything i was wearing. I was wearing some drag (yes the armour, I'm not a crossdesser, or am I? :-w ?) so it was a good deal. He did the ole switcheroo and was going to trade me only 14k :shame: I got mad and ran away. (Yes I declined and I still have my precious drag :D ) I buy flax from the forums because I'm to lazy to sit around in a bank and type, and sometimes I will get a random person that just sees me on the forums and adds me to call me a noob. Very annoying..... Can't we report people for being idiots? **The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary runescaper.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast647 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 heres all my stupid and funny ones (21:24:46) <+suny> any 1 no the ancent spell to teli to edge? (21:24:59) <+Chromy> yea...glory ammy Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xana Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 heh, im sure everyone's heard this one, but here goes: I'm in Al Kharid on an f2p server, my friend pms me and says: "can u buy meh an addy pl8 body and kite sheld?" I'm nice, so I say "sure" me:buying addy pl8 body and kite noob:Symph, ill sell me:kk *trades* me:how much? noob:200k me:umm... that's scamming (I didn't report him tho) the roughly 23 other ppl in bank: reported! Scammer noob! noob:o ya? well, im reporting all u 4 being *censered* n33bs! *noob logs out* me:... :-w I know thats been said here like 20 times, but eh, what's one more? : thats not scaming. By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodknot Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 This happend to be today: Me1 is my main lvl 81 with member Me2 is my other char lvl 19 (f2p) Girl: you're so so strrong Me1: ty Girl: are you english? Me1: no, dutch *everything that follows is in dutch* Girl: me too Me1: ok Girl: can i have some money, plzzzz baby Me1: no, sorry Girl: but your so strong! *I log out and logg in with me lvl 19 char* *I walk to the place where I met this girl (draynor sewers)* *Conversation still in dutch* Girl: hahaha, hey noobie Me2: your so strrong!!! (like she said to me before) Girl: yea, and you arent! hahahaha noob Me2: well, I am with Rodknot *silence* Girl: i mean you're not a noob :-) Me2: yea right... Always fun to see people change the way they behave when you tell them you're someone else... :lol: Greetz, Rodknot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xam2y2 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 GoingUnder wrote: Some guy claiming to know me -.- Yes, the other conversation was private.. whats that convo abou?t besides the pretending to know you part? Haha, I wonder what the other convo was about.. :wink: Lmao, wouldn't you like to know ... Hehe and plus it was not "cibering" lol I don't do that junk Um I didn't edit out the whole thing because I didn't think anyone would know what was being said Lol!!! I love Fishing.*Sig in progress* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 This happend to be today: Me1 is my main lvl 81 with member Me2 is my other char lvl 19 (f2p) Girl: you're so so strrong Me1: ty Girl: are you english? Me1: no, dutch *everything that follows is in dutch* Girl: me too Me1: ok Girl: can i have some money, plzzzz baby Me1: no, sorry Girl: but your so strong! *I log out and logg in with me lvl 19 char* *I walk to the place where I met this girl (draynor sewers)* *Conversation still in dutch* Girl: hahaha, hey noobie Me2: your so strrong!!! (like she said to me before) Girl: yea, and you arent! hahahaha noob Me2: well, I am with Rodknot *silence* Girl: i mean you're not a noob :-) Me2: yea right... Always fun to see people change the way they behave when you tell them you're someone else... :lol: I do that a lot. There was 1 guy in the chicken coop who was yelling "t4k1n fr33 f347h3r5" every 2 seconds and he was lv 19 and I was on my cooking skiller that I had just made. I told him to shut up and he wouldn't. So I switched to my main and told him to shut up and he did \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggestshlon Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 like immediately after reading some pages from this topic, i decided to go out and see if i could find a noob to make a story on, only because im so damn bored right now. so i click on the first world i see, world 70, and im in varrock square which is where i conveniently logged out on and i see a classic noob thing noobs do. I see a lvl 12 noob following someone whom he thinks is rich because he is higher level then himself (or herself). So anyway, i think 2 things. one being wow, noobs arent that hard to find these days and two, lets see how i can make this fun. So i go up to him and he says(not word for word), "help me" and i say "whats the problem?." He says, "Can i have free ammy of glory." Because im so bored i wont type everything but to sum it up short - I told him that i could give him a MaGiCaL amulet of glory with a red stone in the middle. (ammy of str) He was like, "woo, gave me!" For some reason he kept saying gave me. And i was like, geeze man learns some manners, if you want this special amulet you better start saying please. He kept saying that i need ammy of glory. then he was saying that he needs a free hat to and boots (ooo boots, not like you cant find those in a crate) So i said, "You don't need those things you want them. It's not like you can't survive without them or anything." And he said yes. That doesnt even make sense but ill assume he meant that he couldnt survive without them. (extremely sad) So anyway i kept messing around with this noob who didnt know what he was doing and i eventually traded him and put in the ammy of strength and he immediately declined and said noob! and i was just like "what?" Ironic how the noobs call you noobs. Next time some noob calls me a noob im going to ask them if they know what noob means. Most likely they would have heard it from another player who called them a noob previously for being so annoying. *After reading this over i can definitely say this isnt my finest work but im like that bored and that tired that i think ill go to sleep. :boohoo: - hey look some yellow spherical head playing a violin by telekinetically moving some mitts with its mind powers. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonninja94 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 once i was bored and this noob said he would give me 100k if i go to the wild with all my armor. i said no. he called me a noob..... so i go and then him and 3 other noobs attacked me..... when i killed the last guy i went "whos the noob now?" then he worded the f word and he got reported... i got free addy and some mith from it..... stupid noobs -.- My mind is in another world, dont worry they know me there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpd2 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Heres a funny one. Noob (like level 97): Free phats come folo me 2 chaos alter. Me (level 85): *banks all my stuff* Me: (playing along) Ok sure! Lead on! Mod: Rofl Mod mutes the noob Mod (in pm): Lol yeah, free party hats right? Me: Lol yeah i was just playing along with the noob Mod: =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthdragon Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 ok this 1 is jus plan weird happened in flax field today noob: lvl53 girl me:lvl 77 girl *noob starts followin me* noob:mth dragon2 me:ya? noob:wil u please be my gf??!! me: :shock: random person:omg!! ur both girls!! me:no really.... -.- noobs these days r getting weirder and weirder (scary too) i hope i did sig right lolhttp://www.freewebs.com/rsrandomactsofweirdness/^ya i was bored lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 heres one that happened to me yesterday: noob:selling dragon chain 100000000m! me:dude it is impossible to have that much gp... noob: you only say that cuz you dont got enough! me:lol (thank you for your report) noob: why are you standing there?arent you ganna report me? me: lol ok i will noob: plz no i will do what ever you want! me:get me a d axe noob:... ok (he got it how wierd #-o , i wonder how he got it :-k ) me:lol i still reported you. noob:reported for item scamming! me:... whatever Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalman92 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 here one. Noob: (trades me. puts up gadderhammer.) ME:(accept trade) noob:(declines) Noob: how much it worth? Me: ... 6k Noob: no way Me: 7k Noob: walks away ME (Screams) 4k final offer! here another: Noob: can u mine me clay? me: for how much Noob: 1 oak plank me : 200 oaks its a deal noob: noob Me: u the one with no *curse* pick so stfu Noob: Reported Ten mins later im in his house noob: i dont want u in my house Me: why Noob: beecause u say bad things Me: ur mom said bad things to me last night i aint complaining (kicked me out) In there again Noob: GET OUT!!! Me: NO UR MOM STILL OWES ME He logs out heroes get remembered, legends never dieR.I.P Cliff Burton, one true Bassist, © Iron Maiden (below) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I got this lvl 20 guy calling me an autoer coz I wasn't replying to him. I didn't know he was talking to me coz I had my public chat off and apparently he reported me for it :evil: lya_helix you stole my first name!! (Lyra) Grr.. I get annoyed when there's someone with the same name as me :wall: Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I got this lvl 20 guy calling me an autoer coz I wasn't replying to him. I didn't know he was talking to me coz I had my public chat off and apparently he reported me for it :evil: lya_helix you stole my first name!! (Lyra) Grr.. I get annoyed when there's someone with the same name as me :wall: hee hee Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkehriku Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 noobs say the most random stuff sometimes and it makes me wonder if they are actually that stupid or they are just messing around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Video_Tycoon Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Lvl 4 = noob Me = Me! Go me! noob: Hey wassup u a.hol me: wat did u just say? *I report for breaking rule #1* noob: I said i have full rune me: no u didn't *trade screen appears* *noob shows full rune and accepts* *I get full rune* noob: see? me: no, try again *i get full rune again* noob: wat about now? me: yea noob: no give it back *I give back one set* *noob walks away* I got full rune and sold it! :XD: It was funny too. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceScope Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 noobs say the most random stuff sometimes and it makes me wonder if they are actually that stupid or they are just messing around I often wonder the exact same thing. Sometimes I see so many stupid noobs, (or high lvls even) i often wonder if I'm the only smart person on Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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