December 12, 200619 yr one time when i was just picking onions for some reason, this girl walks up to me and :uhh: well u can see what happened... i was laughing so hard by the end :lol: w00t first post of pg 56 A strange lady travels across the land offering sandwiches and gets crazy mad when you pick the wrong one. She is the sandwich lady, and I hate her with every fiber of my being. DEATH TO SANDWICH LADY! :thumbsup:
December 12, 200619 yr You can't imagine the stories I've seen in my travels... here's the repeating one, in generic, choose your own noobventure format: N00b (via PM): I am jagex/java/AG/mod, and we are troubleshooting/investigating a scam/giving away lottery. Please provide your username/password/security answers so that we may do so. Me: Funny. Most mods I know have a crown next to their name just like mine. *N00b logs* :shame: -DP YOU! YES, YOU! GET OFF MY LAWN!
December 12, 200619 yr My friend acts like a noob sometimes Him: Can I have 100k for a g maul? Me: Lemme think, no I act kinda mean like that because my friends beg me alot *2 minutes later* Him: None of my friends will give me money Him: They're so selfish Me: Well, maybe they don't want to give you money that they Me: Worked for? Why don't you go out and make some? This is my other friend, I thought this conversation was funny :thumbsup: We were ranging ogres by Castle Wars Me: Hello Him: Hello, Range level? Me: 54, you? Him: Nice Me: -.- It's not that good Him: Yes it is, mines only 50 He happens too be wearing full black dragon hide Me: Uh hu, and that's why you're wearing full black d hide Him: It's black chain and plate legs Me: Ok... *Looks him up in highscores, he has 71 range* Me: Then why does it says 72 on your highscores? He continues denying this for many minutes I think it's funny, and can tell he's messing around I was walking in Falador and this noob comes up to me Noob: Will you have cex with me? Me: *Decides to mess around with him* Okay, I live in Seattle *lies* Noob: No, I mean just on here Me: *Gets bored and walks away* I have this friend that is rather wierd and tells me he loves me every month or so... I can't think of anything else :-k **The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary runescaper.**
December 12, 200619 yr This isn't really a noob talking, but whatever. *Friend logs in* Me:Hey, you havent been on in a while Friend:Yeah my harddrive crashed and i had to go buy a new one Me:Wow, that sucks... Friend:Yeah about 700 dollars worth of suck Enjoy :)
December 12, 200619 yr hehehehe: noobpm:yo my names tyler give me your pass mepm:do i look that stupid? noobpm:...mabye... mepm:lol(thank you, your abuse report has been sent) edit:ooooooh i remembered another one! here goes noob starts following me noob:hey friend me:do i know you? noob:ya from 10 years ago me:ive been playing for 2 years me:wanna buy a d long noob:ok *trade screen opens, he offers 1k* me:your about 99k off there buddy noob:reported for item scamming! me:...whatever Click Here!
December 12, 200619 yr Heres one..... *im wielding D long, back then i was level 75* Random person: hey can i buy ur d long???(level 72 girl) Me: (thinking she would make a noob offer)sure, offer?? her: lets see.....let me check my bank Me: sure....(thinks its going to be useless crap) 5 min later her: how about 250k cash, full initiate, full rune, bunch of runes me: :shock: ........uhhh..... her: ok ok ill add this *adds yellow fremmy cape and boots* I press accept, confirmation screen, thought she was going to log, she accepted Her: HA!!! n00b!! d longs 1 mil!!!! me: no...its 100k ...... her: *censored for the young and innocent* me: ok...bye!! her: Im reporting you!! me: for what?? Her: scamming!!!! me: Uhhh you did that yourself.... her: can i plz i have it back?!?!?!? me: fine fine since im nice.... confirmation screen, i press decline me: SUCKER!!!! MUAHAHAHA logged........ Me in castle wars- combat 79ish sees n00b archers me: lol..... them: attack!!! they shoot and hit 0s me: *walks slowly toward the wall and climbs a rope.* them: oh noes!!!! me: *masacres 5 noobs in like 5 seconds* me: :mrgreen: me=combat 82 me: did you get the new item?? friend: what is it?? me: its a lightsaber (sarcastic) friend: RLY?!?!...what does it do?? me: well theres 3 colors....blue=rune green addy red=dragon friend: tell me more!! me: well....you can deflect mage attacks if your really strong friend: how much are they!?!?!? I REALLY WANT ONE!! me: sorry, thats only in starwars. Yeah kinda stupid but he believed me
December 12, 200619 yr A friend of mine sayed to me in a private message that he was going 2 pest control. What does that mean?? I afraid that mean something bad. Can any one help me?? ^^ Quote from official forums :lol:
December 12, 200619 yr Me: Buying White Knight Gloves 3k (Desperate lol) Noob: Reported. Me: For what? Noob: The price is blahblahblah (I forgot the price) and you were putting in more money. Me: Ok..O_O
December 12, 200619 yr nice, 55 pages! I went upto 17 and then i skipped to 55 lol. a noob came and said: noob:omg, i just finished watching the fallador massacre. me:......(heeheheheheh) you know, someone can still do that, jagex never fixed the bug... noob: oh no!!! (he was wearing full bronze) me: matter of fact, i want ur bronze, ill kill u for it. noob:noo! plz,dont! me:*TAKES out rubber chicken and whams him* noob: noooo!!! me:attack the guard and i will stop! noob:ok *attacks guard* ok, now stop! me:*i stand where guard is* no! die!!! noob: noooooooooooooooooooooo me:wow, he really died! didnt he know that the guard was hitting the numbers? i only looked like i hit him..... lvl 125:apperently not.. me:*picks up addy armor and sells to gen store. then drops spoils on ground* you picked up his addy armor? you said he was wearing bronze.... He just made it up -.- nobody is THAT stupid + a random lvl 125 lol the guy wouldve just ran away Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.
December 12, 200619 yr I was walking in Falador and this noob comes up to me Noob: Will you have cex with me? Me: *Decides to mess around with him* Okay, I live in Seattle *lies* Noob: No, I mean just on here Me: *Gets bored and walks away* rofl, I think i'll try that one next time. I don't really have many funny stories. There was this one time were a noob came up to me whilst I was woodcutting. Him: Wc levul? Me: 94 Him: Haha im 99 Me: Oh ok *Checks Highscores* Me: You're 49 Woodcutting... Him: No i am not, im 99 Me: Ok then I believe you.... Ah there was another time were I was waiting for a friend at Lumbridge. Her: Haha level 106 Me: Yes? Her: My main is level 702 Me: Oh really? Her: Yeah, don't you believe me? Me: No the highest combat level is 126. Turns out she had a account named tztok jad -.-
December 12, 200619 yr This is from the other side of the spectrum of noobiness... I was in good old Castle Wars with my mage gear (only chaos runes and blue wizard :() and lvl 67. About midway during the game a level 80 something climbed a rope, kindly deposed of a level 37 in a few seconds and whipped me. Cheeky bugger. Full Health: Him:haha noob pwnage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 75% Health, hes whipped me a 5: Him:lucky noob Half Health, he hits me with a 8: Him:take that you cheatin n00b Nearly Dead, I'm bouncing on half health: Him:wtf reported Him:bet u dont even hav decent melee I deliver my final death blow with a d scimmy, wearing full rune and a warrior helm. :mrgreen: http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/6/Griffin+3542.png
December 12, 200619 yr anyone ever had this happen? i dontr really go on the that much, but i was walking around and decided to make full bronse and give it out, (ya i was bored), but i would only give it out to someone nice, not a beggar. i was walking around in full (G)dhide :thumbsup: and a coulple of people started talking, watever. eventually i had a nice conversation with a lvl 8 dude with anly the training sword and shield... Noob: well it was nice talking to u me: wait folo me to the bank iull gve u some free bronse for free Noob: no way ur just gonna lead me to wildy me: Lumbrige is nowhere near the wilderness... Noob: ya well im new, u could be tricking me. i ran to the bank and got it, and he PM me saying that he was gonna ignore and report me for scamming... next time i wont be nice! sad thng is, even if i did go to the wildy with him, he could probubly get back all his stuff from the trainers around lumbrige
December 12, 200619 yr I do love free worlds :P they come up with the best noobs im tryin to sell my rune to start merchanting: me: selling rune kite noob wishes to trade with you me accept, then put up kite he offers me several junk items, and about 2k in coins me: ... noob: wt u want me:er im sellin for 50000 noob: *declines* rip off me: lol me sellin full rune this is not the only example i ha e had in the last 5 mins, ive been offered boots, wizard hats, iron daggers, arrows that are bronze or iron. I finally sold my rune kite for 50k anyone interested in rune itesm, pm me in game in next 30mins acrually a few more funny offers i didnt even bother pttin up what i was selling and sorry but noobs trade the funiest things :roll: EDIT: sorry i forgot to take out the noobs names :oops:
December 12, 200619 yr heh, im sure everyone's heard this one, but here goes: I'm in Al Kharid on an f2p server, my friend pms me and says: "can u buy meh an addy pl8 body and kite sheld?" I'm nice, so I say "sure" me:buying addy pl8 body and kite noob:Symph, ill sell me:kk *trades* me:how much? noob:200k me:umm... that's scamming (I didn't report him tho) the roughly 23 other ppl in bank: reported! Scammer noob! noob:o ya? well, im reporting all u 4 being *censered* n33bs! *noob logs out* me:... :-w I know thats been said here like 20 times, but eh, what's one more? : thats not scaming. Yeah, I know, but im trying to make the quote as close to the real convo as possible, and when this happened, "scamming" was the first thing that I thought of. Also, please note: 1. I was buying only the platebody and kite sheild, 2. I was buying addy, not addy(t) or addy(g), 3. I did say that I myself did not report him, but the others in the bank might have. ^It's funny because it's WRONG^Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
December 13, 200619 yr Hey every1 on tipit...im not sure if u saw my last past or not, but this jus happened lik 5 mins ago...i was choppin yews noob: hey yal im a bad gandma bustinn moves me: lol no1 is talkin to you noob: wat are u talkin about im the most popular guy here every1 types rofl noob: stop makin fun of me!!!!!!! :wall: me: y??? nooob: can i buy ur hat [santa hat] me: srry its untradeable noob: so y do you have it... me: umm mayb cuz im not a noob lik you noob runs off oh n i remember this one...mining coal in guild noob1: yo hommie noob2: yo me: r u guys wanna be gangsters noob1: no we bros n we luv ****** (another word for buggin...starts with pi) pll off me: ok w.e noobs: stop makin fun of me :( me: lol noobs noob1: reported for bug abuse me: do u even know what bug abuse is? noob2: ya buggin someone...duh!!! Me in my head: ****** noobs (another word for dumb)
December 13, 200619 yr one time when i was just picking onions for some reason, this girl walks up to me and :uhh: well u can see what happened... i was laughing so hard by the end :lol: w00t first post of pg 56 Is it just my imagination? Or did someone already post this? **The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary runescaper.**
December 13, 200619 yr I got a few just a little bit ago: Noob: BUYING CLUE SCROLL! another one (on me unfortunately) I was selling 2k pure ess, and unfortunately I made the huge mistake of misreading the screen. I saw 200k, but what was really there was only 20k. So I lost 180k. Then I asked him for a refund, lol. one more: I had just decided to start merchanting a little in order to buy myself a cannon. *A dream that unfortunately still has not come true* I had a deal to mine 10k pure essence for a friend and he would get it for me. *Bad deal for me; I didn't know before but I do know now.* I eventually got about 9.5k, and then I have no idea whatever happened to it. I never got the cannon, and I never got a large amount of cash. I think I might have given it away, or dropped it, but I have no idea where it went to. Lol, if I did something like that then I hope I made somebody very very happy.
December 13, 200619 yr I had just decided to start merchanting a little in order to buy myself a cannon. *A dream that unfortunately still has not come true* I had a deal to mine 10k pure essence for a friend and he would get it for me. *Bad deal for me; I didn't know before but I do know now.* I eventually got about 9.5k, and then I have no idea whatever happened to it. I never got the cannon, and I never got a large amount of cash. I think I might have given it away, or dropped it, but I have no idea where it went to. Lol, if I did something like that then I hope I made somebody very very happy. You think that's bad? I had just finished some abyss crafting and I was in castle wars. I withdrew my first whip (when 3m, how much it cost at the time, was all I had). I meant to drop the bronze pick I had and equip the whip, and then I entered the castle wars game. I didn't notice until when I tried to attack someone with the spec that I had no spec, but rather had a bronze pick. I was slightly annoyed that I had dropped my whip in castlewars. I ran out to find a guy screaming he had found a whip. He offered to give me half the money back, put up the money, and declined, saying that he only gives money to mormons (WTH?!)
December 13, 200619 yr so im in school talkin to my buddy zach and i said we should go train on some hill giants and ill give ya some cooked swordies so you dont die and i guess he got something mixed up and he says "you can mine swordfish?"
December 13, 200619 yr This is one that happened recently, during my bout with the Mutes. I'm in Draynor VIllage, and a lvl 13 (I am lvl 47) comes up and says: 13: Hi. Me: Wave emote 13: I said hi idiot Me: Waves again 13: I buy ur hat (black beret) Me: Scratch Head 13: 10k! Me: *Laughs* 13: 50! Me: *No.* 13: 150k! Me: *Nod, beckon to bank* lvl 76: dont do it man hes a scammer 13: reported! Still alive, still alive.
December 13, 200619 yr Im ranging chaos druid warriors under yanille, another guy comes down and starts killing them to, I then see a unid just lying there and grab it because I assumed he didnt want it cause he didnt pick it up before then, dont remember exactly how it goes, but something like this. guy: wtf, i hate noobs, why cant they just go world hop me: hey i was here first and you didnt pick it up guy: you have been here for 10 hours? (does this guy have a life?) me: no, but you havent been here for the past 2. (about how long I had been playing) guy: well, I had to go to lunch an hour ago (its like 4pm) me: whatever guy logs out Current goal: Getting enough prayer pots to finish my last four quests. Come to the dark side. We have cookies and flashlights.
December 13, 200619 yr i recently lost membership so i'm just sticking 2 smithing since i had full guthans on... :x while smithing steel bars in al-kharid... noob:how many coal you have ? me: about 8k left silence for a few seconds... noob: can i have 500 ? me: no..... "bank trip while beeing followed... " noob:plz i give you 2k buy it 2k for 500 coal me: hum ? 2k ? me:No thank you noob:nooooooob a few more bank trips later i noticed some1 in the bank... guess who ? noob:need 500 free coal oh btw... while posting this...i had a miles random... didn't c him... just got teled to lumby castle... but my warspear was placed on my inventory... :wall: :wall: :wall:
December 13, 200619 yr I have something sort of funny. (In east faladore bank) person: Is this west varrock bank? I thought it was kinda funny, don't know about you. I'll post if I get something better. :)
December 14, 200619 yr didn't c him... just got teled to lumby castle... but my warspear was placed on my inventory... :wall: :wall: :wall: Haahaa, that stinks :P
December 14, 200619 yr i took this while farming at fally world 99. it and my siggy are within five minutes of each other. stupid secateurs. :roll:
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