Flip_pnoy_b_0_y Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Me pking: Me:Help me kill this guy before he teles! Noob wearing 4 items:NO! I don't wanna get skulled! Me:Prayer level? Noob:30 Me:If you die, just prot your rune scim. Noob:No, if I die, I lose all my stuff. *akward silence* Me:Lol, It's not like I can attack you anyways *friend comes* Friend:Just help my friend kill him! Noob:I don't wanna unless you give me teles. Me:W/e Noob:Bye *logs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_Ewan_1 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 noob: buy your granite plate, shield and helm for my rune legs. me: no ty noob my rume legs and pl8 for all that then me:no way noob:shield, legs and pl8 me: buy the whole set or nothing noob: I don't have 2 mill( i told him price of full granite) me: too bad teles to varrock becuase i was low on hp, we were at zombies, lvl2 stronghold of security Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omirzan Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 lol i saw this guy with the mining skillcape on f2p lumbridge. he did emote and noobs started folloing him... sooooooo funny saying things like: what crafting lvl do i have to be to make that? is that a holiday thing? where can i get that? :-s lol :thumbsup: :thumbsup: d drops/ legs(0) chain (0) axes (0) skirts (0) meds(0)/ visage! (0)/ rings (0)-My Blog! Don't forget to post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxer5543 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Lol I was in lumby and some noob said selling my hat 10k! Then i looked at his hat and he had on santa. And then some nooby lvl 20 with 10k comes in and trades him right before I do. Then after like 10 seconds of being in a trade the lvl 20 is now wearing a santa. That was so funny, but I was pretty mad that i didn't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 we all know how noobs say their main could own you then log out and r never seen again.i changed that :) Me: lvl 5 Noob: lvl 54 Me: Hi. Noob: Noob Me: wut? Noob: Ur a noob Me: My main could own you. go to wildy this world Noob: Yea never heard that one before... (we go to wildy) As i logged he said: Wont be seein u again Then i logged on on my lvl 70 and wiped him out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got his full mith :P The moral of the story? Trust ppl when they say their main could own u :twisted: Happened to me at crafting guild awhile ago. I doubted that someone had a high combat main, they teleported it across the members and brought it to the guild just to prove me wrong. I think I still one, by inconvienincing him and forcing him to log out, I got to finish my gold mining without chalenge and wasted 5 minutes of his time. Was it really worth it to prove me wrong? Oh well, that only happens about 1 in 500 chalenges to the "mains" existance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzman2b Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 noob- hi me- sup noob- wanna buy a rune pl8 for 105k? me- nty way overpriced lol :( noob- no its not noob! buy it now or ill ban you me- how????? noob- im a player mod noob me- ok where is yur silver crown? noob- reported noob then he logs :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fekambard Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 I've read a few of these posts, and I've come to 2 possible conclusions: 1) Many are lies and made up, no-one is that daft. :notalk: or 2) I am so damn lucky not to meet people like that. :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kloffy Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 A noob tried to trade me 1 bronze bolt, 1 water, 1 chaos and body tally. I told him they were useful to him, and he goes and trys someone else (a lvl 70). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WookieeMania12 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Want humor? player1: free stuff plz me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you! player1: ??? me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country! player1: free stuff me: What? You giva me free staff? player1: noob. :ohnoes: player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name? me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice! player2: cool! Where do you live? me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan! player2: how old are u me: I ama 40-yearsa old! player2: I cant be friends with u, sry player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan! player3: stfu noob ur a mod me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying! =D> We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Want humor? player1: free stuff plz me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you! player1: ??? me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country! player1: free stuff me: What? You giva me free staff? player1: noob. :ohnoes: player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name? me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice! player2: cool! Where do you live? me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan! player2: how old are u me: I ama 40-yearsa old! player2: I cant be friends with u, sry player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan! player3: stfu noob ur a mod me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying! =D> :XD: Thats the best one for a few dozen pages.. I haven't had many good ones, just typical 'trust trade' scammers... :| There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WookieeMania12 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Want humor? player1: free stuff plz me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you! player1: ??? me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country! player1: free stuff me: What? You giva me free staff? player1: noob. :ohnoes: player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name? me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice! player2: cool! Where do you live? me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan! player2: how old are u me: I ama 40-yearsa old! player2: I cant be friends with u, sry player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan! player3: stfu noob ur a mod me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying! =D> :XD: Thats the best one for a few dozen pages.. I haven't had many good ones, just typical 'trust trade' scammers... :| Why thanks! Anyway, I forgot to add one more: player4: Aba, give me pass. I'm jagex me: No! I love my pass, Jagex. That mean I go find more passes player4: Aba, please give me your pass or you will be sorry me: No! My pass nice! player4: You stink [out of character for Jagex] me: You stink, jagex! I took shower [he never said a word again after that] We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddudy Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Want humor? player1: free stuff plz me: Jaz su masc! My nama Borat! I like you! player1: ??? me: I am froma Kazahkstan! Very nice country! player1: free stuff me: What? You giva me free staff? player1: noob. :ohnoes: player2:Aba, whats that silver crown next to your name? me: Jaz su masc! I ama Borat. This crown is froma Kazahkstan! Is nice! player2: cool! Where do you live? me: I told you! I am froma Kazakhstan! player2: how old are u me: I ama 40-yearsa old! player2: I cant be friends with u, sry player3: Hey aba. I want 50k plz me: Whatt??? You don't give 50k free. You get executed in Kazakhstan! player3: stfu noob ur a mod me: Mod??? I do not know what you are saying! =D> cant belive u went borat on noobs lol rarely ever check forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I was staning in lumby. You know how when you stand by a man, your image covers his? I had some fun with it. :thumbsup: He was a level 3 fresh out of tutorial island. I attacked a man that he was covering. Noob: Stop! Me: What? Noob: Stop killing me!!! Me: I'm not I'm killing a man. Noob: No your not! Me: Move your mouse over yourself. Noob: Now what? (By this time the man was dead and our noob still thought he was dying :uhh: ) Me: There, It's over. Noob: What? I have an invincible glitch? Me: Um, yeah, thats it exactly. Noob: Im gonna get the best stuff I can get and hit the wildy! :? You do that buddy. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hybrid2hell Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Wow, its hard to believe he knew about the wildy while he was fresh off of tutorial island :lol: I engineered this thread with precise variables that I know would cause lul-worthy flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holylord Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 i have a funny one this guy is actually a noob in real life (my little 9 years brother :shock: ) well i was once just busy playing nothing imporant then a lvl 3 comes up (dont know him) he: hey you noob me: yes ?? he: i kissed your girlfriend i real life lol me: (actually laughing in my self) yeah i know she's good huh? he: mhhh i also did al lot of other stuff with her (actually now i was wondering who he was ) me:wow wow question here how you know i am having a relation ? he: emmmmm i just know then afterwards i went checking will still logged in what my bro was doing and when i went down he was all happy, well i am evil you know so i went back on our convo :P me: hey may i say one thing before i go? he: yeah sure noob me: i have a little brother you know he: and i care? me: i have always wonderd shall i throw out the window? he: no thats bad dont me: why not? he:well just dont me: muhahaha i think i am going down right now to do it he:noooo please i am your brother its me (name here) me: noo you cant because my brother would know if he talks about my girl he dies :twisted: he:loggs after that i heared my brorther asks my dad :dad dad my brother is going to hurt me thinking: jentsemsh great success (borat O:) ) please if you have the time add twinsen345 for a chat i always love to talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hybrid2hell Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Tell your little brother that RS is a game for people who are 13+ years of age, and that kids like him are kinda ruining the game. I engineered this thread with precise variables that I know would cause lul-worthy flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guywho Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 aight so check tis out this guy was asking me for a job...sum reason i have tis guy as a friend but i dont even remember how i met him...check tis ou...then he ask me how many bars takes to make a mith full helm noob:how many bars is a full helm? noob:2 bars? me: 3 bars for a ful and 1 for a med noob:hacker!!!!! noob:Stupid Hacker!!! me:man your so annoying i dont c how u got friends in rl long pause noob:how much is tin and copper? me:idk 20each? noob:scammer!! noob:trying to buy for low price u scammer! i try to help people and i get called out y me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 i try to help people and i get called out y me I try to help people exactly Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guywho Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 i couldnt find like a pro says the funniest thing so yea seeing a high level person idk like 120+ i dont htink u can go that high but yea just trying to strike a conversation but i think i did it in a bad way me:i am assuming u have no lyfe or a member me:am i right in any way her:u r are just a nasty meany player her:tats all i can say me:if it feels better i have no lyfe too her:and we dont need players like u in the game her:so ur reported she logs off can i get reported for saying sumthing like tat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallettheif Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 No. She most likely bought her account, which means she's a n00b. The game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody_scife Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 My friend and I are playing Castle Wars. Some level 41 with a granite maul comes up to me and says: Him:Would you like to be killed by me? Me:No thank you. I admire your grammar, though. Him:Oh, okay. And thank you. Me: =D Another person on his team walks over. He's about level 100, and begins attacking me. First guy:Why are you doing that? Other guy:It's the object of the game. Me:He's right. First Guy:Why can't we all just get along? My Friend: (just now coming over; he's level 123 and kills the level 100 who is attacking me easily) omg, lv 41 didnt evn tri 2 kill you? Me:Nope. First Guy:We should hang out sometime. Me and my friend: Sounds good. Not neccesarily a noob situation. I thought it was a bit funny, though, that he's level 41 and asked me if I wanted to be killed, during a game of castle wars. I took screenshots of the whole thing; unfortunately, though, my old computer is broken and I never got around to putting them on photobucket. 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicocanete Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 (in varrok palace-in the bedroom at the time) noob:get out of my house me:its not urs noob:reported me:ok... (noob follows me saying i hav no life, etc etc That was my brother LOL! ~Icicle900 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darinluver17 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Me (Screwing Around): Selling Bronze Pickaxe! Me: Selling Bronze Pickaxe! Level 67: Hey, how much for that bronze pickaxe? Me: 3gp, please. Level 67: Darn! I Can't Afford That! Response: I would think that the drops from getting Level 67 combat would cover the price of a bronze pickaxe. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 lvl118: Hi me: Hi lvl118: Could you show me seers village plz? me:Um yea sure! (after 10mins) me: this is the place lvl118: omg thx lvl:118 u rock lvl 124 me: haha thx lvl118: sow where do you live? me: Chicago why? lvl118: omfg! scammer cheater etc lvl118: Chicago doesn't excist lvl118: reported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 lvl118: Chicago doesn't excist Lmao :XD: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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