danelennon Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I guess that this is more like a noob saying the funniest thing, but the other day when I was killing hellhounds for my slayer task, a guy logged in next to me, said 'reported', and then logged back out again. It made me laugh >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh181830 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Win. LOL, that's so funny: "you called me a lmao" LOL :lol: Swarm almost killed him too \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildy58 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 I once at the Crafting Guild one time and some guy started flaming me because I was mining the same rock as him. I called him a noob and said that he should learn to spell. Being a complete hypocrite and thust using my insult, he tells me this: "Learn How To Speel" "Spell*" Not that funny, but still. ;) Not funny. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Win. LOL, that's so funny: "you called me a lmao" LOL :lol: Swarm almost killed him too \ That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen... :lol: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Win. LOL, that's so funny: "you called me a lmao" LOL :lol: Swarm almost killed him too \ That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen... :lol: I was laughing the whole way through that. That was one of the best RuneScape videos I have seen in a while :lol: My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcingisbad Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 So i was fly fishing at Lumbridge and i got this random conversation Who would't like to have slaves anyways \ \ R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beethovens29 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 i remember when i was a noob, i would bother those members hanging out in varrock square just for laughs. you wouldn't believe the reactions i got :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatguy9494 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 This one just happened today. I was standing near the Lumbridge cow field talking to my friend on private and wielding skull sceptre. A level 36 walked up to me and this happened: Noob: Hi Me: Hey Noob: Nice weapon Me: Thanks Noob: What is it? Me: A skull sceptre Noob: Cool *There was about a minute pause* Noob: I can't wait Me: For? Noob: My dad is going to buy me 1m off of a website! *Thank you, your report abuse has been recieved* Me: You know that's against the rules, right? Noob: No it's not Me: Yea, it's real world trading Me: It's the reason that the wild is gone Me: And the reason for the trade limit Noob: Oh well Then he went on asking what my stats were and I managed to get away by telling him that my friend wanted me to go to her world. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattjosh120 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 there is one time... just now actually peson: hey *lagging, so i don't anwser* person:hello..? person: hey green haired dude! me:sorry, laggin person: ok can i interveiw you? me (playing along) :sure! person: O.K, say hi gritchmas! me(bewildered):hi gritchmas! person:great! *silence* me:can i go now...? person: no, 2 questions...do you like banana-bread? me:yeah it's ok person:, good, do you like cookies? me: who doesn't? person: lol person:thank you for ur time! * :shock: she walks away, leaving me wonderin wat the heck just happened :shock: * kk the person wasn't a noob just thought i'd put it on lol :twisted: Capn MJ O_o - Captain of "Lol" Clan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safescott Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I have one: Noob: Help me plz Me: With what? Noob: Blk Knites Fortress Me: Sorry, I'm busy right now Noob: U noob Then he walked away and continued to beg for help... :-# (And yes, he did type like that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ileikmudkipz Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior_B666 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 :lol: That was so funny :XD: [hide=Funny Quote]Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensualRunescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Win. HAHA :lol: "Can you tak me to thw wizrds tower plz?" That was really random >.> Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 first post on these fourms since roll back and my comp being messed up any ways this is why i need my members back faster :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realscot Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 After 1 week of playing runescape F2P i was hooked, so I decided to splash out on members. About a week later I was combat 20 something, and was chopping down willows in seer's village. I had managed to save around 300k (was still pretty much a RS noob and hardly new anything about the game) and saw a guy having a BSale. *note this is like 1.5 years ago.. no trade laws etc* He was like lvl 60cmbt so I traded him.. He had a few things, and among that was a Dragon WC Axe.. so i asked about it.. having only ever seen other players much higher than me with one. He put just it in trade.. and asked me to offer.. I said I had no idea what it was worth.. which was genuine.. i'd never even been on a RS forum before. He then asked how much cash I had.. and I showed him my 300k in the trade window. He said "ok" and clicked accept.. so i accepted.. thinking.. damn that axe is expensive. Then he said.. "wait a minute noob! thats only 300k not 3mil.." i was like.. yeah thats why it said "300K" in the trade window. He then asked for it back.. so I went to trade it back to him.. not knowing that I really didnt have to.. but he wasnt willing to give me my money back, so i declined trade. He then went on and said "reported for item scamming" which i didnt think was fair.. I'd have given him his axe back had he returned my money... So to this day I still have that dwcaxe, and even in todays lower price it's a bargain \ I never heard anything from Jagex. And finally.. a little rhyme I saw someone type while fighting fire giants with full bandos on... *Milkshake parody* My god sword brings all the noobs to the yard, they're like, wunna buy me shard. Damn right, i'd hit you hard, i'd spec ya, but i have to recharge.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 :lol: That was so funny :XD: Yeah, the story about that Minimudkip noob rocked. Seriously, are you always such a jack@ss or was it just for Tip.it? You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remadin Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Noob: Can I have your full rune? Me: How much will you pay me? Noob: Is 1423gp*(rough estimate, not exact)* enough? Me: Nope sorry, can you even wear rune? Noob: Stop making people pay to much! I'm already paying you more than I should! And of course I can, I can cast spells with runes, so I should be able to wear rune armor. Me: I'm sorry, it dosn't work that way. Noob: I'm reporting you for lying! YOu just want all the rune armor for yourself! Lol!! :lol: - Rem. : Please visit our forums !! Click the link!! Register; and get posting!CLICK! ---> http://dantay800.com/forum1/index.php <---CLICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 :lol: I don't think a new player believing one of your spiteful lies counts as "noobs saying something funny". All I see is you being mean to a new player who was just asking for some help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajk822 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 ^^ I was just woodcutting with you the other day. Didn't realize you were 99 though. 4031st person to 99 Thieving on 5/25/2008If anyone plays NBA Live '08 online on the Wii please PM me. I'm up for anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHunted616 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I think it's funny when someone says I cannot train strength with my whip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ileikmudkipz Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 :lol: I don't think a new player believing one of your spiteful lies counts as "noobs saying something funny". All I see is you being mean to a new player who was just asking for some help. actually i was being the noob there, not him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I was at the G.E., and a noob level 7 walked up to me and said can I have 100 GP I've never had that much before. I gave him 3k, and naturally, he was ecstatic. He thanked me and left. I hung out for a while longer, and next thing I know, there's upwards of 20 noobs all asking me for money, with the first noob at the head of the crowd! Noobs are like ducks! Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I was at the G.E., and a noob level 7 walked up to me and said can I have 100 GP I've never had that much before. I gave him 3k, and naturally, he was ecstatic. He thanked me and left. I hung out for a while longer, and next thing I know, there's upwards of 20 noobs all asking me for money, with the first noob at the head of the crowd! Noobs are like ducks! Word spreads fast among the newbies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 This was after I killed someone at the Duel Arena. Me: gf Noob:Ok sure bf Me: It means "good fight" Noob: Sure it does Me: ok then... (2 days later) Noob: How's it going bf? Me: wtf? Noob: Wanna come to my house She was quickly deleted and added to ignore :lol: Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh181830 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 This was after I killed someone at the Duel Arena. Me: gf Noob:Ok sure bf Me: It means "good fight" Noob: Sure it does Me: ok then... (2 days later) Noob: How's it going bf? Me: wtf? Noob: Wanna come to my house She was quickly deleted and added to ignore :lol: bf = bad fight :lol: just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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