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I once at the Crafting Guild one time and some guy started flaming me because I was mining the same rock as him. I called him a noob and said that he should learn to spell. Being a complete hypocrite and thust using my insult, he tells me this:

 

 

 

"Learn How To Speel"

 

"Spell*"

 

 

 

Not that funny, but still. ;)

 

 

 

Not funny.

 

 

 

Priceless.

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Win.

 

 

 

LOL, that's so funny: "you called me a lmao" LOL :lol:

 

 

 

Swarm almost killed him too \'

 

 

 

 

 

That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen... :lol:

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Win.

 

 

 

LOL, that's so funny: "you called me a lmao" LOL :lol:

 

 

 

Swarm almost killed him too \'

 

 

 

 

 

That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen... :lol:

 

 

 

I was laughing the whole way through that. That was one of the best RuneScape videos I have seen in a while :lol:

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This one just happened today.

 

 

 

I was standing near the Lumbridge cow field talking to my friend on private and wielding skull sceptre. A level 36 walked up to me and this happened:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hey

 

Noob: Nice weapon

 

Me: Thanks

 

Noob: What is it?

 

Me: A skull sceptre

 

Noob: Cool

 

*There was about a minute pause*

 

Noob: I can't wait

 

Me: For?

 

Noob: My dad is going to buy me 1m off of a website!

 

*Thank you, your report abuse has been recieved*

 

Me: You know that's against the rules, right?

 

Noob: No it's not

 

Me: Yea, it's real world trading

 

Me: It's the reason that the wild is gone

 

Me: And the reason for the trade limit

 

Noob: Oh well

 

 

 

Then he went on asking what my stats were and I managed to get away by telling him that my friend wanted me to go to her world.

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there is one time...

 

just now actually

 

peson: hey

 

*lagging, so i don't anwser*

 

person:hello..?

 

person: hey green haired dude!

 

me:sorry, laggin

 

person: ok can i interveiw you?

 

me (playing along) :sure!

 

person: O.K, say hi gritchmas!

 

me(bewildered):hi gritchmas!

 

person:great!

 

*silence*

 

me:can i go now...?

 

person: no, 2 questions...do you like banana-bread?

 

me:yeah it's ok

 

person:, good, do you like cookies?

 

me: who doesn't?

 

person: lol

 

person:thank you for ur time!

 

* :shock: she walks away, leaving me wonderin wat the heck just happened :shock: *

 

 

 

kk the person wasn't a noob just thought i'd put it on lol :twisted:

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I have one:

 

 

 

Noob: Help me plz

 

Me: With what?

 

Noob: Blk Knites Fortress

 

Me: Sorry, I'm busy right now

 

Noob: U noob

 

 

 

Then he walked away and continued to beg for help... :-#

 

(And yes, he did type like that).

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That was so funny :XD:

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After 1 week of playing runescape F2P i was hooked, so I decided to splash out on members. About a week later I was combat 20 something, and was chopping down willows in seer's village. I had managed to save around 300k (was still pretty much a RS noob and hardly new anything about the game) and saw a guy having a BSale. *note this is like 1.5 years ago.. no trade laws etc* He was like lvl 60cmbt so I traded him.. He had a few things, and among that was a Dragon WC Axe.. so i asked about it.. having only ever seen other players much higher than me with one. He put just it in trade.. and asked me to offer.. I said I had no idea what it was worth.. which was genuine.. i'd never even been on a RS forum before. He then asked how much cash I had.. and I showed him my 300k in the trade window. He said "ok" and clicked accept.. so i accepted.. thinking.. damn that axe is expensive.

 

Then he said.. "wait a minute noob! thats only 300k not 3mil.." i was like.. yeah thats why it said "300K" in the trade window.

 

He then asked for it back.. so I went to trade it back to him.. not knowing that I really didnt have to.. but he wasnt willing to give me my money back, so i declined trade. He then went on and said "reported for item scamming" which i didnt think was fair.. I'd have given him his axe back had he returned my money...

 

So to this day I still have that dwcaxe, and even in todays lower price it's a bargain \' I never heard anything from Jagex.

 

 

 

And finally.. a little rhyme I saw someone type while fighting fire giants with full bandos on... *Milkshake parody*

 

My god sword brings all the noobs to the yard, they're like, wunna buy me shard.

 

Damn right, i'd hit you hard, i'd spec ya, but i have to recharge..

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Noob: Can I have your full rune?

 

Me: How much will you pay me?

 

Noob: Is 1423gp*(rough estimate, not exact)* enough?

 

Me: Nope sorry, can you even wear rune?

 

Noob: Stop making people pay to much! I'm already paying you more than I should! And of course I can, I can cast spells with runes, so I should be able to wear rune armor.

 

Me: I'm sorry, it dosn't work that way.

 

Noob: I'm reporting you for lying! YOu just want all the rune armor for yourself!

 

 

 

Lol!! :lol:

 

 

 

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^^ I was just woodcutting with you the other day. Didn't realize you were 99 though.

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I was at the G.E., and a noob level 7 walked up to me and said can I have 100 GP I've never had that much before. I gave him 3k, and naturally, he was ecstatic. He thanked me and left. I hung out for a while longer, and next thing I know, there's upwards of 20 noobs all asking me for money, with the first noob at the head of the crowd! Noobs are like ducks!

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I was at the G.E., and a noob level 7 walked up to me and said can I have 100 GP I've never had that much before. I gave him 3k, and naturally, he was ecstatic. He thanked me and left. I hung out for a while longer, and next thing I know, there's upwards of 20 noobs all asking me for money, with the first noob at the head of the crowd! Noobs are like ducks!

 

 

 

Word spreads fast among the newbies!

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This was after I killed someone at the Duel Arena.

 

 

 

Me: gf

 

Noob:Ok sure bf

 

Me: It means "good fight"

 

Noob: Sure it does

 

Me: ok then...

 

(2 days later)

 

Noob: How's it going bf?

 

Me: wtf?

 

Noob: Wanna come to my house

 

 

 

She was quickly deleted and added to ignore :lol:

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This was after I killed someone at the Duel Arena.

 

 

 

Me: gf

 

Noob:Ok sure bf

 

Me: It means "good fight"

 

Noob: Sure it does

 

Me: ok then...

 

(2 days later)

 

Noob: How's it going bf?

 

Me: wtf?

 

Noob: Wanna come to my house

 

 

 

She was quickly deleted and added to ignore :lol:

 

 

 

bf = bad fight

 

 

 

:lol: just kidding.

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