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Why do people spit on the ground for no reason ? To look "hardcore" ? Story is, waiting for the bus I always see these losers [typical deadbeat bogan going to a community college] spitting for no reason. Yesterday it was these two other losers smoking, and I'm guessing they were new to it, and were spitting to get the taste out of their mouths.

 

My brother does stupid things like that. He chews tobacco with his friends even though he hates it because he's a tool and wants to be awesome. Then he spits everywhere all the time.

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Eww chewing tobacco. Make people look like hicks.

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Why do people spit on the ground for no reason ? To look "hardcore" ? Story is, waiting for the bus I always see these losers [typical deadbeat bogan going to a community college] spitting for no reason. Yesterday it was these two other losers smoking, and I'm guessing they were new to it, and were spitting to get the taste out of their mouths.

Spit if you have excess salive in your mouth

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Noobs: We pay we say

JaGeX: How much will you pay?

 

^or phlegm, phlegm sucks. That's the only reason why I spit.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I do spit a lot. It was something I got into the habit of doing while playing soccer so now I do it. I forget how nasty it actually is.

 

I've been really busy for the past three days. Also it's way to hot.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Spit if you have excess salive in your mouth

 

The [bleep] ? Excessive saliva ? That's if you don't naturally swallow, no one does that intentionally.

 

^or phlegm, phlegm sucks. That's the only reason why I spit.

Yeah of course.

 

I do spit a lot. It was something I got into the habit of doing while playing soccer so now I do it.

 

Yeah, on the pitch it's fine, with any sport actually, you're running around, breathing hard and whatnot.

 

This guy was just was sitting there, and every 2 minutes he'd just spit on the pavement in front of him. There were different ways how he did it as well, without going into too much detail he'd spit differently. Sometimes through his teeth, other times he'd hawk out phlegm. :-|

 

Don't know why but it annoys the [bleep] out of me. No one with common decency does that. At least go off to one side and spit on the grass or something.

That sounds awfully like squash...

Bah.

 

Yeah, i know how you fell. You think you've invented something new, but in reality it's been invented a thousand times over...

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Can we stop talking about spitting. It's making me queasy.

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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why does your sig says "I hope it starts raining coffee"?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Got a few people over, put a giant inflatable whale on an even bigger trampoline, and had a rodeo.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Got a few people over, put a giant inflatable whale on an even bigger trampoline, and had a rodeo.

And you always question the intelligence of others... :blink:

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Friends are busy, Dads got my car, I have nothing to do around home and its pissing down rain. I feel like I've lost a part of my life this week. :wacko:

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Got a few people over, put a giant inflatable whale on an even bigger trampoline, and had a rodeo.

And you always question the intelligence of others... :blink:

It's my belief that if something is fun and doesn't cause anyone harm... a little stupidity is justified. :thumbup:

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Sooo I'm only now remembering moments of lasts night drinking binge, here's a highlight of the walk back to a girl's place, which was deceptively far. We were both standing at an intersection when a car stops at his red light. The guy in the passenger's seat yells: "HEY BUDDY. I'D TOTALLY [bleep] YOUR GIRL" right as the light turned green so I yelled back: "WITH WHAAAT? YOUR OVARIES?" but he was pretty far before I could think that one up so I didn't expect a response, but to my surprise I heard a faint "A RAAAAAAKE!".

 

At which point I apparently laughed so hard that I was beginning to form a puddle of drool on the sidewalk. She was not pleased, and I spent the rest of the walk home having a conversation at people passing in cars thinking it was the same guy, and barking at the girl I was with. Like, literally barking.. dunno why but it worked :thumbup:

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"A RAAAAAAKE!"

 

I don't get it. He'd [bleep] your girlfriend with a rake ? :-|

why does your sig says "I hope it starts raining coffee"?

Traditional song in Spanish that talks about the dreams and hopes of farmers.

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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Sooo I'm only now remembering moments of lasts night drinking binge, here's a highlight of the walk back to a girl's place, which was deceptively far. We were both standing at an intersection when a car stops at his red light. The guy in the passenger's seat yells: "HEY BUDDY. I'D TOTALLY [bleep] YOUR GIRL" right as the light turned green so I yelled back: "WITH WHAAAT? YOUR OVARIES?" but he was pretty far before I could think that one up so I didn't expect a response, but to my surprise I heard a faint "A RAAAAAAKE!".

 

At which point I apparently laughed so hard that I was beginning to form a puddle of drool on the sidewalk. She was not pleased, and I spent the rest of the walk home having a conversation at people passing in cars thinking it was the same guy, and barking at the girl I was with. Like, literally barking.. dunno why but it worked :thumbup:

 

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Sooo I'm only now remembering moments of lasts night drinking binge, here's a highlight of the walk back to a girl's place, which was deceptively far. We were both standing at an intersection when a car stops at his red light. The guy in the passenger's seat yells: "HEY BUDDY. I'D TOTALLY [bleep] YOUR GIRL" right as the light turned green so I yelled back: "WITH WHAAAT? YOUR OVARIES?" but he was pretty far before I could think that one up so I didn't expect a response, but to my surprise I heard a faint "A RAAAAAAKE!".

 

At which point I apparently laughed so hard that I was beginning to form a puddle of drool on the sidewalk. She was not pleased, and I spent the rest of the walk home having a conversation at people passing in cars thinking it was the same guy, and barking at the girl I was with. Like, literally barking.. dunno why but it worked :thumbup:

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practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Wow, I'd totally hit that with a rake too.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

What's so funny ? I don't get the joke ! Someone explaaaaaaaain.

Today I will see how accurate the weekly schedule is this time. I figure if I am on the job I am supposed to be on according to said list just once it is an improvement from last week. And despite my dislike for the job it says, I will gladly take it because I am starting to get sick of the surprises.

 

Apart from that, I thought about messaging a friend on facebook but decided that, unless something emergency-like comes up, I will wait until she is out of school for the year. And I am going on about 3 hours of sleep right now, with very little time to try for more (as such, I will not bother), so I should sleep pretty well tonight.

What's so funny ? I don't get the joke ! Someone explaaaaaaaain.

Well, fast said he had ovaries, implying that he wouldn't have the correct body part, then the guy said he'd use a rake instead :P

 

First of 6 exams today :(

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

What's so funny ? I don't get the joke ! Someone explaaaaaaaain.

Well, fast said he had ovaries, implying that he wouldn't have the correct body part, then the guy said he'd use a rake instead :P

 

That it ? I got that but why people found it terribly hilarious, I don't know. :-|

 

Of course fastortoise might have, considering he was probably intoxicated at the time ...

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