Maleficus1055 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Today was my last day of junior year for high school. Thank god. So I go to apply for my permit and I have everything and everything's fine until I go up to the vision test. So I see 4 rows of letters, divided into 2 columns. I read the first row fine, 8 letters. And I fail it because apparently there were 12 letters in a row but all I saw was 8 letters and nothing else. Still think the thing was broken. Now gotta get new glasses and go to the eye doctor, which will take at least another week. Astigmatism sucks. :thumbdown: Class of '11 YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 On a much lighter note, my girlfriend forced me to let her put my hairs into pig tails recently. On top of this, she says she's doing it again and taking pictures. :ohnoes: Why would you let her if you don't want to? Today I was told that having sex with me made her loose 5kg. (not that she needed to ) We're going to start a weight loss program and do infomercials. Giant pants for the before shot, instructional video and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Today was my last day of junior year for high school. Thank god. So I go to apply for my permit and I have everything and everything's fine until I go up to the vision test. So I see 4 rows of letters, divided into 2 columns. I read the first row fine, 8 letters. And I fail it because apparently there were 12 letters in a row but all I saw was 8 letters and nothing else. Still think the thing was broken. Now gotta get new glasses and go to the eye doctor, which will take at least another week. Astigmatism sucks. :thumbdown: Class of '11 YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHWoot sen11rs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maze Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Installing World of Warcraft now. Every MB installed is another piece of my social life being sucked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechzx Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Went to do some grade recovery and came back home to play some Morrowind on P.C then made a peach and blueberry shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Today i make your rusty brain work because you try to work out what this means:Does it mean you speak Dutch?The meaning also means you speak Dutch. But the actual meaning isnt that you speak Dutch. Frenchie flag left, Kraut flag right. You live in a country that's sandwiched between the cheese eating surrender monkeys and schnitzel snarfing Nazis. :grin: Yeah, more appropriatley, I think Dutch and Belgian flags ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 On a much lighter note, my girlfriend forced me to let her put my hairs into pig tails recently. On top of this, she says she's doing it again and taking pictures. :ohnoes: Why would you let her if you don't want to? Today I was told that having sex with me made her loose 5kg. (not that she needed to ) We're going to start a weight loss program and do infomercials. Giant pants for the before shot, instructional video and everything.i.e.: You're making a porno. Went into town today to get out of the house (at last). Felt good being free, haven't felt this happy all month. Maybe im high from Oxygen... Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 On a much lighter note, my girlfriend forced me to let her put my hairs into pig tails recently. On top of this, she says she's doing it again and taking pictures. :ohnoes: Why would you let her if you don't want to? Today I was told that having sex with me made her loose 5kg. (not that she needed to ) We're going to start a weight loss program and do infomercials. Giant pants for the before shot, instructional video and everything.I can see it now.... The [bleep]ers Guide To Losing Weight. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Just dual screened my PC. I feel like a kid in a Candy Store. Shame it wont be in my bedroom for much longer, then I'll feel like a 13yo's bedroom all over again. :( Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 We got Dracula in English today. Good thing, too. King Lear and anything Shakespeare is starting to piss me off. Got my speech mark back. Got dropped into a C mark from a B because mine was too short. :( And now I'm laughing at a conversation a person I know is having on Facebook. Apparently one of my friends (Who's been a real douche all year) took a crap in his shed at a party on the weekend. Epic lulz ensued when a bunch of the person's friends (Upwards of 30) came around to look for my friend. Too bad he wasn't there. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Gaining my Ph.D in non-committal nodding, and effectively transformed all my textbooks into gigantic, papery, expensive tea coasters. [bleep] yeah. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Today i make your rusty brain work because you try to work out what this means:Does it mean you speak Dutch?The meaning also means you speak Dutch. But the actual meaning isnt that you speak Dutch. Frenchie flag left, Kraut flag right. You live in a country that's sandwiched between the cheese eating surrender monkeys and schnitzel snarfing Nazis. :grin: Yeah, more appropriatley, I think Dutch and Belgian flags ... ?Yep the left is a dutch flag and the right is a belgian flag. [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Runar Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 One Finnish site (Kuvalauta.fi, a Finnish version of 4chan) decided to play the song "Juna Kulkee" by Kari Tapio as much as possible on Spotify. According to Spotify Top Lists it's the 16th most popular song in the world right now :shock: Even "better", Kari Tapio is the 3rd most hyped artist on Last.fm. Quite awesome for such a small country and site :) The Runar's (OSRS) DIY blog - most viewed Blogscape blog ever! Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Today... I panicked after some casual browsing on some imageboards. Realised it was a troll and facepalmed hard. Oh and its summer baby@@@ ITS SUMMER!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I was playing Modern Warefare 2 when my mother and sister called that they arrived in Washington DC's airport. (they're there for an awards ceremony). I was playing the No Russian mission. >_> "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 The weekly schedule was correct for Monday, as I did the job it said I was there to do. Now to just finish the week the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I [bleep]ing hate rules that exist purely for their own sake. I just had to get up at 6:30AM in the middle of the summer to go into school because a particular sentence from one of my Finals was written in pencil. They needed me to get up early and hurry down their to trace it over in pen. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I [bleep]ing hate rules that exist purely for their own sake. I just had to get up at 6:30AM in the middle of the summer to go into school because a particular sentence from one of my Finals was written in pencil. They needed me to get up early and hurry down their to trace it over in pen.*wishes he'd had his hands on the test to erase the pencil sentence and lose dizzle some marks.* Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I [bleep]ing hate rules that exist purely for their own sake. I just had to get up at 6:30AM in the middle of the summer to go into school because a particular sentence from one of my Finals was written in pencil. They needed me to get up early and hurry down their to trace it over in pen.*wishes he'd had his hands on the test to erase the pencil sentence and lose dizzle some marks.* You'd think that would be the reason, except some questions we were ONLY allowed to answer in pencil. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Last day of school :thumbup: YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I [bleep]ing hate rules that exist purely for their own sake. I just had to get up at 6:30AM in the middle of the summer to go into school because a particular sentence from one of my Finals was written in pencil. They needed me to get up early and hurry down their to trace it over in pen.I wouldn't have gone. In my opinion, it isn't worth it. If they care that much, mark it as wrong and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I [bleep]ing hate rules that exist purely for their own sake. I just had to get up at 6:30AM in the middle of the summer to go into school because a particular sentence from one of my Finals was written in pencil. They needed me to get up early and hurry down their to trace it over in pen.*wishes he'd had his hands on the test to erase the pencil sentence and lose dizzle some marks.* You'd think that would be the reason, except some questions we were ONLY allowed to answer in pencil.I would say "[bleep] you, mark it wrong." "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Askthedude Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Just found the nail that deflated the back tire of my moped that caused me to slide across the floor as went into a corner <_<Corners at 60km/h with a flat back tire are not good, nicely scraped leg/knee now :(Gonna have to go get that seen to tomorrow... Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldJoe Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 To not make it totally off-topic, i'll first write: Been working on turning an old wooden blue-painted desk into just wood-coloured (will also oil it), had it since i was like uhm, 7 or something, but it's kinda lost it's touch so hopefully it will transform into good. Otherwise i'm just sitting here, and wondering where the hell everyone is. Apart from never getting replies on emails (i've decided to screw it and just stop mailing), i also wonder why no one shows up online lol. It hasn't been -that- fantastic weather this week. I guess i'm bored, i can't get a job either since i've applied for uni and answers come in mid-july (schools at different cities). Well, off to watch Argentina play. J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 ^[edit well actually the post before that one]Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God? Yeah, you all would like to be in the cluster[bleep] that my head represents, just for one day. In other news, I go thrifting today, need to find a cognac belt. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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