Maleficus1055 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Why do people spit on the ground for no reason ? To look "hardcore" ? Story is, waiting for the bus I always see these losers [typical deadbeat bogan going to a community college] spitting for no reason. Yesterday it was these two other losers smoking, and I'm guessing they were new to it, and were spitting to get the taste out of their mouths. My brother does stupid things like that. He chews tobacco with his friends even though he hates it because he's a tool and wants to be awesome. Then he spits everywhere all the time. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Eww chewing tobacco. Make people look like hicks. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxingmck Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Why do people spit on the ground for no reason ? To look "hardcore" ? Story is, waiting for the bus I always see these losers [typical deadbeat bogan going to a community college] spitting for no reason. Yesterday it was these two other losers smoking, and I'm guessing they were new to it, and were spitting to get the taste out of their mouths.Spit if you have excess salive in your mouth Noobs: We pay we sayJaGeX: How much will you pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 ^or phlegm, phlegm sucks. That's the only reason why I spit. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I do spit a lot. It was something I got into the habit of doing while playing soccer so now I do it. I forget how nasty it actually is. I've been really busy for the past three days. Also it's way to hot. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Spit if you have excess salive in your mouth The [bleep] ? Excessive saliva ? That's if you don't naturally swallow, no one does that intentionally. ^or phlegm, phlegm sucks. That's the only reason why I spit. Yeah of course. I do spit a lot. It was something I got into the habit of doing while playing soccer so now I do it. Yeah, on the pitch it's fine, with any sport actually, you're running around, breathing hard and whatnot. This guy was just was sitting there, and every 2 minutes he'd just spit on the pavement in front of him. There were different ways how he did it as well, without going into too much detail he'd spit differently. Sometimes through his teeth, other times he'd hawk out phlegm. :-| Don't know why but it annoys the [bleep] out of me. No one with common decency does that. At least go off to one side and spit on the grass or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 That sounds awfully like squash...Bah. Yeah, i know how you fell. You think you've invented something new, but in reality it's been invented a thousand times over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Can we stop talking about spitting. It's making me queasy. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 why does your sig says "I hope it starts raining coffee"? Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Got a few people over, put a giant inflatable whale on an even bigger trampoline, and had a rodeo. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Got a few people over, put a giant inflatable whale on an even bigger trampoline, and had a rodeo.And you always question the intelligence of others... :blink: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Friends are busy, Dads got my car, I have nothing to do around home and its pissing down rain. I feel like I've lost a part of my life this week. :wacko: Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 http://www.cracked.com/ That will keep you busy for at least three hours :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Got a few people over, put a giant inflatable whale on an even bigger trampoline, and had a rodeo.And you always question the intelligence of others... :blink:It's my belief that if something is fun and doesn't cause anyone harm... a little stupidity is justified. :thumbup: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Sooo I'm only now remembering moments of lasts night drinking binge, here's a highlight of the walk back to a girl's place, which was deceptively far. We were both standing at an intersection when a car stops at his red light. The guy in the passenger's seat yells: "HEY BUDDY. I'D TOTALLY [bleep] YOUR GIRL" right as the light turned green so I yelled back: "WITH WHAAAT? YOUR OVARIES?" but he was pretty far before I could think that one up so I didn't expect a response, but to my surprise I heard a faint "A RAAAAAAKE!". At which point I apparently laughed so hard that I was beginning to form a puddle of drool on the sidewalk. She was not pleased, and I spent the rest of the walk home having a conversation at people passing in cars thinking it was the same guy, and barking at the girl I was with. Like, literally barking.. dunno why but it worked :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I am preparing for the solstice! Yeeeeah! catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 "A RAAAAAAKE!" I don't get it. He'd [bleep] your girlfriend with a rake ? :-| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 why does your sig says "I hope it starts raining coffee"?Traditional song in Spanish that talks about the dreams and hopes of farmers. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Sooo I'm only now remembering moments of lasts night drinking binge, here's a highlight of the walk back to a girl's place, which was deceptively far. We were both standing at an intersection when a car stops at his red light. The guy in the passenger's seat yells: "HEY BUDDY. I'D TOTALLY [bleep] YOUR GIRL" right as the light turned green so I yelled back: "WITH WHAAAT? YOUR OVARIES?" but he was pretty far before I could think that one up so I didn't expect a response, but to my surprise I heard a faint "A RAAAAAAKE!". At which point I apparently laughed so hard that I was beginning to form a puddle of drool on the sidewalk. She was not pleased, and I spent the rest of the walk home having a conversation at people passing in cars thinking it was the same guy, and barking at the girl I was with. Like, literally barking.. dunno why but it worked :thumbup: I actually laughed out loud Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Sooo I'm only now remembering moments of lasts night drinking binge, here's a highlight of the walk back to a girl's place, which was deceptively far. We were both standing at an intersection when a car stops at his red light. The guy in the passenger's seat yells: "HEY BUDDY. I'D TOTALLY [bleep] YOUR GIRL" right as the light turned green so I yelled back: "WITH WHAAAT? YOUR OVARIES?" but he was pretty far before I could think that one up so I didn't expect a response, but to my surprise I heard a faint "A RAAAAAAKE!". At which point I apparently laughed so hard that I was beginning to form a puddle of drool on the sidewalk. She was not pleased, and I spent the rest of the walk home having a conversation at people passing in cars thinking it was the same guy, and barking at the girl I was with. Like, literally barking.. dunno why but it worked :thumbup: =D> [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Wow, I'd totally hit that with a rake too. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 What's so funny ? I don't get the joke ! Someone explaaaaaaaain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Today I will see how accurate the weekly schedule is this time. I figure if I am on the job I am supposed to be on according to said list just once it is an improvement from last week. And despite my dislike for the job it says, I will gladly take it because I am starting to get sick of the surprises. Apart from that, I thought about messaging a friend on facebook but decided that, unless something emergency-like comes up, I will wait until she is out of school for the year. And I am going on about 3 hours of sleep right now, with very little time to try for more (as such, I will not bother), so I should sleep pretty well tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 What's so funny ? I don't get the joke ! Someone explaaaaaaaain.Well, fast said he had ovaries, implying that he wouldn't have the correct body part, then the guy said he'd use a rake instead :P First of 6 exams today :( "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 What's so funny ? I don't get the joke ! Someone explaaaaaaaain.Well, fast said he had ovaries, implying that he wouldn't have the correct body part, then the guy said he'd use a rake instead :P That it ? I got that but why people found it terribly hilarious, I don't know. :-| Of course fastortoise might have, considering he was probably intoxicated at the time ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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