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Just a fight with my girlfriend, I think we worked it out for the time being. I said something less than tactful and regretted it. That's why you shouldn't let homework get you in a bad mood. :wink:

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I went and saw Jurassic Park in 3D today. Kept me out well past my bedtime. Definitely worth it though :)

I found myself a personal Asian. She lives a time zone away, thinks me a Mitch Lucker/Alex Gaskarth look alike. I emailed her my sociology final so she's doing it for me, and I'm doing her graphic design project. It's a weird arrangement, but I like it.

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I found myself a personal Asian. She lives a time zone away, thinks me a Mitch Lucker/Alex Gaskarth look alike. I emailed her my sociology final so she's doing it for me, and I'm doing her graphic design project. It's a weird arrangement, but I like it.

...wow. That is, all at the same time, racist, lazy, and annoying. I'm impressed.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Wouldn't anti-depressants control mood swings? Just seems like if they are working, that's probably how it should work.

 

Anyway, my final exam is over and done with, so that's nice. Also got to see my brothers new house, which I really like. I also like to see houses so I can think about what I want and what I don't. For example, I rarely open the curtains (well, the privacy ones) on street side windows, I suppose because I grew up in a rural area where there was no traffic and you're so far back no one has a good view in anyway. That means aside from having a lot of windows on the back side, I want the back side facing south so that the windows I use get the most sun.

@Randox, the first week or so, your mind has to adjust to the chemicals going ballistic and re-balancing, which is what causes it.

 

Applied for a bartender job w/ Hogs Breath Cafe. an old high school friend is a manager there so I'm hoping I at least get to the interview stage.

 

Also new blog post. (mostly for RPG since I think he's the only one who reads it)

Popoto.~<3

I found myself a personal Asian. She lives a time zone away, thinks me a Mitch Lucker/Alex Gaskarth look alike. I emailed her my sociology final so she's doing it for me, and I'm doing her graphic design project. It's a weird arrangement, but I like it.

...wow. That is, all at the same time, racist, lazy, and annoying. I'm impressed.

 

I'm a real class act ;)

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Final grades got posted today, and I ended up 4.00ing this semester, bringing my GPA up to a 3.88. Definitely was not expecting this but I'll definitely take it haha.

 

I also got completely sunburnt yesterday, which means I'm already going to be stuck with a pretty disgusting farmers tan and I'm considering swallowing my pride and doing some natural tanning to try to make it better lol. mnleh.

 

I also finished the released episodes of Breaking Bad today. God that show is fantastic, if any of you guys need some time to kill and have Netflix I highly recommend that.

 

Today should mark my summer starting to pick up though. Going to get Vietnamese for lunch with a friend, finally getting a gym membership back here, and then hanging out and reconnecting with another friend from high school and possibly drinking. Should be a pretty solid day haha.

I envy all of you who can tan... We had frost and negative degrees out here last night.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Final grades got posted today, and I ended up 4.00ing this semester, bringing my GPA up to a 3.88. Definitely was not expecting this but I'll definitely take it haha.

 

I also got completely sunburnt yesterday, which means I'm already going to be stuck with a pretty disgusting farmers tan and I'm considering swallowing my pride and doing some natural tanning to try to make it better lol. mnleh.

 

I also finished the released episodes of Breaking Bad today. God that show is fantastic, if any of you guys need some time to kill and have Netflix I highly recommend that.

 

Today should mark my summer starting to pick up though. Going to get Vietnamese for lunch with a friend, finally getting a gym membership back here, and then hanging out and reconnecting with another friend from high school and possibly drinking. Should be a pretty solid day haha.

 

Has Netflix got the first half of season 5 yet? I'm caught up to the end of season 4, but I didn't want to start something I couldn't finish in 1 or 2 sittings.

 

Today...

I'm going to the midnight IMAX 3-D release of Iron Man 3. Because why the devil not. What else was I going to do with this $17 I had in my pocket?

It was also the last day of classes for me (minus Monday, but I only have one class that I'm likely skipping) so I hit the bar and bought a round for everyone. Had a fantastic meatball sub. AAAnnnnnd....

that's about all the excitement I got so far

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

I envy all of you who can tan... We had frost and negative degrees out here last night.

I live in the tanning country.

 

...and Instead of tanning I roast. :<

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What else was I going to do with this $17 I had in my pocket?

 

Procure Alcohol.

@Randox, the first week or so, your mind has to adjust to the chemicals going ballistic and re-balancing, which is what causes it.

 

Applied for a bartender job w/ Hogs Breath Cafe. an old high school friend is a manager there so I'm hoping I at least get to the interview stage.

 

Also new blog post. (mostly for RPG since I think he's the only one who reads it)

 

And then readjust when you get off of it.

 

Our tennis team won districts for the first time in many years. This means we're going to regionals :D (I'm seat 5 on the team).

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

Earlier today was wrestling with the dog as I do a few times each day. To stop, all I do is rub her chest and say, "OK, all done". Well, I did that and she went in to the kitchen to get a drink. I took off my shirt and tossed it at her as I went to wash the slober off my arms and face. I come out of the washroom and the cheeky shit is pissing on my shirt.

 

Well played.

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Has Netflix got the first half of season 5 yet? I'm caught up to the end of season 4, but I didn't want to start something I couldn't finish in 1 or 2 sittings.

 

Nope, but you can stream it really easily, I'll pm you.

Earlier today was wrestling with the dog as I do a few times each day. To stop, all I do is rub her chest and say, "OK, all done". Well, I did that and she went in to the kitchen to get a drink. I took off my shirt and tossed it at her as I went to wash the slober off my arms and face. I come out of the washroom and the cheeky shit is pissing on my shirt.

 

Well played.

I missed the dog part and thought you were talking about a human for a bit there. It made for a good read.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Today I came to look at this thread.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

For 17 bucks one could get 3 bottles of vodka around here.

But is IMAX really that great then? We don't have any of them around here, but isn't a smaller cinema much cosier and calmer? And I am enjoying my days off school, since well exam period, no lessons, yet my exams start in the second half of May.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

around where

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

LOL $17 isn't even enough for one bottle around here.

Yeah, does anyone here know what country Saq lives in?

 

Uganda.

 

 

 

 

Estonia for those people who don't realize I'm joking.

 

Wait, he lives in Estonia?

 

 

Cleaning my dorm so I can move out. Anyone know the best way to get rid of large amounts of food so that it doesn't smell? I would just take it out to the garbage, but that's also inside, so...

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Wait, he lives in Estonia?

 

 

Cleaning my dorm so I can move out. Anyone know the best way to get rid of large amounts of food so that it doesn't smell? I would just take it out to the garbage, but that's also inside, so...

flush it all down the toilet

 

expand your neighbourhood with apartment buildings made of stale-ish bread and half eaten cups of mi goreng. courtyards paved with the crisps crumbs you leave in the bottom of the bag. Fountains of room-temperature, flat, too sweet coca cola. curtains of thawed pizzas stapled to each other

 

move into your culinary castle. live like a czar amongst your slowly decaying walls

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wake up like dead men

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