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Man, someone keeps ringing the house phone every three minutes but won't leave a message on the answering machine.

It's probably one of my mum's [developmentally delayed]ed Asian friends. They're alwaaaaays ringing but never ring her mobile number -__-

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Last day of school today.

 

Some people decided to set up a slip n' slide in one of the gyms, and so I got to find out what the brains of stupid people look like.

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Last day of school for me too. There was some weird stuff going on. There was a girl dressed up as a zombie (with makeup and everything) lying in the hallway pretending (?) to be dead. And some kid had a wizard robe on. In math I skateboarded around the classroom. We didn't really even need to be in our assigned classes, none of the teachers cared.

 

And I ate a Big Mac for the first time. Not nearly as large as I thought it would be. Didn't taste very good IMO, probably because it dismantled and the sauce went everywhere.

 

I have another week of school. Oh well, I only have 3 finals to take.

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For once I had an eventful day. My friend took me out for lunch at Sonic's. Their strawberry limeade is easily the most refreshing drink I've had.

 

Yeah, that's my definition of eventful. :-(

i met a dog named eyeball

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i met a dog named eyeball

Better than meeting an eyeball named dog.

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i met a dog named eyeball

Better than meeting an eyeball named dog.

Or dogging a meet named eyeball.

 

Saw this today. I lol'd.

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On the same subject, saw this today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM

 

I worked for 12 or so hours. I tried the Swiss and Mushroom Angus burger at McD's today. I can;t wait till I finish my BA in CS so I get paid at least 7x more per hour and I could afford a decent place.

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i met a dog named eyeball

Better than meeting an eyeball named dog.

Or dogging a meet named eyeball.

Or eyeballing a dog's meet.

 

That was beautiful.

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Ahh, my shoulder hurts like a mother [bleep]er. It's got to be the weather, I can't think of anything else it could be. It's hurt for like the past 4 days and it's been rainy and [cabbage]ty for all of those days. I'm going to sleep, it hurts too much for me to be doing [cabbage] right now. Plus I have to actually be up before noon tomorrow so I can get [cabbage] done before watching the world cup.

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Got home from poker from last night. Beer + Poker + Me winning = Happy, well fed man.

Popoto.~<3

There was a 4chan thread with a phone number saying it was "Eddie Murphy's phone number" I got curious and called it from my cell, big mistake. This was about 5 hours ago.

 

I just had the sheriff dept. of some county call me and say they traced my phone and i've been sending harassing text messages to a boy, saying he molested a 6 year old. I politely told them I hadn't texted anyone other than my personal friends and nothing harassing, the lady gave me some sarcastic response and hung up on me.

 

Should I be scared? If anything they'll check my texts and obviously i'll be clear.

I wouldn't worry too much about it, but as 4chan basically says: "Only a fool would take what's posted here as fact."

 

I'll be back in July. Got a lot of stuff to do and can't return during that time.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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There was a 4chan thread with a phone number saying it was "Eddie Murphy's phone number" I got curious and called it from my cell, big mistake. This was about 5 hours ago.

 

I just had the sheriff dept. of some county call me and say they traced my phone and i've been sending harassing text messages to a boy, saying he molested a 6 year old. I politely told them I hadn't texted anyone other than my personal friends and nothing harassing, the lady gave me some sarcastic response and hung up on me.

 

Should I be scared? If anything they'll check my texts and obviously i'll be clear.

If you honestly didn't do anything, there's probably nothing to worry about. But why would you call a number you found on 4chan?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

This line doesn't rhyme,

And neither does this one.

There was a 4chan thread with a phone number saying it was "Eddie Murphy's phone number" I got curious and called it from my cell, big mistake. This was about 5 hours ago.

 

I just had the sheriff dept. of some county call me and say they traced my phone and i've been sending harassing text messages to a boy, saying he molested a 6 year old. I politely told them I hadn't texted anyone other than my personal friends and nothing harassing, the lady gave me some sarcastic response and hung up on me.

 

Should I be scared? If anything they'll check my texts and obviously i'll be clear.

If you honestly didn't do anything, there's probably nothing to worry about. But why would you call a number you found on 4chan?

 

Because I was bored as hell.

Staying at my aunt and uncles for a week. Expect me on less.

 

There was a 4chan thread with a phone number saying it was "Eddie Murphy's phone number" I got curious and called it from my cell, big mistake. This was about 5 hours ago.

 

I just had the sheriff dept. of some county call me and say they traced my phone and i've been sending harassing text messages to a boy, saying he molested a 6 year old. I politely told them I hadn't texted anyone other than my personal friends and nothing harassing, the lady gave me some sarcastic response and hung up on me.

 

Should I be scared? If anything they'll check my texts and obviously i'll be clear.

Clearly another channer thought it'd be funny to call people who tried calling this other number.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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Well, I did most of my Bio assignment. Started my speech for english and watched Kick-Ass. Only problem with that movie is the jet pack. Sure, it's epic, but it doesn't quite fit, ya know?

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Not too terribly much going on here.

 

I am getting closer to finishing the template of my portfolio though. Once that is done the coding should be pretty easy, it isn't a really code-intensive site after all.

 

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(Disregard any spelling errors, text isn't final and it's just dummy text atm sort of)

I didn't go out last night, nor am I going out tonight.

 

It feels weird going to work not feeling like a train wreck..

Not too terribly much going on here.

 

I am getting closer to finishing the template of my portfolio though. Once that is done the coding should be pretty easy, it isn't a really code-intensive site after all.

 

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(Disregard any spelling errors, text isn't final and it's just dummy text atm sort of)

 

Dude ! That's my signature up there ! :razz:

 

Looks slick and dandy but the off white 0X1080 L thing isnt working IMO. And the volume and alignment of text under "contact info" "about me" "what I do". Just my 10 cents. :thumbup:

 

Long weekend here, which means I'm probably gonna' get drunk and watch the football.

 

EDIT: Perhaps you could have JUST "contact info" "about me" "what I do", and then they link to a clean black page with that text or maybe a dropdown box ?

Mhm yeah, I'll try and get the text right later. Typography I still struggle on haha.

Was going to study, instead went to the cricket nets, and watched the All Black take apart the Irish in the first test of the year :thumbup:

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Went out with some friends and my brother yesterday night to a rather borring bar. Good think I didn't get drunk this time.

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