You wish was granted, but because of this, you have to go through anger management, and by the time you're done, you never become angry again.

 

 

 

Wishes?! Oh, I wish I had known that earlier!

granted, but you just wasted your wish!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my job paid 5 mil US $ a day and the US econimy(sp) would never fail.

Granted, but the company goes out of bussiness because they paid you too much, and they sue you and win the case. You are now bankrupt.

 

 

 

I wish for mint.

granted but it is so minty that your blows up all sparkly and everything

 

 

 

i wish for everyone to not play rs for one day so that i can play by myself

Granted, but everyone quits and your the last one left playing, so Jagex shuts down all of its servers.

 

 

 

I wish my dog will get better after going to the vet.

Granted, but after receiving the totally expensive bills, your dog falls ill again.

 

 

 

I wish I was a professional wrestler.

granted, but an even more proffesional wrestler beats you in a wrestling match.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the forum never got shut down and all those posts and topics never got deleted

Granted, instead of taking away posts, he deleted all the accounts and ip banned every user, and blacklisted most proxy sites.

 

 

 

I wish I had a bike that I could do tricks on, but wasnt too small...like the DK Cincinnati but mountain-bike sized (mountain bikes break too easily if you try to do certain things with them).

Granted but you break your arms and legs failing a stunt.

 

 

 

I wish Unoalexi would do a pixel signature for me xD.

granted but he charges you $$$

 

 

 

i wish for i had a new bigger, better smelling, better organized, room

Your wish is granted but sadly the rest of the house is now smaller, smells worse, and is far from organized.

You failed to make a wish. Therefore, you are slowly eaten alive by a large colony of ants.

 

 

 

I wish for an industrial size container of pesticide.

granted but you aim it wrong and end up spraying yourself in the face and you slowly drown to death

 

 

 

i wish to be best friends with jesus, the devil, and bill gates

Granted but you have to take them everywhere, buy them expensive items.

 

 

 

I wish I could kill Baal

granted you succeed in assassinating and run away then sherlock homes is hired to investigate and he figures out everything out then dr mortiarty comes and, in an attempt to kill sherlock homes, accidentally kills you

 

 

 

i wish for books about airplanes

Granted, then you think you know everything about flying and steal a jet then somehow implode. #-o

 

 

 

I wish that made sense.

Granted but you now make too much sense so some weak minded people decide to kill you.

 

 

 

I wish I had them chocolate fountain.

Granted, but because of your grammar it's redneck chocolate. Which means oil from a pick-up truck. Used.

 

 

 

I wish for a seal.

It's rabid.

 

 

 

I wish for a railroad tie.

granted, but a train runs you over

 

 

 

I wish for a fish on my dish

Granted, but a hobo urinates on it.

 

 

 

I wish for a voided warranty.

granted but it becomes so void that you cant take it and you go hide in a cave

 

 

 

i wish that i lived in Illinois

granted but you die...so now you're dead in illinois

 

 

 

I wish that someone would curropt this wish

granted your wish for someone to corrupt your wish has been corrupted and nothing really changes

 

 

 

i wish to go home

granted, but your home is destroyed while you are in it..

 

 

 

i wish that this wish wasn't a wish so it wouldn't be corrupted...