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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but your pay is cut, and you only ride the bench.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a dime.

99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving.

 

Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.

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granted but its given to you by someone who drops it from a tall building and besides what are you gonna get in todays economy with a dime :lol:

 

 

 

i wish for a pilots license and a helicopter

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Granted but your helicopter gets blown up with you inside.

 

 

 

I wish for a penny.

Granted, but the government taxes you, and now you owe them money. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish for an evil monster that could destroy anything he wanted to... What could go wrong with that? :thumbsup:

99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving.

 

Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.

Granted, but it destroys you.

 

 

 

I wish for another wish.

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Break the Walls down!

granted but it cant play runescape or go on tif

 

 

 

i wish for a game of tag to play in

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Granted; Jagex comes through with wildy tag but a 138 revenant owns you..... so bad... :ugeek:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish somebody would answer the Avatar thread :thumbsup:

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Granted but it turned out to be a noob comment (By me) :twisted:!

 

 

 

I wish I had some 1337 skills leik evil mumm ra.

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Granted, it turns out you are now only able to speak in 1337. :o

 

 

 

I wish Tip.it forum wouldn't ever crash.

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granted it doesnt "crash" but it gets struck by lighting

 

 

 

i wish for a funny comic book

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Granted, but it's in Latin. And the drawings are all made in pencil. Which is copied onto the paper, leaving a lot of empty spaces... crappy artwork...

 

 

 

I wish the GE actually worked how it's supposed to :wall:

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Granted but then the GE clerks kill everyone who has ever used it.

 

 

 

I wish for 2 pennies.

Granted. Your bank account is reduced to 2 pennies.

 

 

 

I wish for a pony.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

granted but the pony grows up into a man eating killer robot and goes on a rampage destroying earth

 

 

 

i wish that dora the explorer and spongebob to meet

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Granted, but Dora's Spanglish ticks off Spongebob so much he commits a murder-suicide.

 

 

 

I wish for another wish.

Granted, you wish for a long, slow, torturous death for you and everyone you ever loved.

 

 

 

I wish someone had the power to stop Lenin in his quest for domination, but couldn't control the masses him/herself.

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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!

Granted, the masses elect Stalin :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I wish this thread would be closed

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Yea right.... er I mean

 

Granted, but only due to a technical glitch and its back on 5 mins after it went down.

 

 

 

I wish for a totally cooler Signature than mine.

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Break the Walls down!

Granted but it have to be made by me if it's going to be cooler but I'm not making one for you (xD).

 

 

 

I wish that I have time to open a signature shop (free) when I start school again.

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Granted, but its closed in 30secs, because TIF closes in 30secs

 

 

 

I wish for cookies!!!!!

Granted, but they have hairballs, on which you choke on, then get eaten by 3 blind mice.

 

I wish I was a Pmod . . .

Granted, but they have hairballs, on which you choke on, then get eaten by 3 blind mice.

 

I wish I was a Pmod . . .

 

That doesn't make sense!!!! :evil:

 

 

 

I wish Canine would make a corruption that makes since.

granted canine makes since with his corruptions but not sense

 

 

 

i wish for a basketball court...that opens up like in x-men and a jet comes out

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Granted, but it's a jet of flame. It consumes you.

 

 

 

I wish for a pike.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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