February 16, 201016 yr ...How about a starving grizzly?Oh, yeah, easily. Thing would probably pass out in the middle of the fight :grin: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
February 16, 201016 yr ...How about a starving grizzly?Oh, yeah, easily. Thing would probably pass out in the middle of the fight :grin:Or be extremely hungry and vicious ;) "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti
February 16, 201016 yr How about a small marlin or something? I have no idea how much those things weigh, but i'm pretty sure repeatedly punching it in the head would beat it? It's just a fish afterall?
February 16, 201016 yr In all seriousness though, animals have better instincts, they also have claws or other parts of their body for attacking other animals. Humans having created weapons and not being wild, have lost some of the instincts and abilities of our ancestors, such as our lower athletic abilities than much earlier groups of modern humans (homo sapiens). For instance, aboriginees a few thousand years ago could throw a spear (a far less refined and balanced version of a modern javelin) a lot further than the recorded world record for javelin. Back then many humans may have been able to kill animals barehanded, nowdays killing something smaller than you is quite a task. At 160lbs, I really don't know what weighs as much as me that I could fight without a weapon. An adolescent gorilla? but that's still 4 times stronger than the average human, at least in it's arms. Maybe half of an adult gorilla? so - the nervous system and half of the muscle. :thumbsup: Most Difficult Quiz Rare drops; tzhaar-ket-om: 6 tzhaar-xil-ak: 4 tzhaar-xil-ek: 4 tzhaar-mej-tal: 1 Obsidian cape: 18 Dragon Plateskirt: 4 Dragon Platelegs: 7 Sq Shield left half: 1 Dragon Boots: 1 Dragon Medium Helmet: 11 Draconic Visage: 1 Zamorak Spear: 3 Steam Battlestaff: 1 Godsword Shards: 3 Bandos Chestplate: 1 Bandos Tassets: 1 Abyssal Whip: 1
February 16, 201016 yr How about a small marlin or something? I have no idea how much those things weigh, but i'm pretty sure repeatedly punching it in the head would beat it? It's just a fish afterall?Imagine a fish with a sword on it's face. That goes something like 60mph in the water. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
February 16, 201016 yr How about a small marlin or something? I have no idea how much those things weigh, but i'm pretty sure repeatedly punching it in the head would beat it? It's just a fish afterall?Imagine a fish with a sword on it's face. That goes something like 60mph in the water.Some other fish then? :mellow: EDIT: A ray or something.
February 16, 201016 yr Suppose we could wait till the bears hibernating, sneak in and kick its [wagon]. Or not. Marlin are pretty scary things, big pointy sword and they swim damn fast. Heard a story of some guy who was fishing for sailfish/marlin/swordfish (something with a pointy sword for a face), he hooked one and managed to get it fairly close to the boat when it pulled out a burst of energy, jumped out of the water and impaled the dude, landing in the boat. Pretty sure he survived, remarkably. It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction
February 16, 201016 yr How about a small marlin or something? I have no idea how much those things weigh, but i'm pretty sure repeatedly punching it in the head would beat it? It's just a fish afterall?Imagine a fish with a sword on it's face. That goes something like 60mph in the water.Some other fish then? :mellow: EDIT: A ray or something.A ray is what killed Steve Irwin, the [bleep]ing Crocodile Hunter. Try again. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
February 16, 201016 yr How about a small marlin or something? I have no idea how much those things weigh, but i'm pretty sure repeatedly punching it in the head would beat it? It's just a fish afterall?Imagine a fish with a sword on it's face. That goes something like 60mph in the water.Some other fish then? :mellow: EDIT: A ray or something.A ray is what killed Steve Irwin, the [bleep]ing Crocodile Hunter. Try again.Yeah I know that, but not all rays have those deadly stingers.
February 16, 201016 yr Large emperor penguins weigh about as much as I do.PENGUIN DUEL LET'S GO Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
February 16, 201016 yr Author just remember, you'd have to fight the fish in the water, you'd be better off fighting a large dog over a marlin with a sword attached to it.. That being said, this worked better on my forum where we were alll 200+ LoL. "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln
February 16, 201016 yr A 160lb human. PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape
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February 16, 201016 yr A sloth. Or, I could take on a cow, provided it's one of those lazy ones that just stand around and eat grass and puke it up again all day, and not a bull. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino
February 16, 201016 yr A sheep.I mean, just push it over and it won't be able to get up anymore. I thought of that, but decided it would be to banal to post - Contributing no humor or interest to the thread. 'Rock Hard' boss pure - 60/60 Attack | 99/99 Range | 1/1 Defence | 44/44 Prayer | 99/99 Strength | 99/99 Mage - level 79 combat EOC ## '07 Server ## "Best Runescape update ever: Removing 6 years of updates." "Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler"
February 17, 201016 yr A dead one. If I was specific, I'd be giving out my weight. But in saying that, I probably sound girly. So I guess I'd beat up a rather large turtle. Probably just stand on its head. But now that I think about it, if it was barefooted combat, I might not wanna risk getting my foot bitten. I guess I could drown it. Then again, if it weighs as much as I do, I doubt I could lift it very easily. Okay, I'll admit it, I can't beat up an animal my weight. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111
February 17, 201016 yr I think that I could take a 140-pound (63.5 kg) Great Dane, at the very least. I could probably also take on a crocodile that's my weight, and probably a cow. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.
February 17, 201016 yr I figured out what I could actually kill with my bare hands! A whale! To be as light as me, it'd probably have to be a fetus, so that's pretty damn easy, right? But if anyone's going to jail for beating up an animal here, it'd probably be me with my unborn whale beating shenanigans. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111
February 17, 201016 yr So, if you were thrown naked into a Roman gladiator arena with no objects to pick up and use as a makeshift weapon, and you had to face a rabid adult animal at least your own weight (rabid so that it'd be aggressive and attacking instead of running from you in fear), which do you think you can beat? And no picking a water inhabitant unless you think you can beat it in its own environment. Am I the only one who read teh op thing? >.> YouTube
February 17, 201016 yr Crap, forgot it had to be an adult. A cow would be easy, but probably much heavier than me. Something I could tip over... Okay, no more cheating! How about... An overweight midget? Do humans count? Nah... I got it! After much hard thought: A PIG! Sure, an adult would be too heavy, but hey, that just gets me extra points though, right? [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111
February 17, 201016 yr Well, animals evolved like they did because they make up for a lack of knowledge and brainpower with some kind of useful body function(s). At least, that's the way I see it, so to beat another animal a human would need to use brains, since physically, we are quite weak compared to most animals. Are there any obstacles or hiding places in the arena? If not, then chances are the rabid animal would kick our [wagon]. Unless we're going for something stupid like a turtle or a sheep, in which case then we'll probably win due to the fact that the animals have very little means of offense.
February 17, 201016 yr Author in my view this isn't about pushing over a sheep or fighting a weaker animal your weight, it's about fighting an animal that has a chance to maim you (maybe not kill you, but could) that you might could beat, but you may lose a limb. "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln
February 17, 201016 yr A bear. A seal? I have no idea how a seal would fight. If it was on land that is. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
February 17, 201016 yr With no weapons... Humans are doomed. Fighting a cow. they kick you and your dead, a bull would be even worse. As for sheep. the hard things on top of the male's heads are called horns. and they bleeping hurt! Only thing we really stand much of a chance against is a small to medium dog or turtule anything els is pretty much slim to none. Although a snapping turtle would own us. if i had to pick something deadly i'd at least want something to go out with a bang. I choose the komodo dragon. i mean if it even lands one small bite your dead either from blood loss from its venom or infection from its bacteria so if you do beat it you would be a god! [spoiler=click you know you wanna]Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home from a party after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! if you had this childhood and loved it put this in your signature!
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