February 6, 200719 yr Goes like this: Noob1:lets kill the goblin army (in port sarim) Noob2:Ok Mememe513(me):I am recording your movements for something Noob1:ok Noob1 to Goblin:die! I win! Death to the goblins! Hi yaa Noob2: fight troops, fight! die fool! Me:thank you for your consent
February 6, 200719 yr This is happening right now Noob1= lv 26 Male Noob2= Lv 4 female Me= my new guy :twisted: Noob1- I like naughty girls Noob2- Hehe Noob1- I'm finguring u (His spelling not mine) Noob2- Oh oh oh Noob1- Now i'm doing u in the but Noob2- Oh ya Noob1- Are you happy with me? Noob2- Ya Me walking by- get a room Noob1- shut up noob Me in pm to noob2- you know this guy? Noob2 in pm- no but he seems nice Noob1- looks like you lost your ********** :wall: Dam online pedophiles. ------------------------------------------- whoops another one noob- get ride of jagex (yes he did say ride) noob- get ride of jagex noob- get ride of jagex noob- get ride of jagex noob- get ride of jagex me- without jagex there would be no runescape noob- good noob- get ride of jagex noob- get ride of jagex noob- get ride of jagex me- if you hate jagex so much then why are you playing? noob- I gonna hack all membrs and cancl their memberships u assssssss! random guy- ??? me- wow noob- get ride of jagex *noob logs* I hate idiots
February 6, 200719 yr don't know if someone said this But it's funny! :lol: Scene: me fly fishing near lumby Noob lvl24:wanna be my gf? In my head:lol, im a boy^^ me:#1 you're lvl24 Me:#2 im a boy Guess who got a bigger surprise, me or him? You be judge :anxious:
February 6, 200719 yr Ok I got 1, I was sorta being mean I admit that, but what he said was worse. When I was chopping yews in Varrok. Me: Hi there Me: Whats going on? Me: Be carefull in the wildy! I was saying hi and being nice to people who walked by. Me: Hi there lvl 6, what's up. Noob: Hi! He stands there for a minute Me: Can I help you? Noob: I need money... Me: Okay? Noob: Can you give me some money? Me: Nope Noob: Can you give me anything? Me: Yup After thirty seconds of nothing Noob: Well... Me: Advice, I can give you advice, and my number one advice is never beg. After two minutes of nothing Noob: **** You, You jack***, I hate you! Noob: I'm gonna report you! I'm New! and you pull off this **** on me, well ****you Me:Do you at least want to know my advice befor I report you? After the Noob swears non stop I report him. Me: Reported! Me: You messed up buddy, I suggest you stop now and learn from this... He stops and for a few minutes he didn't talk Noob: Dude, I'm sorry, Please don't report me. I got hacked and I lost everything in the wildy. Please man... Me: Sorry... you shoulda stop while you were ahead. Noob: **** You! And he runs away, probably thinking he can get away from being reported. While the whole time, I get one log from the whole experience. Man why do noobs always follows you and say "I'm Poor." OMG we don't care leave us alone noobs!
February 7, 200719 yr This is something i see a lot: noob: do ur skill cape emote (always somting along those lines) The weird thing is im lvl 78 cb and i never even saw a skill cape emote :anxious:
February 7, 200719 yr Well i wouldnt sell my Blue Mask for 1k So This guy followed me around for 30minutes while i chopped Trees to make into shafts. he didnt say anything but i was really surprised someone would waste 30minutes of there gaming time in defiance. lol
February 7, 200719 yr I just saw somebody asking whether they could buy a family of eggs. Awwww..... =D> :lol: "Gain lvls? As a "lvl 3 skiller"? The clue's in the title, nub!"
February 8, 200719 yr I've been reading my way through i've only gotten to page 9 buti got one I was woodcutting in seers when out of the blue i get a pm... Messenger889:This is Jagex Informing you that your account is about to be banned for item scamming (aside from the fact i never scammed items its been over 6 hours since my last trade) I add him he was on a totally different world from me to...anyways me:Jagex doesn't pm people they send messages to inbox anyways Him: Well you have 30 min to (i forgot exactly what he said here but it amounted to trading all my items to a secondary account ) Me: you know trading between accounts is against the rules Him: not if you do it through a friend on a dif world Me: I'd Like to let you know i reported you several moments ago Him:yeah what for? Me: breaking rule 5(i think its rule 5 but i did tell him the right rule if its not) Him: oh you got guts threatening staff Me: well if you really work for them then you should have no troubles Messenger889 logs out I sometimes like to ask people if they think they are sane....just to see if they are that crazythis was actually written on a kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
February 8, 200719 yr Just remembered another i was taking my monthly break in the free world And i decided to go down to the lowest level of The stronghold of security and sit there in egg form(Don't question why) and here are a few snippets of conversation person 1:Wow an egg me: wow a person person 1: how you become an egg? me: easter ring person 1: will any ring work i'll go get my gold ring person 1 runs off persons 2-3 enter room Person 2: your an egg me: and you're a human Person 3: how did you become an egg me: its the new playable race the mighty egg people strong mages they are Person 2:really how do you become one? Person 1 returns:my ring wont work what do i do Person 3(smarter than most people):lol no really though how do you become an egg me: if you do not already know you never can Then most recently the jester costume seemed to bring them out of the woodwork with over 500 people asking me how i got my armor, joker, my full, jestre, or some variation on that. 2 conversations i will share with you: person: buy your full ... ... Person: drak seed buy your full me: my name is one word for one thing person:omg drakseed buy your full me:you are also spelling it wrong Person: god i woulda given you 500k me: also it is untradeable person:dark person:dark person:dark person:dark me:what? person:whered you get your armor from me:your the 500th person to ask me that me:why don't you figure it out me:this is new and me: there was an update today me:what got updated to day? person:umm fremmy? Me:so you can find out more about my outfit where? person:omg jus tell me already me:.... I sometimes like to ask people if they think they are sane....just to see if they are that crazythis was actually written on a kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
February 8, 200719 yr i lmaoed when i saw this. i didnt take this pic tho. i was cracking up from this, hilarious :D :lol: :) :o :thumbsup: :mrgreen: i use a new account now "knex2"
February 8, 200719 yr dunno if u seen this one before but it happened to me (or maybe he was joking): Noob: Combat lvl?
February 8, 200719 yr i lmaoed when i saw this. i didnt take this pic tho. Man that's hilarious HE probably had his sound effects on and the rest off, no wonder. HAHAHAHA 2432nd to 99 mining
February 8, 200719 yr Well i was doing some farming while wearing my fletching cape. Then this lvl 90 guy comes up and says: Omg another fletch cape. I just kept on farming then he said: Everyone has them!!!! so i just replied with a simple: Do you? And he didn't say anything and soon ran off [spoiler=My 99s (7)]9,638th to 99 Fletching ~ 29th January 2007 737th to 99 Hunter ~ 2nd July 2007910th to 99 Agility ~ 28th January 200859,467th to 99 Defence ~ 23rd December 200992,762nd to 99 Hitpoints ~ 26th June 2010102,704th to 99 Attack ~ 29th June 2010144,091st to 99 Strength ~ 29th June 2010
February 8, 200719 yr i was on runescape one day just training when i got a message from this guy tellin me to give bak 12mill that i scammed off him i was surprised when he sed that as i have never had 500k let alone 12 mill as i spend it fast anyhow he says that i scammed him with some ther guy about 30 minutes later his friend pms me and says y did i take etc they sed if i did not give to them they wuld report me in 1 week and i literally sed go onn 3 weeks later and i am still playing runescape
February 8, 200719 yr Ok, just saw this happening... There's a lvl 102 player walking around, showing everyone his wealth (13m). He's wearing full Veracs and an obby cape. Someone steps up to him and asks if he doesn't have a fire cape. The answer: "I have 3 you noob". PS. For those of you that don't know, you can only have 1 fire cape. Skill N' Chill - The Hawt Fun Sexy and Cool Skilling Clan!Skill n' chill website: http://skillandchill.freeforums.org/index.php - Clanchat: Skill N C - IRC Chat: #skillnchill
February 8, 200719 yr I lost my members a couple of weeks ago, so I was stuck wearing d med, mystic body, whip, and sara cape (otherthings not worth noting). So, i was in lumbrigde, and a level 3 comes to me and says: 3: gimme stuff me: why should I? 3: coz i have a level 374 account. (at this point i am having a quiet chuckle.) me: you cant have a level 374 account. 3: yes I can. Im jetix. (notice he spells the flippin name wrong. :lol: ) (I do laugh emote) me: you arent jagex. 3: Its not jagex! It jetix! and I am. me: no, seroiusly, its jagex. and you are not them. 3: am too. me: your not 3; yes I am. me: if you were, u would have a gold crown. 3: shut up you noob. me:lol 3: stop it! me:lolololololol 3: stop it or die! me: lololololololololololololololololol 3; die then! (attempts to attack me.) 3: why cant i hit you? me: your not allowed 3:fine then. wind strike! (nothing happens, of course) me: lol. U noob. 3: gimme stuff now, or I report you! me: Ull have a hard time, since ive reported you for impersonating jagex. 3: NOOB! (logs out at this point.) I just had to tell that story.
February 8, 200719 yr I'm a member and I went on a free world to give my cousin some arrows. My Cousin:Thanks,Jess =) Me:Welcome,Brendan =) Noob:brndon,ur mi friend rember?I have you that 300k!I need it bk n0w... My Cousin:lol..noob. Well Jess I'm ganna go train range now.. Me:K,bye. Noob:jezz,im ur friend rember?I have you all that armur ur wearing and dat viking hat. Me:This is "viking hat" is members only.I highly doubt you gave it to me. Noob:Rember! i wuz a mem b4 Me:Ok. What is this helmet called? Noob:Viking hat! Duhh!!! The "viking hat" was a zerker helm Me:..... Noob:So r u gonna gimme dat blue shirt or what? the "blue shirt" was a rune platebody. Me:... Noob:Reported!!!!111!!! Me:For what? Noob:Being a noob. im reportin u for bein a total item skammin noob! Me:If only it were possible to be reported for being a noob... Maybe we shouldn't have said our real first names. :-k 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide]
February 8, 200719 yr ok mind you that this is a lvl 94 me:(sitting in edge bank minding my business) noob: hey u want the all u have to do is show me whr the monastary is (offered guthix kite for me to show him) me:...... no u lurer noob: please i just got 31 prayer and i dont know whr monastary is me: ohhh ok well its just over the hill to the west noob: but i need to follow you me:(put all my stuff in bank) ok right this way noob:runs away its the worse lure ive ever encountered
February 9, 200719 yr I'm in the cow fields on my new, lov-leveled alt, a while ago. Killing cows and selling their hides is the best combat exp + money for low levels. So anyway, this cow walks by and I attack it. A level 12 (note, this alt is level 20some, and with mithril) with iron comes up: " Noob: Hater. Me: ? Me: Me? Noob: Yes you Me: What? Noob: You heard me (pause, while I try to figure out wtf he's talking about.0 Me: Ok, why? Noob: You stole my cow. (I'm part laughing, part shocked at the stupidity, of this guy trying to appear tough right now.) Me: Oh noes its an evil cow thief! Run for your nooby lives everyone!!! zomgrofl!!!1111!!!!111!shiftone!1 Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh my poor nooby soul, my cow's been taken AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Noob runs off and logs out.
February 11, 200719 yr Did the person need to be reported that badly? That guy was level 43... :XD: :thumbsup:
February 11, 200719 yr Did the person need to be reported that badly? Lol that is actually very funny!
February 11, 200719 yr i was staanding in lumby cstle and a level 12 asked me where lumbridge was... :-s
February 11, 200719 yr i was staanding in lumby cstle and a level 12 asked me where lumbridge was... :-s :-s Oh well! I've had someone in the rune essence screaming that it was 'his' land. shouting LEAVE! and we where all just laughing our heads off.
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