February 18, 200719 yr So I am cooking in Draynor... Noob:Plz Me:? Noob:Can I buy fishing rod? Me:Sure, try Port Sarim fishing shop. Noob:Can you take me? Me:Sorry, I'm busy. Is just west of here though. Noob:Noob! *He then proceeds to run off in wrong direction* [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85
February 19, 200719 yr this happened when i was training my noob in the stronghold of security. btw he was 20 levels under me. Noob: whats ur str lvl? Me: 55, you? Noob: hahaha mines 44 noob Me; wtf? im alot stronger than you. Noob: so? when i get to your level i'll own you! noob Me: *shakes head in pity* Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
February 19, 200719 yr lol this was so funny! Note: im in egg form noob: how do u become egg? me: ring from last easter, untradeable. noob: i luv u ur kuit (lol! really wrote it like that) noob: i love u I log out to come here right away! It was a male caracter! :XD: :XD:
February 20, 200719 yr i was on my pure whos level 24. I walked by a level 3 who started following me so i switched worlds. Eventually I get a pm from her. Heres what i remember of the conversation. noob: hi bf me: wait what noob: hi boyfriend me: im not your boyfriend noob: yes you are me: no im not noob: i need a man and i found you me: that guy in addy called you babe be hi gf noob:but i like you me: well i dont noob: so whats that supposed to mean i got a pic of the end of the conversation. i was in stiches after the last part Tip.it's official Ninja
February 20, 200719 yr I have one and it will probably have you in stiches! Me: *kills spider* noob: z0mg!!1!!111!1 reported! me: What for? noob: bug abuse! me: How was i doing bug abuse? noob: killing the poor spiders! That bug abuse n00b!11!!1! me: errr...ok... *counter reports for report system abuse* noob: guve me your stuff so it doesnt go to waste when your banned! me: sorry, no... noob: Your a [censored]ing noob! me: *teleports* a few days later in private chat: noob: I got banned for no reason! me:gee...i wonder why... he is now on my ignore list \ Obby drops: Cape (2) sword (1) maul (1)Dragon drops: Med helm (1)
February 20, 200719 yr umm..i think u need to edit out the name (talkin to eonrogue) Tumblr. Follow me!
February 20, 200719 yr I have one and it will probably have you in stiches! noob: I got banned for no reason! me:gee...i wonder why... he is now on my ignore list \ If he got banned... how did he PM you to tell you this?
February 20, 200719 yr I have one and it will probably have you in stiches! noob: I got banned for no reason! me:gee...i wonder why... he is now on my ignore list \ If he got banned... how did he PM you to tell you this? mabye he made a new account to tell him? Click Here!
February 20, 200719 yr He could have only gotten banned for a day or so. Current goal: Getting enough prayer pots to finish my last four quests. Come to the dark side. We have cookies and flashlights.
February 21, 200719 yr so i was killing cows at the crafting guild. Later on, this cute newb was asking around where do he find a needle for cowhides. Then there was this lvl 20 who replied like this.. (word type and spelling is original) newb: Hi! need help!!! lvl 20: ... newb: need help for leder! lvl20:oh how? newb: were i get needer for leder? lvl20: hmm....leather or ladder? newb:do u know? lvl 20: yea, a needle is easily found. Try finding it in a haystack. newb: were is haystack? lvl20:hmm....that's like finding a needle in a haystack... newb:oh...okey, tanks very much! lmao!!! I was laughing so darn loud lol!!! funny newbtalk convos sometimess... International Society of Lunatics And Murderers.
February 21, 200719 yr This happened to me once - a person around level 30 walked by me and said 'Noob' Me: Why am I a noob? Nubcookie: I've got a main, lvl 126, he could own u in wildy Me: Username? Nubcookie: (mispelt swear) u noob He then logged out. Not that funny, but I haven't seen anything stupider...
February 21, 200719 yr This happened to me once - a person around level 30 walked by me and said 'Noob' Me: Why am I a noob? Nubcookie: I've got a main, lvl 126, he could own u in wildy Me: Username? Nubcookie: (mispelt swear) u noob He then logged out. Not that funny, but I haven't seen anything stupider... So the name of this lvl126 is a mispelt swearword? I guess. Just hang around some large noob area such as Varrock or Lumbridge.
February 22, 200719 yr So the name of this lvl126 is a mispelt swearword? I guess. Uhm no I doubt that...I'm sure the lvl 30 insulted him... : Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide
February 22, 200719 yr lol funny storys keep em up :lol: any way i got one place karamja volcano hallying lessers noobs lvl 65 noob:i want 2 skiny dip in the lava me: ??? noob: y wont it let me skiny dip in the lava me:ummmmmm y do you want 2 n e way noob:because my mains zemyza(yes that how he wrote it) me:lol wat eva. its zezima not zemyza lier. and how that got n e thing 2 du with skiny diping it the lava? noob: shut up i could own zemyza me: you just said your zemyza and u cudnt own me (im lvl 84) let alone zezima noob: **** you me:(after reporting him) reported. and your now in my ignore list with the rest of the weirdos and beggers thats made it in there :-$ he then made it into my ignore :twisted: i was then told by a lvl 96 who was there listening that he spouted off a very long winded story about "zemyza a lesser demon called bob he then proceded 2 die and drop... 1 lobby and sum addy armor and weapons (not much use 2 me so i let the begger who was begging the lvl 96 have it :roll: ))
February 23, 200719 yr i got a couple of stories this was wen i was non-member i was aging and some noob came up 2 me noob: can u teach me 2 b an all powerful mage? me:yea sure folo me so i bought him priestrobes, a black hat and a staff (just a wooden staff with no orb) me:now u can kill any1 in wildy noob:wow ty so much so i foloed him 2 wildy and pwned him lmao my other incident was convincing a noob that ther wer 7 chaos emeralds that if brought 2 gether wud destroy rs 5 days later i told her this was the last day her reaction was so hilarious!! not that funny but amusing none the same http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/12/blackpuding1.png a penquin with its head in a beer can: cruel, but yet some how hilariousif u like this put it in ur sig
February 23, 200719 yr inoob: can u teach me 2 b an all powerful mage? me:yea sure folo me so i bought him priestrobes, a black hat and a staff (just a wooden staff with no orb) me:now u can kill any1 in wildy noob:wow ty so much so i foloed him 2 wildy and pwned him lmao thats just mean :o :shock:
February 23, 200719 yr i got a couple of stories this was wen i was non-member i was aging and some noob came up 2 me noob: can u teach me 2 b an all powerful mage? me:yea sure folo me so i bought him priestrobes, a black hat and a staff (just a wooden staff with no orb) me:now u can kill any1 in wildy noob:wow ty so much so i foloed him 2 wildy and pwned him lmao my other incident was convincing a noob that ther wer 7 chaos emeralds that if brought 2 gether wud destroy rs 5 days later i told her this was the last day her reaction was so hilarious!! not that funny but amusing none the same You have been reported for animal cruelty. Please enjoy your stay at the place you're going. ^^Jk
February 23, 200719 yr inoob: can u teach me 2 b an all powerful mage? me:yea sure folo me so i bought him priestrobes, a black hat and a staff (just a wooden staff with no orb) me:now u can kill any1 in wildy noob:wow ty so much so i foloed him 2 wildy and pwned him lmao thats just mean :o :shock: AND A SCAM , you choudl be ashamed of yourself i would help him
February 24, 200719 yr I have one that wasn't really funny, just annoying. I was on my noob account created for today's TET event. Me:Buying iron2h!! (After a while someone trades me) He put up steel 2h. Me: No I want an iron one not a steel one. Him:Steel Me: No I don't want to buy a steel one. Him: Steel Me: No. Him: Steel Him: Yes. (At that point I added him to my ignore list and after a minute he walked off.)
February 24, 200719 yr lol probably last to post on this forum ever Helm = Looks like a rabbit type animal is humping the back of your head
February 24, 200719 yr I was in Draynor Village bank and some guy said "Buying range skill cape emote". :XD: :XD:
February 24, 200719 yr I've got one but it may not be that funny, but you be the judge. me: selling cooked food: trout, salmon, anchovies, lobbs, and swordfish noob: i'll buy everything but your lobsters and swordfish me: okay noob: how much for them all me: 5k noob: okay *we trade and i had all of the food noted into notes* noob: hey i can't eat this food you said they were cooked, i wan't my money back me: they're cooked, i cooked them myself noob: then how come i can't eat them me: i don't know just cook on them noob: i still can't eat them, i'm reporting you me: why? noob: cuz you said that they were cooked food and i can't eat them *then it hit me* me: duh you stupid noob, the food are noted, you have to unnote them to eat them at the bank.
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