March 10, 200719 yr Noobs are not only silly, they're also predictable. Check this one, just happened, in the mining guild, world 20: private message from a friend: bwa ja da ga e me gij? (Duch dialect for not too bad, and you?) Note thet the "ga e" turned into ** * I try to say ga e, and it is also turned into ** * noob in front of me: **** you guess it was the f-word me: this is silly me: you cannot even say me: g me: a noob: ga me: (space) me: e noob: y me: i gues it looks too much like *** me: g me: a me: y noob: your noob: mother me: Yes? What about her? me: let me guess: she's fat? You ****** her lat night? that was the past simple of the f-word. I've seen more noobs saying these things before. noob: yes me: lol the noob shuts up. I would have reported your [wagon] so fast..
March 11, 200719 yr I got a screen of mine he was talking about a song he saw on Disney Channel Tip.it's official Ninja
March 11, 200719 yr oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D player: Poisoning daggers for free! me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right? (quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby) player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please. me: why not just hand out free weapon poison? player: I want xp from poisoning them me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me player: it is. You can guess what happened next and this is is funny too: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird thats all i have for now :lol: the "sausages"one made to laugh cuz i never actually looked at a whip in that way,as a sauge...... :-k Barrows Items(Order)-V brassy,V-skirt,T legs,Guthan WarSpear.Dragon-NONE
March 11, 200719 yr Noobs are not only silly, they're also predictable. Check this one, just happened, in the mining guild, world 20: private message from a friend: bwa ja da ga e me gij? (Duch dialect for not too bad, and you?) Note thet the "ga e" turned into ** * I try to say ga e, and it is also turned into ** * noob in front of me: **** you guess it was the f-word me: this is silly me: you cannot even say me: g me: a noob: ga me: (space) me: e noob: y me: i gues it looks too much like *** me: g me: a me: y noob: your noob: mother me: Yes? What about her? me: let me guess: she's fat? You ****** her lat night? that was the past simple of the f-word. I've seen more noobs saying these things before. noob: yes me: lol the noob shuts up. I would have reported your [wagon] so fast..*looks at censored word in post above* hypocrite? Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
March 11, 200719 yr I got a screen of mine he was talking about a song he saw on Disney Channel he wasnt realy being a noob tbh u were hes obviously talking to a freind :shame:
March 11, 200719 yr Not only n00b says the funniest things... they also have no idea how to look great on RuneScape: N00b is outlined with red, I am outlined with blue When I was doing death to the dorgeshuun and leading Zanik around, I was at the front of the castle when a newb appeared from tutorial island. me:congrats on getting here! newb:where am I? me:Lumbridge. It's near the middle of the world. newb:Is this where I can get a gun? me:...excuse me? newb:a gun. you dont know what a gun is? me:... newb:wow, what a n00b! me:Sorry to burst your bubble but....there aren't guns in runescape... newb:what? me:yeah, its a little known fact that there were no guns in the middle ages newb: But I only joined so I could get a gun...are you scamming me? me:no.use your common sense. we use swords. Medieval. newb: Scammer! I'm reporting you! me:right... newb:umm....how do I report? me:it's near the bottom of the page. newb:thanks. me:....have fun. then I walked away. I added the guy though cuz I was interested, and sure enough, he never logged on again. That's the best even if it is fake Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! Roflmao for around... well, still laughing! Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob I have also heard someone say D-legs was sausages if you look on them layin on the ground. --- A longer story i just remembered (lasted for half a year): Him: Plz, give me money I just died in the wilderness Me: Follow, I will teach you how to make money Takes him to dwarf mine and teaches him how to mine and make money. Me: So you know how to mine now? Him: Yes, can I add you? Me: Sure 3 months later and we have chatted once in a while, I annoy my friends by turning privat chat on and off... Him: Is your comp bad? Me: No, I'm just annoying my other friends Him: Kk One day I stood on white wolf mountain with an clue scroll then he wrote Him: Hey, how are you doing? Me: Fine, and you? Him: Who are you!!!? And I mean, like What the heck, if he have forgotten who I am why do he write to me? In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 12, 200719 yr Not only n00bs say the funniest things... they also have no idea how to look great on RuneScape: I am outlined with red, the noob is outlined with blue Rofl :lol: , ever had some lvl5 say that he'll never forget you cause you gave them a free steel scimmy?
March 12, 200719 yr not exactly scammin but this nub... me: walking to barbarians to train range noob: hi me: hi noob: *follows me and ask:* do u no wat day today is? me: uh.. no? noob: its my birthday me: uh.. congratz? noob: can i have sum items? me: uh no cause im poor noob: can i just have 1k? PLZ PLZ! me: no... noob: meanie! me: lol noob noob: *left* I'm too poor to afford a sig.
March 12, 200719 yr i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me sk1:so what stuff you got sk2:d long sk1:cool sk2:im gona merchant it noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude noob: lol i heard that before noobs sk1: *sigh* logs out sk2: *sigh* logs out these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob sk1 and 2 log in sk1: hi guys were back
March 12, 200719 yr i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me sk1:so what stuff you got sk2:d long sk1:cool sk2:im gona merchant it noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude noob: lol i heard that before noobs sk1: *sigh* logs out sk2: *sigh* logs out these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob sk1 and 2 log in sk1: hi guys were back not saying they were noobs but that must be the fist tiem a lv3 has gone to get their main account
March 12, 200719 yr i was highalcing some hardleathers when i listened in on these two noobs talking, one lvl 15 and one lvl 9. their conversation lasted for quite a few minutes. i was intrigued so i followed them around for a bit. girl noob: please leave snake. i dont want to see you any more boy noob: rida give me a chance. boy noob: forgive me rida. *girl noob runs off and boy noob follows anxiously. i follow them and continue alcing* boy noob: i brought you a gift. *girl noob continues to walk away* boy noob: i just want you to have these gifts. boy noob: i dont ask that you forgive me. just take them please. girl noob: who was that person back there following you? do you love her? boy noob: no. i only love you boy noob: please take this gift. i dont ask that you forgive me. just take them. *boy noob trades with girl noob. seconds later girl noob is wearing a tiara.* girl noob: how do i look? boy noob: you look beautiful as always. i love you rida girl noob: :) girl noob: im seriously crying right now. you're the best, snake. *at this time girl noob notices that i have been following them* girl noob: who is this zoojane girl? why is she following you? girl noob: do you love her snake? *this is where i decide to get involved* me: get your own man, rida! i had snake first. me: come one snake. you dont need her. boy noob: i dont know you zoojane. go away you witch. girl noob: go away jane! me: but hes my man! girl noob: snake lets switch to world 1 so that jane cant follow us. boy noob: ok *they insult me a few more times. i was surprised that rida trusted him so much. they log out and switch worlds to avoid me but they dont realize that i could have easily followed them to world 1. but i dont really care, so i leave and finish alcing somewhere else.*
March 12, 200719 yr I was on my noob doing shield of arrav with a friend, and got to the part where you have to kill the weapons master. A noob comes (level 27, I was 10) in and starts stealing all the crossbows and generally being a jerk, so I said "Don't make me get my main in here!" (My main actually was in Varrock at the time, so I log onto main, and walk into the house). Me: Told you I'd get my main! Noob: Uh, Uh, noob! *noob logs out* *I log back on my noob* *27 logs back in* Me: How'd you like my main? Noob: That wasn't your main, fr00b! Me:Yes it was! Noob: What was his name, then? Me: JJ r0x 2 Noob: Ch00by nub! *noob bolts away like he was late for a bus while being chased by a rabbid dog*
March 13, 200719 yr This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w i was like that on my first week of runescape too
March 13, 200719 yr i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me sk1:so what stuff you got sk2:d long sk1:cool sk2:im gona merchant it noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude noob: lol i heard that before noobs sk1: *sigh* logs out sk2: *sigh* logs out these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob sk1 and 2 log in sk1: hi guys were back not saying they were noobs but that must be the fist tiem a lv3 has gone to get their main account Yeah and funny as well. :P This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w i was like that on my first week of runescape too Same for me -.-
March 13, 200719 yr This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w This person has been QUOTED!! :mrgreen: *points to sig* Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.
March 13, 200719 yr This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w i was like that on my first week of runescape too Same for me -.- Join the club of people who spent their first week of runescape die constantly :( In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 13, 200719 yr didn't everyone die when they first left lumby? Great quote though:) btw i first died to a cow :-w
March 13, 200719 yr I guess the first thing I died to was a highway man or something, otherwise I was really close to get killed by a man once in Lumbrigde while I in real life yelled "DANIEL!" (my friend) "DANIEL, DANIEL, THIS IDIOTIC MAN IS KILLING ME, HELP ME!!!" In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 13, 200719 yr I guess the first thing I died to was a highway man or something, otherwise I was really close to get killed by a man once in Lumbrigde while I in real life yelled "DANIEL!" (my friend) "DANIEL, DANIEL, THIS IDIOTIC MAN IS KILLING ME, HELP ME!!!" I first died to a man and I kept asking him not to kill me.
March 13, 200719 yr I don't really remember if I posted in this, as it's been a while since I used these boards.. but basically just look at my sig. Bears y0. 1543 Skill total, 100% F2P
March 13, 200719 yr I saw this the other day when i was fishing at Catherby I just sat there laughing thinking what a noob [/bads]
March 13, 200719 yr When i first started runescape with my old main melelqeen i was mining gold at sears villiage and there was this level 8 there saying "im staying hear all day long intil im level 60 mining!, i level up every load of[ i4got ]." All i said was are you sure, good luck! max hit with d scimm=28 : )
March 14, 200719 yr LOL heres one I was talkin to a noob, I had added him, he said friends so i said sure and we were just talkin n everythin, and i mention my old main, which is now banned, so... HIM: I used to have a main account Me: cool, wat lvl was it? HIM: It was level 147 and I had over 350bill. Me: OHH, cool, wats name? (he tells me name which isnt in high scores at all) Me: OK first of all, lvl 126 is the highest combat lvl u can go on runescape HIM: oh srry i meant to type 126. Me: and the most amount of money u can have is 999m (not sure if it really is, i just said it to make him admit lol) Me: and also, ur name isnt even in high scores HIM: that's becuz its banned and when u get banned, they delete ur high scores. Me: no they dont, my main is banned and his hi scores still there HIM: yeh but if its been banned for over a year, they delete the account Me: no they dont, my main has been banned for over a year HIM: then its deleted Me: no its not HIM: how u know? Me: becuz i just logged on to it earlier today to send a message to Jagex lol he just logged out then, or turned off his private chat (this was all in private chat)
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