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I got one (I was wierd, I know)

 

 

 

I put on a pumpkin mask and went to random noob:

 

 

 

Me: ragh I am a pumpkin demon!

 

Me: Death to "noob"

 

Noob: **** off

 

Me: Ooh, offensive language (reported)

 

Me in PM: Reported

 

Me: You have angered jagex ragh

 

Noob: Go away

 

Me: Beware their wrath...

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I got one (I was wierd, I know)

 

 

 

I put on a pumpkin mask and went to random noob:

 

 

 

Me: ragh I am a pumpkin demon!

 

Me: Death to "noob"

 

Noob: **** off

 

Me: Ooh, offensive language (reported)

 

Me in PM: Reported

 

Me: You have angered jagex ragh

 

Noob: Go away

 

Me: Beware their wrath...

 

 

 

Ah the ole noobism.

Break

 

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Well, this is from RSOF Rants, so it fits in pretty well, this kid doesn't have a clue, he just wants attention... -.-

 

 

 

 

 

" Jagex So Ant-semeticle"

 

 

 

"Jagex is sooooooo racist I meen they blame the bot and real world trading on the chinese and the koreans "sweat shops"? wtf how do u sweat when you playin rs. I got a skiller acc and i never talk to nobody reason for that is that a want to make lv 99, so am i gonna get banned? huh? "

 

 

 

 

 

Lol... Nothing like the official forums for great noob convos.

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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'Eres another from the same pile of trash...:

 

 

 

 

 

"IM MAD!!!YAY...yetsad.........."

 

 

 

":(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(OMG I JUST GOT SCAMMED ANYONE WANNA HELP ME GET HIM BACK I TRUSTED HIM AN HE STOLE MY CANNON!!!!LOL,........THIS *****!!!!!!!!!!:@:o^_^O_o "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another moron...

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Here's something newbies say, "Anyone want to date online. Hey date me I like japanese anime and i'm level 105 and I have no life and not one of these people actually literally knows me even though you would think so the way I act like these arguments are real."

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Elysium is halfway and as an answer to the plea

You're destined to yield fragments of Hell in return

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I got one...

 

 

 

I'm wearing no special stuff at all but i have the easter ring.

 

 

 

I morph into egg.

 

Noob: Omg i'm gonna get eggzzz 4 breakfast now.

 

(Its morning were i am)

 

Noob builds fire under me.

 

Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I'm dieing help me!

 

Noob: OMG the eggz r aliv3 *runs away*

 

 

 

He tried to eat me! :shock:

 

 

 

Hehe, I kind of do this all the time too, I take out my ring, go to a crowded, noob-filled are, and morph. Everyone assumes I'm an item, so they all come running on top of me. :P

 

 

 

ill have to try that one sonetime...

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:lol:

 

OMG did he become a member just to say that? because u have to be a member to use the forums lol... :lol:

 

 

 

i was looking through the topic and ethan stole my avatar! <.<

 

 

 

anyway that forum guy was stupid

 

Lol... sorry i can take it off if u want.

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I had this conversation with some guy today, I couldn't believe what he was saying :lol:

 

 

 

He: Hi, are you interested in Runescape? (dumb question, i'm lvl 59, of course i'm interested in Runescape)

 

 

 

Me: Yeah lol

 

 

 

Guy: Why?

 

 

 

Me: Humm... Because it's a nice game?

 

 

 

Guy: But this is a boring game. (I looked at his level, 44. How can a guy be lvl 44 and don't like the game? He must be stupid or something #-o )

 

 

 

Me: Boring??

 

 

 

Guy: Yeah, only killin monsters, nothing else...

 

 

 

Me: Killing monsters, what about the other skills?

 

 

 

Guy: Skills? What kind of skills? :lol:

 

 

 

Me: Duh! Cooking, Fishing, Runecrafting, Crafting, Herblore...

 

 

 

Guy: What's herblore?

 

 

 

Me: It's a members only skill, of course!

 

 

 

Guy: Members?

 

 

 

Me: Omg, don't tell me you never noticed the skills in this game!

 

 

 

Guy: Members?

 

 

 

Me: Yeah, people who pay! Are you crazy?

 

 

 

Guy: Anyway, I still think this game is boring, only killing monsters, no other skills...

 

 

 

MAN, this last sentence almost made me fall off the chair laughing. HOW CAN A PERSON BE THIS DUMB? :wall: :wall:

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[what the heck] how do u sweat when you playin rs.

 

 

 

Lol... Nothing like the official forums for great noob convos.

 

 

 

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I walked passed Edgeville and saw several cooked fishes (salmon & trout) on the street. through I've got lvl53 fishing with lvl52 cooking, I decided to pick 'em up as they're free

 

 

 

noob (combat lvl 7x): n00b

 

noob: giv 'em to me

 

(I didn't listen to him)

 

noob: I'll report you

 

me: just try

 

noob: ...

 

 

 

(picking up dropped item is legal and the funniest part is the lvl7x noob doesn't know this!)

Currently taking a break from Runescape

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I was cutting oak with a mith axe outside the west enterance of varrok

 

 

 

Noob:hi

 

Me:....what?

 

Noob:can i have a look at your axe i can tell when its about to break

 

Me:...uh no its not going to break

 

Noob:it will cost a lot

 

Me:so 400gp is alot to you eh

 

Noob:No i have a lvl 120 Main with a whip so let me see your axe!

 

(then i remebered the member quest where you "enchant" the mithril axe)

 

Me:my axe is magic it wont break....

 

Noob:WTF!!11!!

 

Me:yeah new update it cost 1 mil!

 

Noob:wow so can i look at it to se if it will break

 

Me:no noob go away!

 

noob now rants on then leaves as i got to the bank i see him and his noob friend saying

 

Noob:some noob tried to scam me he said his axe was magic so i repoted him!!111!

 

Noobfriend:LOL

 

i enter bank

 

Me:what thats not what happened you noobs

 

noobs no say how they will own me whith there main or special stuff....Luckly my friend with his full guthix now enters the bank because i wanted to meet him there and said

 

Friend:hey *me* why are you with those 2 noobs how tried to buy my full guthix for 18k

 

Me:hey lets all fight us 2 vs you 2

 

noobs bolt out of bank now.... :wall:

 

thats how i finnaly got rid of the noob and after a few pm later i reported him for offensive language.... :XD:

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I hope that this counts..

 

 

 

It happened to my yesterday actually.

 

 

 

I was walking from lumbridge to dranyor when this level 40 kept on trading me, so when I traded him me put up initiate plate legs up.

 

 

 

"It heals 7 hp each time you get hit"

 

*Thank your report abuse received!*

 

 

 

I got in a fight with him and he traded this other girl

 

 

 

I said "is he trying to scam you too? ugh "

 

 

 

I told her what happened then he started saying "shadow is on crack shadow has no *cabbage*

 

 

 

The funny thing was that since he was 40 and I'm 102 everyone sided with me :P.

 

 

 

They told the level 40 to leave me alone.

 

 

 

Then he got really mad and started making fun of my mom, family, calling me a nerd, saying I'm a noob etc.

 

 

 

After that he just used home teleport, and never saw him again.

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i remember a long time ago when i was a noob

 

 

 

*i go up to some guy with the skull from pking*

 

me:how to you get that skull over your head?

 

guy:you need to kill 20 people on the wild.

 

me:ok really?

 

guy:yes

 

*i go get fighting stuff goes into wild and attacks some random guy*

 

*i get a skull*

 

*then i died because i didn't have any food*

 

next day i asked my friend how do you get the white skull over your head.

 

friend:attack someone in the wild first

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This is a long one involving a noob who scammed me and eventually with some hard work i got him banned.

 

 

 

me: hello!!!

 

noob: hi

 

noob: can i have a steel or mith pick please

 

noob:ill give you a lifetime supply of bars

 

me: sure

 

me: kk thanks!

 

noob: what kind of bars would you like? mith? rune?

 

me: rune please...

 

 

 

(i know he cant smith rune but i leave and get my addy pick for anyways)

 

 

 

me: i dont have mith or steel. ill give you an addy pick. its better

 

noob: yeah i know

 

noob: thanks

 

 

 

(we trade)

 

 

 

noob: now can you get me a steel or mith pick plzzzzz?

 

me: ok

 

me: give me the addy pick and ill get you both of them

 

 

 

(i was actually willing to go all the way to the dwarven mines just for him :P)

 

 

 

noob: no. how can i trust that you wont take it?

 

me: i gave it to you in the first place lol...

 

noob: i think im gonna keep your addy pick HAHAHA

 

noob: scammed!

 

 

 

(5 mins later)

 

 

 

me: i need my addy pick back. i cant mine without. ill give you 200k.

 

noob: ok my world varrock now.

 

me: wait i have people meeting me. come to falador my world please.

 

 

 

(5 mins later)

 

 

 

noob: im almost here.

 

me: sorry i teleported to varrock because you took too long. come to varrock please.

 

 

 

(5 mins later)

 

 

 

noob: k im in varrock

 

me: im really sorry. i teled lumby to get some logs. use your home teleport and meet me there please

 

 

 

(1 min later)

 

 

 

me: wait... stay in varrock

 

noob: i already teled lumby

 

me: o sorry. come back :S

 

 

 

(he eventually began to catch on to what i was doing so i met him in varrock. i was actually at fire giants the whole time and i never really left the spot)

 

 

 

me: hi

 

noob: wheres the 200k

 

guy: buying full iron 10k

 

 

 

(noob proceeds to sell his full iron to him. but i stop the guy in the middle of the trade and explain to him that i will smith him full iron for free:P)

 

 

 

noob: can you smith me full iron too?

 

me: i cant trust you. give me the addy pick back and i will do it

 

noob: no

 

noob: and wheres the 200k

 

me: you're not getting 200k lol. i just wanted you to do a bit of walking as punishment for scamming me

 

noob: DIE IN HELL

 

noob: HAHAHA i knew you were tricking me.

 

noob: im not as nooby as you think

 

 

 

(if he knew i was tricking him then he wouldnt have wasted 30 minutes walking around :S)

 

 

 

noob: reported

 

 

 

(i report for misuse of customer support)

 

 

 

noob: your mamas so fat she breaks chairs when she sits down

 

 

 

(the noob says a few more ridiculous "your mama insults" and tells me to "die in hell" a few more times. but if you think about it if you were in hell, wouldnt you already be dead? i report him for offensive language a few times)

 

 

 

...a week later he stopped logging on. im pretty sure he was banned because he used to be on all day and pm me with lame "your mama" insults every time i logged on. and the sad part was that he was actually a member.

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lol I just had a good one with a newb.. he claimed he had 99 fishing.. I smelled the lie right away... and that not all lvl 99 fishers are ranked on the high scores. He wanted me to pay 50k in advance, when I asked if he`d fish raw lobs for me, then 150k after I got them.

 

He spent about 15 minutes trying to convince me that I`m a stupid newb who doesn`t know anything about rs. Then I asked him where rs was from and he left.

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Gyroman has me on ignore. You didn't keep your end of the bargain. :evil: Loser.

 

what me?

 

i'm sorry i still have you on friends but i'm busy with school now

 

so i go on runescape like 30min a day or not at all

 

close to the end of the school year and my teachers are pouring projects on us.

 

when i see you on again and i have more time for runescape i'll finish the deal.

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