sycosis5 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Lol! hilarious! Because the pickaxe said so, nice answer!! :XD: thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muffins4all Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 People discussing staking in lumb. Level ??: Ill stake money Level ??: Yes u scared chicken Level 31: No Level 31: I can hit 7s noob -.- I have the screenshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I think this thread has the most veiws on TIF, 100k+ :shock: Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomtom99 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 where do you guys keep getting them???? but anyways keep it up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kloffy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I got one (I was wierd, I know) I put on a pumpkin mask and went to random noob: Me: ragh I am a pumpkin demon! Me: Death to "noob" Noob: **** off Me: Ooh, offensive language (reported) Me in PM: Reported Me: You have angered jagex ragh Noob: Go away Me: Beware their wrath... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparticus348 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I got one (I was wierd, I know) I put on a pumpkin mask and went to random noob: Me: ragh I am a pumpkin demon! Me: Death to "noob" Noob: **** off Me: Ooh, offensive language (reported) Me in PM: Reported Me: You have angered jagex ragh Noob: Go away Me: Beware their wrath... Ah the ole noobism. Break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Well, this is from RSOF Rants, so it fits in pretty well, this kid doesn't have a clue, he just wants attention... -.- " Jagex So Ant-semeticle" "Jagex is sooooooo racist I meen they blame the bot and real world trading on the chinese and the koreans "sweat shops"? wtf how do u sweat when you playin rs. I got a skiller acc and i never talk to nobody reason for that is that a want to make lv 99, so am i gonna get banned? huh? " Lol... Nothing like the official forums for great noob convos. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 'Eres another from the same pile of trash...: "IM MAD!!!YAY...yetsad.........." ":(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(OMG I JUST GOT SCAMMED ANYONE WANNA HELP ME GET HIM BACK I TRUSTED HIM AN HE STOLE MY CANNON!!!!LOL,........THIS *****!!!!!!!!!!:@:o^_^O_o " Another moron... There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monoxide_Child Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Here's something newbies say, "Anyone want to date online. Hey date me I like japanese anime and i'm level 105 and I have no life and not one of these people actually literally knows me even though you would think so the way I act like these arguments are real." Make sure to be pleased with the ways of your deathFor in days of reckoning and when the twilight torn is tickingElysium is halfway and as an answer to the pleaYou're destined to yield fragments of Hell in return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I think this thread has the most veiws on TIF, 100k+ :shock: It does have the most views, but its not the biggest :) With 687 pages, "The 'You're Banned' Game" deserves that title lol Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tippyc Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I got one... I'm wearing no special stuff at all but i have the easter ring. I morph into egg. Noob: Omg i'm gonna get eggzzz 4 breakfast now. (Its morning were i am) Noob builds fire under me. Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I'm dieing help me! Noob: OMG the eggz r aliv3 *runs away* He tried to eat me! :shock: Hehe, I kind of do this all the time too, I take out my ring, go to a crowded, noob-filled are, and morph. Everyone assumes I'm an item, so they all come running on top of me. :P ill have to try that one sonetime... Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethan634 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 :lol: OMG did he become a member just to say that? because u have to be a member to use the forums lol... :lol: i was looking through the topic and ethan stole my avatar! anyway that forum guy was stupid Lol... sorry i can take it off if u want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard_1315 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I had this conversation with some guy today, I couldn't believe what he was saying :lol: He: Hi, are you interested in Runescape? (dumb question, i'm lvl 59, of course i'm interested in Runescape) Me: Yeah lol Guy: Why? Me: Humm... Because it's a nice game? Guy: But this is a boring game. (I looked at his level, 44. How can a guy be lvl 44 and don't like the game? He must be stupid or something #-o ) Me: Boring?? Guy: Yeah, only killin monsters, nothing else... Me: Killing monsters, what about the other skills? Guy: Skills? What kind of skills? :lol: Me: Duh! Cooking, Fishing, Runecrafting, Crafting, Herblore... Guy: What's herblore? Me: It's a members only skill, of course! Guy: Members? Me: Omg, don't tell me you never noticed the skills in this game! Guy: Members? Me: Yeah, people who pay! Are you crazy? Guy: Anyway, I still think this game is boring, only killing monsters, no other skills... MAN, this last sentence almost made me fall off the chair laughing. HOW CAN A PERSON BE THIS DUMB? :wall: :wall: Every path you have trod, through wilderness and through war, has led to this road... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I'm so used to that kind of stuff in my school that i don't even laugh anymore :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazpot Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 [what the heck] how do u sweat when you playin rs. Lol... Nothing like the official forums for great noob convos. Best find ever I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my cheeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blosssom2581 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I walked passed Edgeville and saw several cooked fishes (salmon & trout) on the street. through I've got lvl53 fishing with lvl52 cooking, I decided to pick 'em up as they're free noob (combat lvl 7x): n00b noob: giv 'em to me (I didn't listen to him) noob: I'll report you me: just try noob: ... (picking up dropped item is legal and the funniest part is the lvl7x noob doesn't know this!) Currently taking a break from Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmavidisevil Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I was cutting oak with a mith axe outside the west enterance of varrok Noob:hi Me:....what? Noob:can i have a look at your axe i can tell when its about to break Me:...uh no its not going to break Noob:it will cost a lot Me:so 400gp is alot to you eh Noob:No i have a lvl 120 Main with a whip so let me see your axe! (then i remebered the member quest where you "enchant" the mithril axe) Me:my axe is magic it wont break.... Noob:WTF!!11!! Me:yeah new update it cost 1 mil! Noob:wow so can i look at it to se if it will break Me:no noob go away! noob now rants on then leaves as i got to the bank i see him and his noob friend saying Noob:some noob tried to scam me he said his axe was magic so i repoted him!!111! Noobfriend:LOL i enter bank Me:what thats not what happened you noobs noobs no say how they will own me whith there main or special stuff....Luckly my friend with his full guthix now enters the bank because i wanted to meet him there and said Friend:hey *me* why are you with those 2 noobs how tried to buy my full guthix for 18k Me:hey lets all fight us 2 vs you 2 noobs bolt out of bank now.... :wall: thats how i finnaly got rid of the noob and after a few pm later i reported him for offensive language.... :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow_00083 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I hope that this counts.. It happened to my yesterday actually. I was walking from lumbridge to dranyor when this level 40 kept on trading me, so when I traded him me put up initiate plate legs up. "It heals 7 hp each time you get hit" *Thank your report abuse received!* I got in a fight with him and he traded this other girl I said "is he trying to scam you too? ugh " I told her what happened then he started saying "shadow is on crack shadow has no *cabbage* The funny thing was that since he was 40 and I'm 102 everyone sided with me :P. They told the level 40 to leave me alone. Then he got really mad and started making fun of my mom, family, calling me a nerd, saying I'm a noob etc. After that he just used home teleport, and never saw him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 i remember a long time ago when i was a noob *i go up to some guy with the skull from pking* me:how to you get that skull over your head? guy:you need to kill 20 people on the wild. me:ok really? guy:yes *i go get fighting stuff goes into wild and attacks some random guy* *i get a skull* *then i died because i didn't have any food* next day i asked my friend how do you get the white skull over your head. friend:attack someone in the wild first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Gyroman has me on ignore. You didn't keep your end of the bargain. :evil: Loser. I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojane Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 This is a long one involving a noob who scammed me and eventually with some hard work i got him banned. me: hello!!! noob: hi noob: can i have a steel or mith pick please noob:ill give you a lifetime supply of bars me: sure me: kk thanks! noob: what kind of bars would you like? mith? rune? me: rune please... (i know he cant smith rune but i leave and get my addy pick for anyways) me: i dont have mith or steel. ill give you an addy pick. its better noob: yeah i know noob: thanks (we trade) noob: now can you get me a steel or mith pick plzzzzz? me: ok me: give me the addy pick and ill get you both of them (i was actually willing to go all the way to the dwarven mines just for him :P) noob: no. how can i trust that you wont take it? me: i gave it to you in the first place lol... noob: i think im gonna keep your addy pick HAHAHA noob: scammed! (5 mins later) me: i need my addy pick back. i cant mine without. ill give you 200k. noob: ok my world varrock now. me: wait i have people meeting me. come to falador my world please. (5 mins later) noob: im almost here. me: sorry i teleported to varrock because you took too long. come to varrock please. (5 mins later) noob: k im in varrock me: im really sorry. i teled lumby to get some logs. use your home teleport and meet me there please (1 min later) me: wait... stay in varrock noob: i already teled lumby me: o sorry. come back :S (he eventually began to catch on to what i was doing so i met him in varrock. i was actually at fire giants the whole time and i never really left the spot) me: hi noob: wheres the 200k guy: buying full iron 10k (noob proceeds to sell his full iron to him. but i stop the guy in the middle of the trade and explain to him that i will smith him full iron for free:P) noob: can you smith me full iron too? me: i cant trust you. give me the addy pick back and i will do it noob: no noob: and wheres the 200k me: you're not getting 200k lol. i just wanted you to do a bit of walking as punishment for scamming me noob: DIE IN HELL noob: HAHAHA i knew you were tricking me. noob: im not as nooby as you think (if he knew i was tricking him then he wouldnt have wasted 30 minutes walking around :S) noob: reported (i report for misuse of customer support) noob: your mamas so fat she breaks chairs when she sits down (the noob says a few more ridiculous "your mama insults" and tells me to "die in hell" a few more times. but if you think about it if you were in hell, wouldnt you already be dead? i report him for offensive language a few times) ...a week later he stopped logging on. im pretty sure he was banned because he used to be on all day and pm me with lame "your mama" insults every time i logged on. and the sad part was that he was actually a member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 too bad you lost your addy pick though :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 too bad you lost your addy pick though :( 3.2k isn't that much for a good laugh... besides in case the n00b didn't lie zoojane would have a lifetimes supply of mith or rune. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier_side Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 lol I just had a good one with a newb.. he claimed he had 99 fishing.. I smelled the lie right away... and that not all lvl 99 fishers are ranked on the high scores. He wanted me to pay 50k in advance, when I asked if he`d fish raw lobs for me, then 150k after I got them. He spent about 15 minutes trying to convince me that I`m a stupid newb who doesn`t know anything about rs. Then I asked him where rs was from and he left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Gyroman has me on ignore. You didn't keep your end of the bargain. :evil: Loser. what me? i'm sorry i still have you on friends but i'm busy with school now so i go on runescape like 30min a day or not at all close to the end of the school year and my teachers are pouring projects on us. when i see you on again and i have more time for runescape i'll finish the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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