The Observer Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 OK. Is saw this a few times when I was training. I am training at lessers right and this happens: low leveled player: help *I help him by killing a lesser* *He however stays in the lesser area* low leveled player: help *I help him again* me: what do you want? the low leveled player doesn't respond. low leveled player: help he kept doing that for about an hour until he finally left. And also one time I was mining gold. Then some guy says, "What are you mining?" I said, "Gold". He said, "No that's runite!" I said, "Umm. No this is gold" He said, "You can't mine gold you scammer! Reported!" I said, "Ummm.. Ok........" Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Next_Generation Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 A low level came up to me and said "I buy ur sord" I said "sry i need it" he says "but look" I un-equip it and offer it, he puts up a Tyras Helm and 219 gp. I said "sry they worth 100k ea" and he asked where to buy one and I replied Zanaris he then said "where is he" and I said "just do lost city ull find it." Trying to get 99 Fishing and Cooking, I'm doing my goal in 5 level increments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unorclan Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 *noob comes back from evil bob* Noob: wheres my swordie!? Noob: reported!!!! you freak 2nd Noob: who? Noob: book (thats me) Noob: and you too (2nd noob) 2nd Noob: what!! why!! what did i do Me: rofl, i didn't take your swordie noob *noob logs out* Me to 2nd Noob: put that girl on ignore man 2nd Noob: why Me: why not? 2nd Noob: no man, i gotta make that girl like me. I'm sure i'll be dating her one day... Me:.....are you like 7? 2nd Noob: maybe... Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJE03 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparticus348 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Lmao, you definitely have a fair share of scammers addicted to you. Break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Lmao, you definitely have a fair share of scammers addicted to you. That's a really good one. "And you have been reported, cheers. (^^,)" In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 new one: Him: Hey, I saw your video on youtube Him: Holy Moley Me: Okay? Me: Did you like it? Him: Yeah it was awesome Me: Can I just ask a simple question? Him: Yes Me: Why did you add me to write it on RS instead of YouTube? Him: Ehm... I dunno, maybe because I thought you wouldn't see it. Him: GTG bye It's not what he said, it's more that he acctually wrote it on RS. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allan1114 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Once i got reported for not giving some kid 10 gp at alkharid =/ range: 64/80/80mage: 61/84/82atk: 46/77/60 str 41/82/99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fekambard Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Thats happened like....Twice to me : That was funny lol :lol: ~Angat14~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drcodyjones Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 There was this real funny time. Noob(lvl 5):Hey,noob. Me (lvl 20):Umm,hi. Noob:Your a noob! Me:Oh,you are i'm so sorry. noob:Your a noob! Ha Ha! Me:Do you even know what noob means. Noob:Yes. it means...ummm. Me:see you don't! Noob:Atleast i can make bronze shields and you can't! Me: Umm I can make a full helm! Noob:Lier! Me:Your so funny. noob:*swear word*. Me:Get out of here noob. Need a clan?Come join the Armoured Knights!Dont need to be a member!Free to join! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_13th_Apostle Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Newb: Do ur cape dance plz Me: Sorry, it's broken right now. Newb: Oh *walks away* ^Thanks Lil_Atza!I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ... Smells like...victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Claiming I'm immature because I can't vote. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unorclan Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Claiming I'm immature because I can't vote. rofl :thumbsup: great one Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 There was this real funny time. Noob(lvl 5):Hey,noob. Me (lvl 20):Umm,hi. Noob:Your a noob! Me:Oh,you are i'm so sorry. noob:Your a noob! Ha Ha! Me:Do you even know what noob means. Noob:Yes. it means...ummm. Me:see you don't! Noob:Atleast i can make bronze shields and you can't! Me: Umm I can make a full helm! Noob:Lier! Me:Your so funny. noob:*swear word*. Me:Get out of here noob. Lol... I bet I will hear a lot of n00bs if I manage to get 99 fishing and 99 cooking :XD: In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smauque Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes) Noob: what shield is that? Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one Noob: its tradeable though Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt Noob continues with his buisness Noob wants to trade with me Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*! Noob hands me 3mil Me: holy *woof* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes) Noob: what shield is that? Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one Noob: its tradeable though Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt Noob continues with his buisness Noob wants to trade with me Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*! Noob hands me 3mil Me: holy *woof* dang you lucky person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes) Noob: what shield is that? Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one Noob: its tradeable though Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt Noob continues with his buisness Noob wants to trade with me Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*! Noob hands me 3mil Me: holy *woof* dang you lucky person For some reason I don't believe that story. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unorclan Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes) Noob: what shield is that? Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one Noob: its tradeable though Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt Noob continues with his buisness Noob wants to trade with me Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*! Noob hands me 3mil Me: holy *woof* dang you lucky person For some reason I don't believe that story. me either Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 whats with the animal sounds too? that story isn't even about a noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 whats with the animal sounds too? The animal sounds are like the "*"'s when you swear in RuneScape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiri.C Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I was in f2p to help my mate tanning his cowhides and sunnenly some lvl 10 or something starts following me him: wat mask is tat? me: camel mask him: cann i buy is pleash?? me: you can't trade it him:drop it then omg? me: won't work, it will dissapear him: no it wont, how you get it me: you have to be a member and i assume ur not a member him: im a member noob me: oh okay what are u doing here in f2p? him: make me free member please me: i can't him: omfg noob u can all members can me: no they can't him: will u help me get the mask now? me: no you need a quest and get members him: help me on that quest pls me: are you stupid or something? him:omfg u noob nerd omfg noob noob noobo nooob u **** u ****ing **** me:reported... him: for what? hhaaahahahaaha after he followed me beggin for free stuff i ignored him lol 134 combat | +2200 total | player since June 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unorclan Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I was in f2p to help my mate tanning his cowhides and sunnenly some lvl 10 or something starts following me him: wat mask is tat? me: camel mask him: cann i buy is pleash?? me: you can't trade it him:drop it then omg? me: won't work, it will dissapear him: no it wont, how you get it me: you have to be a member and i assume ur not a member him: im a member noob me: oh okay what are u doing here in f2p? him: make me free member please me: i can't him: [omg] noob u can all members can me: no they can't him: will u help me get the mask now? me: no you need a quest and get members him: help me on that quest pls me: are you stupid or something? him:[omg] u noob nerd [omg] noob noob noobo nooob u **** u ****ing **** me:reported... him: for what? hhaaahahahaaha after he followed me beggin for free stuff i ignored him lol lol, happens to me all the time. Not with members stuff but with holiday items....i swear been reported for saying "you cant get this easter ring anymore" like 500 times. Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes) Noob: what shield is that? Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one Noob: its tradeable though Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt Noob continues with his buisness Noob wants to trade with me Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*! Noob hands me 3mil Me: holy *woof* dang you lucky person For some reason I don't believe that story. me either Yeh, sounds just a lil'... made up. -.- There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solidus_77 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes) Noob: what shield is that? Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one Noob: its tradeable though Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt Noob continues with his buisness Noob wants to trade with me Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*! Noob hands me 3mil Me: holy *woof* That's all? really that's quite weak. Noobs usually give people 8 mill quite often. :roll: 76th to reach 99 Construction on 6th of February 2007379th to reach 99 Runecrafting on 4th of November 2007 Finally the secrets of goal achieving are revealed! (give my guide a read :^_^: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_D_K_48117 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 noob: mister, can I please have free stuff? me: Nope, sorry noob: But I'm new, you're supposed to give me free stuff me: No I'm not? noob: Yes you are noob me: You probably don't even know what a "noob" is noob: It's a person who touches other men, duh noob noob: Hi me: Hi? noob: Will you be my gf? me: I'm a guy noob: Then why do you have long hair? me: Because I feel like it noob: Then do you want to be my bf? me: Why do you want to date me noob: I dunno...everyone else does it me: Everyone else also has lives, try getting one noob: reported noob me: Ok? Sure? And you were just reported for misuse of reporting, congrats noob1: Wow, I just got some full bronze! noob2: Really?! How?! noob1: I begged and begged and begged, and finally some noob gave me something noob2: So what are you going to do with it noob1: I'm going to slel it for like 3k! noob2: Wow, you're gonna be rich! "Stupid is smart you dumb n00b." - noob in lumbridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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