these kind of ppl r stupid, its obvious there gonna hack u,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a monkey with 1 eye and absolutley no skills in reading can see that hes gonna get hacked by a stupid person if they give them their pass :wall:

yea seriously.i always knew to never give my pass cause they would probably hack me (99.9% its a hacker)

At Barrows

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Hey

 

 

 

Noob: Anyone have a spade?

 

 

 

Me: When you go to Barrows, a shovel is essential.

 

 

 

Noob: I no that now

 

 

 

Me: Besides, at your level (60 something) its not wise to try this.

 

 

 

Me: This is for experienced players

 

 

 

Noob: U sure?

 

 

 

Me: Yes

 

 

 

Noob: I'm experienced

 

 

 

Me: Lol, whats your mage level?

 

 

 

Noob: 37

 

 

 

Me: Rofl

 

 

 

Noob: Ya

 

 

 

Me: Kk

 

 

 

Noob: Y?

 

 

 

Noob: My prayer is 77

 

 

 

Me: If you wanna commit suicide, go ahead

 

 

 

Me: Your prayer is 77, thats good but not good enough (he still lacked essential skills)

 

 

 

Noob: Wont prayer help

 

 

 

Me: Yes but the Barrows Brothers are weak to Magic.

 

 

 

Noob: No, Im jking, my prayer is 37

 

 

 

Me: Leave me alone noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I walk off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Later he pms me asking if I got Guthans Spear or something and that he'd buy it from me. I bet he didnt even know how much its worth.

lol, when the new courthouse was built in cammy, i was doing the quest the second it came out, so i walked back in to talk to anna, and here goes the conversation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

newb="what is this place?"

 

 

 

me="it's a court for the new quest."

 

 

 

newb="which!!??"

 

 

 

me="king's ransom."

 

 

 

newb="oh, what is the room thought.?"

 

 

 

me="a courtroom."

 

 

 

newb="whoah whats a court?"

 

 

 

me="umm, i'm not entirely sure, but the last time i checked a court was a court..."

 

 

 

newb="oh that place where they hold court cases"

 

 

 

me="yes, i beleive so."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol:)

Noob:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

there is a thread "noobs say the funnies things!" Go to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol on this thread...

noob:hi

 

 

 

Me:hi

 

 

 

Noob: ur a noob

 

 

 

Me: why?

 

 

 

Noob: cuz u are.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-k what?

Keep em comming, did RS run out of noobs? no noob posts since couple of days...

Just got this from a lvl32 at the top of the wizard tower:

 

 

 

Noob:Can someone teleport the demon?

i cant remeber the exact conv but it was basicly a noob pure pker wineing because the 1itemer he jst killed didnt drop out when he wz wearing a ring of wealth to make sure he got gd drops.......

Two new ones:

 

 

 

Noob: Hey, what are you doing?

 

Me: Guess what Sherlock, I'm woodcutting (I love it when people ask the above. Just look at the freaking screen! I didn't type this in the game btw).

 

Noob: Rofl, reported for macroing.

 

Me: *like I've been struck in the head with a club* Oh... I'm sorry to hear that.

 

Noob: You will not be so sorry when you get banned!

 

Some guy - he turns out to be a Pmod: I love it when noobs know the best when someone gets banned.

 

Noob: o_0 IRL (I bet)

 

(he left)

 

 

 

Also:

 

 

 

Noob: (This was actually in two lines) All those stupid macroers, why doesn't Jagex destroy China?

I swear I just fell out of my chair laughing.

Idiot: Buy ur full Wizzy T//? (On my Pure Skiller)

 

Me: Nfs

 

Idiot2: Buy ur wiz t/

 

Me: Not for fricken sale!

 

Both: noooob

 

 

 

... :shock:

 

 

 

Me: (Fishing in Barbarian Village) Fishing levels

 

(People say their levels)

 

Me: Mine's 59 (It is on my Pure Skiller)

 

Noob: No itz nut noob! u lvl 3!

 

Me: I'm a pure skiller, genious. O.o!

 

Noob: wat pure skiller?

 

Me: A person that doesn't raise any 'fighting' stats.

 

Noob: o

 

Noob: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob

 

(Continuous) Nooooooooooob liaaaarrrrrr

 

 

 

..... :-s

 

 

 

My friend tells me there's a level 3 noob that says he has 70 prayer, so I tell him it's impossible..

 

 

 

Me: Prayer raises your levels

 

Him: No it duznt noob

 

Me: Lol. Prayer raises combat, if you get it to about level... 8 it should put you up to level 4.

 

Him: Noob

 

Me: It raises combat, like... Ranged defense attack strength magic and ofcourse, Prayer.

 

Him: Magic dusnt raise level

 

Me: Get your magic and prayer up to level 15, and check your level..

 

*Ignore*

This isn't funny, just worrying:

 

 

 

Newb: Hey, can I have 100gp?

 

Me: Yeah sure.

 

Newb: Actually, no I don't want that much, I'll only have 10k.

 

Me: ? No...

 

Newb: C'mon! You were willing to give me 100gp, why not 10k?

 

Me: *teleport*

 

Newb pm: Reported.

 

Me: *ignore*

Noob: (This was actually in two lines) All those stupid macroers, why doesn't Jagex destroy China?

 

 

 

Mental Note: Do not drink Soda while reading this topic... I have to go get a tissue and a new shirt now...

I was killing green drags when an autoer appears so I attack him. Another player had a go at me saying:

 

Noob: Stopp attacking other people noob

 

Me: He's an autoer...

 

Noob: So you shouldn't attack others

 

Me: If you like autoers your a noob...

 

Noob: I am an autoer :-k

Noob: Hey I buy you're robin set for my rune

 

Me: nty

 

Noob: Why not

 

Me: its worth a lot more. and its nfs

 

Noob: plz?

 

Me: no

 

Noob: ok rune and some mystic

 

 

 

at this point i just ignored him. i try to be as polite as possible with people like this because they are stupid and cant really help it

 

 

 

another time this kid randomly pmed me and said the following

 

 

 

Noob: Come to my world i gotta show you something

 

(by now i was like...scam comin up. but i went along with it)

 

Me: ok

 

(i get to where he is in Camelot)

 

Noob: dood you have a Robin Set?

 

(why do people keep pointing out the obvious)

 

Me: yeah...so

 

Noob: can i have it

 

Me: uh...no. i worked hard to buy it

 

Noob: plz?

 

Me: no

 

Noob: i'll pay you back as soon as Zezima adds me and gives me money

 

(oh yeah...he actually said that. i wish i had taken a freakin picture)

 

Me: dude no

 

Noob: then get lost you nerd

 

Me: ...

I think the term "idiot" would fit better than "noob" for this one, but I'll use "noob" to keep it the same as the others.

 

 

 

Noob: Is that a skillcape?

 

Me: Yes

 

Noob: Is that a fire on your cape?

 

Me: Yes

 

Noob: Can you do the emote?

 

Me: Say please

 

Noob: Can you plz do the emote?

 

*I do the emote*

 

Noob: Cool fireball!!!

 

Me: Ty

 

*several seconds pass*

 

Noob: Is that a Firemaking Cape?

 

 

 

:wall: :wall: :wall:

This happened earlier today,

 

 

 

Just walking around in free world lumby (i'm lvl 83 with whip and rune on)

 

 

 

Noob1: Can i have 100gp please?

 

Me: Sorry i dont do handouts.

 

 

 

So i walk around for a lil while more.

 

 

 

Noob2 was standing right beside me when i said no handouts to the guy.

 

and then she messages me on Pm.

 

 

 

Noob2:Can i have free stuff?

 

Me:No

 

Me(thinking): WTF?!?!?!? DIDNT I JUST SAY "I, DONT, DO, HANDOUTS!!!!"

 

 

 

I log and and ignore her.

Buyer: Buying Mage bow

 

Buyer: Buying Mage bow

 

* 7 times more *

 

Buyer sees guy with Mage bow

 

Buyer: Buy your bow

 

Person: Nfs

 

Buyer: 7k

 

Person: Nfs (exits bank)

 

Buyer: Noob!

I was standing in seers bank today in the afternoon, and suddenly like 5-7 different people started talking about me, and the subject was my bunny ears and scythe.

 

I was also apparently for sale, and then someone bought me as a bunny lol.

 

I didn't get all of the conversation, 'cause they ÃÆÃâÃâüber-chatted.

 

Well, enjoy =)

 

 

 

P.S: They weren't noobs, just a funny conversation! (at least i thought).

 

 

 

Noob: how can i make 2.2mill by thursday(it was tuesday)

 

Me: fish, wc or fletch there are mnay things u could do.

 

Noob: Which do you suggest is best

 

Me:well I fish sharks for money, I can make 1.5mill a day

 

Noob: Can i have 1 mill, I will pay u back

 

Me: i dont give anything away, Go and earn some money yourself

 

Noob:plz i'll pay u back

 

Me:No, stop begging

 

 

 

The noob then shuts up and i think to myself what an idiot he is.

 

 

 

I mean was he serious when he asked me for a free 1mill?

i just got this while staking........

 

lvl 28 - can i have some free money plz plz onl;y 50k plzplz

 

-me-sorry... i dont gave money away

 

soem random guy-who begs though, honestly lol??????(probably very popular )

 

lvl 28 - not me!!!... im no begger

 

 

 

2 mins later

 

 

 

lvl28(pm)- so can i have money then or what noob?

this was when i was around about 20 mage lvl

 

 

 

him: hi im a warrior

 

me:fascanating

 

him:im the same combat lvl as yu

 

me: yet agen, fascanating

 

him: i cud own a mage like you, lets go wildy

 

me: yu sure, im pure mage

 

him: ok but iv got a d2h in mi inventory

 

 

 

2 reasons why this was impossible:

 

1-we were both F2P members

 

2-he was lvl 13 with only a bronze med helm on :lol:

I don't remember the exact words, so I'll paraphrase...

 

 

 

World 3 Varrock

 

Me: Selling full black armor 20k

 

[annoying guy with full rune and a dlong]: (trades me and offers green d'hide and 5k)

 

Me: Cash

 

(I go back to trying to sell the full black...)

 

Annoying guy: I bet I have more money than you.

 

Me: Well why don't you use it?

 

(He keeps trying to trade me, telling me to look)

 

(I decide to look, he offers green dhide and 10k)

 

Me: I said 20k cash

 

(I continue to ignore him while he tries to trade me)

 

Annoying guy: Noob I was gonna offer 35k (he walks off) :XD:

Myself being male, my character was for some time female. Walking through Catherby one day, some random guy pmed me and said...

 

 

 

Noob: Hey hot stuff, looking for a boyfriend?

 

Me: No

 

Me: And I'm a guy

 

 

 

I have since changed my character back to male.