December 20, 200718 yr Rune rocks a couple days after the December 10th updates...(sadly this person was not of noobish level at all but I guess they come in all levels) Me:*logs into rune rocks, starts mining a rock* Level 86:*appears on the radar and runs at full force toward me* Me:*continues to mine a stubborn rune ore* Level 86:Omg!1! Me:*silently continues to mine the aganozing rock* Level 86:Y cant i attk u Me:Did you read the front page recently? Level 86:No Me:Well, you can't attack people in the wild anymore Me:You have to go to an arena called Bounty Hunter Level 86:Bunty Huntor? Nub, there's no such thing Level 86:Ur jus using prayer nub! Me:I don't believe so. Try to right click on me and look at the options Level 86:C you r using prayer! I dont c attk! Me:Right, my prayer is manipulating JavaScript :-s... Level 86:Nerd Me:*silent* Level 86:Ill jus wait here till ur prayer runs out! Me:*2 minutes pass and I finally finish mining the rock* I saw the guy appear now and then as I was switching worlds...poor guy was in major denial :lol:. ~Retired 13-July-2010~Thanks for the great memories folks :).
December 20, 200718 yr ...We have now reached unprecedented levels of global stupidity... Were way past that more bank space for non-members
December 20, 200718 yr I am positive that noobs read this forum- My story now... (Cutting trees) Noob: Noob Me: You do that... Noob: We ran into battle! Noob: We were outnumbered! Me: Be nice, don't fight Noob: Then the tides turn when the moon reaches Noob: the point of the world. Me: No tides in rs Noob: Then add one freshy cracked egg and Noob: douse in vinagear and basil Me: Okkkkkkaaaay Noob: Noob *teleports*
December 21, 200718 yr I was in the Land of Snow healing a snow mage when i oversaw a conversation: Scammer: Want me to trim your armour? it's free Player: And how do you do it? Scammer: With a knife and 4 gold bars. #-o Later on: (after reporting and pelting him while calling him scammer) Scammer:Don't you read the messages of the week???!!! :XD: :XD: :XD: *´¨) ¸.´¸.*´¨)(¸.´ (¸.Lilith1023
December 21, 200718 yr I am mining Noob comes by Noob:Where is anvil? Me:Varrok (nearest one was there) Noob: Take me there! Me: Sry Im busy Noob: Ill pay u 10gp! Me: sry, not interested Noob: Omg! Reported! Me: For wat? lol. Noob: not helping me! Me: watever. Noob: Take me there! Me: Just check on world map Noob stays there for couple of secs Noob: where is it? Me: Varrok Noob:k seconds later Noob: I cant find it? spelling Me:varrock Noob:U lied!!! Me: Watever?!?! Noob:Reported! Me: oh well... Noob: Its still not here?!?!?! Me: wat u mean? Noob: U making this city up noob! Noob: Google Earth has every city!!! Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair) Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me Noob: Noob! Me: Go to world map on top of your screen! Noob: Stop! Noob! Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks) Me: Then dont play! Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games Me: like wat? Halo?? Noob: Miniclip! Noob:bye Me: Bye! gl noob! Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob Me:rofl Noob:loggs Me:Lmao I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things I would say he is 7 year oldish Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!! I know this was a few pages back, and it's some-what "old," but I had to quote this and say this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. Gf, Miniclip. :XD:
December 21, 200718 yr I am mining Noob comes by Noob:Where is anvil? Me:Varrok (nearest one was there) Noob: Take me there! Me: Sry Im busy Noob: Ill pay u 10gp! Me: sry, not interested Noob: Omg! Reported! Me: For wat? lol. Noob: not helping me! Me: watever. Noob: Take me there! Me: Just check on world map Noob stays there for couple of secs Noob: where is it? Me: Varrok Noob:k seconds later Noob: I cant find it? spelling Me:varrock Noob:U lied!!! Me: Watever?!?! Noob:Reported! Me: oh well... Noob: Its still not here?!?!?! Me: wat u mean? Noob: U making this city up noob! Noob: Google Earth has every city!!! Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair) Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me Noob: Noob! Me: Go to world map on top of your screen! Noob: Stop! Noob! Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks) Me: Then dont play! Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games Me: like wat? Halo?? Noob: Miniclip! Noob:bye Me: Bye! gl noob! Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob Me:rofl Noob:loggs Me:Lmao I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things I would say he is 7 year oldish Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!! I know this was a few pages back, and it's some-what "old," but I had to quote this and say this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. Gf, Miniclip. :XD: meh i found this game thru miniclip :P VIX VIX VIX
December 21, 200718 yr I have a story thats quite funny. Last week I was walking through lumbridge wearing my full camoflage random event gear, some low level (can't remember) then comes up to me and says: Noob:Is that army clothes? Me: Its camoflage clothing, yes Noob: Where you get it? Me: Its from a random event. Noob: Can you take me to the event? Me: but its random.... Noob: Can you takeme to the event plz? Me: But its a random event! it just randomly happens. Noob: O ok then... *Note not the exact words but close enough I had a few laughs after, though at least I have educated :) Woodcutting does not raise your combat level because most people do not play as yew trees.
December 21, 200718 yr I am mining Noob comes by Noob:Where is anvil? Me:Varrok (nearest one was there) Noob: Take me there! Me: Sry Im busy Noob: Ill pay u 10gp! Me: sry, not interested Noob: Omg! Reported! Me: For wat? lol. Noob: not helping me! Me: watever. Noob: Take me there! Me: Just check on world map Noob stays there for couple of secs Noob: where is it? Me: Varrok Noob:k seconds later Noob: I cant find it? spelling Me:varrock Noob:U lied!!! Me: Watever?!?! Noob:Reported! Me: oh well... Noob: Its still not here?!?!?! Me: wat u mean? Noob: U making this city up noob! Noob: Google Earth has every city!!! Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair) Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me Noob: Noob! Me: Go to world map on top of your screen! Noob: Stop! Noob! Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks) Me: Then dont play! Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games Me: like wat? Halo?? Noob: Miniclip! Noob:bye Me: Bye! gl noob! Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob Me:rofl Noob:loggs Me:Lmao I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things I would say he is 7 year oldish Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!! I know this was a few pages back, and it's some-what "old," but I had to quote this and say this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. Gf, Miniclip. :XD: meh i found this game thru miniclip :P Ermm..gf (most) miniclip players? #-o
December 21, 200718 yr I am mining Noob comes by Noob:Where is anvil? Me:Varrok (nearest one was there) Noob: Take me there! Me: Sry Im busy Noob: Ill pay u 10gp! Me: sry, not interested Noob: Omg! Reported! Me: For wat? lol. Noob: not helping me! Me: watever. Noob: Take me there! Me: Just check on world map Noob stays there for couple of secs Noob: where is it? Me: Varrok Noob:k seconds later Noob: I cant find it? spelling Me:varrock Noob:U lied!!! Me: Watever?!?! Noob:Reported! Me: oh well... Noob: Its still not here?!?!?! Me: wat u mean? Noob: U making this city up noob! Noob: Google Earth has every city!!! Me:LOL!ROFL! (fall off comp. chair) Noob: Reported for playing jokes on me Noob: Noob! Me: Go to world map on top of your screen! Noob: Stop! Noob! Noob: This games ***** (i assumed he wrote sucks) Me: Then dont play! Noob: game is bad...Ima go aplay other games Me: like wat? Halo?? Noob: Miniclip! Noob:bye Me: Bye! gl noob! Noob: Bye! Noobie! Reported for not helping me, tricking me, and calling me noob Me:rofl Noob:loggs Me:Lmao I like how he thought i was tricking him and went on google earth thinking it was a real city! LOL Always reported for no reason and even after reported asked me things I would say he is 7 year oldish Comes to show u to never trust a Miniclip NOOB!!! I know this was a few pages back, and it's some-what "old," but I had to quote this and say this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. Gf, Miniclip. :XD: meh i found this game thru miniclip :P Ermm..gf (most) miniclip players? #-o LMFAO THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I EVER READ! :lol:
December 21, 200718 yr Chewyguy. you can be thirsy, in the dessert of course. :D Yea, that chocolate cake really works up a thirst, eh? : Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
December 22, 200718 yr I always enjoy when they just beg you for stuff. noob- 1 em teh p00r ken i pl0x hav sum munee?
December 22, 200718 yr This happened to me a few minutes ago....This person was already on my friend list as well :? Noob-Nice hat, where do I get it (was wearing Jester hat and scarf) Me-You can't Noob-Oh ok, can you get me a christmas hat? Me-What? Noob-Can you get me a santa hat? Me-Thats 20mil+, i have 3.3mil. Noob-PLZZZZZZZZ..... (repeated many times and cries in game) Me-Santa hat=20mil+ Me-My cash=3.3mil Me-Therefore Santa>My Cash Noob-Ok, ill get armour for you to sell (trades me iron plate and legs plus mith plate and legs so i cancel trade) Noob-Omg what. Me-Thats not nearly enough. Noob-Ok, can you get me a party hat? Me-Thats even more expensive, so no Noob pm's me-You jerk! Like i'm going to lend out a 20mil item, which not only do I not have, but can't afford -.-
December 22, 200718 yr I've read a lot of these and a lot of them seem to be jokes...... also So I'm mining then some moron comes up and the conversation went something like this him:can I have your pickaxe? me:sorry this is my only one but I can tell you where to get one for free(not a rune one) him:please? me: I'm sorry but I'm mining to get some stuff for my friend him: I report you for harrasment me: wtf? the he walks away calls me an [wagon] note that I am poor and I had a rune pickaxe here's another one a guy dies so his gravestone is there level 86:hey how come I can't pick up his stuff? me: you can't only he can level 86: hey the stone is broken a few more minutes then I can pick his stuff up me: sorry man but when it breaks the stuff is gone *stone breaks* level 86: where is his stuff? me: I told you it's gone when the stone breaks level 86: where is his stuff? me: I told you it's gone when the stone breaks level 86: where is his stuff? me: I told you it's gone when the stone breaks level 86: where is his stuff? me: I told you it's gone when the stone breaks me:WOW moron (he's higher leveled than me)him:noob me:I'd rather be a noob then be a stupid moron... him:I can kill you in 2 hits me: you probably could but just to let you know there is more to life than runescape him:noob I can kill you in 2 hits (it continues like that for a while then he leave)
December 22, 200718 yr Nub: How i bild snoman Mly: Snowball>Build. Nub: Wat Mly: Right-click snowball, select "build." Nub: How i get snobal Mly: Click the pile of snow. Nub: Wtf is rong wit teh snoman Mly: Snow>collect; Snowman>Add-to. Nub: Its stil [cabbage]y Mly: Do it again. Nub: Its stil not snoman Mly: Keep doing it. Nub: Y isnt it moving Mly: Hat>Use>Snowman. Nub: How i get hat Mly: You can stop talking like a /b/tard, firstly. Nub: Wat /b/tard? Mly: Forget it. Is English your first language? Nub: Wat Mly: Is English the first language you ever remember speaking? Nub: Wat Mly: Nevermind. Just talk to the blue thing until he takes you to a snowy place. Nub: Wat Mly: Go look for a blue thing and talk to it. [Later, the same idiot walks by talking to a man with blue clothes and hair. He stops following him and talks to me.] Nub: He wont take me 2 snowy plac Mly: Wrong blue thing. Go look for a shorter, lighter blue thing. Nub: Ok [The idiot walks out of sight, and I quietly walk away so he doesn't annoy me again.]
December 22, 200718 yr Someone PM'ed me in reply to my "Buying Guthix Robes" thread. Him: You buying Guthix Vestments? Me: Yeah, how much? Him: 420k Me: 410k? Him: 420k, take it or nothing Me: Nvm then (I don't like stubborn players who refuse to lower their price, even by 10k. I would've payed 420k if said yes) Him: It's only 10k, you're a noob. Me: I don't feel like paying 420 for it Him: Well if you were desperate you would've payed Me: Guess I'm not desperate then? :) Him: 420k is only 10k difference from 410k, it's not a lot Me: Then why don't you sell at 410k? Him: I'm trying to make a frofit (profit I assume) Him: You're still a noob for not paying properly Lol'ed at last line before he logged out.
December 22, 200718 yr Nub: How i bild snoman Mly: Snowball>Build. Nub: Wat Mly: Right-click snowball, select "build." Nub: How i get snobal Mly: Click the pile of snow. Nub: Wtf is rong wit teh snoman Mly: Snow>collect; Snowman>Add-to. Nub: Its stil [cabbage] Mly: Do it again. Nub: Its stil not snoman Mly: Keep doing it. Nub: Y isnt it moving Mly: Hat>Use>Snowman. Nub: How i get hat Mly: You can stop talking like a /b/tard, firstly. Nub: Wat /b/tard? Mly: Forget it. Is English your first language? Nub: Wat Mly: Is English the first language you ever remember speaking? Nub: Wat Mly: Nevermind. Just talk to the blue thing until he takes you to a snowy place. Nub: Wat Mly: Go look for a blue thing and talk to it. [Later, the same idiot walks by talking to a man with blue clothes and hair. He stops following him and talks to me.] Nub: He wont take me 2 snowy plac Mly: Wrong blue thing. Go look for a shorter, lighter blue thing. Nub: Ok [The idiot walks out of sight, and I quietly walk away so he doesn't annoy me again.] ROFL Get back here so I can rub your butt.
December 22, 200718 yr Okay, I had another noob talk to me... This is while I was a girl (since a dragon skirt looks weird on guys) I'm killing cows (no real reason) Noob: Hey Tkd0615: Hello Noob: How's it going? Tkd0615: Good. You? Noob: Good Noob: Why you kill cows? Tkd0615: For some quick bits of crafting xp Noob: Reported Tkd0615: ... Why? Noob: You sticked your tong out at me Tkd0615: What? Noob: xp Tkd0615: That means experiance Noob: Ohhhhhhhhhh Noob: Nice bust. Tkd0615: treverp a er'ouy Noob: Reported for multpl log in Tkd0615: It was nice talking to you, too At this point, my inventory is full, so I leave, and amazingly, am not followed. When I see people say it, I pronounce it "poon" in my head. Makes more sense to me. My friend said it in real life once and I almost kneed him in the family-maker.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
December 22, 200718 yr Tkd0615: treverp a er'ouy. What does that mean? :oops: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
December 22, 200718 yr Tkd0615: treverp a er'ouy. What does that mean? :oops: I said "You're a pervert" backwards. I do that sometimes. When I see people say it, I pronounce it "poon" in my head. Makes more sense to me. My friend said it in real life once and I almost kneed him in the family-maker.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found
December 22, 200718 yr Nub: How i bild snoman Mly: Snowball>Build. Nub: Wat Mly: Right-click snowball, select "build." Nub: How i get snobal Mly: Click the pile of snow. Nub: Wtf is rong wit teh snoman Mly: Snow>collect; Snowman>Add-to. Nub: Its stil [cabbage] Mly: Do it again. Nub: Its stil not snoman Mly: Keep doing it. Nub: Y isnt it moving Mly: Hat>Use>Snowman. Nub: How i get hat Mly: You can stop talking like a /b/tard, firstly. Nub: Wat /b/tard? Mly: Forget it. Is English your first language? Nub: Wat Mly: Is English the first language you ever remember speaking? Nub: Wat Mly: Nevermind. Just talk to the blue thing until he takes you to a snowy place. Nub: Wat Mly: Go look for a blue thing and talk to it. [Later, the same idiot walks by talking to a man with blue clothes and hair. He stops following him and talks to me.] Nub: He wont take me 2 snowy plac Mly: Wrong blue thing. Go look for a shorter, lighter blue thing. Nub: Ok [The idiot walks out of sight, and I quietly walk away so he doesn't annoy me again.] ROFL That deserves a frofl. FROFL! Pretty much done with rs now
December 22, 200718 yr Okay, I had another noob talk to me... This is while I was a girl (since a dragon skirt looks weird on guys) I'm killing cows (no real reason) Noob: Hey Tkd0615: Hello Noob: How's it going? Tkd0615: Good. You? Noob: Good Noob: Why you kill cows? Tkd0615: For some quick bits of crafting xp Noob: Reported Tkd0615: ... Why? Noob: You sticked your tong out at me Tkd0615: What? Noob: xp Tkd0615: That means experiance Noob: Ohhhhhhhhhh Noob: Nice bust. Tkd0615: treverp a er'ouy Noob: Reported for multpl log in Tkd0615: It was nice talking to you, too At this point, my inventory is full, so I leave, and amazingly, am not followed. The stupidity of todays youth surprises me(him) also when he said nice bust be probably went that you were covering the tonge thing
December 22, 200718 yr bump great reads. post onwards and upwards. Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life!
December 22, 200718 yr This one happened to me yesterday I was about to go ice-bursting at the Abyss, but accidentally clicked a guard and ice-bursted him. A noob saw it and the conversation starts: Noob: Hey I Buy Your Magic (He was prolly using caps) Me: Sorry you cant Noob: But I See You Have It Me: You gotta do desert treasure for it Noob: Cmon Sell Me It Me: Dude I cant, its a skill Noob: Yea See I Have Magic Skill Too Noob: Come With Me To Bank I Show U My Offer (Runs off to bank) At this point, I ignore him and jump the ditch and head off to the Abyss 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
December 22, 200718 yr wow these are hlarious *-P.K.Masters-* |5+ Years of Experience|F2P Events|Cmb: 95+
December 22, 200718 yr This level 72 at Ankous died and came back and I said you only dropped 750k in stuff. So he calls me a noob. Not to mention I am lvl 111 combat. I just found this hilarious that he says I have no life. Man 10 year olds these days are so disrespectful :roll: XBL: Wat is Aim
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