Noobs say the funniest things!

[Robert_de_Sable]

Some guy at g.e. said, and i quote exactly including the underscores "_ _ _ _ing" Some noob reported him, saying it still counts as offensive language..

 

That was quite funny. I was there, I should know.

[Twibb]

I'd like to know what noob reports people for jokes, seriously, this happened. It was in a Clan Chat.

 

 

 

Person: Hey look, A player mod. Let's spam him like this a;sdlkfjas;dlfkjas;dlkfj

 

 

 

Person: Jk lol

 

 

 

Later he came on and said he was reported for encouraging others to break rules, and it was accepted.... :notalk:

[King_Royale]

Guy: Fight me

 

Me: Nty

 

Him: You afraid to get owned newb?

 

Me: ... No,I'm just going to the G.E.

 

Him: Whats the ge?

[jones11]

i was down under karamja volcano slaying lesser demons. i was wearing rune heml, legs, kite, proselyte body and a d long.

 

 

 

noob: why dont you have rune plat

 

me: i do, i just dont want to look like everyone else so i use this instead

 

noob: lol...noob

 

 

 

a little while later...

 

 

 

noob: max hit?

 

me: 17 i think

 

noob: lol...nooby max hit

 

noob: str lvl?

 

me: 61

 

noob: lol 63 here (big difference isnt it :roll: ) max hit 28 (he had a d batlleaxe)

 

noob: you need to do heroes

 

me: i have

 

noob: so use dba

 

me: too slow for my taste

 

noob: so use d skimmy

 

me: i havent done monkey madness

 

noob: lol...noob

 

 

 

i should also point out that we were both the same combat level

[sarg1010]

well i just KNOW there are going to be tons of posts on here about noobs sayin stuff about summoning.

 

 

 

anyway... i was just minding my own buisness, starting on summoning, having gotten myself a dog,(sheepdog ftw), and a noob walks up to me...

 

 

 

noob: Hey noob! where the heck do i get your stupid dog!!

 

 

 

now keep im mind im in taverly... right next to the petshop...

 

 

 

me: at the petshop, duh.

 

noob:where the heck is that noob!!??

 

me:over there (i lead him to it)

 

noob:your a lier! noob reported!

 

 

 

then he proceeds to buy a "stupid" sheepdog... and sees me still there and

 

yells out "this guy is a noob! report him for item scamming!"

 

 

 

and i go and get more supplies, lmfaoing all the way... :XD:

[tryto]

 

 

 

 

 

Im combat 92, he's 78.

[Eonrogue]

one of my all time favorites

 

 

 

a noob was folowing me around saying Hey i finally responded

 

 

 

Noob: Hey!!

 

Noob: Hey!!

 

Noob: Hey!!

 

Me: What

 

Noob Trades, Put up Piece of Coal i Decline

 

Me: Whats that for

 

Noob: Can you turn my coal to charcoal?

 

Me: :wall: :wall: :XD: :XD:

 

 

 

Everyone knows what charcoal is dont they? I was amazed that he didnt know what the real world equivilant was, and that coal cannot be turned to charcoal. I was astounded

[SiestaGuru]

I love it when people think you can still pk in wild. I was on a treasure trail dong some clue at the black knights fortress.

 

There I found someone who was alot weaker then me, he was killing knights, or well I think he was I had no clue what he was doing there actually.

 

 

 

noob: Peace!

 

me: Err... Sure.. peace

 

me: You know i cant kill you right?

 

noob: you can kill me, sum 101 killd me too.

 

me: you didnt read the news?

 

 

 

I noticed i had a d baxe in my inv, so i decided to scare him, i slowly walked towards him. turned on run, did the raaargh thinghy and ran towards him saying things like "die!".

 

He logged :lol:

[Pikmin_Warrior]

 

Next week, I get an PM from an account I never heard from. Turns out my little Mith Noob got banned. He thinks I hacked his account and go him banned. He now resides at the top of my ignore list

 

 

 

Looks like you two will be best friends forever

 

 

 

Yeah, I believe so. :^o

 

 

 

More importantly, he really does hate me. I accidently removed him earlier today. Just then, my chat box was filled with death threats and name calling. He was only off for about 5 minutes....

[mega_vegeta6]

Well here's a really foolish one I got myself into, in it, I'm the noob.

 

 

 

I was picking up iron ores down in the Falador mines that were being dropped by a Zamorak Rune clad warrior. Both of us were the only ones there at the time.

 

 

 

Eririel (Me)

 

ZW (Zamorak Warrior)

 

 

 

Eririel: Thanks for the ores =)

 

ZW: Your welcome.

 

Eririel: The extra iron always helps in my smithing.

 

ZW: Yeah well, happy to drop it.

 

Eririel: Lol! I practically make a living off picking up people's droppings.

 

 

 

(Eerie Silence for 1 Minute)

 

 

 

Eririel: That did not come out the way I wanted it to. :oops:

 

ZW: I somewhat agree. :shock:

 

 

 

Rofl... good one!!! Best one i heard lately.

 

 

 

:lol:

[H2PM]

One time I was walking by this "Noob" and he was fighting a level 5 goblin. (He was level 3) He was about to die and just before he died he said.

 

 

 

"Look I'm About to evovle!!" :lol:.

 

 

 

P.S I know this is pretty a pretty nooby question (mabey some one can add this to thier stories :XD: ) But how do i get a picture on the side of my post? Where it says my name and location?

[3hitm4g3u]

All these sub-cultures based on minor things such as fashion and music really make me laugh. Especially when some believe they are actually rebelling against something.

[Omali]

Hey, the stories are mostly new! And we are not going to shut down this thread. Its filled with great noob stories. So no.

 

Don't tell me you read all of the thread :shock:

 

 

 

I have. Not in one sitting, but as it's been updated over the past 2 years or so.

[razaki1370]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! :shock:

[Pikmin_Warrior]

Okay, now I'm sad. Quite a few of my funny stories got deleted! We were about to break 200 pages of Noobiness as well.

 

T-T

 

 

 

I'll scan through my head to see If I can remember some of them.

 

 

 

P.S. yes, its me. It was finals that kept me from here; it was a combination of reading PMTTYD stories and playing PMTTYD and Shadow the hedgehog. Expect to see lots more of me!

[Tim_Finch]

Shame about the loss of noob stories, but thankfully, they aren't hard to come by :lol:

 

 

 

This one happened to me a few minutes ago while fishing on my skiller:

 

 

 

Me and the nubbins were fishing on the same spot by the way.

 

Nubbins: Go away noob

 

Me: Why?

 

Nubbins: Im fishing here

 

Me: This concerns me how?

 

Nubbins: I need the exp!

 

Me: I still don't see where I come into play...

 

Nubbins: GO AWAY!!!!!!!

 

Me: How do I affect your fishing?

 

Nubbins: Omfg

 

 

 

After explaining that unlike mining, multiple people can fish at the same spot, he requests my assistance. Well, I'm curious why. He says he needs exp, so he assumes if he requests my assistance, he gets MY exp as well. I just scratch my head and go elsewhere.

 

 

 

UPDATE: He just asked me to be friends with him :|

[Dagzzy]

-in castle wars-

 

 

 

-piled by >60's-

 

 

 

-killed them all-

 

 

 

-they come back-

 

 

 

-2 120+ guys armadyl spec me and i die-

 

 

 

-the >60 noobs all say 'haha' or 'owned u noob' when they didnt even deal damage and im double their level-

 

 

 

this actually got me really angry so i added them all and hunted them down the whole game lol.

[Tom_Servo]

-in castle wars-

 

 

 

-piled by >60's-

 

 

 

-killed them all-

 

 

 

-they come back-

 

 

 

-2 120+ guys armadyl spec me and i die-

 

 

 

-the >60 noobs all say 'haha' or 'owned u noob' when they didnt even deal damage and im double their level-

 

 

 

this actually got me really angry so i added them all and hunted them down the whole game lol.

 

 

 

I do the same thing :twisted:

[n00bfiterpk6]

Noob: Im sick of everyone calling me a noob

 

Me: ...

 

Noob: Im going to get one of those fancy skill capes to show them all wrong... a really hard one

 

Noob: like rcing... shouldnt take long.

 

Me: Gl.

 

noob: If i get 99 rc will u lend me 99k for the cape?

[Fleetsy]

This was in a F2P Leveling Party;

 

 

 

Me: *Does Skill Cape Emote*

 

Noob: Summoning level?

 

Me: 30, why?

 

Noob: Wo u can summon trees at 30?

 

Me: No, it's my skill cape emote. For 99 Woodcutting.

 

Noob: omg can i by it plz?

 

Me: It's untradable.

 

Noob: awman im cryin now

 

Me: *Continues Emoting*

[Yes_Its_Ross]

Lol I remember this one time, a guy came into the slayer dungeon and went up to the abby demons in nooby clothes. Lmao he tried to kill one and he kept saying "free whip pls." He died lmfao.

 

 

 

Oh wait... :(

[Wallettheif]

Someone tried to buy the fish from my fishing skillcape emote. :wall:

[LilDefenders]

I was at mages south of seers and I was wielding my Ivandis Rod, and this guy comes up and says how do you get that fishing rod? :lol: Had a little fun with him then finally decided to tell him it was the Ivandis Rod from a quest. Good times. :D

[Chris01324]

Alright there's a story for this noob talk...

 

 

 

So me and my friend were walking around f2p because he isn't members anymore and we wanted to meet up. So we go to the barbarian village, and there we spy this wee level 40, which will be known as "Loto") talking about his level 138 main, aaronsc567, which, as it happens isn't even on the highscores. So we ask him if he can show us his amazing account, but Loto says its all the way across Runescape, and he doesn't want to go get it. So none of us believe him and we are all loling at his imaginary account, when he asks me and my friend if we want to become mods. Me and my friend decide to play along with this until we can also smack him for Jagex staff impersonation (by this time we've also got him for account sharing/trading, when he tryed to buy all of our accounts). So he says to us, alright my friend's dad works at Jagex, and he can turn you guys into mods. Me and my friend are all like "Omg really that would so cool!" The we say all we have to do is give you our passwords right? And Loto says yea, just give them to me on pm. So my friend has to go and I say, my password is... "Breaking rule 5, Jagex staff impersonation." At this he starts getting really concerned and says oh no forget about that, just don't report me! But I tell him sorry buddy, but what's done is done, and I can't take back my report.

 

 

 

So I log off for a while, and then when I come back on I'm pmed by another account, this one claiming to be Loto's father. So he starts talking to me and says stuff like, "Why were you messing with my boy" and "You better stop that you brat". And then he says he's going to get me banned. At that point I say that I thought it was Loto's friend's dad that was part of Jagex, and he says yea that's what he meant, its his buddy who is Jagex staff. So I just start to ignore him, but i don't want to put him on my ignore list because it is very entertaining. Then he starts saying stuff like "Ha ha, not so funny now your going to get banned!" And I tell him that its fine, I'll just appeal it anyways.

 

 

 

Then I go to dinner, and this is where the picture comes in...

 

 

 

 

 

 

So now I'm a big fan of the report system and noobs who give me a lot of entertainment =)

[MicroLegionnaire]

Just happened to me at the G.E

 

 

 

(Was wearing my Cooking skillcape)

 

 

 

Noob : Cooking Level??

 

 

 

(He was Level 92, and claimed to have 943 Mil earlier on)