April 10, 201016 yr This happened 2 days ago when me and my friend were killing the giant mole... (Waiting in center for respawn) Noob: What are you guys doing? Me: Killing the mole...Noob: Oh. Is he dead?Me: No. He's in Varrock atm, and we're waiting for him to come back from his second lair there.Noob: K, thx.(noob runs out to varrock, never to be seen by me again) I couldn't believe he believed my sarcasm/lies....I just lol'd irl at his reaction. XD Hey, kinda sounds like my quest cape conversations! (btw make that 3 times .. i get my cape back and then a couple minutes later it happens ..) Nani mo dekinaiChanto dekinaiSore ga dou shita?Bokura wa wakai'n daNanimo dekinaiSugu ni dekinaiDakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da ~AKB48
April 11, 201016 yr C'mon guys lets hear and post the wonderful stories of the noobs. Anyway, at the latest tip.it event (a brink of reality) i happened to snap this quote. It's not that funny, but it's something. Do people really still say that <_< Nani mo dekinaiChanto dekinaiSore ga dou shita?Bokura wa wakai'n daNanimo dekinaiSugu ni dekinaiDakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da ~AKB48
April 11, 201016 yr This happened in varrock center square Noob: (running up from varrock south gate) Where is south? Me: What?? Noob: Where is south? Me: Look on compass. Noob: The compass only shows north. Which way is south? Me: It's the opposite way from north. Noob: Ok, thanks! (runs off south, back the way he came) And, I also had some noob lvl 92 call me a noob for trying to buy 200 watermelon from someone at the ge. Me: Buying 200 watermelon! Noob: Lol really? Me: I need for farming. Noob: A 125 buying watermelon wow Noob: Noob Noob: 1 shot to the face noob Noob: I will 1 shot u to ur face Me: ? Bystander#1: Dude, buying watermelon isn't a crime, shutup Noob: Reported Bystander#2: Lol wtf, a 92 calling a 125 a noob? Bystander#2: 125 isn't a noob in anyones book, stop being a idiot Me: It's ok guys, hes just being insecure. Me: It's a common reaction for stupid people. Noob: Reported Bystander#3: Dude, you are a jerk, stfu. Noob: Reported Bystander#3, 4, 5, 6: Reported Me: Buying 200 watermelons! <-- placed the noob on ignore at this point, with a report for offensive language :) Bystander#3 sells me 200 watermelons :thumbsup:
April 17, 201016 yr Try this, and this guy was one of my friends: (My Friend, Lvl 50ish guy with no armour.) - I need help with killing, and I'm an expert. Me - Killing what? Him - Chaos elemental for d2h. Me - You'd die very fast, and you only have 50 attack anyway. Him - No! I soloed the kbd 5 times! And I bet I could own zezima! (I looked him up, his prayer isn't on the high-scores...) Me - You couldn't own zezima... Him - Yeah I could, I owned the kbd and got a d med! Me - Why don't you have rune armour then? Him - I got hacked. Me - If you could beat Zezima, you could beat me. Care to duel? (I was 78 cb with 75ish mage.) Him - Ok, can I borrow a dueling ring? Me - Sure. Would you like to be meleed or maged to death? Him - Lol I own you noob! Me - Maged it is. Well, I took him to the duel arena, trounced him (I only took 5 damage, hit 15 each spell generally.), and he hasn't talked to me since, except to pull me out of a slayer assignment saying it's urgent and ask for free armour once I got there... Oh and he's claimed to have been hacked 7 times since then too... Rs should display people's IQ's to help you make friends... ^ The funny part was that you kept him on your friends list, unless he was an IRL friend... except that you said "Rs should display people's IQ's to help you make friends..." Yes, this was an old post All skills 70+ Trails: 2 x Rune platebody (g)Barrows: 1 x Dharok's legsDrops: 1 x Dragon skirt | 1 x Dragon defender
May 1, 201016 yr ... must I say anything else <_< Nani mo dekinaiChanto dekinaiSore ga dou shita?Bokura wa wakai'n daNanimo dekinaiSugu ni dekinaiDakara bokura ni kanou sei ga aru'n da ~AKB48
May 1, 201016 yr Me minding my own business: Noob: Selling PHX crossbow 3K EA *starts following me* Me: Are you serious? Noob: Selling PHX crossbow 3K EA *follows and repeats* Me: Ok whatever. *teleports* Funkocracy: Bringing the fun back into RuneScape. MegaMan PwnsZero Pwns More
May 2, 201016 yr penguin hunting fail. DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty).
May 30, 201016 yr This person thought that they were cooler because of their combat level. Super-noob. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.
May 30, 201016 yr Tenth or so time this conversation has happened. GenericPerson: You're a kitten!Time Kitten: Arf!GenericPerson: No, you's supposed to go meow!Time Kitten: MooGenericPerson: You're doing to wrong/That's even worse/You fail!
May 31, 201016 yr penguin hunting fail. I usually ask if the Bear in in the well, as I'v herd the bear once stayed in the same place from one week to the next.And maybe the guy thought Dragontooth was Mos L'Harmless? (of whatever it is?)
May 31, 201016 yr Newb:i'll buy your mithril hatchet Me: it's rune Newb: i'll buy it Me: not for sale Newb: is it for memebers? Me: no Newb: then i'll buy it and so on and on then i finnaly log out :unsure: 44 Ranged, 40 Crafting.Max. hit: 207 (Clan wars)Max. hit: 214 (Dungeoneering)That's all folks!
June 1, 201016 yr Newb:i'll buy your mithril hatchet Me: it's rune Newb: i'll buy it Me: not for sale Newb: is it for memebers? Me: no Newb: then i'll buy it and so on and on then i finnaly log out :unsure: Strange how "no" or "No thanks" Is not in their vocabulary >_>
June 1, 201016 yr Newb:i'll buy your mithril hatchet Me: it's rune Newb: i'll buy it Me: not for sale Newb: is it for memebers? Me: no Newb: then i'll buy it and so on and on then i finnaly log out :unsure: Strange how "no" or "No thanks" Is not in their vocabulary >_>Better than that, before trade restrictions, I was out in f2p with my steel hatchet. Eventually one of those very noobs gave me 50k for it. I thought it was worth the trip back from lumbridge to get another.
June 11, 201016 yr 36-37-272-61104617 "[...] 23 pixels at a time" ... win. :thumbup: [hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]Never gonna give you up.[/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide]"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
June 18, 201016 yr It's not exactly nooby, but world 99 probably isn't the best place for this. :blink: Firemaking cape 12/22/08 & Range cape 10/07/09Quest cape 12/10/09 & Agility cape 8/13/10
June 18, 201016 yr It's not exactly nooby, but world 99 probably isn't the best place for this. :blink:he probably thinks its the needed to party on rs. nobody wants to be left out
June 18, 201016 yr It's not exactly nooby, but world 99 probably isn't the best place for this. :blink:Considering 99 is graced as such with long running and high leveled players, not a bad choice.
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