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I hate people who make fun of other religions

 

 

 

Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Y?

 

Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII

 

Me: How?

 

Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!!

 

Me: Menorahs?

 

Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!!

 

Me: Yes I am. :D

 

Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

(Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39)

 

Me: Ok lets go to the wildy

 

3 minutes later the noob pms me

 

Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!!

 

Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game

 

Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!!

 

Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO

 

 

 

Noob logs off

 

 

 

r u serious?....that noob has issues

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The lengths people will go to for "laughs"...

 

 

 

I was training on spiders on my pure-to-be Master Kein when some noob came up...

 

 

 

Noob: Bug abuse, preorted (O_o That was how he spelt it.)

 

Naturally, I reported him for misuse...

 

Noob: Chill due, i was kiding

 

Me: Yeah, that's what they all say...

 

 

 

Next morning, I tried to log on...turns out I got a temporary ban for misuse of customer support. He really was kidding. o_O

 

 

 

You shouldn't have gotten a temporary ban for that, considering it is against the rules to threaten to report someone falsely, serious or not.

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Heres A Funny One

 

 

 

My Name Was Plasma Dog3 So A Guy Said Can U Be My Dog ?

 

 

 

Him : Can U Be My Dog

 

Me * Busy Fiting Lessers *

 

Him : Ill Take That As A Yes

 

Me : No , Ur Too Stupid

 

Him : * Does The Cry Emote * Please

 

Me : No - Runs Away

 

Him : * Getting Attacked By A Lesser * Runs Away And Logs Out

 

 

 

Another One :

 

 

 

Him : U Poor Little Dude , Ur Lvl 76 And Still Wearing Nothing While Cutting Yews , I Pity U .

 

Me : I have Way Much More Money Than U Noob

 

Him : Oh Yea ? I Have 200 Deaths In Bank And 100 Chaos And 200K ( IN WHITE !! )

 

Me : Thats Too Little I Have 2.1M

 

Him : Prove It !

 

Me : * Takes Out 2.1M From Bank And Shows Him*

 

Him : Omfg Can U Please Gimma Some Money

 

Me : I Thought U Were Rich

 

Him : Please ( Repeatly )

 

Me : * Logs Out *

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs............. :notalk:

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The lengths people will go to for "laughs"...

 

 

 

I was training on spiders on my pure-to-be Master Kein when some noob came up...

 

 

 

Noob: Bug abuse, preorted (O_o That was how he spelt it.)

 

Naturally, I reported him for misuse...

 

Noob: Chill due, i was kiding

 

Me: Yeah, that's what they all say...

 

 

 

Next morning, I tried to log on...turns out I got a temporary ban for misuse of customer support. He really was kidding. o_O

 

 

 

You shouldn't have gotten a temporary ban for that, considering it is against the rules to threaten to report someone falsely, serious or not.

 

 

 

I know, but this supports the all-too-common theory that the Customer Support system is run by a monkey randomly pressing the ban button. You hear about the guy who got banned for using Linux? :roll:

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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So.. I was LV 107 or so when this happened, some noob was watching me make a few colorful fires at duel arena.

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hi :P

 

Noob: Plz free stufs pls my friend is steal mi stuf

 

Me: No sorry I work for my 'stuf'.

 

Noob: Bat is is strong u!111! plz plss plssllpls

 

Me: -offers to duel him-

 

-1 hit him-

 

After the duel I hoped he would get lost or something, but no luck =\

 

Noob: How u make that logs sparkel

 

Me: STFU nub gtfo before I do it myself.

 

Noob: repoet for scam ietm!!

 

-litterally 10 minutes later-

 

Noob: haah ha ha ha ha hahahahaha

 

Me: ?

 

Noob: I r repowt reciev!! haeh ha eh he u r ban muhaha111!1

 

At this point I was laughing so hard that I accidently got logged out automatically and when I logged in, all I saw where the noob was standing were a bronze sq, steel short, steel med helm, preist top, leather chaps, and an ammy of accuracy. LOL GF. \'

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Today someone was begging for stuff at GE, i told him ways to get money

 

e.g. clues, flax, bowstring, cow hides... he always said he doesn't know how and after i explained he simply ignored it and kept saying free stuffffff please i'm poor... groan can't they try to make money.

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I hate people who make fun of other religions

 

 

 

Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Y?

 

Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII

 

Me: How?

 

Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!!

 

Me: Menorahs?

 

Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!!

 

Me: Yes I am. :D

 

Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

(Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39)

 

Me: Ok lets go to the wildy

 

3 minutes later the noob pms me

 

Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!!

 

Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game

 

Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!!

 

Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO

 

 

 

Noob logs off

 

Might not want to read this...

 

[hide][bleep] that son of a [bleep] I'm jewish.. This offended me soo much.. Why the [bleep] do so many [wagon] make for of us? :cry: :cry: [/hide]

 

 

 

Just for clarification, any racism at all warrants an instant report under Rule 1.. That guy deserves a perm mute IMO.

 

 

 

But I really hate racist people.. And I mean really hate.

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Me: STFU nub gtfo before I do it myself.

 

Noob: repoet for scam ietm!!

 

 

 

 

By chance he reported you under Item Scamming, because if it woud've been for offencive language, you would be screwed.

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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

 

 

 

(5 hours later)

 

 

 

...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP! (collapses)

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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This is a classic:

 

 

 

Noob: I'll buy your rune wc axe

 

Me: Not for sale

 

Noob: I'll give you 15k for it

 

Me: Make it 25k and you got a deal

 

Noob: What do I look like a noob? Rune wc axe not worth that

 

Me: Yup

 

Noob: No, your the noob *continues to advertise for rune wc axe*

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I was shooting a runescape test video with camtasia studio 5 recorder at ardougne, and at the end of the video a newbie sees me talking and finds out i am shooting:

 

 

 

Noob: Youtube?!

 

Me: Yes

 

Noob: Hello mummy

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Noob: I'll buy your flag, 15k

 

Me: Sorry, it's untradeable

 

Noob: You're lying. Fine, I'll give you 30k

 

Me: ...It's untradeable

 

Noob: Why?

 

 

 

At that point, I teleported.

 

By the way, I was wielding a banner, which he apparently thought was some sort of flag..

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i was at the yanille house portal yesterday, when a fellow lvl 97 walked past, wearing a trimmed firemaking cape. he complmented me on my hunter cape, and proceeded to ask me the usual questions. "how long did it take" "what did you hunt" "how much did you make?" etc etc.

 

 

 

anyway, i told him i made 30m+ from it, and he says nice, and walks off, a few minutes later, i get this via pm:

 

 

 

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this is an old one but here goes....

 

 

 

noob: hello sir, im a jadex ltd. (yes he said jadex...) there seems to be a problem with your account and i need your pass to fix it.

 

 

 

me: You're a jagex ltd?

 

 

 

noob: yes

 

 

 

me: do you know what ltd stands for?

 

 

 

noob: yes, it means i am a mod

 

 

 

me: Super....

 

 

 

noob: if you dont beleive me check my world im on a mod only world.

 

(he was on Runescape Classic before it was members only btw)

 

 

 

me: Neat.

 

 

 

noob: if you feel unsafe telling me, then make a list of 3 possible ones and we will figure it out.

 

 

 

me: ok, 1. bmudtonmi ("i'm not dumb" backwards)

 

2. pieisyummy

 

3. ihatescammers (quite obvious...)

 

 

 

noob: thank you we will fix your account now.

 

(2 minutes later......)

 

 

 

noob: im sorry none of those seem to work

 

 

 

me: Gee wiz, wonder why.. #3 was my pass.

 

 

 

noob: well it didnt work

 

me: I'm sure it didn't. I'm not an idiot, and have fun playing classic.

 

noob: (many, many mean things :( )

 

 

 

me: (reports him and puts on ignore)

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I literally fell out of my chair laughing

 

 

 

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I was just walking around and this low level comes up to me and asks me for money(nothing new lol) But usually they ask for something like 1k right? Well the first thing I hear from this kid is "1mil please".

 

 

 

I just kept walking..

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