Chippy_PK Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I hate people who make fun of other religions Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: Y? Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII Me: How? Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!! Me: Menorahs? Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!! Me: Yes I am. :D Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!! (Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39) Me: Ok lets go to the wildy 3 minutes later the noob pms me Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!! Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!! Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!! Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO Noob logs off r u serious?....that noob has issues Member of 100+ Korrupted Fury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Goon Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Haha, good ol' evil Bob, on his quest to rid the world of macro's. Gf macro. I applaud my own paint skills, they surpass my expectations. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 free bump Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omali Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 The lengths people will go to for "laughs"... I was training on spiders on my pure-to-be Master Kein when some noob came up... Noob: Bug abuse, preorted (O_o That was how he spelt it.) Naturally, I reported him for misuse... Noob: Chill due, i was kiding Me: Yeah, that's what they all say... Next morning, I tried to log on...turns out I got a temporary ban for misuse of customer support. He really was kidding. o_O You shouldn't have gotten a temporary ban for that, considering it is against the rules to threaten to report someone falsely, serious or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piu Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Heres A Funny One My Name Was Plasma Dog3 So A Guy Said Can U Be My Dog ? Him : Can U Be My Dog Me * Busy Fiting Lessers * Him : Ill Take That As A Yes Me : No , Ur Too Stupid Him : * Does The Cry Emote * Please Me : No - Runs Away Him : * Getting Attacked By A Lesser * Runs Away And Logs Out Another One : Him : U Poor Little Dude , Ur Lvl 76 And Still Wearing Nothing While Cutting Yews , I Pity U . Me : I have Way Much More Money Than U Noob Him : Oh Yea ? I Have 200 Deaths In Bank And 100 Chaos And 200K ( IN WHITE !! ) Me : Thats Too Little I Have 2.1M Him : Prove It ! Me : * Takes Out 2.1M From Bank And Shows Him* Him : Omfg Can U Please Gimma Some Money Me : I Thought U Were Rich Him : Please ( Repeatly ) Me : * Logs Out * Noobs............. :notalk: [hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]Never gonna give you up.[/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide]"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 The lengths people will go to for "laughs"... I was training on spiders on my pure-to-be Master Kein when some noob came up... Noob: Bug abuse, preorted (O_o That was how he spelt it.) Naturally, I reported him for misuse... Noob: Chill due, i was kiding Me: Yeah, that's what they all say... Next morning, I tried to log on...turns out I got a temporary ban for misuse of customer support. He really was kidding. o_O You shouldn't have gotten a temporary ban for that, considering it is against the rules to threaten to report someone falsely, serious or not. I know, but this supports the all-too-common theory that the Customer Support system is run by a monkey randomly pressing the ban button. You hear about the guy who got banned for using Linux? :roll: Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amitoz Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 So.. I was LV 107 or so when this happened, some noob was watching me make a few colorful fires at duel arena. Noob: Hi Me: Hi :P Noob: Plz free stufs pls my friend is steal mi stuf Me: No sorry I work for my 'stuf'. Noob: Bat is is strong u!111! plz plss plssllpls Me: -offers to duel him- -1 hit him- After the duel I hoped he would get lost or something, but no luck =\ Noob: How u make that logs sparkel Me: STFU nub gtfo before I do it myself. Noob: repoet for scam ietm!! -litterally 10 minutes later- Noob: haah ha ha ha ha hahahahaha Me: ? Noob: I r repowt reciev!! haeh ha eh he u r ban muhaha111!1 At this point I was laughing so hard that I accidently got logged out automatically and when I logged in, all I saw where the noob was standing were a bronze sq, steel short, steel med helm, preist top, leather chaps, and an ammy of accuracy. LOL GF. \ Come to my Clan chat (I'm there if I'm online) if you wish to borrow a Green H'ween mask, Blue H'ween Mask, Red H'ween Mask, or Santa for a reasonable price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juader Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Today someone was begging for stuff at GE, i told him ways to get money e.g. clues, flax, bowstring, cow hides... he always said he doesn't know how and after i explained he simply ignored it and kept saying free stuffffff please i'm poor... groan can't they try to make money. VIX VIX VIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bac_Talan Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 I hate people who make fun of other religions Noob: ALL JEWS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: Y? Noob: BECAUSE THEY STARTED WWII Me: How? Noob: They burned down Hitler's house with those candle holders!! Me: Menorahs? Noob: Ya....hey...YOURE A JEW!!! Me: Yes I am. :D Noob:IM GONNA KILL YOU!!! (Me-lvl 44: Noob-lvl 39) Me: Ok lets go to the wildy 3 minutes later the noob pms me Noob: YOU JEW..YOU KILLED ME AND TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!! Me: Thats what youre suppose to do in htis game Noob: JEWS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!! Me: Hey remember..you got owned by a JEW!!!!!!! Noob:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOO Noob logs off Might not want to read this... [hide][bleep] that son of a [bleep] I'm jewish.. This offended me soo much.. Why the [bleep] do so many [wagon] make for of us? :cry: :cry: [/hide] Just for clarification, any racism at all warrants an instant report under Rule 1.. That guy deserves a perm mute IMO. But I really hate racist people.. And I mean really hate. I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.Pics or it didn't happen. I hate my generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Me: STFU nub gtfo before I do it myself. Noob: repoet for scam ietm!! By chance he reported you under Item Scamming, because if it woud've been for offencive language, you would be screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracomancer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... (5 hours later) ...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP! (collapses) Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krimm911 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 This is a classic: Noob: I'll buy your rune wc axe Me: Not for sale Noob: I'll give you 15k for it Me: Make it 25k and you got a deal Noob: What do I look like a noob? Rune wc axe not worth that Me: Yup Noob: No, your the noob *continues to advertise for rune wc axe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yohbilleh Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Noob: Can someone plz put a wizerds hat in the genral store i wanna buy it!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Buying rune pants 102gp and wizrd hat!! :shock: My pants noob! Mine! ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guywho Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 funny funny funny i laugh so hard level 28: buying anvil and a hammer 1k and he keeps on repeating it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elriky Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 noob:i bought this dagger and it doesnt have the dd special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire_Wolf Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I was shooting a runescape test video with camtasia studio 5 recorder at ardougne, and at the end of the video a newbie sees me talking and finds out i am shooting: Noob: Youtube?! Me: Yes Noob: Hello mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody_scife Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Noob: I'll buy your flag, 15k Me: Sorry, it's untradeable Noob: You're lying. Fine, I'll give you 30k Me: ...It's untradeable Noob: Why? At that point, I teleported. By the way, I was wielding a banner, which he apparently thought was some sort of flag.. 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supanova Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 i was at the yanille house portal yesterday, when a fellow lvl 97 walked past, wearing a trimmed firemaking cape. he complmented me on my hunter cape, and proceeded to ask me the usual questions. "how long did it take" "what did you hunt" "how much did you make?" etc etc. anyway, i told him i made 30m+ from it, and he says nice, and walks off, a few minutes later, i get this via pm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voldmort0 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 noob:i bought this dagger and it doesnt have the dd specialLOL Runescaper since June 2005Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_Ewan_1 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Noob: buying white cape that says it all really. Goals achieved: lvl 99 Cooking, Fishing and Fletching.Surrey CC and Liverpool FC fan for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoobie007 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 i hate youtube tweens - follow me to be in youtube video - in recording this on youtube - making dance party for youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_Servo Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 this is an old one but here goes.... noob: hello sir, im a jadex ltd. (yes he said jadex...) there seems to be a problem with your account and i need your pass to fix it. me: You're a jagex ltd? noob: yes me: do you know what ltd stands for? noob: yes, it means i am a mod me: Super.... noob: if you dont beleive me check my world im on a mod only world. (he was on Runescape Classic before it was members only btw) me: Neat. noob: if you feel unsafe telling me, then make a list of 3 possible ones and we will figure it out. me: ok, 1. bmudtonmi ("i'm not dumb" backwards) 2. pieisyummy 3. ihatescammers (quite obvious...) noob: thank you we will fix your account now. (2 minutes later......) noob: im sorry none of those seem to work me: Gee wiz, wonder why.. #3 was my pass. noob: well it didnt work me: I'm sure it didn't. I'm not an idiot, and have fun playing classic. noob: (many, many mean things :( ) me: (reports him and puts on ignore) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Smither Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I literally fell out of my chair laughing Click for My Blog670th to 99 Smithing July 21st, 07 |743rd to 99 Mining November 29th, 07 | 649th to 99 Runecrafting May 18th, 08 | 29,050th to 99 Defence October 20th, 08 | 20,700th to 99 Magic November 8, 08 | 47,938th to 99 Attack December 19, 08 | 37,829th to 99 Hitpoints December 24, 08 | 68,604th to 99 Strength February 4, 09 | 27,983rd to 99 Range February 9, 09 | 9,725th to 99 Prayer June 8, 09 | 6,620th to 99 Slayer December, 12 09 | 4,075th to 99 Summoning December, 28 09 | 3,551th to 99 Herblore February 24, 10 | 3,192th to 99 Dungeoneering November 11, 10 | 146,600th to 99 Cooking December 29th, 10 | 11,333rd to 99 Construction June 7th, 11 | 16,648th to 99 Farming August 1st, 11 | 19,993th to 99 Crafting August 2nd, 11 | 89,739th to 99 Woodcutting Janurary 1st, 12 | 55,424th to 99 Fishing May 9th, 12| 60,648th to 99 Firemaking May 12th, 12 | 16666th to 99 Agility May 17th, 2012 | 24476th to 99 Hunter June 1st, 2012 | 57,881st to 99 Fletching June 1st, 2012 | All 99s June 1st, 2012 | 3183th to 120 Dungeoneering July 24th, 2012 | 2341st to 2496 Total level July 24th, 2012 | Completionist Cape July 24th, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smackapotato Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I was just walking around and this low level comes up to me and asks me for money(nothing new lol) But usually they ask for something like 1k right? Well the first thing I hear from this kid is "1mil please". I just kept walking.. EDIT - Signature far exceeds our sig limits but since it's so colourful you can keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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