Dudecrush8 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 :? "300 programmers make their futile but glorious last stand against 1000000 angry players in The battle of Misthalin. They fight for honor, glory and new content sacrificing themselves so that their game may live on. This is Madness! This Is JAGEEEX!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Kurity Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 :? :shock: O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J35u5_M4 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 they are telling me to leran to pk when im risking 45m -.- Best lol in a while. IMG TAGS FOR QUICK PIC Im sorry, does that say Wear: Prayer Potion (4) :ohnoes: Fail shooper caught red-handed. :shame: I once tried to wear a tuna. Don't ask. You could really use a torag's helm, the loss is not much and the def is good. I tried it once :3. Lol'd at the noobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
999134 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Just the highlights of my conversation with a autotyper advertising his sw channel Check it out, huge amount of effort has gone into this massive mod![hide=old sig][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdboyxxx Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 :? :shock: :lol: I love noobs, they're the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikmin_Warrior Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 ...I have nothing to say about this guy. -.- Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demoli Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 ...I have nothing to say about this guy. -.- he was saying that in wich context? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingbrooks Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 ...I have nothing to say about this guy. -.- haha lol :lol: Recently I get alot of comments on the way I fm, because I do it the Zarfot way where you fm backwards for half of your inventory (West to East) I get "Nice hax" and "autoer fail, Jagex said all hai-levels were autoers..." alot. Not really funny just trying to unspam :| Thats at pest control, people often make private teams of higher levels (though 90+ isn't high) to guarantee games will be completed quickly and successfully. This guy wants a team of 90+ and you can work out the fail here. ...I have nothing to say about this guy. -.- he was saying that in wich context? Best Rubik's cube time solve: 27.81 seconds.Completed Facebook Tetris Marathon (670k score)2000+ total with 5 99's, fletching, cooking, attack, thieving and firemaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3db4rd Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Having walked around on a free server out of boredom, i had one guy pm me. Noob:Hey you want d claws and ags? Me: yeah, go on then. noob: hold on you want any more free itmes noob: my friend said you can have any 5 noob: free me: nah those 2 will be just fine noob: ok he needs your pass to track the items noob: to your acc noob: your inventory noob: or els smbody els wud b gettin it noob: and ull b very angry noob:then you click your inventory noob:thn log out noob: thn log bck in noob: clck it agen noob: and thy will apeer 1 by 1 noob: helloooooooooooo noob: hellloooooooooooooooooo!!!1 noob: hheeelllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! noob: dudee hellooooo noob: do yu want d claws noob: wuts your pass noob: so i can trck the items to ur inv me: so how does it work? noob: i just gotta click your inventory noob: thn yu have dclaws n things noob: thts all noob: thn i log off noob: ok i need your pass so we can start me: ok my pass is ... urascammer noob: dude noob: i proimise you noob: i wont hackz yu noob: just wait and see me: btw, reported noob: gtfo thn (starts running off) I quite literally lolled at that guy LOL :lol: ''One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever...'' - M.Kemal ATATÜRK - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huge Noob Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Having walked around on a free server out of boredom, i had one guy pm me. Noob:Hey you want d claws and ags? Me: yeah, go on then. noob: hold on you want any more free itmes noob: my friend said you can have any 5 noob: free me: nah those 2 will be just fine noob: ok he needs your pass to track the items noob: to your acc noob: your inventory noob: or els smbody els wud b gettin it noob: and ull b very angry noob:then you click your inventory noob:thn log out noob: thn log bck in noob: clck it agen noob: and thy will apeer 1 by 1 noob: helloooooooooooo noob: hellloooooooooooooooooo!!!1 noob: hheeelllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! noob: dudee hellooooo noob: do yu want d claws noob: wuts your pass noob: so i can trck the items to ur inv me: so how does it work? noob: i just gotta click your inventory noob: thn yu have dclaws n things noob: thts all noob: thn i log off noob: ok i need your pass so we can start me: ok my pass is ... urascammer noob: dude noob: i proimise you noob: i wont hackz yu noob: just wait and see me: btw, reported noob: gtfo thn (starts running off) I quite literally lolled at that guy ....So you didn't do it? That guy seems ligit. Tell him to PM me, I'll take free AGS and D Claws. :twss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 : So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Askthedude Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 This thread seems in need of revival...: Edit, ignore the mod, he interrupted my chat with his "1337" skills of showing up even when i have it set to friends. Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 : :lol: :lol: :lol: Firast one was good. Other 2 ruined it I have a funny quote I saw just recently at the ge, too bad I didnt screenie it "Oh crap I forgot to dump p pots!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 they are telling me to leran to pk when im risking 45m -.- Best lol in a while. IMG TAGS FOR QUICK PIC Im sorry, does that say Wear: Prayer Potion (4) :ohnoes: Fail shooper caught red-handed. :shame: Fail troll caught red-handed - try going to that screen and tell me if you can do anything with any item except wear them. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlzPuddngPlz Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 ...I have nothing to say about this guy. -.- he was saying that in wich context? Well, by his surroundings, I'd say he was trying to recruit people for a pest control world. Sig by me, in MS paint, but I'm still working on it. Suggestions appreciated This guide is as concise as a gourmet's handbook with the guidelines of "Pick up fork, stab food, insert into your mouth, then chew". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cg141 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 this was a couple of years ago shortly after constructions release: Noob(level 45): can you build me a house? Me: No Noob: please! Me: NO!! Noob: i'll be your slave Me: hmmm.....no Noob: i give you 80k a day me:no Noob: why not? Me: 1 because this is f2p and houses are members only 2 because we are on karamja 3 why should i... Noob: because im older than you! Me: how old are you? Noob: 11 Me:lol... Noob: i can speak 1337 though Me: do i care..... Noob: please. Me: Ok.... why not *i log out and in again* Me: i couldnt get you anyother house but i did manage to get you a house in deep wilderness with some demons to guard it for you. Noob:thank you. *alot later* [pm] Noob: thank you! the house is lovely but the only problem is the demons attack me when i get to the house. Noob: but thats ok because there are lots of burnt bones on the floor.... I'm going to get level 1000 prayer on these bones. :XD: :roll: Not very funny but pretty nooby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcingisbad Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Crashed wedding #2: [hide=][/hide] R.I.P. Neko :[5,445,898,965th to 99 WoodcuttingBlogs are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWSentinel Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 A few years ago, I was walking toward the saw mill when a player just a few levels below me asking me for 5k gp. When I told him no, he said that he was going to follow me around until I gave it to him. So, I started heading north into the Wild (the old PKing Wild, with no ditch). Just when I got to a level that I could kill him at, he ran off...the noob. lol KoAClan.org for adults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax600 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Noob: What is runescape? ^ level 93... Excuses are tools of incompetence that builds monuments of nothingness. Those who specialize in excuses never accomplish anything.If the world does end on December 21, 2012, I want to be doing hot stuff with Megan Fox and/or playing Runescape :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Runar Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 -.- Yeah, he's so funny... The Runar's (OSRS) DIY blog - most viewed Blogscape blog ever! Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Thought he was asking for a mining pick at first... So yeah, I am legend. Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shangdi Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 When I was powermining iron east of Ardy once, a guy ran by and asked: Guy: Hey where can I get a dragon mount? Me:Huh? Other guy there:Wtf Guy:I got this acc off ebay :wall: :wall: :wall: [hide=A funny conversation]Me:Have u wondered how my brassard, which leaves my chest bare, give about the same def as ur pile of rocks?Friend:HahahaFriend:Maybe you are just good at blocking with your shoulder?Me:Ahahahahaha[/hide]Rare drops: 4 D legs, 1 D skirtBarrows items: 2 Verac's helms, 1 Dhorak's Greataxe, 1 Dhorak's platelegs, 2 Karil's leathertops, 1 Karil's crossbow, 1 Guthan's chainskirt Quest cape achieved 28 Dec, 2009, lost with Nomad's Requiem, re-obtained on 19 Mar 2010. Fire cape achieved 1 Nov 2010. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehpwnzerz0 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 (im lurking in f2p, wearing my pking gear, and in the middle of grand exchange because i forgot to extend my subscription) noob: omfg wtf! where to you get the devil helmet! me: its a berserker helmet... noob: how much does it cost!!! me: how much you buying for? noob: 6k! me: your about 75k off. :P noob: what about the rune shield? (i was wearing a defender at the time being) me: its un tradeable... noob: fine then, reported... (another noob comes in O_o) noob2:ill buy your helmet for 20k! me: no, 75k noob&noob2: scammer!!! _____________________________________________________________________ I PWN_____________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfetc Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 (im lurking in f2p, wearing my pking gear, and in the middle of grand exchange because i forgot to extend my subscription) noob: omfg wtf! where to you get the devil helmet! me: its a berserker helmet... noob: how much does it cost!!! me: how much you buying for? noob: 6k! me: your about 75k off. :P noob: what about the rune shield? (i was wearing a defender at the time being) me: its un tradeable... noob: fine then, reported... (another noob comes in O_o) noob2:ill buy your helmet for 20k! me: no, 75k noob&noob2: scammer!!! Why were you asking for 75k though, even if they had agreed to 75k they couldn't have bought it. :? IM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER .......... or die trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehpwnzerz0 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 (im lurking in f2p, wearing my pking gear, and in the middle of grand exchange because i forgot to extend my subscription) noob: omfg wtf! where to you get the devil helmet! me: its a berserker helmet... noob: how much does it cost!!! me: how much you buying for? noob: 6k! me: your about 75k off. :P noob: what about the rune shield? (i was wearing a defender at the time being) me: its un tradeable... noob: fine then, reported... (another noob comes in O_o) noob2:ill buy your helmet for 20k! me: no, 75k noob&noob2: scammer!!! Why were you asking for 75k though, even if they had agreed to 75k they couldn't have bought it. :? i like messing with noobs :P they cant afford it, so i felt like messing with them :D I PWN_____________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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