September 27, 201114 yr I overreacted about starting college the other day. It didn't turn out bad but socially inadept me sucked and I'll be forever alone. However it reassures me that my brother's two friends are taking the class too. His friends from high schools that aren't douchebags :thumbup: Finally bought a bike helmet today. I'm ready to get into some accidents and test this mother out. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
September 27, 201114 yr Finally bought a bike helmet today. I'm ready to get into some accidents and test this mother out. Take note that statistically you are not safer with a helmet because drivers are more alert near you/give wider berth if you don't have one. Still a good idea to use one in case you flip over. Today... Wow. Epic. Morning was okay, I was tired. Classes went by quickly, then I had a full lunch (free block during the lunch block means 1 1/2 hours free). During this time, I took a Ritalin (a friend had some) and it actually helped me focus a lot more after lunch. During lunch I just messed around with friends. A girl I kind of like also took some Ritalin, as did two male friends. Through a series of events, I managed to be lying my head on said girls stomach, and then later gave her a massage (fully clothed and back only). As I assume some of you know, this kind of physical contact is incredibly helpful to establish with a girl if you think you might ever want to date/hookup with her. After this, a girl who I am kind of friends with (she hangs out in the same place with the same people as me) simply said nicely done, telling me she knew exactly what I was doing/thinking and that I was successful. as [bleep] amirite PM me for fitocracy invite
September 27, 201114 yr Ordered a new set of cymbals today. A 7 piece set of Sabian XS20 symbols should be arriving within the week. :D
September 27, 201114 yr Finally bought a bike helmet today. I'm ready to get into some accidents and test this mother out. Take note that statistically you are not safer with a helmet because drivers are more alert near you/give wider berth if you don't have one. Still a good idea to use one in case you flip over. And on top of that, when wearing a helmet you are also more likely to take more risks than when you didn't have the helmet on. This often causes many people to get into more accidents that the helmet is unable to prevent injury in. 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.
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September 27, 201114 yr Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This is a grammatically valid sentence in English. Explain. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
September 27, 201114 yr New York bison New York bison intimidate intimidate New York bison. PM me for fitocracy invite
September 27, 201114 yr Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This is a grammatically valid sentence in English. Explain. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities.
September 27, 201114 yr Finally bought a bike helmet today. I'm ready to get into some accidents and test this mother out.Take note that statistically you are not safer with a helmet because drivers are more alert near you/give wider berth if you don't have one. Still a good idea to use one in case you flip over.And on top of that, when wearing a helmet you are also more likely to take more risks than when you didn't have the helmet on. This often causes many people to get into more accidents that the helmet is unable to prevent injury in.Well that's messed up. And I was planning to use my helmet only when I'm riding on roads hah. I'm not a risk taker although I do go at some speed which can cause drivers to misjudge me and think I'm going slow enough for them to pull out. Just gotta be alert so I guess that means no headphones in. It's true :uhh:: ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
September 27, 201114 yr I got my Texas Instruments 30XIIs calculator! :thumbup: The award for the nerdiest thing said today... ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
September 28, 201114 yr I'm bored and don't want to write the paper I need to for English... what should I do? [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
September 28, 201114 yr I'm bored and don't want to write the paper I need to for English... what should I do? Write the paper, but act like you aren't. PM me for fitocracy invite
September 28, 201114 yr Finally bought a bike helmet today. I'm ready to get into some accidents and test this mother out.Take note that statistically you are not safer with a helmet because drivers are more alert near you/give wider berth if you don't have one. Still a good idea to use one in case you flip over.And on top of that, when wearing a helmet you are also more likely to take more risks than when you didn't have the helmet on. This often causes many people to get into more accidents that the helmet is unable to prevent injury in.Well that's messed up. And I was planning to use my helmet only when I'm riding on roads hah. I'm not a risk taker although I do go at some speed which can cause drivers to misjudge me and think I'm going slow enough for them to pull out. Just gotta be alert so I guess that means no headphones in. It's true :uhh::I don't see the difference between not having a helmet and having one. There's still going to be a lot of abuse from drivers.
September 28, 201114 yr So what you're saying is... I should get drunk and then write it? [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
September 28, 201114 yr So what you're saying is... I should get drunk and then write it? Oh dear god that would be hilarious. If you're willing to do it I'd love to read it or even edit/proofread it. PM me for fitocracy invite
September 28, 201114 yr Unfortunately it turns out that the handle of vodka in my fridge has in fact been finished. So no drunk paper writing for me it seems. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
September 28, 201114 yr Unfortunately it turns out that the handle of vodka in my fridge has in fact been finished. So no drunk paper writing for me it seems. NO. NO. FIND DRINKS. MUST. DRUNK. WRITE. PM me for fitocracy invite
September 28, 201114 yr Finally bought a bike helmet today. I'm ready to get into some accidents and test this mother out.Take note that statistically you are not safer with a helmet because drivers are more alert near you/give wider berth if you don't have one. Still a good idea to use one in case you flip over.And on top of that, when wearing a helmet you are also more likely to take more risks than when you didn't have the helmet on. This often causes many people to get into more accidents that the helmet is unable to prevent injury in.Well that's messed up. And I was planning to use my helmet only when I'm riding on roads hah. I'm not a risk taker although I do go at some speed which can cause drivers to misjudge me and think I'm going slow enough for them to pull out. Just gotta be alert so I guess that means no headphones in. It's true :uhh::Looks familiar... Popoto.~<3
September 28, 201114 yr Must watch. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
September 28, 201114 yr A few people are posting their status as "[status only available for Facebook® Gold account holders.]". It's funny watching people comment, asking how to upgrade their account.
September 28, 201114 yr Tosh.0 eh? Yup. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
September 28, 201114 yr My girlfriend was craving a sandwich from Subway so I walked to Subway to get her one. It's just by the gas station so it was a few miles there and a few miles back. When I left the sun was just going down so on my way back home it was dark. As I walked past a carwash on my way home five guys on skateboards came out of the carwash and started skating towards me. They stopped infront of me and I assumed I was about to get harrassed by them or end up having to fight them (I assumed this because it's not exactly normal for a group of people to approach a random stranger in the middle of the night without the intent to do harm). They all were around my age and I politely introduced myself and shook everyones hand as they introduced themselves also. When the chubby one shook my hand he said "My nipples are hard" and without missing a beat I smiled and said "Yeah, I tend to have that effect on people". They all laughed and we chatted for a few minutes about random stuff. Then before we went our seperate ways one of them gave me a sticker. I told them to be safe and they skated off as I walked back home. Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg 99 HP, Attack, Strength, Defence, Summoning, Ranged, Herblore, Prayer, Agility, Magic, Slayer, Fletching, Fishing, Woodcutting, Mining, and Thieving. Jagex'd out of my untrimmed hp cape on 6/14/2011.
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