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Ugh, just found out the neighbours across the road got robbed in daylight. My mum and someone else saw a silver car, the mum-neighbour and daughter-neighbour came home and saw two white guys running out of their house. That's all they have to go on, doesn't seem like enough to get them <_< The neighbours on either side of them also got robbed in under six months ago. Someone is targeting this neighbourhood!

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forum.tip.it is sometimes blocked by my college under Danish Pornography <_< Someone's name or a thread must be triggering the block because I can get on fine sometimes.

 

Since when do colleges block porn?

forum.tip.it is sometimes blocked by my college under Danish Pornography <_< Someone's name or a thread must be triggering the block because I can get on fine sometimes.

 

Since when do colleges block porn?

 

Or a better question yet, since when did the Danes start making their own porn? :mellow:

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Today, I found a god damn awesome web page for anyone in fear of rejections: http://rejectiontherapy.com/

It is quite old, but I read through it all over the last few hours and it is simply so damn good that I need to share it here instead of the advertising thread. I am planning on taking on the challenge to get 31 rejections next month ;)

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

What I thought would turn out to be a dull and uneventful day took a nice change. I got a call from one of the places I was hiring at (based on the interview, I believe I left a good impression and provided plenty of reasons to get hired). Even if it's a mere job at a fast food restaurant, it's better than nothing for the time being. Another plus was learning a former English teacher I keep in touch with (good friends with) is planning a social gathering for former students she liked. Unsure if I will attend that.

 

It looks like this day ended on a rather good note.

You heard it here first folks - TIF is actually just a cover for a highly illegal Danish Porn trafficking site

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Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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You heard it here first folks - TIF is actually just a cover for a highly illegal Danish Porn trafficking site

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So you think you got it all figured out don't ya? You just couldn't leave well enough alone?

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UUUUUGH.

 

 

Doing a re-install of everything for my Computer and a fresh OS install. took all night to copy everything onto the 2TB External, and thats with USB 3.0...

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UUUUUGH.

 

 

Doing a re-install of everything for my Computer and a fresh OS install. took all night to copy everything onto the 2TB External, and thats with USB 3.0...

 

How much porn stuff do you have on your computer?

about 300GB was Steam games, 130GB Videos, 30GB my sisters crap from when I fixed hers, music etc

 

Funny enough I actually barely have any porn on my computer to begin with. (ever since my last HDD died)

 

Also Im starting to freak out, I might have pustular psoriasis on my fingers due to the psoriasis on my scalp, and it's scary. My body can go into a shut down with ease if I got so much as a simple infection.....

Popoto.~<3

UUUUUGH.

 

 

Doing a re-install of everything for my Computer and a fresh OS install. took all night to copy everything onto the 2TB External, and thats with USB 3.0...

 

How much porn stuff do you have on your computer?

 

he's a TIF user.

 

'nuff said.

 

 

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other topic:

 

What's a good mixed drink involving Scotch? I just got myself a real nice bottle, and I don't know how much I'm willing to take straight lol

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Mix scotch with more scotch, in a nice sturdy glass. Only way to go.

 

Today I was "that one guy" who got that one question right out of a class of >100 on an exam. Funny how I had just joked to my friend about how much that guy must be a huge douchebagnerd when my prof announced the results; before giving back our midterms. I also got caught staring at a girls buttcrack and she seemed put-off until I told her, seriously, that crack kills and got the hell out of there.

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Mix scotch with more scotch, in a nice sturdy glass. Only way to go.

 

Today I was "that one guy" who got that one question right out of a class of >100 on an exam. Funny how I had just joked to my friend about how much that guy must be a huge douchebagnerd when my prof announced the results; before giving back our midterms. I also got caught staring at a girls buttcrack and she seemed put-off until I told her, seriously, that crack kills and got the hell out of there.

 

hahaha, you live the life of a champ

 

I asked my bartender buddy and he told me that if I mixed scotch with anything I'm dead to him. Defintely going to have to build my tolerance before drinking this shit in public apparently lol

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So got my fingers checked, common amoungst Aussie Glassies and Bartenters "Bar Fingers"

 

basically, moisture gets under the ksin, drys it out and kills off the skin layer slowly. so went ot the pharmacist and got stuff for it.

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Add a couple ice cubes with the scotch.

Ice in a drink that isn't water?

 

Have some of these

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Or just make ice cubes out of the drink you'll be having.

Alcohol doesn't freeze.

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

Or just make ice cubes out of the drink you'll be having.

Alcohol doesn't freeze.

It does. It just doesn't freeze in your freezer since its freezing point is down around -115 C. Since a drink is a mixture of water and ethanol (plus other), you'd probably be looking at needing -5 to -40 depending on alcohol content. The most your freezer will do is make beer slushies, and maybe beer cubes if its really ambitious. Depending on where you live, you might be able to make wine cubes outside though :thumbsup:

Add a couple ice cubes with the scotch.

Ice in a drink that isn't water?

 

Have some of these

 

Those scare me too much to buy them. I imagine the stones crashing against my teeth like ice does and it makes me cringe.

Or just make ice cubes out of the drink you'll be having.

Alcohol doesn't freeze.

It does. It just doesn't freeze in your freezer since its freezing point is down around -115 C. Since a drink is a mixture of water and ethanol (plus other), you'd probably be looking at needing -5 to -40 depending on alcohol content. The most your freezer will do is make beer slushies, and maybe beer cubes if its really ambitious. Depending on where you live, you might be able to make wine cubes outside though :thumbsup:

 

 

Also Alcohol Quality. Something piss like Jim Beam will come close to it or shitty Smirnoff Vodka.

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Beer should freeze in your freezer, I've done it before. Not on purpose mind you.

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^ If it doesn't, I'd be worried about its molecular structure. beer, even at 15% content (and Stouts) should freeze reguardless unless by some INSANE reason its Alcoholic % is above 42.

 

Speaking of alcohol, has anyone ever tried one called Alibi? It's a Whiskey+Cola pre-mix we have @ Work I havent tried yet. 15% Alcohol too, 2.4 Standards per Can, 4 pack, 10 drinks worth for only $13, seems like a bargain for drinking this Saturday for a Toga Party.

 

 

Also I had to do a re-install AGAIN after derping something to get rid of a slightly annoying program that managed to create its own partition a few months ago. long story short, its dead, no issues and everything was backed up anyway.

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Hurt something on my way home today <_< A minute after jumping on my bicycle, a pain shot up my right side and I struggled for half of the way home before I had to get off and push my bike for the rest of the way. That was random, but now I can't walk without feeling the pain.

 

All this alcohol talk makes me want to open up my stash.

 

 

EDIT: Hahahaha, this is stupid. Lucy Liu is going to play WATSON in a modern day remake of Sherlock Holmes. She's going to be called Joan Watson.

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EDIT: Hahahaha, this is stupid. Lucy Liu is going to play WATSON in a modern day remake of Sherlock Holmes. She's going to be called Joan Watson.

 

Female Watson? Say wut now?

Doubt it'll be better than the BBC series anyway.

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Why can't the Big Bang be done by the hand of God?

It could have, but it is next to impossible because it also could have been caused by the flying spaghetti monster, or one of the other infinite number of deity possibilities.

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