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There's an alarm clock that has wheels and drives off into a random bit of your room before going off, meaning you have to get out of bed (and therefore wake up a bit) to turn it off :D

 

Who needs technology? I just set my alarm on my bedside table, as well as an alarm on my phone, that i put at one end of the room, and an alarm on my secondary alarm clock, which i put on the other end of my room. So I have to run around trying to turn off 3 alarms, which really wakes me up lol :thumbsup:

 

You do realize any kind of alarm is by definition technology, right?

 

Not if i use a sundial, and focus the energy of the sunbeam to burn my face at the precise time i want to wake - ah, there's no point defending this point, it's too hard :wall: :wall: :wall:

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There's an alarm clock that has wheels and drives off into a random bit of your room before going off, meaning you have to get out of bed (and therefore wake up a bit) to turn it off :D

 

Who needs technology? I just set my alarm on my bedside table, as well as an alarm on my phone, that i put at one end of the room, and an alarm on my secondary alarm clock, which i put on the other end of my room. So I have to run around trying to turn off 3 alarms, which really wakes me up lol :thumbsup:

 

You do realize any kind of alarm is by definition technology, right?

 

Not if i use a sundial, and focus the energy of the sunbeam to burn my face at the precise time i want to wake - ah, there's no point defending this point, it's too hard :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

That's still technology, just not electronic :P

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There's an alarm clock that has wheels and drives off into a random bit of your room before going off, meaning you have to get out of bed (and therefore wake up a bit) to turn it off :D

 

Who needs technology? I just set my alarm on my bedside table, as well as an alarm on my phone, that i put at one end of the room, and an alarm on my secondary alarm clock, which i put on the other end of my room. So I have to run around trying to turn off 3 alarms, which really wakes me up lol :thumbsup:

 

You do realize any kind of alarm is by definition technology, right?

 

Not if i use a sundial, and focus the energy of the sunbeam to burn my face at the precise time i want to wake - ah, there's no point defending this point, it's too hard :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

That's still technology, just not electronic :P

 

STOP GANGING UP ON ME :blink: :blink: :blink: Oh, I got it, how about if i just drank a lot of water the night before so i'd wake up early to go to the toilet? Surely that will work and not be technology! WIN :thumbsup:

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There's an alarm clock that has wheels and drives off into a random bit of your room before going off, meaning you have to get out of bed (and therefore wake up a bit) to turn it off :D

 

Who needs technology? I just set my alarm on my bedside table, as well as an alarm on my phone, that i put at one end of the room, and an alarm on my secondary alarm clock, which i put on the other end of my room. So I have to run around trying to turn off 3 alarms, which really wakes me up lol :thumbsup:

 

You do realize any kind of alarm is by definition technology, right?

 

Not if i use a sundial, and focus the energy of the sunbeam to burn my face at the precise time i want to wake - ah, there's no point defending this point, it's too hard :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

That's still technology, just not electronic :P

 

STOP GANGING UP ON ME :blink: :blink: :blink: Oh, I got it, how about if i just drank a lot of water the night before so i'd wake up early to go to the toilet? Surely that will work and not be technology! WIN :thumbsup:

 

 

It could backfire though :P, you could wake up too early or too late...

Or not wake up at all :mellow:

Well, I'm sure that were he to have to go to the bathroom still asleep, the not waking up to do so would create a state of some discomfort, cause awakenedness :P

 

Get someone to wake you up in the morning, that's not technology.

 

And to keep OT:

 

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Or not wake up at all :mellow:

Well, I'm sure that were he to have to go to the bathroom still asleep, the not waking up to do so would create a state of some discomfort, cause awakenedness :P

 

Get someone to wake you up in the morning, that's not technology.

 

And to keep OT:

 

Confession: I find pregnant women sexy.

 

I think thats the hormones mate.

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... I wake up at the exact same time every day without even needing to. Actually, I always wake up about 20 minutes before the time I usually need to get up. My grandfather says it's in my blood, since he's half Comanche, so ... Iunno.

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Or not wake up at all :mellow:

Well, I'm sure that were he to have to go to the bathroom still asleep, the not waking up to do so would create a state of some discomfort, cause awakenedness :P

She's saying he would drown in his own urine and vomit. Don't know why the vomit, but he would.

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Or not wake up at all :mellow:

Well, I'm sure that were he to have to go to the bathroom still asleep, the not waking up to do so would create a state of some discomfort, cause awakenedness :P

She's saying he would drown in his own urine and vomit. Don't know why the vomit, but he would.

I drown in my own urine and vomit whenever I get drunk, I thinki can handle it :thumbup:

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Or not wake up at all  :mellow:

Well, I'm sure that were he to have to go to the bathroom still asleep, the not waking up to do so would create a state of some discomfort, cause awakenedness :P

She's saying he would drown in his own urine and vomit. Don't know why the vomit, but he would.

 

First; I don't understand where the vomit came from and second; what possible reason is there for him not being able to wake up? Save for falling into some kind of a coma, your brain will wake you up..  :-?

 

 

Rachael, stop confusing everyone  :P

 

 

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Or not wake up at all  :mellow:

Well, I'm sure that were he to have to go to the bathroom still asleep, the not waking up to do so would create a state of some discomfort, cause awakenedness :P

She's saying he would drown in his own urine and vomit. Don't know why the vomit, but he would.

 

First; I don't understand where the vomit came from and second; what possible reason is there for him not being able to wake up? Save for falling into some kind of a coma, your brain will wake you up..  :-?

 

 

Rachael, stop confusing everyone  :P

I didn't mention anything about vomit :P

 

But who knows, maybe he just doesn't wake up and stays asleep. Some people have problems with urination at night, even when they become adults, so it's not impossible :P

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Or not wake up at all  :mellow:

Well, I'm sure that were he to have to go to the bathroom still asleep, the not waking up to do so would create a state of some discomfort, cause awakenedness :P

She's saying he would drown in his own urine and vomit. Don't know why the vomit, but he would.

 

First; I don't understand where the vomit came from and second; what possible reason is there for him not being able to wake up? Save for falling into some kind of a coma, your brain will wake you up..  :-?

 

 

Rachael, stop confusing everyone  :P

It's too late-the urine, it's everywhere...fills the room...no place to breathe...can't escape...the window....stuck...door closed...oh the humanity aaaaaannnddd....*gurgle*.

 

Ok, so he wakes up, but not for long.

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Or not wake up at all  :mellow:

Well, I'm sure that were he to have to go to the bathroom still asleep, the not waking up to do so would create a state of some discomfort, cause awakenedness :P

She's saying he would drown in his own urine and vomit. Don't know why the vomit, but he would.

 

First; I don't understand where the vomit came from and second; what possible reason is there for him not being able to wake up? Save for falling into some kind of a coma, your brain will wake you up..  :-?

 

 

Rachael, stop confusing everyone  :P

It's too late-the urine, it's everywhere...fills the room...no place to breathe...can't escape...the window....stuck...door closed...oh the humanity aaaaaannnddd....*gurgle*.

 

Ok, so he wakes up, but not for long.

 

What would the coroner's report look like?

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I have a really bad procrastination habit that usually ends in not doing anything. I can't seem to break it, either, and it's making me fail a few classes too. :???:

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I have a really bad procrastination habit that usually ends in not doing anything. I can't seem to break it, either, and it's making me fail a few classes too. :???:

Same here. <_<

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I have a really bad procrastination habit that usually ends in not doing anything. I can't seem to break it, either, and it's making me fail a few classes too. :???:

Same here. <_<

 

Same.

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I have a really bad procrastination habit that usually ends in not doing anything. I can't seem to break it, either, and it's making me fail a few classes too. :???:

Same here. <_<

 

Same.

Same. And it's really starting to suck since I'm starting college classes in the Fall.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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