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I never smile.

 

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Come support my max total goal here.

 

Briobe122's 10-step guide to staking:

1. Get cleaned

2. Vow to never stake ever again! (very important)

3. welfare tds and get claws

4. kill glacors til i get boots

5. bandos ffa or more tds til i have around 50m

6. realize that it is far too hard to rebuild using steps 3, 4, and 5

7. give up the vow to never stake again

8. go back staking and make your bank back

9. if you failed at step #8, Go back to step #1

10. if you succeed at step #8, you will eventually feel the need to make money for rich people stuff, have a bad day of staking, then get cleaned anyways

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

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Learning something that sounds awesome on the guitar is an amazing feeling. :thumbsup:

Many believe that the 1980 eruption of Mt. Saint Helens was a catostrophic geological event, in reality it was the day that Jimi Hendrix returned to Earth from the next world and actually stood up next to a mountain and chopped it down with the edge of his hand.

-Random Youtuber

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I often find absurdities funny, thinking about odd situations which people get themselves into.

 

Also, the feel of money.

 

 

[spoiler=maybe a NSFW'er if your boss/co-workers/teachers are uptight]

 

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When I put something in the microwave for a few minutes, leave the kitchen, come back when I think it might be done, and as I'm approaching the microwave the timer goes

 

3

2

1

done

 

Like a boss.

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When I put something in the microwave for a few minutes, leave the kitchen, come back when I think it might be done, and as I'm approaching the microwave the timer goes

 

3

2

1

done

 

Like a boss.

 

Pause it as soon as it hits one. You will feel like one of those close-call bomb defusing experts.

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Buying some food at a restaurant and the worker accidentally giving you some extra food. It's always those minor things adding up that can make a day good.

 

Getting that single spare onion ring in your fries at Burger King.

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When I put something in the microwave for a few minutes, leave the kitchen, come back when I think it might be done, and as I'm approaching the microwave the timer goes

 

3

2

1

done

 

Like a boss.

 

Pause it as soon as it hits one. You will feel like one of those close-call bomb defusing experts.

I stopped it on 0 once. I wasn't even aware it was possible, and I don't think I've done it since.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

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Oh man, natural redheads with green or brown eyes and some nice legs, I'm sold right there.

This, except I like red heads, not gingers, or whatever you call them wit all the freckles...

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legs

My requirement. :thumbup:

 

Why the hate on disabled women?

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Oh man, natural redheads with green or brown eyes and some nice legs, I'm sold right there.

This, except I like red heads, not gingers, or whatever you call them wit all the freckles...

 

I like a little bit of freckles, like just a bit around the nose and cheeks, but not like ALL over.

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Conversations with teachers. Like, not one-on-one, but when they just stray from what they're supposed to teach us and hold a conversation with the class. Usually, the ones that do that actually have interesting things to say.

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Conversations with teachers. Like, not one-on-one, but when they just stray from what they're supposed to teach us and hold a conversation with the class. Usually, the ones that do that actually have interesting things to say.

Used to do this in high school math sometimes. Was always a lot of fun. Also in economics, my teacher always had interesting stuff to talk about.

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