December 8, 200619 yr O WELL ME AND MY LV 87 FREIND SPOT ARE JUST FISHING OVER IN KARAMJA AND THISE LV 109 JUST COMES BY AND SAYS I OWN U ALL AND MY FREIND ASKS HIM R U A PURE IN ANYTHING THE GUY GOES ? AFTER 2 SEC ME AND MY FREIND JUST BURST OUT LAUGHEN WHEN HE JUST SAYS WATS A PURE?!!?!?!?!?!?! AND THEY CALL ME A NOOB \ \ \ :lol: :mrgreen:
December 9, 200619 yr Just remembered another good one, ok so my name on RS is andrew s 2 and the creator of RS , his name is andrew gower( i think,..) But i didnt know that at this time... So im at barbarian agility area, i go around the track a couple times than i here this: lvl 83(dude): OMG! ITS ANDREW!!! The other people there all put"?" dude:its andrew! the guy that created runescape! dude: andrew your the best! dude: you made an awesome game! dude: im like your bigest fan ever! :-s me:....o.....k everyone else: lol! dude: dont laugh at andrew! he can ban all your accounts! me:..... At this point I changed worlds.....
December 9, 200619 yr noob: mke me cpper sord ( he speleld horribly, so future ones will be spelled correctly) ' This has to be the funniest line you posted. =D> My Goals and Achievements
December 9, 200619 yr i saw someone saying "giving free armor to lv 3's and lower" Thanks to DrCue at DeviantArt for the signature source
December 9, 200619 yr me(on my level 23 training at chickens): hi every1 noob: hi wasup me: not much random person: how muvh money do yall got? me: 25k (thats for my pker not my main) noob: 1k but im planning on buying some money tomorrow. me: u mean like using e me:bay? noob: no i don't use that me: o good i thought u were breaking rules lol noob: no i never broke any rules me: so how are u gonna "buy" 2m? noob: on this good website it sells 2m for $15.15 *thank you your report has been sent* me: i g2g now bye. very weird :roll:
December 9, 200619 yr THis just happend to me. I was on my noob account just hanging around lumby when some girl came up to me and asked if i wanted to win 19K. I said sure and followed, curious of what she was gonna do. THIS IS A TRUE STORY Girl-Seen any good movies lately? Me-Nope (about 20 seconds later) Me- I can't watch movies Girl- Why not?!?!?!?! Me-Because i'm amish (not sure of spelling) Girl-Ohh...Thats cool... (10 seconds later) Girl-I reported u for item scamming! Me-Why? Girl- Because u stole someones computer so u could play runescape thief! (she logs out) I'm not really amsih, just said i was to see how she would react THIS IS ALSO TRUE!! Another funny one is I was in falador hanging out with my main, when i hear some guy talking about making people mods. I am going to use the guys name (sort of) because it made it all the funnier Motertator(AKA-the pass scammer) Hey everyone! I can make all joo mots! LVL 80-cool! how can joo do dat!?!?!?!? Motertator-BEcause i can, jagax pays me to do it. Just tells me ur passy and user name and i'll make u mot. (i report him and wait a few sec to give other people a chance to report him) Me(My runescape name is simmiliar to my forum name, NOTE) Ok, my user name is JooStink, and my pass is Usstupid Motertator-Lolz! I scammed ur pass and user name! froob (he logs out) Me and lvl 80-lol
December 9, 200619 yr this is just a plain normal day before this lvl 3 came alon named "no im mj".... mj:hello lil boy go in the corner well have some fun me:u talk to ur dad like that?... mj:opps srry daddy i thought u were a lil boy in distress and needy some hunka junk me:son u know boys rent treated like that mj:"sobers"-really sobers lol with emote me:dont worry son, but i just have one question... mj:? me:do u like ur frys straight or curly? mj:curly why? lol get it ur either straight or curly... :-k : Okay... I think I got that. #-o
December 9, 200619 yr Here's a funny one: I was wearing my full rune and wielding a g maul. Someone came up and asked if I had a bucket i would give them for free. I did so because I have like 10k of them lying around...... lol. Anyways, here is the text that follows: Noob(he's level 112 btw): WOW WHERE YOU GET A BUCKET AT, I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE HAVE ENOUGH TO JUST GIVE AWAY!!!!! Me(lvl52; I decide to mess with him) : Well thats simple.... I'm andrew gower. Noob: Who? Me: Andrew gower.... The creator of the game you are playing right now. Noob: No way!!! So why is your character level 52 then? Me: Its my low-level account. I don't use jagex staff crown either.... too many people beg for things. Noob: I know!!! So can you, like, hack into the banks and edit whats in your bank and stuff? Me: I suppose I could, but i don't because that would break the rules of my own game. Then it wouldn't be any fun now would it? Noob: So..... could you like put ten mill in my bank and i will be your best m8 for life ever and ever and ever!!!!! Me: Hmm..... I dont' know. Noob: PLEASE! (I start to get bored with this, and decide to lose him) Me: Nah, I have to run. I'll do that later on for you. But right now one of the techies messed up the new programming.... I gotta fix it. Noob: So what was it for? What are ya gonna do, gonna fire 'em? I can take their place, I kinda know a little HTML code (lol) Me: Nah, I won't fire them. They're good workers. It was a dragon warhammer spec they messed up (which i believe should be the next weapon introduced; unless I'm mistaken and theres already one?) Noob: Okay well bye mr. Gower, please put the ten mill in my bank!!! Me: ...... lol. *logs out* another one: Me: SELLING D MED HELM CASH ONLY! Noob: *trades* Me: *puts up helm* Noob: *puts up 1.3k* Me: You're off by about 498.7k there, buddy. *declines* Noob: REPORTED FOR BUGS! (how he decided on bugs i have no idea) and one last one: Noob: *trades with me* Me: ? Noob: *puts up note for 512 weeds* Me: ....???? Noob: whip! right now! whip right now! Me: I don't have a whip.... even if I did why would i trade it for that? Noob: REPORTED FOR ITEM SCAMMING!!! *two minutes later* Same Noob: *trades* Me: ? *again* Noob: *same note* Me: Ugh.... Noob: Your g maul you're wielding. ????? 512 weeds for a whip? And then a g maul? These people aren't just a few volts short of a lightbulb..... I think they're missing the entire filament.
December 9, 200619 yr I am on my lvl 3 pure skill guy and some lvl 60+ trades me because i have a good offer for rune axe as i just got 41 wc. (my main is lvl 78) him: hey me: hi him: let me see the offer me: ok (player declines trade) him: let me see just the willows (365 willows) (i show in trade and he tries to accept with nothing in return) me: u think i am dumb or something me: ur trying to scam me him: fine no rune axe then me: see if i care 1673rd person to 99 smithing! Monday, June 30th, 2008
December 9, 200619 yr My most recent run-in was at castle wars in the Sara waiting room. Noob:hey u! Me: yea?... Noob: guess what , i'm going to zammy to destory their catapult Me: ok.. well the catapult isn't too useful.. but ok Noob: ok i wont, ill just go over dere and be spy Me: g'l Noob: spy!! *game begins* Noob (randomly pms throughout game): im spyin , im spyin!111 I went and ice blitzed him.. felt kinda bad, but not really :D "You've got something on your head, oh wait! That's just your p-hat!"
December 9, 200619 yr Memorable incident 2: This is over private chat. idiot: hi im david giv me ur pass ROFL, that made me laugh so hard xD
December 9, 200619 yr :oops: How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan
December 9, 200619 yr I was noob-baiting(where you get expensive members stuff and see if noobs go weird) and I saw this weirdo... Noob:Have u got 30k? me:yes, why? Noob: Do you want to buy my lvl 103 account its got 1mill on it me: no, I don't break the rules. Thank you, your abuse report has been sent. Noob: how is that breaking the rules? Me: You're not allowed to trade accounts. noob:I just want some money...sorry. Me: tough luck, you're reported. Not much use it'll do seeing as you're only level 5. Me: Why don't you just play on your level 103 account? Noob: Because I like this one! (I start out to varrock) Noob:Well can you just give me 3k please? Me: no (The above repeats 30,000 times on the journey to Varrock. When in varrock...) Noob2: Can i buy your kite? noob: please just 3k Me:okay,[trades with noob2] Noob: yay Me: I mean the other guy noob2:okay I offer rune kite, he offers 5k. I decline. Me:I bought it for 60k noob. noob2:addy kite 60k? rip off! me: it's a rune kite...it's blue not green. By then I'm slightly annoyed. F2P friend logs on Me2friend:come 2 my world friend2me: okay Friend logs out. Friend logs in. Noob and noob2 log out. Me2friend:Im noob baiting wanna come? friend2me:Okay friend2me:should I get a rod? That was so funny. And after that when I explained the concept of noob baiting... noob3:Come on lets dance(while dancing) Noob3:Everybody lets dance! me: Yeah lets dance(while dancing, jigging and zombie and goblin dancing) friend:lol lets dance! That was funny too. Click on Website to join my clan, Impures Unite.Shouldn't there be more dwarf truck stops? Click to support.
December 9, 200619 yr I was fishing on Catherby the other day and some guy pulled out a toy soldier and was bragging about how cool it was and how none of the rest of had one. Idiot: I have one of the rarest items in the game Everyone:... Idiot: I bet you wish you had one So, at this point, I just walked over and picked it up. He had been winding it and letting go over and over again. Idiot: Hey! OMG! How did you do that! Me: You let it go, I picked it up. Idiot: Scammer! Reported! At this point I reported him for misuse of customer support. I also had every intention of giving the thing back until the guy started badmouthing me. Then everyone chimed in and told him. I mentioned I reported him for false reporting, and for the next 30 minutes he asked me if i really did over and over. Me: I didn't scam. Did you report me? Idiot: No Me: Then you have nothing to worry about Idiot: What if I did? Me: Than it was misuse of customer support Idiot: So I will get banned tomorrow? Me: You said you didn't report me... Check out the Runescape Investor blog
December 9, 200619 yr this was me n ma friend he said HIM-WERE ARE YOU heres the rest more GOALS OF A NOOB[/url]http://img133
December 9, 200619 yr Mines not that funny but here goes. Noob: Hey I'll buy that black armour with the grey on the sides. Me: How much then? Noob: 5k? Me: Mmmm, it is worth 130k ish? Noob: No it's not! I'm telling my daddy and he'll sned a letter to jagex about you! Me: Sure. Noob: Well you'll be sorry. Next week Same noob pm: Hey mate I'm sorry. Me: Who are you? Noob: That guy who sent the letter to jagex. Me: Oh and where is that letter. Noob: They send back a reply. Me: Oh really? I did'nt know they had a address. Noob: They don't I just put jagex on the front. Me: Stupid noob. But don't forget we all used to be noobs at one time. ~Jim100200 A fine Gentleman, and lover of Pie, and of course the TET.I don't mind making siggys, just send me a "PM".Never forget someone always loves you, me! *Hug*
December 9, 200619 yr I had some fun convo Noob: ''buyin firr cape, 400k and itemz'' Me: You mean the fire cape, got in Tzaar-Cave? Noob: ''Yerr'' Me: That cape is Non-tradeble Noob: ''you got one???'' Me: No :( Noob: ''Lawlz shuttup then dunt say theyr not tradeble if u aint got on'' Some watching people: lol Me: ...alrighty whatever dude. Noob: ''lawl, buyin firre cape itemz including rune pl8'' Credits to Skully Sc for the signature.
December 9, 200619 yr saying your a mod, or andrew gower, when you are not, is breaking the rules i believe. proud owner of bunny ears and scythe (rsc fo lyf)
December 9, 200619 yr But don't forget we all used to be noobs at one time. ~Jim100200 Actually your wrong. We all used to be "newbs", only the idiots who asked for free rune armor and dissed your moms were the "noobs"
December 9, 200619 yr i hope this is funny: i was walking to casle wars when this noob logs in, noob:give me you pass now! me:what do i like like, an idiot noob:yes... me:lol, reported edit:woot first post of page 52! oh and heres another one that happened on same day(it might not be correct) : noob:give my the rune stuff me:why would i do that noob:cuz il get my attacking outta wildy stuff me:well then i dont care go get them then noobpm:i got them mepm:lets fight then lol noobpm:i dont wanna no. 3 coming soon (i forgot it lol) Click Here!
December 9, 200619 yr Just now i was in world 29 f2p and a noob said Noob:Selling lvl 196 mem account. Amazing how some people are that dumb. -.- no siggy.... =(
December 9, 200619 yr once i was talking wit a noob and he dises me and calles me a noob when hes lv 3 i reapeat.. lv 3 and il was like 5000000 lvs stronger... i was laughin my but off :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
December 9, 200619 yr Just now i was in world 29 f2p and a noob said Noob:Selling lvl 196 mem account. Amazing how some people are that dumb. -.- now that one makes me laugh Click Here!
December 9, 200619 yr Stupid noobs Noob lvl 45 come up to me lvl 81 Nb:I buy 500gp Me:buy what Nb:500gp Me:for what Trades me says:look Nb:and more Trades me I take dead keppit Trades me again Nb:here for 500gp Trades me Nb:more Trade me says Nb:free logs After a bit Nb:hi Nb:hunt lvl Nb: hunt lvl Trades me Nb:for 500gp look Trade me 9 times then gives up and takes my spot Were I bean huntin kebbits for an hour Helm = Looks like a rabbit type animal is humping the back of your head
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